Career choices for superhumans

Saiki Kusuo did not reply.

Mori Ogai didn't care, but continued the previous topic, "There is a warrant at the police station, and the bonus is very generous."

Is it the bonus added by the anonymous person in front of me?

Obviously, from any point of view, is it really good for the leader of the port mafia to use the money he scooped up to do such unscrupulous things?

"Raising Alice-chan is still very expensive." Mori Ogai sighed, "So I also want to make a little money."

Obviously, if you buy a few less clothes, you will have everything.

I have to say that you and Osamu Dazai are worthy of the relationship of adoptive father and son. One starts from Nakahara Chuya's money to his own hair as a closed loop, and the other wants to get a bonus with his own money.

While Saiki Kusuo complained, on the other side Mori Ogai was immediately slapped in the face by Alice, and she made a face, "Rintaro is so shameless."

I practiced my demeanor in front of the mirror several times, and because of the accompaniment of Qi Mu No. 1 hee hee, my acting skills have made a qualitative leap.

Saiki Kusuo said, "My sister troubled you."

Mori Ogai was a little surprised that Saiki Kusuo would admit this directly and raised his eyebrows.

"Generally speaking, she will only warn people who cause trouble to me." When the qualitatively far-reaching Kusuo Saiki was in need of acting skills, what he finally showed was not the back of his head but the side of his face, "But I Don't know you."

Mori Ogai admitted directly, "Probably because I was investigating you and got noticed."

It was Saiki Kusuo's turn to be surprised, he actually admitted it directly.

"Because Dazai's youthful hairstyle is so unique," Mori Ogai said, seemingly sincerely, "so I want to investigate a barber who can make this hairstyle."

"Maybe I'm Dazai's guardian?" Mori Ogai thought for a while and said, "Chuya is also my child."

Hiring child labor, sorry?

"After all, you should have noticed that our identities are a bit special." Mori Ogai blinked, which made him look helpless.

"Mafia." Saiki Kusuo responded.

"Are you afraid of the Mafia?" Mori Ogai said as if he was talking about family matters.

"Will you attack me because my sister cut your hair?" Saiki Kusuo washed Mori Ogai's hair with a nozzle.

Alice was watching motionlessly, her eyes were curious like a child's, but Saiki Kusuo believed that if there was any change in him, Alice would become a ruthless weapon and pull out from under the skirt. Give him the syringe.

Also did not answer directly, Mori Ogai said, "It depends on the hairstyle you design for me."

"What hairstyle do you want?" Saiki Kusuo asked.

Mori Ogai thought for a while and said, "Chuya said, you are a barber who can tell what hairstyle suits you based on your temperament."

"So what do you think of me?"

Saiki Kusuo confirmed one thing, let him design the hairstyle by himself, and Mori Ogai in front of him was trying to die.

But as a hairdresser, you can't say that, Saiki Kusuo thought for a while and said: "Kind and imposing."

In fact, it should be Sen Bailian who is weak and needs to hide under Alice's skirt.

But you can't say that, you can only use kindness to replace the identity of the dad.

And momentum refers to the identity of the leader of the Mori Ogai Port Mafia.

Mori Ogai raised his eyebrows, he saw that Saiki Kusuo already knew his identity, but he just said: "Then I will wait and see."

To be honest, this is a difficult problem, being kind and imposing, although it is not impossible to appear in high-ranking people at the same time, but generally speaking, it is only experienced by older people.

Although it is described as a widow and a left-behind old man, in terms of age, Mori Ogai is still a bit far behind.

He has already started his side business of thrush, but the only guest who has enjoyed it so far is Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

Oda Sakunosuke generously gave all the cosmetics to Saiki Kusuo, and it has not been opened again, but Saiki Kusuo does not want to change his job from a barber to a profession specializing in hairdressing and makeup, so he does not plan to paint for Mori Ogai An old makeup, then you can only open up a new path.

Saiki Kusuo looked at Mori Ogai's whiskers that had turned into two stupid hairs. One stupid hair can be said to be cute, but two are more like alien tentacles. OK.

Why not cut it?Naturally, it was due to the fact that Mori Ogai had been raised for such a long time without doing anything.

In the state of Saiki Kusuo, he can be unscrupulous, but the hairdresser Saiki Kusuo can't.

If those two dull hairs are pressed down, Saiki Kusuo will have a princess cut hairstyle suitable for Mori Ogai.

The so-called "princess cut" is logically speaking, it is the favorite shape of the princess in the past, and the hair that was originally used to modify the face is cut across the cheeks.

Because of the word princess, it can be regarded as the aura of a superior person.

But because she is a princess, she naturally has a kind and loving atmosphere.

Sure enough, Princess cut is the kind of hairstyle that can perfectly meet Mori Ogai's requirements.

Princess cut, the light of fraternity.

The only problem is that Mori Ogai's two beards are in the middle of the forehead, not on the sides, but you can use a hair dryer to blow them to the sides, and when they grow, they will become two good beards again.

Saiki Kusuo was thinking about the world without any scruples, and when he recovered, Mori Ogai was crying for pain.

"I'm distracted." He explained a few times, and washed away the evidence in hand just like Osamu Dazai did that time.

It is normal for the hairline to move back after a lot of hard work.

To apologize, Saiki Kusuo gave Mori Ogai a scalp massage for an hour.

If it wasn't for Mori Ogai's strange rejection of Saiki Kusuo's "hair follicle cleaning" business, Saiki Kusuo would also be willing to give him a [-]% off expensive hair follicle cleaning.

Oh, a trick to cheat money.

But they are all cheating money, maybe he really is an ordinary person?

Ogai Mori thought of the first-hand business routine played by Kusuo Saiki, Sakunosuke Oda, and Osamu Dazai, and suddenly became a little uncertain.

This "hair follicle cleaning" is a new course that Saiki Kusuo learned yesterday. It is said to be an advanced course for barbers, but the content is very unreliable. Suspect, he has never been to a barber shop to get a haircut, so he is not sure if there is such a high-end "hair follicle cleaning" business.

But now the well-informed Mori Ogai has certified it, and Saiki Kusuo has also confirmed this matter.

It really must be an advanced deception course for barbers.

Reminds me of that series of lessons.

This is the rhythm of people's livelihood news.

Able to smash the signboard of "Justice Barbershop".

If it was the previous Saiki Kusuo, he would definitely not have taken these classes again, it is too low, and he is not a barber who makes money by cheating, he has his own skills.

But hearing Mori Ogai's skeptical voice, Saiki Kusuo still felt that the class was still necessary, which would make him look like an ordinary person.

It's so worth the money.

In fact, it’s easy to understand. It’s impossible for people with supernatural powers to live too materialistically. If you just want money, it’s not easy to do such an easy thing. You also need Kusuo Saiki and Dazai Zhi formed a team to make money, and then recommended the "hair follicle cleaning" business.

Of course, except for Oda Sakunosuke who doesn't kill people, he is really poor.

Having figured this out, Saiki Kusuo was in a good mood, and brought Mori Ogai onto the chair.

Mori Ogai's hair is straight and short, and ordinary princesses also have straight hair. Because he doesn't often wear hats, his hair is straighter than Edogawa Ranpo's. There is no need to do too much treatment, just cut it.

Saiki Kusuo didn't want to chat too much with Mori Ogai, and options such as hair dyeing, which allowed him to chat for a long time, were also passed.

He took out a comb and scissors from the drawer, and stood in front of Mori Ogai.

Use a comb to brush Mori Ogai's bearded hair aside, just one on each side.

Because there are still water drops, no matter how hard Xu Xudaimao tries, it will be futile, so he has to swing with Saiki Kusuo.

Saiki Kusuo combed it a little bit before planning to use the knife.

Princess Cut pays attention to symmetry on both sides. If there is a little asymmetry, it will not be perfect.

Saiki Kusuo determined the position, and fixed the hair that did not need to be cut with a clip. The clip was slightly up, and Mori Ogai seemed to have two small ears.

Alice also dialed with her hand, but was stopped by Saiki Kusuo.

Then Saiki Kusuo averted his gaze, and after making Mori Ogai look like a human being, he immediately turned the scissors around, and with a sharp cut, he brushed Mori Ogai's cheek, but he remained motionless, only his broken hair fell loosely.

Immediately afterwards, another knife brushed across the cheek, and the broken hair on the other side also fell down.

It's hard to see the hairstyle with wet hair, Mori Ogai only wondered why Saiki Kusuo stopped doing it after only two cuts, but he didn't care.

Saiki Kusuo put down the scissors, picked up the comb, and began to blow-dry Mori Ogai's hair.

Mori Ogai's hair is already straight, but it needs to be straighter, so it must be assisted by a hair dryer and a comb.

Ever since he discovered that he could actually use his avatar to practice, Saiki Kusuo has become very proficient. After a while, Princess Chessen Ogai appeared in the mirror.

The princess cut still has to have long hair to look good, short hair is difficult to create a sense of layering, so Saiki Kusuo made a bold revision, the essence on both sides of the chin should be cut shorter by him, reaching the cheeks position, and the cut is not as obvious as the real princess cut, but has a slight sense of hierarchy.

But even so, she is still a princess cut.

Mori Ogai looked at himself in the mirror, and was silent for a long time. Even Alice on the side forgot to laugh as he should, to laugh at Rintaro's current hairstyle.

Is this feeling of maternal love exuding kindness and momentum?

Like a princess to be married, but why a princess?

Mori Ogai was lost in his hairstyle.

However, at this moment, the wind chime on the door rang again, and it was Edogawa Ranpo who pushed the door open with a "bang", "Master Ranpo is here to laugh at you!"

"Under Ranpo-sama's protection, the president's hair has been preserved, hehehe."

"Sure enough, no matter who hears Lord Ranbu's name, they will run away with their heads in their arms."

As soon as Edogawa Ranpo came in, he couldn't hide his embarrassment, but after one night, the effect of the curling iron had disappeared. It could be seen that Edogawa Ranpo himself had worked hard, but he only put Even if my hair is messed up, I can't get the original effect.

By the way, I asked Saiki Kusuo to do a repair, and Saiki Kusuko was pissed off.

Isn't it just for a repair?

Edogawa Ranpo was followed by Fukuzawa Yukichi. After the detective agency had not expanded its recruitment to a certain level, he was worried about letting Edogawa Ranpo run around alone.

Coincidentally, Mori Ogai raised his head subconsciously when he heard the movement, and met Fukuzawa Yukichi's eyes.

……

Fukuzawa Yukichi's face once again showed the confusion of "you actually have this hobby, why didn't I know that you have wanted to kill for many years".

In contrast, Mori Ogai showed a murderous look for the first time.

What should I do if the person I hate the most sees my princess?

Slice him fast and hard with a scalpel.

The author has something to say: President: Unexpectedly suitable

Leader: go to hell

Tomorrow is a weekend again, continue to double update, ok 3

My essays are longer than I thought or2

"Ranbu Sang" dripped 3 drops of moving heaven and earth nutrient solution to the cat-eared Luanbu who groaned and protected the president's hair [-]

"issac" added 3 drops of love special effect nutrient solution to Princess Che, the leader of Mori, and added the light of fraternity [-]

"Blood Blood Peach Blossom" added ten drops of love special effect nutrient solution to Princess Che, the leader of Mori, and added the light of fraternity 3

"Huang Mengqi" added ten drops of love special effect nutrient solution to Princess Che, the leader of Mori, and added the light of fraternity 3

"Add more sugar" added five drops of love special effect nutrient solution to Princess Che, the leader of Mori, and added the light of fraternity 3

"Hey, Hey, Gourd Baby" added five drops of love special effect nutrient solution to Princess Che, the leader of Mori, and added the light of fraternity 3

"Rain" added five drops of love special effect nutrient solution to Princess Che, the leader of Mori, and added the light of fraternity 3

"Life is easy" adds five drops of love special effect nutrient solution to Princess Che, the leader of Mori, and adds the light of fraternity 3

"The Destiny of the King" added a drop of love special effect nutrient solution to Princess Che, the leader of Mori, and added the light of fraternity 3

Mr. Mori's Princess cut got a small romance special effect 3