Career choices for superhumans

After using "clairvoyance" to confirm that Oda Sakunosuke is fine and still chatting with Osamu Dazai, Saiki Kusuo went to have breakfast first.

The proprietress of the breakfast shop was worried, "It's only been a few years since it stopped, so the mafia war won't start again?"

If this continues, we have to think about whether to leave Yokohama.

Seeing Kusuo Saiki, the proprietress said, "Saiki-kun, it's better not to go out recently."

"The sound of wooden warehouses can be heard again nearby," the proprietress frowned, "It seems that some dark force from abroad invaded Yokohama."

"Really, the news is not clear, just let us not worry, everything is under control." The proprietress sighed, "How is this possible? It seems that something happened at the art gallery yesterday. The firefight incident and the casualties have not yet been counted."

"For the sake of safety, I won't open the shop from tomorrow. It's better for Mr. Qi Mu to close the barber shop and hide at home." Saying this, the proprietress took out a large pile of quick-frozen dumplings, "Mr. Qi Mu definitely didn't make them either. For any other preparations, just treat these as gifts from me, and you can survive for a few days."

Saiki Kusuo wanted to refuse, but the proprietress was so enthusiastic that he had no choice but to put the dumplings in the refrigerator at home first.

Saiki No. 2 is still taking care of Saki Le and the others, and only Saiki No. 1 is left at home. Saiki Kusuo didn't bring him any food, so he asked him to cook dumplings by himself.

"Grandpa," Saiki No. 2 asked while cooking dumplings, "Yokohama has started to become chaotic, and it will stop until someone achieves the goal. How about your customer satisfaction?"

Don't call me grandpa, I don't have mitotic grandchildren.

Although Saiki Kusuo didn't go out yesterday, there were always people passing by their door, so he always knew something so casually.

The one who invaded Yokohama was an organization called "mimic". The war machine from the previous World War I was abandoned and moved to various battlefields in the world in order to die on the battlefield.

Saiki Kusuo didn't quite understand this kind of behavior that he wanted to die well, but also dragged other people into the water, it was so inexplicable.

But what is a little strange is that, logically speaking, "mimic" should only appear on the battlefield. The famous "leader war" has passed for a few years. Is their network still 2G?Are you in Yokohama now?

Maybe it was because it took a while to smuggle in. After all, such a dangerous group of ex-soldiers should never be allowed to enter the country.

It’s not first-hand information, and Kusuo Saiki knows only a little bit, but he also knows that “mimic” will appear in Yokohama at the special time of the “Permission for Special Ability”, and coincidentally catch up with the Armed Detective Agency’s With the main force leaving, only the port mafia can fight against it, and Mori Ogai must be behind it.

After all, he had to sit at a negotiating table and ask the Special Ability Section to hand over the "Ability Permit" voluntarily.

But the question is, now that Yokohama is in chaos, what should he do with his hair?

Why not hold a special haircut session with special styling water on the spot?

Anyway, Qi Munanzi's ability has already been exposed.

If you don't want to be an "aircraft head", you will also have choices such as mohawk heads and sea urchin heads.

Yokohama is full of this hairstyle, not to mention the beauty, if it is purely for life-saving, it must be a hot seller, and it is not difficult to have one or two customers' satisfaction.

But it will also be noticed by "mimic" people, hoping that they can abide by international war treaties as soldiers and not attack civilians.

Saiki Kusuo didn't expect this either. He could still fight with the port mafia while Yokohama is currently in a state of peace. Obviously, the local supernatural secret service department still tends to coexist peacefully. The port is actually a bit crazy. It's time for any means.

However, the reality is that Saiki Kusuo has not yet held a special haircut session with special styling water, and the other party came to him.

The first thing I noticed was the slight sound of footsteps, and then they formed an encircling circle around the "Justice Barbershop".

It is indeed a well-trained soldier. When performing tasks, he is like a machine. His inner voice is almost the same as nothing. Only the commander's inner voice can be heard a little bit. If not, Saiki Kusuo would not start with the footsteps judge.

They are like ghosts in the battlefield, but they can't find the way to become a Buddha.

Saiki Kusuo knew the meaning of this adjective.

They just surrounded the "Justice Barbershop" and did not make a substantial attack.

At the same time, a tall foreign man walked in, about 1.8 meters tall, wearing a cloak that looked like a hood.

The wind chimes at the door rang a few times, and he took off his hood, revealing his silver-white half-length hair, which was tied into a small braid at the end.

Oda Sakunosuke, a valued guy.

Hearing this heartfelt voice, Saiki Kusuo saw the other person face to face, a pair of bright red eyes, as if weather-beaten, the face was deeply grooved, but the shoulders and back were straight and professionally trained.

The opponent is André Gide, a French writer, but now he is the leader of "mimic".

I fought with Oda Sakunosuke.

Saiki Kusuo judged.

Sakule, Kosuke, Shinji, Yu, Katsumi.

His target was originally the five children raised by Oda Sakunosuke.

Saiki Kusuo already knew the reason why the other party would come to him. His ability "narrow door" can predict the future in a few seconds. Because of the matching ability, he entangled Oda Sakunosuke and hoped that he could bring him the wisdom on the battlefield. die.

But Oda Sakunosuke would not kill for his own dream, so he wanted to make him lose the most important thing and anger him.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

But Sakule and the others had already been sent to another city by Oda Sakunosuke in advance. They had just arrived in Japan, and it was impossible to find these five children so quickly. In fact, it was useless to find them. Saiki No. 2 followed them.

I don't know where to get the source of information to find myself.

Although he fully understood this series of things, Saiki Kusuo didn't feel that his life was threatened, "Should you cut your hair, guest?"

Andre Gide looked at Saiki Kusuo silently. He looked as thin and small as an ordinary Japanese, without any trace of exercise. If it weren't for his three younger sisters, one with the ability to teleport, He wouldn't come in person at all.

I learned from Ango Sakaguchi that another Umeko Saiki possesses the ability of "clairvoyance".

He must be spying on the situation here all the time. Before the installation, Andre Gide had to create an illusion. He nodded and sat on the chair in silence.

As everyone knows, all the plans were completely exposed under Saiki Kusuo's eyes.

The other party knew the abilities of the three Saiki sisters from Ango Sakaguchi.

If it's just an explosion, it will definitely be able to teleport away immediately, so it should be planned to hold me hostage first, and then threaten Qi Mu Lizi, double kill.

If it is an ordinary supernatural being, it is estimated that he will be recruited, but Saiki Kusuo will not.

Saiki Kusuo washed André Gide's hair as usual.

He did it mentally prepared to see insects.

After all, André Gide looked like a bum, not even wearing a vest under that cloak.

Fortunately, André Gide wasn't so decadent that he didn't want to take a bath, otherwise he might have died because of contact with too many bacteria on the battlefield before that.

So it wasn't to the extent that Saiki Kusuo was worried about fleas throwing a party in his hair.

Has been circulating in various battlefields, but obtained funds by selling captured weapons on the battlefield. He looks like a homeless man, but in fact he is not short of money. If he is not pursuing death on the battlefield, he can live well .

The meaning of this to Saiki Kusuo is probably to wash away. He prepared a half-hour shampoo and scalp massage for André Gide.

After being rejected by the "hair follicle cleaning technology", this ended the shampoo.

Unlike Mori Ogai, who can tell at a glance that this is a technique to cheat money, André Gide simply sounds time-consuming.And refuse.

If it is not considered that the other party is a guy who pursues death, Saiki Kusuo thinks that he can also try to find cancer by relying on hair, a technology that surpasses modern medicine. Of course, except for Saiki Kusuo, everyone else can be regarded as a liar .

Putting the wet Andre Gide on the stool, Saiki Kusuo, as an excellent barber, still let the customer choose their own hairstyle.

From now on, the hairstyles born by my subordinates are all perfectly in accordance with the wishes of the parties, but they can't logically reap the care of customer satisfaction. I really don't know why.

Hearing Saiki Kusuo's words, Andre Gide, who obviously didn't have much thought about getting a haircut, was silent, and it took a long time before he replied: "A hairstyle suitable for the battlefield."

Even after hearing this strange request, Saiki Kusuo's expression did not change at all, and he was thinking about the hairstyle suitable for the battlefield.

Logically speaking, it should be the kind of crew cut. As a soldier, André Gide's braided hairstyle is completely unqualified, but he is no longer.

It seems that the previous few haircuts were slightly off, and it is not surprising that Saiki Kusuo thought of Uchiha Madara's hairstyle as a battlefield rose, with exaggerated long hair and bangs.

However, when he started, he still didn't achieve this. It wasn't that Andre Gide's hair wasn't too much, nor was it enough to explode. It's just that he probably wanted to usher in a death.

Yeah, yeah, Saiki Kusuo doesn't think that a guy who kills innocent people and forces others to take action is a good guy, but compared to a more complicated hairstyle, let's make a simple one.

Saiki Kusuo took advantage of the situation and cut off his little braid, and then shaved off the excess hair, leaving a beautiful crew cut.

Almost the moment Saiki Kusuo put down the razor, Andre Gide held Saiki Kusuo's hand with one hand, and held the wooden warehouse against his head with the other hand.

"do not move."

The object of Andre Gide's speech was not Saiki Kusuo, but Saiki Chestnut who appeared beside him in an instant. She held a pair of scissors in her hand and aimed at Andre Gide's temple.

"Hee hee hee, what are you going to do to your elder brother?" Qi Mu Lizi's voice was dangerous and sharp.

Two seconds before Andre Gide grabbed Saiki Kusuo, the current picture had already appeared in his mind.

And this was read by Saiki Kusuo.

Maybe it will become a nesting doll.

To be honest, even in this kind of situation, Saiki Kusuo has more than 30 ways to kill the opponent quietly.

But his setting is an ordinary person who cannot resist and can only become a hostage.

Being in this state will not make Saiki Kusuo uncomfortable, but in this case, he has to restrain his thoughts and not think about the more than 30 methods. After all, he is not sure whether he has ideas in his mind Then André Gide can follow this line to discover that the future is something else.

Because of this, Saiki Kusuo can only think "hee hee hee", the only way to attract attention.

Compared with being hijacked, this is the real tragedy.

"Hee hee hee, aren't you a soldier?" Qi Mu No. 1 said, "Is it really good to attack innocent civilians?"

"I've always kept my duty," said André Gide, "I was the most proud of dying for my country, but I was betrayed and abandoned."

"I, who only pursue death now, have long since discarded glory, and the only thing left is to die on the battlefield."

While Andre Gide said this, he slowly moved his back to Qi Mu No. 1 towards the door. He opened several wooden bins at Qi Mu No. 1, trying to force Qi Mu No. 1's teleportation.

"Sure enough, your ability has a time limit."

"So what?" Qi Mu No. 1 said while biting his nails, "I will definitely rescue my brother."

After confirming that the other party was in chaos, André Gide first moved slowly towards the door. The moment he approached the door, he first pretended to attack Saiki Kusuo, but in fact he shot a feint at Saiki. No. 1 opened several wooden bins, and almost at the same time, threw Saiki Kusuo in the direction of Saiki No. 1, and shot him in the chest several times.

The injured Saiki No. 1 immediately wanted to catch Saiki Kusuo, but was a step too late because of his serious injury.

At this time André Gide had already left the barber shop, and almost at the same time, there was an explosion, and the entire barber shop was immediately reduced to a sea of ​​flames.

"No!" came a roar.

"Hello, Oda Sakunosuke."

Andre Gide greeted Oda Sakunosuke at the door.

"How about my new hairstyle?"

"This is really a good barber, but unfortunately, I will never see him again."

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