Career choices for superhumans

What would Fukuzawa Yukichi do if he met Mori Ogai in this life.

This is an obvious and obvious problem that will be fought.

He and Sen Owai really have no common language, and they are definitely in two camps if they are in the same scene.

Generally speaking, Fukuzawa Yukichi is not the kind of human being who likes to use force as a tool. Although he has done so most of the time in his long life, most of it can be attributed to necessity.

Strong people are good at controlling violence with violence, but moral guys will restrain themselves. For Fukuzawa Yukichi, the only accident in this world is the leader of the port mafia, Mori Ogai.

But what Fukuzawa Yukichi sees now

A Mori Ogai who exudes a friendly princess air? ?

Saiki Kusuo could see Fukuzawa Yukichi's excitement, and actually added two question marks.

Because the angel-like divine light on his old enemy combined with Mori Ogai's face had an unexpected impact, Fukuzawa Yukichi, who would never take a step back outside Mori Ogai in his life, subconsciously He took a step back and slammed into the door. The wind chime on the door made a crisp sound, and the pain caused by the handle on his back made him clearly realize that this was not a terrible dream.

Fortunately, because of the sudden pain, he didn't draw his knife in anger.

Saiki Kusuo discovered that, on certain people, the hallucinations produced by haircuts are truly terrifying.

It seems that Fukuzawa Yukichi was so scared that he almost ran away from the door, if it wasn't for his Bushido still struggling to support him.

Saiki Kusuo suddenly felt that the man whose face was printed on the Japanese yen banknotes was really pitiful. Edogawa Ranpo finally fell asleep with a baseball bat and had to be responsible for carrying him to the bed in the living room, changing from being taken care of to someone taking care of others.

It means that even today, seeing the historic scene of his old enemy Mori Ogai with his own eyes, it's fine if he can't make any mockery, but he was actually frightened.

If it was Osamu Dazai, he would have jumped up with a SLR to add black history to Mr. Mori.

Mori Ogai, who obviously wanted to cut Fukuzawa Yukichi with a scalpel just now, also saw the opponent's strong outside but middle-class.

Mori Ogai has no idea that under Saiki Kusuo's miraculous hair-cutting illusion, in the eyes of Fukuzawa Yukichi, he has become a princess angel blessed by fraternity and motherhood. If he knew, it might not be like it is now In this way, the princess is still pressing every step of the way.

"Are you afraid of me?" Mori Ogai raised his eyebrows.

Fukuzawa Yukichi kept his mouth tightly shut as if being forced by a villain.

...Are they playing the kindly princess and her little boy favourite, in my barber shop?

Saiki Kusuo, who doesn't watch detective dramas and watches romantic dramas, is also very scary.

The main reason is that Qi Mu No. 1 grabbed him to learn the spirit of the vicious female supporting role together.

Edogawa Ranpo inserted forcefully, "Even if you cut your hair to look like a princess, our president won't be afraid of you."

Although there is nothing wrong with the meaning in the words, but there is always a very weird feeling, and it seems that both parties paused by pressing the still button.

It hurt two people at once.

However, this sentence reminded Mori Ogai who used another method to bully his old enemy by using his hairstyle. After thinking about it carefully, he also felt that he was still at a disadvantage in his current state.

He said harsh words, paid the money, and left with Alice like a proud runaway Disney princess.

Fukuzawa Yukichi asked hesitantly at this time: "Mori Ogai is here for styling?"

Saiki Kusuo felt that the other party should want to ask if something went wrong with his old enemy to become like this.

But Yosano Akiko would only beat him to death, not save him.

With Yosano Akiko?

Classical poet, writer.

Saiki Kusuo has never met the other party, and he doesn't know what the other party's ability is. It should be related to healing, otherwise Fukuzawa Yukichi would not have the idea of ​​asking the other party to show Mori Ogai's mind.

But Yosano Akiko seems to have a big feud with Mori Ogai.

Saiki Kusuo had a good idea, not about showing Mori Ogai's head like this, but looking at Fukuzawa Yukichi's appearance, he can use Mori Ogai's Princess Kiri to intimidate him , in order to achieve the situation of restraining Edogawa Ranpo.

Saiki Kusuo said: "My sister cut two long locks of his bangs for restoration."

After all, he was a guest, and Saiki Kusuo didn't have the customary term to refer to Mori Ogai's unique hair.

But it is obvious that Fukuzawa Yukichi understands it very well.

I don't have those two things.

Rejoicing appeared in the telepathic feedback.

Fukuzawa Yukitoshi seems to have some lack of IQ after meeting Mori Ogai who is in a princess-cut state. He seems to have walked halfway with Mori Ogai, completely unaware that he can actually find a haircut other than Saiki Kusuo The teacher came to help with the repair.

But this is understandable, and it's normal for Disney's runaway princess to have the heart of a prince and knight.

"The leader of the port mafia can come over to see the situation," Edogawa Ranpo said, "Your sister has aroused his interest."

Yesterday, I really shouldn’t have accompanied Saiki No. 1 to watch dog-blood romance dramas. Edogawa Ranpo’s words are like Mori Ogai becoming a domineering president, but because he just cut the princess cut for him, substitute it in Always felt very weird.

Saiki Kusuo looked up at him, in his eyes, Edogawa Ranpo did not see any emotional fluctuations.

"You know he is the leader of the port mafia?" Edogawa Ranpo opened his eyes.

Mori Ogai generally doesn't explain this, telepathy?

Mossy, Mossy?

Don't think that telepathy should be used as a telephone, and it is too arbitrary to infer from this alone.

Saiki Kusuo would never admit this, "He didn't hide it either, saying that he was the guardian of Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya."

"Oh?" But Edogawa Ranpo was too stubborn, and he was still trying to call Saiki Kusuo infinitely in his heart.

Although it was very noisy, Saiki Kusuo could still tolerate it because of the existence of a super-high school-level Toshin Akechi who could push the conversation out of the dialog box.

As long as he doesn't respond, no one can catch him.

But Saiki Kusuo still changed the subject and asked, "What are you doing here?"

Edogawa Ranpo asked carelessly: "Why did your sisters attack that guy first, obviously it was our minister who made the announcement."

Obviously last night with the baseball club to guard against death, why is there such a posture of "why the leader on the opposite side takes the lead" now?

It always feels like the boss is losing.

If you win in this respect, your president will not be happy either.

"Probably I think you have learned a lesson." Saiki Kusuo's tone was a little subtle.

Just now, Fukuzawa Yukichi's weak and helpless appearance being forced by Princess Chisomori Ogai is really deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Saiki Kusuo no longer wants to let Saiki No. 1's "hee hee hee" mentally abuse him. It's so pitiful.

But what kind of "others do it to the nemesis, but I get hurt" kind of way?

The interpersonal relationship is too complicated, Saiki Kusuo said that it is better to stay away from him.

"Kusuko Saiki can actually hurt Mori Ogai?" At this time, Ranpo Edogawa still expressed his doubts.

"What are you talking about?" Osamu Dazai, who pushed the door in, asked the right question, "Mr. Mori is injured? That is really a day worth drinking and celebrating."

"To be precise, his mustache was injured." Edogawa Ranpo said.

Edogawa Ranpo is not Saiki Kusuo, and he has no scruples about Mori Ogai's face, telling the truth.

Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, he just stepped in with one foot and left immediately.

Oda Sakunosuke who was following behind was completely confused, "Dazai, what did he do?"

On this point, Edogawa Ranpo was surprisingly patient, as if he had become a repeater and repeated, "Mori Ogai's mustache was cut in half by Saiki Kusuko."

Oda Sakunosuke showed a look of understanding, but he still said the truth, "Will Dazai be happy too early?"

In fact, Oda Sakunosuke was very prescient.

Osamu Dazai's journey back to the port mafia was very difficult. He experienced tire blowouts, traffic jams and other incidents. When he returned to the stronghold, Mori Ogai had already changed his hairstyle and combed all his hair back, at the back of his head. Wearing a small pigtail, all over the body is the air of a gentle scum wandering artist, but mixed with a strange fraternity and the light from a princess angel, there is no problem going to church and singing Hallelujah at this moment.

Obviously, he entered the chief's office excitedly with a SLR, and planned to take a picture of Mori Ogai's dark history and then threatened the other party to hand over his surveillance video. In fact, Osamu Dazai just took a picture of loneliness.

And there was a small twist.

"Dazai, what do you want to do in my office with a DSLR?" Mori Ogai asked in a deep voice, even with a strange aura exuding from all over his body even though he was dressed in disguise.

Osamu Dazai was stunned for two seconds and blurted out: "I thought Mother's Day is coming soon, so why don't you take a photo as a souvenir?"

Mori Ogai raised his eyebrows: "Next year?"

Is it next year's own death day?Osamu Dazai always felt that Mr. Mori would not be able to wait for the day when he wanted to rebel, because today would be his death day.

Change your hairstyle, it's scary.

But being killed by Mr. Mori really does not conform to his suicide aesthetics.

But having said that, after some secret conversations, Mori Ogai returned the surveillance video to Osamu Dazai, although he did not explicitly say that the real thing was in the Swiss bank safe.

Then that afternoon, Osamu Dazai sent the beckoning cat to the Armed Detective Agency as a thank you with great fanfare.

Because the things sent out were so ominous, none of the members of the Port Mafia suspected that Osamu Dazai had a private connection with the Armed Detective Agency.

Maybe it's the ability newly developed by Dazai-sama.

Even though this decoration looked very ominous, it didn't look like it was attracting money but it seemed to be able to attract some unclean things, but Fukuzawa Yukichi somehow accepted this.

Maybe there is some kind of magical power unknowingly between changing hands.

For example, if you are sent out, you cannot refuse it [-]%.

But these are all things for later, because Dazai Osamu's turmoil made Edogawa Ranpo forget what he originally wanted to say, but there is one thing that he did not forget.

Satisfied, Ranpo Edogawa returned to the Armed Detective Agency with a pair of cat ears.

...Did they completely forget that their job was to catch Qi Munanzi?

But for Saiki Kusuo, it is a good thing.

"It seems that Edogawa Ranpo likes the current hairstyle very much." Oda Sakunosuke said.

No, I just like Fukuzawa Yukichi and praise him, but I should get tired of it soon.

Saiki Kusuo thought.

Oda Sakunosuke quickly put the matter aside, "Dazai said he had a new idea about the gift for Chuya Nakahara, so he came to discuss with you."

"Shouldn't you be looking for Saki Le?"

Not the original author of the work, Saiki Kusuo has no idea what is the point of Dazai Osamu asking him to discuss this. Could it be that he wants to form a group with him to shave Nakahara Chuya's hair.

For example,

Osamu Dazai happily took out the sack from the corner of the wall, and ordered Saiki Kusuo to put on the scissors, and they had to be giant scissors, and then he happily ambushed Chuya Nakahara like a kindergarten game.

However, Saiki Kusuo felt that Dazai Osamu's approach should not be so low-level. There is a high probability that he used tricks to deceive the other party and asked Nakahara Nakahara to make a hairstyle that fits "Europe". PS, it is Europe in Dazai Osamu's mind.

Received the heart of customer satisfaction from Nakahara Chuya, Saiki Kusuo said that he did not intend to join forces with Osamu Dazai.

Oda Sakunosuke didn't think too much because the lord Dazai Osamu ran away, and his rare tone fluctuated a bit, "Listen to Saiki, I've been exchanging diaries with Shinji and the others recently."

"It is true that I have a lot of ideas, and I have recently started to create my first novel. Will you be my reader then?"

There was hope in Oda Sakunosuke's eyes. Generally speaking, Saiki Kusuo would definitely refuse, but although it was not what he needed, Oda Sakunosuke had indeed helped him in various aspects. It was the first time Tasakunosuke asked him to do a trivial thing, and it was hard to say no.

In the end, Saiki Kusuo agreed to become the first reader of Oda Sakunosuke's novel.

Although he felt that both Ango Sakaguchi and Osamu Dazai were much more suitable than him.

However, Saiki Kusuo was a little flustered. If the writer Oda Sakunosuke was guided by him to become a children's writer, it would be a bit bad no matter how you think about it.

It's not that Saiki Kusuo is aimless, and the novels he came up with by exchanging diaries with these children feel that they will be children's literature.

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