Boys just want to say redundancies!

"Crap! This Dogecoin! He opened it!"

At the same time, the players in the FZ base were definitely not the only ones swearing and complaining.

Zhang Zhuyi was broadcasting, and saw a long pop-up window pop up on his computer screen: [The anchor you follow [FZ-MASIKA] is on the air, come and watch it! 】

He almost didn't bring it up in one breath!

"Is this reasonable? Is this reasonable!"

Before the third sentence could be uttered, seeing the popularity of 20 in the live broadcast room instantly collapsed, "Hey, do you want to be so realistic? Damn, Masca, you are still the top of my list—"

[Old Zhang, take care of yourself, I'm going to have dinner! 】

[Brother Zhang has worked hard, goodbye Brother Zhang, Brother Zhang go to bed early! 】

[Notification for all platforms: Maska is on the air~]

Zhang Zhuyi was speechless: "This guy went home after training at night. He's not at the base, what? He really made a mistake..." It can be seen that Brother Zhang was very angry, "He didn't give us anything at all. Revealed! It’s better than a comparison. We still had dinner together at noon, but I asked him that there was no arrangement for the evening.”

【have a meal together?Is Garbo here? 】

【Go home after training = go home after get off work】

[I don't believe there is no arrangement for the evening, I'm sorry for the festival if it's so confusing! 】

"Hey, hey, those who are talking in my live broadcast room can crawl, go out and turn left to Maska's place!" Forget it, Brother Zhang himself wants to watch the excitement, "Come here, I, I went offline to eat all night."

On the other hand, Xie Yujun has already started broadcasting.

His patience is unprecedented, and his tone is almost dripping soft!

The Heavenly King Lao Tzu is here, and the big guy has to spit on him: You are so pretentious!

"Register, then enter the room number and click in. Yes, have you come in?" Mr. Xie Yu hung up the live broadcast and Jiaci voice, taught him to log in to YY, and then taught him to enter the room. Seeing people coming in, he locked the screen Then cut the screen to put on the vest for Guaibao, and connect the microphones of the two of them.

"Okay, now I can talk."

Jiaci thought he was debugging, so he clicked on the mouse to speak, and found that the small speaker jumped up, and whispered: "Did you hear that?"

"I heard it, I heard it!"

"Okay, are you logged into the game?"

"...Mmm, boarded!"

"After you come in, first create a character, and then..."

[Why, are you two here to make a megaphone? 】

【Pinch it, Jiabao is so soft, so obedient, so sweet, woo woo woo woo... 】

[Maska, is this the "no arrangement" you said? 】

[Good guy, 5 minutes into the broadcast and went directly to the third #点烟]

[People who come from all directions are all widowed? 】

[Here should be: Listen to the sound of frogs! 】

It was another tutorial on how to register ID, pinch your face and choose clothes. Maska had been live broadcasting for several minutes, and he just did it.Let’s just call this link a novice guide. Seeing him open the chicken eating, the big guy knows Maska’s arrangement. Just look at it like this, his demon concubine obviously doesn’t look like she has played this game before. , the audience can't see the situation on Jiaci's side right now, so they can only listen to Xie Yujun alone.

"This face is fine."

"Hee hee... get pink hair."

[Wife, stop heeing, come and kiss me! 】

[What's so good about changing your face in this broken game, Jiabao take your time! 】

【Our Jiabao also wears fake pink hair, and there are also dumb hairs...】

After another 2 minutes, the two finally stood together: Masca was just an ordinary strong man, while the demon concubine next to her was a whole girl, not to mention wearing a small skirt and pink hair. The game's costumes don't have a high fashion value, but Jiaci still tries to make the characters look pleasing to the eye.

"Have you read the novice tutorial?"

"……Maybe."

Xie Yujun said bluntly: "It doesn't matter, you can follow me anyway, if you are gone, then I will die too, let's start the next game directly."

Jiaci let out another "oh" in a daze, and the two started to line up.

The ellipsis and exclamation point of the barrage flashed the screen for two or three seconds——

[Can you say something auspicious on Qixi Festival, what do you mean I will die without you? 】

[My boyfriend: Hello, you are gone again, forget it and lie down! 】

[Maska's awareness of dying in love is great, and he is so moved...]

【He's a ruthless person, he didn't even blink his eyes when he said this! 】

After the double row went in, Jiaci experienced a few seconds of self-isolation, as if remembering something, she suddenly asked: "Brother, have you started the live broadcast?"

Mr. Xie Yu also acted very well, as if he had just discovered, "Hey? I'm driving it!"

The barrage laughed and scolded Maska for not being a human being. After coaxing his little boyfriend to skydive, he comforted him all the way: "It's okay, it's okay, they can't see you anyway!"

Jiaci habitually wanted to whimper and act like a baby, but held back.

He didn't watch the live broadcast, so he didn't know that Maska was all asked to "seduce" Garbo to say a few more words in the live broadcast room.

Maska turned a blind eye, turned off YY's microphone, and said, "What did you say?" His tone seemed to be that the tenderness just now was just an illusion, "I'll just take him to play a few times, don't give me a fight Did you hear, it’s Qixi Festival, do yourself some good deeds so that you can get out of the singles as soon as possible!”

The barrage of hippie smiling faces, most people would rather watch the fun.

After landing, the next step was to collect supplies, however, Jiaci stumbled.

From Mr. Xie Yu’s point of view, everyone can see the child’s pink hair leaning against the corner of the wall, humming and humming, he walked two steps without responding, and then took three steps back, just in time to reach the supplies, and then bent down and started to pick them up. While picking up things, they reported their names: bandages, drinks, wooden guns, and bullets, all of which were named by the system, with a soft and serious tone.

"Clothes, Class II, clothes! Do you have them?"

"Yes, you wear it."

"Oh, there is another one! There are three levels, do you want to pick it?"

"Pick it up!"

Jiaci is like a little squirrel hoarding goods for the winter, picking up the shortest distance between two points on a rampage, chasing after Maska's buttocks, the little pink hair flicking on both sides of the head, making people can't help but make his real body The image is brought in until they meet their first enemy, who shoots Chia Chi in the back of the ass!

"Hold!"

"what!"

Jiaci didn't notice it, it was Mr. Xie Yu who first realized someone was there, turned around and walked around the wall. He was holding an M416 that was not fully equipped, but it was not a big problem. The person was most likely an idiot. On the way, I wanted to pick up a head, but I didn't hit it yet. After I fell down, I wanted to find a bunker to wait for my teammates. Jiaci, who was in a hurry and shot in a daze, made up for him.

[Families who can't laugh anymore, the dish's breakthrough imagination! 】

[The bullet hit the foot or Maska reacted first...]

[Jiabao seems to be wandering around on this map, but he's making up for it indiscriminately! 】

[There is no movement at all, he even thought he could walk through walls]

[Laughing, Jiabao got stuck two or three times when going down the stairs...]

Mr. Xie Yu also discovered this problem, "Baby, you can't go through walls."

Jiaci himself is in the ARPG game R&D team, and he can jump, run, and kung fu everywhere. Although there is also a wall-penetrating mechanism, there are also judgments on distance and walking habits. Move and move, always able to go out, after getting used to it, it can be said that there is no such consciousness at all, and occasionally a little trance in life: separated by such a long distance, why can't I perform a light kung fu to hurry...

While he was puzzled, he also felt a little regretful: "Is that so..."

The barrage is crazy!

【That's right, Jiabao, I'll go to the Blue Cave for you and ask if it can be changed. 】

【I'm so sour, such a lovely wife belongs to Maska...】

[Damn it, that shot almost hit my treasure's ass! 】

【If you hit him, that person will be caught by Maska and flogged his corpse. 】

Immediately afterwards, Xie Yujun encountered a second problem: Jiaci would faint when playing this game!

"Baby, come here, brother."

"Ah? I... I can't come up..."

"You rub against the side and step on a straight line. The steel wires on this bridge can stand on people."

In the next second, everyone in the live broadcast room could hear the boy tightening his voice, nervous and apprehensive, like a soft white dumpling clutching his belly, he let out a clearly visible whine, and his voice was weak He said: "No, no, it will fall! Or I'll lie here..."

The weak chirping tone made him want to be kissed!

Xie Yujun bit his lip and watched this scene in the live broadcast camera, took a deep breath, amused and distressed, "Then the poison circle will be refreshed later, it will hurt your blood bar once and for all!"

Jiaci didn't dare to go up, but he couldn't go down now either.

The child faltered and squatted in mid-air, pulling a pole, and his pink hair fluttered in the wind. He was miserable and cute at the same time. At least Mr. Xie Yu watched this image brought into Jiaci himself, and was poked by him Be cute, stop on it for a while and wait for him, don't rush, just really don't worry at all.

"The poison circle may not necessarily shrink to us..."

When Jiaci said this, there was a hint of prayer in her tone.

"It would be great if the safety circle can be shrunk here." He thought so, and he said it naturally. Looking around, there was a gunshot coming from the other side of the river, which looked very dangerous, "My bag There are still many things in here, we live here, it should be enough!"

Xie Yujun simply rubbed against him, and the two of them were stacked together, head to head, he propped up, but Jiaci was completely lying on his stomach, which looked a bit like that.

【Where are you laying eggs here? 】

[Wait a little longer, if you don't know if you really want to brush this! 】

[Baji, what are you eating?Let me have a bite too! 】

[My Dibao, what's in your mouth, give me a bite! 】

Everyone heard it, Mr. Xie Yu could only hear it more clearly, "What are you eating?"

Jiaci pursed her lips, "Crispy Taoer."

"Oh, let's eat, let's eat." Xie Yujun looked at Jiaci and took another two steps tentatively. When he heard a gunshot not far away, he smiled and said, "Someone is coming." Sure enough, the next second, Jiaci Ci hissed nervously, "Where is where?"

"It's okay, you lie on your stomach, I'll hit you."

Xie Yujun is not a professional PUBG player, but there are more or less similarities between e-sports events. He is not very good, but it is more than enough to bring Jiaci. As for the other two teammates who did not skydive with them at all, this time When I was on the opposite corner of the safety circle, after finding that punctuation and shouting didn't work, I probably gave up struggling.

There was a car on the bridge, and a team of three people who also planned to get off the bridge came down.

The other party quickly found Jiaci who was stuck on the railing. Before the bullet was loaded, Mr. Xie Yu shot him down from above, and then shot another person who was trying to help him. Jiaci was so anxious No way, he slipped and fell again, but this slip just escaped a catastrophe. Mr. Xie Yu didn't intend to stay there any longer after his position was exposed, so he simply followed Jiaci down.

"You like licking bags so much?"

Jiaci squatted and rummaged through things, muttering for a while that this would work, and for a while he pretended to find a match for his brother. Mr. Xie Yu smiled and looked towards the opposite hill, "Okay, let's go and see the airdrop."

【Jabao: Pick up trash and raise my brother! 】

[This is better than going to PUBG next door to eat a bowl of rice, so worry about what he is doing. 】

[Teammate just ran to the bridge, you two slipped away again, laughing to death...]

[Teammate's small horn blared wildly, but neither of you heard it]

The big brother team wasted in a more affluent position, and Mr. Xie Yu secretly made a fortune with Guaibao.

Jiaci licked the bag slowly, and Mr. Xie Yu was watching by the side. Seeing that people were coming, he dragged his little boyfriend and ran away. On the way, Jiaci was still muttering: "I didn't even see what was left... "

As soon as the words fell, Mr. Xie Yu said, "That's not important."

He glanced at the fluffy Jiaci in an auspicious suit, and laughed muffled.This is the first hour the other party has entered the game, but in this hour, Jiaci's habits have been revealed: a little obsessive-compulsive disorder, picking up things clean; a little confused, can't tell the direction ; A bit slow and half a beat, and can only do one thing at a time.

But that's okay.

He loves to lick buns, so Mr. Xie Yu gives Jiaci the wind.

He had never driven a car before, so Mr. Xie Yu took him to find a car to drive.

Afraid of heights and afraid to go up the bridge, Mr. Xie Yu simply came down to accompany him...

When Jiaci drove down the hillside with her boyfriend in a jeep, the following were their two teammates who pulled hard to the last three laps. —

"Damn it, you two can really run away on the 1st and 2nd!"

"Brother, did you come here to pick up girls for shopping on Qixi Festival?"

Jiaci was startled by the sudden voice!

He didn't hear this voice in his own game, but from YY, he heard it from Mr. Zhiyu, and he was stunned for a moment!

"I played with my wife. He didn't understand anything the first time he played."

Jiaci's ears turned red instantly!

The live broadcast room exploded to the point that the sky was full of stars——

【Wife, wife, wife...】

【Grass Grass Grass Grass Grass Grass Grass Grass (a plant)】

[Pinch it, I was so sour that I almost died in my twenties! 】

[A wave of mourning for the two wild teammates in advance, prepare to choke to death on dog food! 】

【Jia Bao stopped talking, woo woo woo, made my wife ashamed...】

Jiaci, who was almost fully equipped, got out of the car and subconsciously began to search the house.

The two wild teammates wanted to lick and lick, but Xie Yujun stopped him: "Baby, where are you going?" He knew what the other was going to do when he saw Jiaci taking a step, "Brother raised you so fat It's white and fat, stop licking it."

No. 3 chuckled, "Dude, let us miss something!"

No. 4 was soured, but he didn't say much: "Hey, it's understandable, should we get in or hang on?"

Jiaci turned downstairs again, "Alright then."

As soon as he opened his mouth, only Mr. Xie Yu could hear it. When the voice was played in the game, it felt more than a beat slower and had an echo. The two wild teammates were stunned for a second, wondering what was wrong, it must be a boy!The two held their breaths and listened again, and No. 2 muttered again asking what could be thrown and what could not be thrown, and the young couple discussed it openly in front of the two of them: I kept this bullet for you, and I don't want to give it to them; Level-A is reserved for Guaibao, and it cannot be given to...

After working for a long time, it was just two guns, bullets, and some supplies.

Wild teammates: Then I go?

It is impossible to walk, the closer to the finals, the more intense the battle.

I don’t know when someone will sneak out and give you a shot, but Jiaci may really have a rookie buff on him. The poisonous circle cannot be wiped out, and the bombing circle cannot be touched. It seems a bit wasteful for him to wear a teammate The auspicious suit is still a shopping-style walk. It is obviously full of outfits (teammates still think it is a waste), but it looks more like his boyfriend's fourth-level bag. It is true that people beat him all the way, but the boy's boyfriend is obviously It is also very powerful, clearing obstacles anytime, anywhere.

Seeing that there were less than fifteen people left, No. 3 and No. 4 couldn't hold back anymore.

"Brother, are you interested in being a big brother team?"

Xie Yujun said honestly: "No way, my wife is too timid to fight."

Jiaci groaned, "I just don't dare to hit..."

The bullet screen was coquettishly coaxed by him unconsciously——

【Garbo doesn't like fighting, killing, and Jiabao loves peace! 】

[Jiabao won't fight if he doesn't fight, if he wants to blame, blame the big brother team for not eating! 】

【Mr. Xie Yu was eaten to death, so he just put down the butcher knife...】

[Wild teammates are about to be suffocated hahahahaha]

It's true that Jiaci didn't dare to do anything, and it's true that Mr. Xie Yu is used to him. It's even more true that his teammates are about to be suffocated to death, but they don't dare to act rashly. The two of them looked at Jiaci's auspicious suit, and they were very greedy and hated iron. Gang, "Let's go, if we can't help it!"

Mr. Xie Yu looked at Jiaci's character lying on the grass anxiously twisting his buttocks, and said indifferently, "Let's say it first, if my wife is gone, I will leave the keyboard and die in love."

No. 3 and No. 4 were sweating: "Brother, this is just a game!"

Mr. Xie Yu said solemnly: "This is a game, can love be perfunctory?"

The barrage is already laughing like crazy!

Number 3: "Then... Number 2, why don't you stay alone? Let him go with us?"

Number 4: "Do you agree with your husband going to war with us?"

Jiaci watched two more heads disappear at the top of the screen, and swallowed clearly and audibly, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but wonder if he was secretly eating crispy peaches in front of the screen again——

"Well, but I don't want to be a widow..."