Career choices for superhumans

【Is this guy cutting mackerel hair here? 】

[It's quite suitable for that guy, hahahaha. 】

Because he thought of Dazai Osamu's youthful new hairstyle in his heart, Nakahara Chuya was already laughing in his heart, but there was only a twitching of the corners of his mouth on his face.

As we all know, laughing and talking can't be done at the same time, otherwise you will spray, even if Nakahara didn't reply, the man didn't feel offended.

[Although Mr. Zhongyuan is very petite and only reaches my chest, it is too scary to fight, and he is also a reserve cadre, someone who must not be offended. 】

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsesses, no wonder want to grow taller by hair.

The man graciously wanted Nakahara Chuya to be the first to get a haircut, but Nakahara Chuya twitched his mouth and expressed his profound refusal.

[What would be good about a hairstyle that can be certified by Osamu Dazai? 】

Saiki Kusuo stared at Nakahara Chuya's head. Wearing a hat was a bit troublesome, and he couldn't see the shape of his head, but it should be more suitable for "airplane head" than Akutagawa Ryunosuke. Akutagawa Ryunosuke's face is always too tender, not It is said that Nakahara Chuya is old and looks old. In fact, he looks more like a middle school student than Dazai Osamu, the most important thing is his momentum.

Sure enough, the height is not enough, and the momentum comes together, and it is also [-] meters.

However, his goal is to grow taller, so the bosozoku's soaring hair is more suitable.

In the eyes of Saiki Kusuo, Nakahara is already a bosozoku.

Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly felt a chill, as if someone carved a danger on his head, but then disappeared without a trace.

[Strange, illusion? 】

Having said that, now that his identity has been found out, Nakahara Nakaya walked into the barber shop swaggeringly, more like the owner of this barber shop than Saiki Kusuo, but the customer is God, Saiki Kusuo followed behind him.

As soon as Zhong Yuan entered the barber shop, he looked around.

Saiki Kusuo was afraid of trouble, and he used someone else's shop to get his hair cut, so there was no change in the decorations at all, except for a few bottles of dye that he bought to cover up his whereabouts.

【what is this? 】

Zhong Yuan Zhongye's eyes were sharp, and he fixed his eyes on a black terrorist group placed on the cashier's table. Even if he didn't know what it was, he felt that it was exuding a strong sense of resentment.

[... Raise a kid? 】

What kind of brat does the barber shop keep?

But it’s not surprising that Zhong Yuanzhong also thought so, this thing looks really bad, like two messy lines divided into two parts, and the line at the connecting place is still loose, causing the upper part of him to be where the head should be. The side is tilted, as if the neck has been cut off, and the whole shape is basically invisible. The red glass beads used as the eyes are one big and one small, so red that it seems to bleed. Looking at it Terrible.

"The beckoning cat." Saiki Kusuo replied.

"...Is this thing really able to attract money?" Zhong Yuanzhong also said after a moment of silence.

Saiki Kusuo was also very skeptical, but the raw material of this beckoning cat is Dazai Osamu's hair, so it seems more likely to attract some unclean things.

"Your aesthetics are really strange." Nakahara Chuya looked at Saiki Kusuo strangely.

No one came in from outside the door, but the port mafia members who kept their eyes and ears on the inside scolded: "Any garbage can pollute the eyes of our Lord Zhongyuan, so hurry up and put it away!"

If it was an ordinary shopkeeper, he would have been frightened by the evil spirits and could only say "okay, okay", but Saiki Kusuo was indifferent.

"This kind of garbage..."

Saiki Kusuo didn't even turn his head, and said very calmly, "The surrounding area of ​​Osamu Dazai."

Although the inner core is a paper tube, because the amount of hair is not much, I made a little modification, but most of it is Dazai Osamu's hair.

"It's really a great abstract art work." The person immediately changed his tone, and praised this work that can only be praised from the perspective of a villain, and praised it in various ways.

...this guy has a vocabulary big enough to write a book about.

Saiki Kusuo has seen what is called the limit of human beings, and he is hollowing out his own literary background.

After Zhongyuan Zhongye snorted coldly, that person stopped the endless praise.

"That guy Dazai will agree?" Nakahara Chu also expressed his disbelief.

That was the job of Oda Sakunosuke.

This beckoning cat was given to him by Oda Sakunosuke, because Sakule said it was a "beckoning cat", so I think it is very suitable to be placed in the store. In fact, if it is not for Oda Sakunosuke, there is true love in his heart To be honest, Saiki Kusuo would definitely think that he felt ugly and couldn't wait to throw the curse.

After all, at a glance, this thing looks more like some kind of cursing black cat that can grow its own hair.

But if you don't let it go, just think about it and you will know that five children will co-star and surround you.

One child is enough trouble, five, do they want to destroy the world?

Saiki Kusuo, who was afraid of trouble, acquiesced, and put this in the store as a beckoning cat.

Nakahara also knew that Osamu Dazai could not be casually used as a raft, so he didn't say much even though he felt very strange.

Saiki Kusuo thought for a while, took out a hair ball from his pocket, and put it next to the beckoning cat.

It was a black and white ball that looked like a human head, but was actually a ball made of hair.

"A head with five sense organs destroyed?" Nakahara Chuya commented.

[Hell Broken Neck Cat and Human Head Toy. 】

...Although it looks similar, it is really a lucky cat and its ball.

Nakahara Chuya and Saiki Kusuo looked at each other, and finally Nakahara Chuya gave up feeling the same approval from Saiki Kusuo's expressionless face.

In fact, Saiki Kusuo agrees with Nakahara Chuya very much in terms of aesthetics.

This ball was provided by Ryunosuke Akutagawa just by the color of his hair, and he and Osamu Dazai still don’t know it. Putting it together, I wish I could break off the "airplane head" on the spot, but I had to give up this idea because it was a haircut work requested by Mr. Dazai.

He doesn't cut much broken hair, he can only make a ball shape.

Anyway, the other party's requirements are not high, they are just placed together.

Saiki Kusuo glanced at Chuya Nakahara next to him.

But maybe they can be sold to him together, Saiki Kusuo quoted a price.

Considering that Nakahara Nakaya is not Akutagawa Ryunosuke's character who would go bankrupt and buy Dazai Osamu's peripherals, in fact Akutagawa Ryunosuke used Dazai Osamu's card, but the card is actually Nakahara Chuya's, even if he is not in Bungo world, their relationship sounds complicated and troublesome.

Thinking about this for a while, Saiki Kusuo quoted a low price, which was a little lower than Akutagawa Ryunosuke's price.

"Who gave you the confidence that I will buy this?" Zhong Yuanzhong was also very incredible.

"Why should I buy a curse item made from that bastard Dazai's hair??"

[Put a villain on it?I am not such a supernatural power. 】

[Wait a minute, why did my first reaction be to stab the villain, a creature like mackerel just punches it. 】

Then he has to ask himself.

Nakahara didn't care about the evil-looking beckoning cat and its human-headed ball, and asked again, "Who are you? Where's Uncle Sanada?"

"Nephew," Saiki Kusuo said succinctly, and explained the reason why Uncle Sanada was away.

[Uncle's luck is so good? 】

Central Plains also had some doubts, but it sounds like there is nothing wrong with it, so let's put this question aside for now.

Saiki Kusuo is getting annoyed, if a customer who neither cuts his hair nor buys goods is still blah blah blah, it will be annoying.

Now that Kusuo Saiki has opened a shop, he naturally intends to do business. He is already prepared to deal with the troublesome Party A. In fact, he feels that his previous idea was a bit wrong, and he has always been used to shutting out trouble, but if he thinks about it carefully, , With so many people, it is estimated that customer satisfaction alone can be enough at once.

But Zhongyuan Zhong also stood in the barber shop, as if he was saying naturally, "There are big bosses here, idlers should not enter." The original No.1 customer shrank pitifully at the door and looked inside.

Saiki Kusuo hit a straight ball: "Cut your hair?"

Nakahara could understand people's language a little better than Osamu Dazai, and he knew that he was standing in vain and hindering people's business, but he still didn't intend to search his hair, but waved his hand to let the gentleman at the door Come.

The man hurried in, pointed to himself, and asked, "Shall I go first?"

"No, no, Mr. Zhongyuan is the first."

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't bother to be polite with him, "I said you go first."

The man trembled all over, quickly stood at attention, nodded and said, "Okay."

Then I bowed twice to the beckoning cat made of Osamu Dazai's hair.

Is this guy in the temple?

【If you don’t feel like praying, Lord Dazai will curse me. 】

【As expected of Mr. Dazai, hair has such power. 】

No, this is just the horror of Sakura's handiwork.

After all, he is the boss who has cut Osamu Dazai's hair, and it is much better to even talk to Kusuo Saiki, "I washed my hair yesterday, so let's do it without washing it."

【Yesterday, I met Akutagawa-kun with my brothers. Everyone didn’t express it, but no one knew who. Sure enough, I saw them when they were queuing at the door. 】

[I knew about this a long time ago, and I washed my hair earlier, just to save time and let the brothers make more. 】

...It's true, brotherhood is deep, holding hands and doing hair together, I hope they will be together when they are beaten.

Saiki Kusuo nodded, motioned for the man to sit on the chair, and then wrapped a piece of cloth around his neck. He didn't need to wash his hair, but it was still necessary to get it properly wet, otherwise it would be difficult to make a shape.

Although I knew from the psychological induction that these guys came here for a hairstyle, I still asked, "How do I cut it?"

"Just be the same as Akutagawa-kun." The man said hastily.

The man thought again that the barber may not know who Akutagawa Ryunosuke is, how would a normal barber shop ask the customer's name, and quickly added, "It's the boy with white hair who came to your shop yesterday. 'Plane head'."

[Isn’t it Dazai’s youthful look? 】

[Akutagawa?The one that Dazai picked up right away in the slum. 】

[I was tricked by mackerel to come over and cut my hair. 】

[Why is it 'Aircraft Head'? 】

Nakahara was also thinking about it, and he really knew Osamu Dazai very well, basically it was what happened, and the things before Akutagawa Ryunosuke's "airplane head" showed his power were basically all right.

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Qi Shen: Haircut?

Chuya: No, visit

Qi Shen: buy it

Chuya: Don't buy it, just take a look.

Qi Shen: Selling is hard

Chuya: Is there a sales pitch? ?