Career choices for superhumans

Knowing Dazai Osamu's ability to "disqualify the world", and from the insincere words around him, he expressed his satisfaction with Dazai Osamu's new hairstyle very straightforwardly.

Saiki Kusuo decided to leave the port mafia. He didn't intend to watch Dazai Osamu's interrogation process. The sharp shouts of the captured spy of the hostile organization also made him feel a little uncomfortable because of his oversensitive hearing, as if chalk was broken Chalkboard and pull out the long bar-like harshness.

He teleported to an alley, and Sakunosuke Oda brought him around to introduce him before. The guy who was handed out the flyer stuffed a dessert shop, and he was doing a [-]% discount for women and children.

The gods have enough money for Saiki Kusuo, but thrift is also a virtue in the world.

In fact, if you are a woman, in addition to the [-]% discount, there will also be a new type of coffee jelly as a sample.

Saiki Kusuo glanced at it briefly, and knew that the materials used were particular, and he was looking forward to the taste.

Although it is a female-only event, it is not a problem for Saiki Kusuo. If you can't even control your gender, what kind of omnipotent superpower is it?

After a while, Saiki Kusuo became Saiki Kusuo.

The clothes on her body also have the original casual clothes and have also turned into the female school uniforms of the original PK Middle School.

There is a little lack of aesthetics. In fact, every day it looks like a skeleton, only the aesthetics of bones is very good. Saiki Kusuo’s clothes are usually prepared by his mother Saiki Kurumi. At this time, he subconsciously uses school uniforms.

There is no PK middle school in another world, so he is not worried about getting into trouble.

"welcome."

Qi Munanzi had already thought about what to eat, and ordered it very quickly.

"OK, just a second."

"You can try today's women's limited coffee jelly first." Another clerk brought out a cup of coffee jelly from the back kitchen.

The coffee jelly is served in a special coffee cup, shining through the air with a layer of blurred crystal clear.

Because it is a sample size, it is not big, it is only about three mouthfuls. If the mouth is bigger, you can even swallow it in one bite, but it is much more than the sample size in the supermarket.

Even if you are still far away, you can smell the strong aroma of coffee coming from inside.

Saiki Kusuo couldn't wait to pick up the attached small spoon and put it in his mouth. The aroma of coffee naturally filled his mouth, and the smooth coffee jelly melted in his mouth. to heaven.

[The tasting of this coffee jelly has been well received. After all, the ingredients used are the best. However, if it is officially released, the price will be set a bit high. I don’t know how the sales will be. 】

Definitely a buy.

Saiki Kusuo, who is not short of money at present, can't wait to buy it immediately.

"Welcome, are there one adult and five children?" the clerk asked.

"Yes."

Some familiar voices made Saiki Kusuo's hand stop while eating dessert, and when he looked up, it was indeed Oda Sakunosuke and his five adopted children.

【If you can eat desserts, Sakule and the others will be very happy too. 】

【Sakule worked very hard to do the handwork, and Shinji and the others also seriously helped. 】

The leaflets received in the afternoon also had an impact on Oda Sakunosuke.

Looking at the neatly arranged and beautiful cakes in the window, Sakule, who was a girl, exclaimed "Wow", but quickly covered her mouth.

Then he turned his head and asked Oda Sakunosuke, worried: "It looks very expensive, so it won't be a problem for the family's finances?"

Even raising one child is extremely costly, let alone five. Several children are going to school. Even public schools add up to a lot of expenses, not to mention the necessities of life such as clothes, food, and rent. .

The port mafia, this kind of job is bloody, the salary is not low, but Oda Sakunosuke is only the bottom-level mafia responsible for the aftermath, even the mediation work between mafia couples similar to the old mother's mother's uncle Do, but he just stood there listening to the scolding battle between the two sides in a daze.

Even for this kind of inhumane mental torture, the salary is lower than that of the front-line mafia, and it is impossible to have ample money. At most, it can support him to go to the bar occasionally and have a drink or two.

"It doesn't matter," said Sakunosuke Oda, "because children get a discount."

The clerk who was turned into cute by Saki Le's little expression also said, "It's okay, children can't eat coffee jelly, so if there are a lot of people, you can give a tiramisu as a gift."

[Every day we have a quota for our employees, just divide it from my quota, if you eat desserts every day, you will also gain weight. 】

What a fairy job this is.

Saiki Kusuo didn't understand why he wanted to become a barber, when the pastry chef was his destination.

After Oda Sakunosuke nodded, the five children cheered and held their heads in the window and began to choose their own desserts. Saku Le stood aside with the bonus tiramisu, and did not say that he wanted to eat again. want one.

Oda Sakunosuke looked at them tenderly, then turned his head to thank the clerk. There was no tiramisu on the other children's tables. Think about it for a while and you will know what's going on.

The children who could already understand numbers did not choose the cake with the most conspicuous color and the best taste, but the one with the lowest price. Oda Sakunosuke did not point out this point and took them to find the location.

Even though Saiki Kusuo lowered his head and thought not to come over, it actually didn't make any sense at all.

The size of this dessert shop is not big, and the only seat that can seat six people is behind Saiki Kusuo. Originally, he thought that there would not be group dinners in the dessert shop like that kind of restaurant. Generally speaking No one would choose to sit here, only to choose this position, and now they are Muggles.

If I think about it again, I am now Qi Mu Kusuo and not Sai Mu Kusuo, so there is really no need to worry.

"Wow, this sister looks a lot like the pink-haired joystick freak next door!"

Come whatever you are afraid of, Shinji muttered loudly, and waved his hand behind him, calling his little friends to come and watch.

The guy in the morning was also Shinji, Saiki Kusuo said that he remembered him.

"Don't be so impolite." Saku Le said to Shinji with her waist thrust up.

Then he turned his head and wanted to apologize to Saiki Kusuo, but he froze for a moment when he raised his head, "Eh? It really seems like that."

"Right, right, I'll just say it." Shinji muttered loudly.

Because she just turned into a female, she can probably be regarded as a softened version of herself, with a similarity of about 80.00%, and there is a high probability that she will be regarded as a relative.

Seeing the appearance of Saiki Kusuo clearly, even Oda Sakunosuke couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and asked, "Do you know Saiki Kusuo?"

……

Absolutely impossible to admit.

Saiki Kusuo shook his head, "I don't know."

Her female voice is also very cold, but it is definitely very different from the male voice. In fact, his transformation is really a girl from the beginning to the end, from the outside to the inside, even if he is dragged to the blood test. Out of the hormone level is also a woman.

"Sorry, you look a lot like someone I know." Oda Sakunosuke didn't delve into it.

Fortunately, it was Oda Sakunosuke who met him. From Dazai Osamu's haircut, it can be seen that the brain circuit is different from other people.

At this time, all you need to do is use the big weapon of public face.

[Is the standard of public faces so high now? 】

Although there was such suspicion in his heart, Oda Sakunosuke did not pursue it.

They walked to the big table behind Saiki Kusuo, because they met acquaintances, there was no need to eat the leftover desserts in the store, Saiki Kusuo asked the waiter to help pack it, and when he left the store, he thought about it and ordered another A big cake, ask the waiter to help give it to Oda Sakunosuke and them.

Hey, hey, it's not in line with his practice to just give away the little watermelon that he cut to pieces, so this cake should be considered as compensation.

The waiter made up his mind, but Saiki Kusuo didn't care because the other party gave his own tiramisu.

After asking for the exact launch date of the coffee jelly, Saiki Kusuo planned to go back.

Carrying a few bags of desserts, he walked out of the dessert shop. His original plan was to find a remote alley and teleport back.

However, it was obvious that he was being targeted.

The moment Saiki Kusuo turned into the alley, the original entrance was blocked by a man.

At the same time, there was another man standing in front of him, with two big flower arms painted on his exposed arms, and the whole crowd looked up and down Qi Mu Kusuo, no, it should be Sai Mu Kusuo.

"Hey, little sister, do you want to play with us?"

He said it was an invitation, but the two people in front and behind kept getting closer, gradually trapping Saiki Kusuo between them.

The petite Qi Munan looked pitiful all of a sudden, this should just be the illusion of a deadpan expression reflected in the dim yellow light.

[A stunner in the world, come on. 】

Don't drool in your heart, it's already disgusting, isn't this even more disgusting.

"Yeah, let me play seriously."

The kind of gameplay that would send them flying off the planet.

But this is really too wasteful, after all, these are two heads with lush hair.

Saiki Kusuo silently took out some change from his pocket, and used the ability of "Teleportation" to transfer the scissors in the barber shop with the equivalent money.

This ability is an exchange of an item of equal value at hand for an item at a distance.

It's time for a haircut.

After receiving the cake, Sakunosuke Oda walked out of the store to express his gratitude. When he sensed something was wrong and hurried over, he saw two people lying on the ground, the hairstyle on the top of the head was cut by the scissors exactly according to the pattern on the flower arm One is cut into a black tiger, and the other is a black dragon. It is probably because of the color of the hair. It cannot be a real green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right, but it is also very vivid.

If it is not cut into a Q version with a length of only one centimeter and a height of one centimeter, it can probably be called a work of art.

But now it's only useful for being funny, let alone bald on both sides.

Oda Sakunosuke squatted down, and violently woke up the two people lying there and asked, "Did something happen?"

The memory was replaced by Saiki Kusuo, but he still shouted loudly to the two people who had a lifelong shadow of hair cutting, "Ah, it's Jack Scissorhands!"

Because I had a psychological shadow on haircuts instead of wanting to have haircuts like Mori Ogai, it was not a violation of the rules. Knowing the bottom line of the gods, Saiki Kusuo was in a good mood.

He didn't know at all that he was a mafia, but Oda Sakunosuke seemed to be an enthusiastic citizen. He helped send the two gangsters who harassed the little girl to the police station, and there was also a rumor about JACK Scissorhands who liked "Left Green Dragon and Right White Tiger" The story has evolved into multiple horror versions.

At present, Saiki Kusuo is just continuing to eat his own dessert at home, thinking about the official opening tomorrow.

On the other side, Ryunosuke Akutagawa was also mentally prepared.

【For Mr. Dazai...】