Career choices for superhumans

These days, it can be said that Oda Sakunosuke didn't sleep well all day.

When he submitted his resignation to the port mafia, he heard about the disappearance of Ango Sakaguchi. It should be a secret, but it was overheard by grassroots personnel like Oda Sakunosuke. It was obviously a trap, but he still went I found Osamu Dazai.

"You don't need to worry about this," Dazai Osamu said, "I can find Ango too."

Oda Sakunosuke still went through the delayed procedures, because the missing person was Ango Sakaguchi.

He found the hotel where Ango Sakaguchi was staying, and found that there were snipers standing by around, and then he found out the identity of Ango Sakaguchi's triple agent, but Ango Sakaguchi still left with the "mimic" people, it looked like It's like taking refuge in them.

Afterwards, the port mafia exchanged fire with "mimic" at the museum, led by Ryunosuke Akutagawa, a student of Osamu Dazai.

Oda Sakunosuke was injured trying to save him.

"Andre Gide..."

"Well, the leader of mimic." Osamu Dazai said, his eyes darkened, "He was also the one who hurt you."

"To be honest, you don't need to protect Akutagawa at all." Osamu Dazai rested his hand on his chin, "If you don't protect him, you won't get hurt."

"It's Dazai's student," said Oda Sakunosuke, "don't you care about him too?"

Oda Sakunosuke said, "I didn't throw away Akutagawa's hair when I gave it to you."

Because Oda Sakunosuke plans to leave Yokohama, some items need to be cleaned up, such as the surroundings customized by Edogawa Ranpo. Because he is not in Yokohama, he is temporarily handed over to Osamu Dazai for safekeeping, and he will hand it over to Edogawa Ranpo .

At this time, I also gave this hair ball of Ryunosuke Akutagawa to Osamu Dazai by the way.

"If you don't care, Dazai will throw it away." Oda Sakunosuke pointed out this point.

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai glanced at him, "Didn't Saku Oda say to cherish other people's gifts?"

"Dazai is not such an obedient person." Oda Sakunosuke said.

"Doesn't the curse doll need a ball? That's all."

The two of them looked at each other and smiled, Osamu Dazai said: "Well, but my patience with this kind of person who can only go on the rampage and doesn't use his brain at all has a limit."

"Then, let's get back to business," Osamu Dazai looked at Sakunosuke Oda, "That's the end of Ango's business, I will facilitate your resignation, now leave Yokohama immediately."

"I have a bad premonition." Osamu Dazai looked at the sky outside the window. Although it was sunny, it seemed a little unhappy because there was no cloud.

"You know I won't go," Oda Sakunosuke said, "until Ango is safe."

"Also, Andre Gide, that man has the same ability as me." Oda Sakunosuke said, "It's very difficult to kill him."

"Isn't there still me?"

"Dazai needs to touch the other party." Oda Sakunosuke said, "You can't do it with force alone."

Osamu Dazai had to admit that what he said was true. There is actually no good way to use resourcefulness with a person who is determined to die. He just spread his hands, "Obviously you can stay out of it, but you are really a bad guy who is incompatible with the mafia."

Oda Sakunosuke was a little surprised, he smiled, "If you are a good person, you should be someone like Saiki."

"A barber with an expressionless face can't get involved with a good person." Osamu Dazai pouted, thinking of his youthful exuberance that he couldn't change no matter what, someone would hand out leaflets for remedial classes to him on the road, "and Bad taste too."

"Saiki, he just looks indifferent, but he is actually very enthusiastic." Oda Sakunosuke said, "Also let Saiki Umeko leave with Saki and the others."

"So, how do you explain to the enthusiastic Mr. Barber that you disappeared after resigning?" Osamu Dazai asked jokingly.

Oda Sakunosuke rarely showed a trace of embarrassment, "He won't care."

If Oda Sakunosuke did what he wanted, Saiki Kusuo would not care too much about this, but in fact he just wanted to listen to Dazai Osamu and was led into the pit by him.

"Mr. Barber also wants more customers." Osamu Dazai said, "If there are finished products for everyone to see, maybe the business will be better."

Whispers of the devil hovered in his mind, and Sakunosuke Oda took the photo, which was a photo of the colorful Marysu of Ranpo Edogawa that he took before, and found a poster printing shop, after thinking about it, he even photoshopped a cat ear, Made a huge poster.

The clerk was enthusiastic: "Are you going to open a cat-eared maid cafe?"

"...This is a man." Oda Sakunosuke explained.

Clerk: "Men are also very popular recently."

The steel straight man Oda Sakunosuke said he didn't understand.

Because the explanation took some time, when Oda Sakunosuke happily rushed to the barber shop, he could only see a sea of ​​flames, and the poster of the cat-eared Mary Su Edogawa Ranpo in his hand fell to the ground.

"This is really a good barber, but unfortunately, I will never see him again."

Oda Sakunosuke listened to Andre Gide's words without the slightest emotion, and retorted, "Kuriko Saiki can take him away."

"It is true that the younger sister tried very hard to protect her brother," André Gide nodded, "but I held my brother hostage first, and sometimes I said what I cared about, that is, I told the enemy my weakness."

Oda Sakunosuke looked at the other party in disbelief, he bit his lower lip, he had already imagined the scene at that time, because he bit his lip too hard, and it was dripping with blood.

"Angry?" André Gide looked at him.

A piece of paper fell from his hand and landed in front of Oda Sakunosuke.

"Come find me here."

Oda Sakunosuke pulled out the wooden bin and pointed at Andre Gide, "Do you think you can leave now?"

However, at this moment, a smoke bill was thrown from a distance, and André Gide took the opportunity to get into a car and drove away.

"Damn it!" Oda Sakunosuke looked at the barbershop that was covered by the sea of ​​flames in front of him, "Saiki will never have an accident."

Ya Lie Ya Lie, why are you so confident?

Is my psychic identity exposed?

It was obviously a touching scene, but in the sky, Saiki Kusuo, who was floating in the air in the "invisible" state, was not at all moved by Oda Sakunosuke's behavior, after all, he is a ruthless protective vest monster .

Before the explosion, Saiki Kusuo used telepathy to detect what would happen. As an omnipotent superpower, it is very simple to solve this matter. Although Andre Gide has the ability to predict, but if you really want to If you do it, it's just a little troublesome, the difference lies in the instant kill, and the instant kill after being predicted by him.

The point is that Andre Gide's behavior here is not a secret. Their movements are in the hands of Mori Ogai. It is impossible for Saiki Kusuo to expose his other abilities at this time, unless he immediately splits another Saiki 3 number out.

So Saiki Kusuo acted according to his idea.

Andre Gide's attack seemed to hit Qi Mu No. 1, and in fact it was the same. Qi Mu No. 1 did not hide at all.

Strictly speaking, things like bullets cannot be aligned with Ki Kusuo's body to cause damage.

So if Osamu Dazai got violent when he got his first haircut, and Kusuo Saiki hit a wooden warehouse as a reward for giving himself a youthful hairstyle, it would have been gameover long ago.

"It's a bit troublesome now," Qi Mu No. 1 said, "Hehehe, it's not because there are no customers, but because the barber shop is in heaven."

According to the regulations, Saiki Kusuo should work as the teacher Tony of the "Justice Barbershop". Now that the barbershop has been destroyed, he can use the ability of "backtracking" to return the barbershop to its original state, but if it is really necessary to do so , this is the real trouble.

Now the ability of "backtracking in time" is bound to the ability of "destroying the block in an instant". Saiki Kusuo can make Saiki No. 3 the ability of "backtracking in time", but in this case, it is bound to be To give the latter an explanation.

And if this is the case, the focus is too much, and it does not conform to Saiki Kusuo's ideas. In his script, both explosion and time regression should be a mystery.

Saiki Kusuo looked at Oda Sakunosuke, he was running towards his house, he had not forgotten the super large poster of Edogawa Ranpo in his hand, the clerk even PS a "wink" around Edogawa Ranpo's eyes .

...I originally wanted to meet Sakunosuke Oda in a deserted alley first, but let's forget it now.

Saiki Kusuo and Saiki No. 1 teleported back home.

I have to say that Oda Sakunosuke really ran very fast. The original half-hour journey ended in 15 minutes, and he rang the doorbell panting.

Saiki Kusuo didn't open the door for him, but Oda Sakunosuke climbed the window very skillfully by himself.

As soon as he looked up, he saw Kusuo Saiki looking at him, seeing those eyes that did not fluctuate in almost any situation, Oda Sakunosuke calmed down.

However, I still want to give Saiki Kusuo a hug. Originally, Saiki Kusuo could avoid it, but...

Fortunately, nothing happened, otherwise...

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Saiki Kusuo was hugged by Oda Sakunosuke.

After the excitement at the beginning, Oda Sakunosuke also calmed down. He didn't ask Saiki Kusuo how they escaped, and replaced Saiki No. 1 and started cooking.

In the morning, the dumplings given by the proprietress of the breakfast shop helped a lot, and I finally didn't have to eat curry.

Saiki Kusuo didn't cook at home, the ingredients in the refrigerator were bought by Oda Sakunosuke, potatoes and the like, all of them were curry ingredients.

Compared with curry, Saiki Kusuo still prefers the craftsmanship of the proprietress of the breakfast shop for the time being. Every dumpling is made into a round shape, which is blessed, but it is wrapped in the dough just right. The skin is thin and the filling is large, which is very delicious.

After drinking and eating, Saiki Kusuo glanced at the top of the table, where there was a poster of Edogawa Ranpo's colorful Mary Sue on the surface, and Andre Gide's address was actually pressed underneath.

"What are you going to do?" he asked.

Oda Sakunosuke didn't reply, but glanced away.

This matter must be resolved, but Qi Mu cannot be involved in it anymore.

No surprise at all.

However, Saiki Kusuo still supported Oda Sakunosuke's behavior. Andre Gide already knew the ability of Oda Sakunosuke, just like a desperate traveler walking in the desert would definitely be desperate when he saw an oasis.

Andre Gide is such an existence, but the difference is that what he hopes is not to live, but to die.

Oda Sakunosuke received a call from Osamu Dazai, "Oda Sakuno, do you want to go to Lupin with me?"

The long-term tacit understanding allowed Oda Sakunosuke to understand the meaning of Dazai Osamu's words, "Ango..."

After hanging up the phone, Oda Sakunosuke tidied up and planned to go out.

Saiki Kusuo said, "Come back, let me give you a new haircut."

"Well," Oda Sakunosuke turned around and smiled, "It's time to get a haircut to welcome the new life."

"I am leaving."

The author has something to say: Qi Shen: The hairstyle to welcome the new life...Is it a little girl or something?

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Ranbu meow who was cue: My beautiful photos are everywhere in Yokohama

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happy teacher's Day!

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I went out this morning, will I update the thank you list next time?