Career choices for superhumans

At seven in the morning, Saiki Kusuo woke up on time.

He checked his surroundings first, and it was very good that he was neither floating in the Pacific Ocean, nor turned into ruins, and there was no "leakage of super energy".

Because it is the first time to travel, he is still a little worried about the sequelae of this kind of time travel. If "leakage of superpowers" becomes normal, it will be too troublesome. In this world where writers abandon their pens and join the army, You can't be too careful.

Oda Sakunosuke next door began to drive Shinji and the others to school.

Even through the wall, Saiki Kusuo saw Oda Sakunosuke glance towards his window, with a bit of thought in his eyes.

【The girl from yesterday... should be fine. 】

Although from the perspective of Oda Sakunosuke, he could never see the scene inside the window, but Saiki Kusuo subconsciously avoided the light coming in from the window.

Heck, if asked, as long as I deny it quickly enough, there shouldn't be a problem.

Saiki Kusuo thought, Oda Sakunosuke looked away, and took Shinji and the others to school.

Slightly relieved, he remembered one more thing, Oda Sakunosuke is also a writer, what is his ability?

I remembered the morning of "leaking superpowers", the phrase "my 'seamless'" in his mental activity, I thought it was some kind of boasting before, but now I see that it should be my own ability, probably like the ability to foresee , and only a few seconds into the future.

If he could really predict the future, he would have already made his fortune by buying lottery tickets. There is no need to be a grassroots member of the port mafia. Last night, the wives of two high-level port mafia bosses echoed in the head of Oda Sakunosuke. Sturdy scene of quarrel.

Saiki Kusuo thought about it again, and felt that this had nothing to do with him, he was just an ordinary barber.

Judging from the news heard yesterday, at least until the end of his promotion to cadres tomorrow, Osamu Dazai will not run around, so there is no need to worry too much about seeing him rolling special noodles that can be used to hang himself in the breakfast shop. A noodle Xishi scene.

Because the taste of the Chinese breakfast shop is so good, even if the proprietress can say some topics such as "hair stylist in Milan", it is tolerable.

But fortunately, it was probably because of the second day, so I was not teased, and I ate breakfast normally.

It was only after eight o'clock in the morning after breakfast. Generally speaking, there is no need for barbershops to open so early. The normal opening time is nine o'clock.

But staying at home has nothing to do, Saiki Kusuo thought about it and went to the barber shop.

I walked into the store and turned on the computer first. There was a small problem yesterday. I haven’t watched the video of the haircut tutorial.

"Today we are going to teach the chapter on hair dyeing for hairdressers."

However, after half an hour, Saiki Kusuo had to close the learning page, which had nothing to do with the class taught by the barber.

Although the other party talks a lot of nonsense and always likes to brag about his haircutting skills, Saiki Kusuo is very interested in the dyeing skills of the lecturer's Marysu colorful light, and thinks it is very suitable for Dazai Osamu.

But before that, Saiki Kusuo glanced outside the door, someone had been standing there for a minute.

If someone finds out that he, a hairdresser who graduated from Milan, is still watching teaching videos, he may be confused about his professional skills.

He was the barber who made everyone applaud Dazai Osamu's new hairstyle.

Saiki Kusuo opened the door and saw the young man standing there in a daze.

In fact, when he was still 200 meters away from him, Saiki Kusuo sensed the existence of the other party.

If you want to say why, it is that the other party's voice is too noisy.

【Mr. Dazai, why did you ask me to come down and cut my hair? 】

This voice of doubt only rang once, followed by a statement of determination.

[Since it is Mr. Dazai's order, no matter what, I will fulfill it, even if it costs my life. 】

the above,

The 200-meter road is repeated all the time. Even Saiki Kusuo, who has been troubled by his voice since birth, would find it really annoying.

In particular, no matter what the sentence should be added, "Mr. Dazai".

Is this guy Dazai Osamu's loyal dog?

What kind of personality charm does that kind of black mud troublesome sauce have?

Thinking of the business introduced by Dazai Osamu, Saiki Kusuo wanted to avoid it, but his future is to become an ordinary social worker, so how can he shut out the difficult Party A.

Just treating the other party as a guest seems to be barely acceptable, as they all have heads with long hair.

This is just a few seconds after opening the door, Saiki Kusuo has already made up his mind to be an ordinary worker.

It's definitely not because someone is planning to press their hair to search for haha.

As a professional sensitivity, Saiki Kusuo saw each other's hair for the first time, it was the kind of distinctive shawl hair, although the whole is black, but the tail of the hair is white as if dyed, like a rabbit with lop ears , but it has probably not been taken care of for a long time, and it has no luster. It is lifeless and a little dry like weeds, and there are even several strands drooping together.

At the same time, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was entrusted with the first mission by Osamu Dazai, was also looking at Saiki Kusuo.

Judging from the appearance, Saiki Kusuo really doesn't look like a very strong type of person. He hardly seems to have any muscles, so he is not very thin, but he doesn't look like the kind of guy who can exercise. If In the slums where he lived, such a guy would probably be blown away with a single punch.

Saiki Kusuo who was punched flying in the heart of Akutagawa Ryunosuke: ...

The other party regards himself as an ordinary person. If this is added, it will be a little uncomfortable.

However, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's inner drama continues.

Except for the eye-catching pink hair, and the hairpin that looks like two game controllers, there is really no difference from ordinary people.

These two sentences can be completely omitted.

【Sure enough, Mr. Dazai's hobbies are really profound. 】

Yeah, what does this have to do with Gao Shen?

Saiki Kusuo felt a little regretful, he was thinking about the feasibility of closing the door now.

However, as an ordinary barber, he should not refuse any customer. Thinking of this, he still asked telepathically, "Haircut?"

Hearing the question, Akutagawa Ryunosuke withdrew his aggressive gaze, and nodded.

Saiki Kusuo turned sideways to let him in.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa stood in the center of the barbershop. He seemed a bit cramped because he was not used to the environment here. Judging from the bulging veins on his exposed arms, he was still in a defensive posture. If Saiki Kusuo patted him from behind If he slammed, he might be attacked, even if he didn't have any weapons on him.

But there are supernatural powers in this world.

Not knowing which writer it was, Saiki Kusuo asked casually, "What's your name?"

"Akutagawa, I need you to follow three rules."

"First of all, there is no need to conceal your identity."

What Osamu Dazai said yesterday afternoon appeared in Ryunosuke Akutagawa's mind.

Although they are in a slum, it doesn't mean they don't know anything about the outside world. Generally speaking, barbershops don't need to announce their names at all.

[Is it really a black shop? 】

【Is this what Mr. Dazai wants me to do? 】

[Black eats black. 】

After reading this voice, Saiki Kusuo was speechless for a while. The previous judgment was barely reasonable, but why did he come to the conclusion that it was a black shop, and even judged that the next approach was to eat black.

How can you eat black in a barber shop that opened near a slum?

Robbing a bunch of hair dye products and going back to claim credit for Osamu Dazai?

Maybe he can give Osamu Dazai a dyed family portrait by relying on his quick-dozen haircut skills.

Also let Osamu Dazai enjoy the filial piety of the students in advance.

If the other party hadn't been beaten to death by Osamu Dazai.

"Akutagawa Ryunosuke."

Saiki Kusuo was thinking like this when the other party announced his name.

Although there is already a surname in the previous memories, it is hard not to think of Akutagawa Ryunosuke when he says "Akutagawa".

But when he really heard it, Saiki Kusuo was still slightly surprised.

As we all know, in the world of writers, Dazai Osamu is a little fan of Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and is committed to the "Akutagawa Appreciation".

As a result, it was completely reversed in this world, but it was a different world after all.

But Saiki Kusuo still asked after thinking about it, "Is there 'Dazai Award'?"

The inexplicable question stunned Ryunosuke Akutagawa for two seconds, and he shook his head.

[Mr. Osamu Dazai is going to promote the 'Dazai reward' in the port mafia? 】

Akutagawa Ryunosuke said seriously, "If there is one, I will definitely get No.1."

【Will be praised. 】

It was completely opposite to Saiki Kusuo's world, which gave him a sense of absurd confusion.

However, this has nothing to do with Saiki Kusuo, but he still gave advice as a professional barber.

"Do you want to go green?"

"hair."