Career choices for superhumans

Saiki Kusuo nodded to show that he knew, and was about to make a move, but was stopped by the guest.

"Use the same setting water and pomade as yesterday." He reiterated.

"It was just opened yesterday."

Saiki Kusuo actually didn't want to explain too much, unless necessary, he would take the concise and concise route, but he just wanted to simply reveal a news, this styling water and pomade are new things that have just been unsealed.

That is to say, it is the same as other barbershops, without any specialization, just selected as a prank by a guy with a certain ability that can make the styling water more stereotyped and better.

The man felt relieved after not thinking too much, nodded, and signaled Saiki Kusuo to do it quickly.

Saiki Kusuo originally said it to Nakahara Chuya, although Nakahara Chuya seems to have come here just to understand what happened to the barber shop of Sanada Mizuyuki who expressed goodwill to him when he was still in the slum.

But the current situation already means that it is impossible for Saiki Kusuo to try his best to disassociate himself from Dazai Osamu's hairstyle.

In order to avoid the escalation of trouble caused by Mori Ogai or others asking Nakahara Chuya for details in the future, this preparation is still necessary.

Pretending to be an ordinary professional is indeed a long way to go.

Saiki Kusuo put this matter aside and concentrated on doing his hair.

The man's hair is a bit short, but it's not impossible to make it into an "airplane head", but it's not as long as Akutagawa Ryunosuke, at most two centimeters beyond the hairline, but the other party doesn't mind this very much.

"It's okay, just do it."

With yesterday's experience, Saiki Kusuo can be said to be very handy in catching this "aircraft head". With the blower blowing, the shaped water is mixed with his hands, and under the skillful hands like magic, the small scissors are slightly modified, and a perfect The "airplane head" was born, and the front and back time did not exceed five seconds.

He is stronger than Akutagawa Ryunosuke, tall and burly, and can hold down the "airplane head" hairstyle, and he looks a bit handsome.

[It's not youthful. 】

What kind of obsession does Nakahara Chuya have with his youthfulness?

Saiki Kusuo glanced at him vaguely.

"Is it necessary to do this hairstyle in this shop?"

After watching the whole process, Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned and didn't quite understand.

"Lord Zhongyuan went on a mission yesterday, and he probably hasn't received the corresponding report yet." The man thought for a while and explained the effects of the styling water and pomade.

As expected of Zhongya Zhongyuan, he didn't show any surprise when he heard such incredible news, but he pondered for a while and asked, "Did the leader not give an order to take it back?"

"No." The man replied, and then guessed, "Because some barbershops have a lot of regular customers, they will be digested soon."

"Actually, after the news was broadcast yesterday, even though it was coded specially, it was decoded on the Internet in less than 10 minutes." The man said, "It was full of customers immediately."

[In the dangerous Yokohama, there may be an extremely important means of life-saving. 】

Are you kidding yourself, Yokohama, it's not because of these mafia that it's so dangerous?

But it didn't come from the fact that it was certified by Osamu Dazai.

Hearing this, Zhong Yuan Zhong also showed deep thought on his face.

[It's a bit strange, it doesn't look like a leader. 】

It should be a trick to lure me out of the cave.

Because the barbershop of Saiki Kusuo is actually the only one that has been in contact with the port mafia so far, it is actually a matter of course to be suspected and want to try.

Saiki Kusuo, who knew more, thought of this without any surprise, but the other party had a huge number of people with supernatural powers, and Saiki Kusuo didn't panic at all.

The only one who can know is Ango Sakaguchi. At present, he looks like a boy. What he sees is a woman in disguise, and he doesn't think much about himself.

The feminization of the sex-changing Saiki is also the average height of women of this age in Japan, that is, it is much shorter than the current Saiki Kusuo, and his figure is completely out of line. It is even more impossible to think that Saiki Kusuo is a big man in women's clothing .

As long as Saiki Kusuo wears enough vests, everyone can only think that he is an ordinary barber.

They thought they were standing on the second floor, but in fact Saiki Kusuo was already standing on the third floor.

"Strange, why aren't you surprised?" Nakahara Chuya squinted his eyes and asked Saiki Kusuo.

Saiki Kusuo said: "Facial paralysis."

Nakahara Chuya: ...

[In this way, I have never seen his expression fluctuate. 】

The deceitful Zhongyuan Zhong also believed it for the time being.

At this moment, the man who had already cut his hair was about to leave, "Lord Zhongyuan, I'm leaving. I have to change shifts with them. I'm one of the on-site security personnel."

Because he was worried that Saiki Kusuo was still there, he didn't make it too clear.

[Because he is tall and powerful, and looks imposing, he was selected to be a member of the guard behind Osamu Dazai. 】

The man tapped his "airplane head" with his hands, and the sound made him very satisfied.

[Well, at first glance, it looks like good hair that can bear Mu Cang. 】

I also hope that I can be beaten by Osamu Dazai most brutally.

... Saiki Kusuo didn't want to complain about this anymore.

The other party was very satisfied, and then, adhering to the stinginess inherited from the port mafia, he only paid for the styling and did not pay tips.

The number in the card sent by the gods made Saiki Kusuo not too concerned about this, but the most important thing is that there is no love that represents satisfaction emerging.

There are so many people behind, it's impossible for there to be none.

Saiki Kusuo called the next one.

It's 10:30 now, and Osamu Dazai's promotion meeting is at [-]:[-] p.m., so I set aside half an hour to rush back, which is only about three hours.

Wetting the hair and styling it took about 10 minutes in total. If they didn't double check whether the styling water and pomade of the same style as Akutagawa Ryunosuke were used up, it would be faster.

This kind of assembly line hairstyle is really not difficult, and in the end it turned into a perfunctory situation of "grabbing", but it still maintains a very round shape.

It's just that Saiki Kusuo still felt a little mentally exhausted, and the head under his hands didn't have a "disqualification in the world" body protection. As long as he was a little careless, his hair might be full of corpse marks.

It is already very rare to be able to maintain the safety line. In fact, Saiki Kusuo felt that he might "leak superpowers".

However, even if I worked so hard for an hour and a half to do my hair, I still have no customer satisfaction so far.

Saiki Kusuo never felt like he was in a cocoon again for a moment like now.

Especially like now, while controlling his own strength, while listening to the anxious complaints of the guys queuing up outside, even Saiki Kusuo is hard not to feel tired,

The "airplane head" is so overcooked that it can't eat desserts. Of course, the coffee jelly can still be eaten.

The stomach for coffee jelly is not the same as the stomach for other desserts.

But if it takes three hours, you can do six in one hour, and you can do eighteen in three hours. Think about it, it is a huge workload.

Originally, Saiki Kusuo planned to use more styling water and pomade. In this way, after this bottle of things is used up, the remaining guys who are simply doing engineering shovels for hairstyles to block bullets can also disperse.

Generally speaking, no one will dislike the act of putting more water in the shape, after all, more means stronger.

However, the members of the Port Mafia are surprisingly considerate of their companions. They don't intend to monopolize the favor of styling water and pomade, but also plan to share the rain and dew.

If you put it too much, you will be accused. Saiki Kusuo doubts that they have already measured the amount of styling water with a measuring cup before asking him to do his hair.

【Everyone is going to serve as the guards for Dazai-sama, so there must be no lack of manners. 】

【Whether you can enter the legendary army Black Lizard or not is up to you. 】

Good brother, to have the prettiest hair, to suffer the worst beatings, is so righteous.

But the guy who believes the first rumor that Osamu Dazai is satisfied will soon become in the state of "If you are a brother, hit me".

But fortunately, the amount of a bottle is actually not a lot. I only made No. 12, and the bottle of setting water is almost over, and I can't squeeze out a drop.

Saiki Kusuo breathed a sigh of relief calmly.

Finally, I don't have to worry about catching them all bald.

Saiki Kusuo felt that it was too difficult for him, and planned to put a sign at the door, "Don't be an 'airplane head', and those who violate it will go to the moon."

The last guy with a haircut who managed to do it was ecstatic.

【I'm going to be transferred to Black Lizard soon. I heard that Mr. Dazai is very cruel. When he is beaten, he can use the 'airplane head' to protect his face. 】

This guy should be a low-level employee, and he doesn't know that Osamu Dazai's ability "No Human Qualification" can nullify other abilities.

And I don't know that the last Ryunosuke Akutagawa who did this got an "ugly" comment, and even the "airplane head" and his eyebrows were destroyed, and he is still obsessed with "not worthy of Mr. Dazai" Autistic, and beat up ten people in the training room of the port mafia.

What a pathetic guy.

But even if the other party is so happy that he can jump up, even with the favorability indicator soaring a lot, Saiki Kusuo has not received customer satisfaction like Akutagawa Ryunosuke. It seems that he should have the same hairstyle Cannot receive twice the set of satisfaction.

Ya Lie Ya Lie, as expected.

The setting water and pomade are gone, and the remaining members of the Port Mafia are gone.

The queue in front dispersed, and some people left impatiently, but now the people who didn't know the truth dispersed after knowing that it was a haircut, and the barber shop suddenly became deserted.

But for Saiki Kusuo, it was a very good thing, and his ears became much cleaner all of a sudden.

It's just that I have cut so many hairstyles, and I haven't received the love of customer satisfaction. I'm really dissatisfied.

But it's not that there are still people here.

Saiki Kusuo turned his attention to Nakahara Chuya who watched him make twelve "airplane heads".

After looking at his skills for so long, it should be possible for him to dye his hair and make it curly, like wool curls.

"satisfy?"

"To cut?"

What technology can be seen from the "aircraft head" of the assembly line!

Nakahara Chuya lowered his hat, "If it's not Uncle Sanada, I'm leaving."

[Youth and 'airplane head' don't want either. 】

However, at this moment, Chuya Nakahara's phone rang, and he stopped, and the word "leader" was written on the screen of the phone.

Nakahara Chuya's expression changed, and while answering the phone, he opened the door and stood outside.

It's not that Saiki Kusuo wants to eavesdrop, it's just that the passive ability cannot be closed, and a door cannot stop Saiki Kusuo's hearing.

"Boss, do you have any orders?"

"Chuya, where are you?" Mori Ogai's voice came, and then came another sentence, "Alice, try this red one. I'm going to participate in Dazai's promotion ceremony. It's still red."

"I don't want it."

From the phone, it was chaotic like a large oppressive girls changing clothes scene.

However, Zhong Yuanzhong's expression did not change, he was still very respectful, but he hesitated for a second before saying, "Barber shop."

"I saw a lot of people from the Port Mafia coming in for a haircut."

"That 'aircraft head'." Zhong Yuanzhong also said twistedly.

"Oh." Mori Ogai didn't care about this, but he already knew where Chuya Nakahara was.

He asked with interest: "Chuya, take this opportunity to change your hairstyle?"

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Qi Shen: Someone gave me a head again

chuya: dangerous

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