Boys just want to say redundancies!

[Who knows, die for love, widow? 】

What a stinky couple, almost choked to death watching a live broadcast on Qixi Festival!

During the big festivals, without saying a word of auspiciousness, they always talk about dying for love...

-I am in the first hour of this game, but I don't have auspicious clothes to wear QAQ

-I was scolded stupidly for the first [-] hours, and I was severely wronged!

-"My wife is gone, I want to leave the keyboard and die in love."

- Who are you trying to piss off?Does he still have any KPIs today?

- Jiabao is naturally squeamish, acting coquettishly all the time, dizzy!

-We Jiabao can't do anything else, but we love to lick Bao Laogong #点烟

- It's time for a nest, Masca is dead, let me be Jiabao's husband!

-The two wild teammates are still encouraging Maska to become a big brother, laughing to death...

In the two old places, the highest live discussion post in Maska has already built up almost [-] floors. Once there is any breaking news, it will have to be discussed in another post. If you have to count clearly, there are three who have opened it seriously :

A summary building of Masca's "wife": It is specially used to record how many times he has called his wife since the live broadcast.

A summary building of Jiabao's "eating crispy peaches": There are a group of old porn critics based on the suspicious voice in the live broadcast room, and judge that the source of the voice is Jiaci. If it is not talking and humming, then it is secretly eating.

The remaining one is to lick the bag and count the floor.

This building was originally opened very carelessly, because it was black and sour at the beginning to ridicule, but because there was really no point of ridicule, and the onlookers loved team building to join in the fun, no matter what Jiaci did, it would be good to hit the wall or drop blood It’s okay, these behaviors are so cute in the eyes of netizens, so it turned into a boasting building of “Jiajia’s wife is so cute and kisses you”...

And in Maska's live broadcast room, after Jiaci's explosive statement "I don't want to be a widow", it is not surprising that it has entered a new peak of traffic!

【It's okay to be a widow, and I, Jiabao...】

【Maska go, leave him alone, he will take care of you without me! 】

【Wild teammate can't wait to turn over and become a big brother, I'm dying of laughter! 】

【If this wave is successful, Jiabao will be the sister-in-law of the big brother team~】

[I can't stop laughing, family members, true sister-in-law! 】

"Brother, I'll put it in front of you, you'll be better."

No. 3 and No. 4 quickly reached a discussion, and decided to let the seemingly reliable No. 1 teammate be the main attack, No. 4 to make up on the other side, and No. 3 to seduce a wave.As for No. 2, who is wearing an auspicious uniform, in the eyes of No. 3 and No. 4, he has become a weak and delicate wife who can't take care of herself. He is responsible for eating fruits behind, so as to keep the only seedling of the team.

"Number 2, you lie on your stomach and hide yourself!"

Under the guidance, Jiaci also turned on the team mic, and hummed obediently.

"Okay, brother, come on!"

No. 3 who spoke: ...

Onlooker No. 4: ...

Dare to say we don't exist!

Mr. Xie Yu who was already aiming at someone who was about to strike: "Baby, you stay here, if my brother tells you to throw thunder, throw it at me, you know?"

Jiaci, who played the game for less than an hour, licks her bags slowly, stumbles when she walks, and is a master of strokes without a teacher when beating people. The only redeeming feature is probably a little talent for throwing mines On the body, pointing where to throw and aiming is also quite well-known. This is one of the reasons why Mr. Xie Yu took him across half of the map, and was still able to protect his wife with one enemy several times——

Guaibao's thunder is thrown well, and it is very useful at critical moments!

The wild teammate was a little skeptical, but he still didn't contradict No. 1.

They plan to approach the most central safety circle high ground. Before that, they must take priority to occupy the bunker step by step, and take the initiative to clean up the players who are behind.

Jiaci's only movement is to move: when his teammates are fighting fire, he is moving.When his teammates are making up the knife, he is also moving.Until Mr. Xie Yu yelled "Good boy throwing thunder", Jiaci locked his position reflexively, pulled the smoke bomb and threw it over, and Mr. Xie Yu, who successfully retreated with his vision, returned to the small building marked by everyone.

"Brother, do you want to change clothes?"

No. 3 and No. 4 were busy spraying medicine, and they seemed to be stuck for a second when they heard this.

Even though they knew that it wasn't them who called brother, they still stopped reflexively.

Then, the wild teammates saw that No. 1 was replaced with a brand new third-level armor.

If you change your armor, you can change your armor. It doesn’t matter what “changing clothes”, but they are still stuck together, making it look like you took off the old one yourself and put the new one on for someone else!The most annoying thing is that Nima's No. 1 big brother is also very involved in the show. A man has to admit the nice deep bass, and he said: "Good boy! Thank you baby! This third-level armor fits very well. "

No bro, you were really eaten to death, did you find out?

Even if you are in a relationship with a man, you should pay attention to your status, right?

I'm so afraid of saying one thing and one thing, obedience and obedience, so much love...

[This year's big brother team really didn't eat, support teammates to take the lead! 】

[Laughed and pulled the family members, wild teammates continued to be at a loss for words! 】

[Thank you Jiabao, the dog food in the live broadcast tastes very good! 】

[Muska really has you, pretending there is only a lower limit and no upper limit #点烟]

[Immersive chicken eating has: the third-level armor fits well]

[Why don't you praise our Garbo for throwing mine well?It is very important to pinch! 】

Seeing that the two wild teammates were fighting gradually up and deeper, Mr. Xie Yu had to start to pull back. He took a moment to glance at Jiaci who was obediently hiding, and asked casually: "Baby, have you finished eating the fruits? what to eat?"

Jiaci glanced at the empty fruit plate in his hand, and took a small sip of water.

"Well, I still want to drink iced yogurt."

"What about adding ingredients? The peeled green twigs are still frozen, and there are also yellow peaches and blueberries. Is it okay to mix them together? Brother will make it for you after beating."

Number 3: "Someone is here, behind the wall, I'll fight, I'll fight!"

No. 4: "Two people should be in the same team. It's fine. It's not a big problem."

He was chatting, but Mr. Xie Yu didn't keep his hands idle, "I fell down, wait for him to help."

Jiaci muttered, "I saw it, there is a head on the opposite side."

Obviously it was just casually, but Mr. Xie Yu just moved the mouse to change positions, and cut to the so-called "opposite side" that Jiaci said was huge. Good guy, in the next second, more than a million people in the live broadcast room will be See the system prompt that XXXX has been knocked down in the center of his screen.

It's really hard to say clearly, at that second just now, Maska was probably using Jiaci's eyes...

[Co-authoring you two, do you still use your five senses together? 】

[Strange, strange, this Jinjiang capital can still be wrong and imaginary? 】

[Understood, this is called tacit understanding, this is called tacit understanding...]

[Directly gave the child a sour QAQ]

The total number of people fell below 10, which included a full staff.

It can be said that Jiaci's first experience of eating chicken was quite good. After picking up the airdrop, the full distribution, and the head, he even had a half chance of being able to eat chicken.

"There are two more people, where are you hiding?"

"Number 2, why don't you go outside and seduce me."

As Mr. Xie Yujun and his two wild teammates came to the end of the clearing work, Jiaci, who was wearing auspicious clothes, playing for the first time, and weak and unable to take care of herself, began to stand outside "shopping" swaggeringly——

He looks like a plump, white and tender man, but in fact there are three guns standing behind him.

Regardless of whether the seduction is useful or not, the remaining two people did show their heads, and if they showed their heads, it was easy to solve. After dodging and chasing after less than 2 minutes, Jiaci followed her boyfriend and two pretty wild wild men without any pressure. Teammates ate chicken.

"Wait a minute, I'll get something to take upstairs."

As soon as Mr. Xie Yu left, the barrage began to swipe the screen!

[I announce that Maska can directly enter the palace of marriage after retiring! 】

【This man's moral cultivation is good, even a woman like me is ashamed...】

[What fruit yoghurt do you still drink? Directly[email protected]#^ #&]

[What are the previous ones talking about, I support them to do it! 】

[What is the hope of life without kissing Jiabao, let me hear it...]

[Damn it, I've been holding back my anger watching this live broadcast! 】

[Too ruthless family members, taking advantage of Maska's absence to directly make all kinds of violent remarks]

【Is it coming back yet?If you don't come back, you'd better concentrate on revealing people! 】

Eight minutes later, Mr. Xie Yu arrived panting slightly.

【8 minutes?Well, I believe nothing happened to Masca. 】

【8 minutes?Who are you looking down on? 】

When Mr. Xie Yu sat down on the chair again and put on the earphones, it seemed as if a different group of people were speaking in the barrage——

[What delicious food Jiabao made for us, share it with me! 】

[What fruit yogurt?Don't let me see, don't let me see you, don't make a sound! 】

[Is Garbo still playing?The child is dizzy with 3D, take him with another easy game]

【Gabao is not allowed to leave, Maska asked your wife to stay...】

Mr. Xie Yu didn't eat it himself, he just cooked it for Guaibao.

He put on the earphones again, and listened to the voice on the other end, "Is it delicious, baby?" The other end answered vaguely, the voice was soft and sticky, with a hint of sweetness, "It's delicious Ah! Tomorrow I'm going to buy cakes, it should taste even better with it!" Mr. Xie Yu's heart softened, and it's a pity that he didn't prepare enough today, otherwise how could he have any regrets this Qixi Festival?

The barrage has been numb by the upstairs and downstairs Lianmai show.

How much skill do you have, use it!

After playing a game of eating chicken, Jiaci became dizzy with 3D, and was afraid of shooting people with a gun, so Mr. Xie Yu took him to play a small web game suggested by Danmaku, which is absolutely suitable for Jiabao's personality: Gold Miner.

Jiaci was stunned when he saw it, what kind of old memories are these!

But he doesn't care, it is very happy to play with Mr. Xie Yu.

Mr. Xie Yu opened the two-person game, Jiaci and him played together, two hooks to catch gold, it is impossible to fail to reach the target score, right?

That thing is like this, it was really smooth at the beginning, until the explosive keg appeared on the field for the first time: after a series of crackling noises, there were only two medium-sized golds left on the screen, as for the others, they were directly confronted by two The kegs of dynamite blown up to nothing...

The scene freezes immediately!

It turned out to be Maska who missed!

【"so easy"】

【"I thought"】

【Jabao is immediately speechless: Why is this! 】

[Maska did it on purpose, definitely! 】

"It's okay, it's not a big problem, let's start again."

Jiaci also nodded, "Yes, next time I will have experience!"

Seven minutes later, they came to the familiar place again, and the two hooked, preferring to grab the small piece of gold next to it, and avoid the oversized gold next to the explosive barrel.If you are stuck on the score line, you have passed this level.

"The piggy has a diamond in its mouth, it will stop and drop!"

As soon as the voice fell, Mr. Xie Yu went down with the hook, and the pig with the diamond in his hand missed it, but the hook touched the explosive pack next to it. These explosives were placed more densely than the previous barrels. One burst and a string was connected. In the meantime, there are only two stinky stones worth 2 yuan left in the picture...

Mr. Xie Yu let out a muffled laugh, "It's mine, mine!"

Jiaci gasped for breath, and after three or four seconds, she snorted lightly: "If you do this again, I will punish you—"

[Good punishment, good punishment!Punish him hard! 】

[Fire Maska's husband for one day, and let me be the husband of a good boy! 】

[Supported it all at once!Put me on top let me on top! 】

[Cooking, Maska, I can dig a hundred levels of gold absenteeism #点烟]

Jiaci couldn't see the live barrage, but Mr. Xie Yu could.

Not only did he see it, but he also temporarily turned off the YY microphone to taunt.

"Oh, you are awesome if you can dig 100 levels!"

"SO?"

What's the use of that?

I was the one who played double with Garbo.

She raised her eyebrows, and her expression was unbearable!

In the third one, the two of them are very cautious, especially when it comes to the allocation of props. When they see cheap potions and firecrackers, they will buy them differently, just in case, so slowly and carefully, in the flood of [I can't catch them] Not a man], [I bet this will catch 4 diamond piglets], [All ALL bet on explosion! 】In the barrage army, Jiaci and Xie Yujun persisted until more than 20 levels, and the accumulated money exceeded [-] for the first time!

"Wow!"

"It's steady, it's only [-] to pass the level just now, so at least the next two levels, even if you can't catch anything, you can pass it." Xie Yujun said confidently, "Stable, steady! Baby, look at this A brother will take you to clear the field easily!"

As it turns out, don't talk too much.

Looking at the diamond piglets all over the floor and the explosives that were equally numerous and closely positioned, Jiaci was very cautious when hooking. He held his breath the whole time, depending on whether Mr. Xie Yu's hooks were accurate.

"Be careful, brother, be careful, don't be crooked..."

Mr. Xie Yu said yes, "Okay, look at me."

I saw there were still three diamond piglets on the field. Mr. Xie Yu quickly detonated the top blocking stone with his hook. The hook had already descended to the road. The pigs were about to be caught, but the pigs moved!

The hook was emptied, and the sinking continued—

Accompanied by a burst of familiar crackling, the explosion even involved Jiaci who had just escaped the explosives and caught the diamond piggy. One second he was excitedly shouting "I caught it", and the next second he whimpered: "My pig!"

[Garbo woo woo woo, Garbo's pig! 】

[Laughing, they could have added 602 points...]

[In a trance, there are only two bags left, how ridiculous! 】

[Maska, let me serve instead, you are so good! 】

【"My pig hoot!"】

Jiaci fell into a brief silence, while Mr. Xie Yu in the camera bit his lip in embarrassment and apology, and glanced at the score on the upper left, "My dear...you can pass this test, brother Xiaguan must be careful not to get hooked on explosives... ..."

The barrage was full of ridicule. After all, it is really difficult for big guys to encounter Masca overturning. More often than not, they let this person successfully fill the cup. The most ridiculous thing is that today is Qixi Festival, and he is still connected to the mic with his little boyfriend.Even if he performed well in the previous game of eating chicken, but now he is making money and absenting from work, and one yard is worth one yard!

Facing the empty endgame with nothing to catch, the family members in the live broadcast room spent a very "difficult" 40 seconds.

In the next level, the score is refreshed again.

It turned to [-] in one turn, and there is still a distance of [-] from this score. If you want to pass the level smoothly, it is more than enough to catch it on the field, but there is no explosives in this level, and there must be one in Xiaguan.

After choosing the most expensive ones first, Jiaci was relieved.

Xie Yujun laughed muffledly, "Brother is wrong..."

"stop laughing--"

This stinky man couldn't laugh immediately. After crossing the line with a score of [-], he ushered in a new level full of explosive barrels. Jiaci glanced at the branch and said unceremoniously: " Brother, grab the stone."

The barrage is no longer laughable!

【Garbo: #Dislike】

【Maska couldn't catch the pig and even fried Garbo's pig! 】

[Why are you placing the hook so accurately in another place? 】

【Qixi wants to bully Jiabao, and wants to usurp the throne...】

The barrage is right, some people hit the hooks and smashes right in the game, until they get paid and absent from work, as if the hook is stuck on the barrel of explosives, the poor little Garbo worked so hard to catch the pig, but he was blown up clean!

This time, Mr. Xie Yu was sent to clean up the stones.

But he is not "reconciled": "Can the baby be caught? My brother will help you."

Jiaci said bluntly, "No—!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the cell phone by the table rang. It was Xie Mu.Jiaci didn't want to pick it up, he looked at the score of 1000, and faced with the more than enough supplies left on the field, he changed his words: "Mom is calling, I'll pick one up, you can catch it, you can pass the test, right?" ?”

Xie Yujun cleared his throat: "Okay, look at mine."

He lowered the hook carefully, it was fine, it was a piece of gold, and it was still a few hundred yuan away, so it was not a big problem.

"There's still half a minute left, just grab some more." Mr. Xie Yu even glanced at the barrage assistant when he had time, "Of course I have to answer my mother's call. After all, today is the holiday, but I think he will sue his mother."

The bullet screen was choked and soured tonight, numb and then revived.

【Enough is enough!I know you have met your parents during the Chinese New Year! 】

[Don't just talk, look at the three pigs below! 】

【It's time to file a complaint. I blew up Jiabao's pig. My mother felt distressed when she heard it.】

Seeing that Mr. Xie Yu caught a diamond piggy from the gap, and once again approached the pass score, now, Mr. Xie Yu's choice is: to catch the pig, or to grab two more medium gold pieces to fill up.

It is risky to catch pigs, but it is slow to catch the golden time.

"The good boy hasn't come back yet, so I'll give him a surprise." Xie Yujun plausibly said, "I've already found the feel of catching pigs, watch me bring these two back home—"

Three seconds later, the hook accurately missed the diamond piggy.

Two seconds later, with the retraction of the hook, there were only two Xiaojin who were too far away...

[Retire, Maska! 】

[Supporting Maska's retirement, it's too bad...]

[I can't stand it anymore, I have played more than 50 levels of this game. 】

[Jabao will be autistic when he comes back and sees that he has worked hard for [-] levels QAQ]

Another half minute passed.

"Brother, I'm back!"

The dog man in the camera had left his hands from the keyboard. He rested his forehead with one hand and clenched his fist with the other. After hearing the sound, he took a deep breath, rubbed his face, and said flatteringly, "Baby, brother can explain this..."

"Mr. Xie Yu—!"

Two minutes later, Maska, a professional LPL player who is currently serving as a big devil, announced that he had blacklisted the game Gold Minion.This is an order from his sister-in-law. He doesn't want to touch this game anymore, and he doesn't allow Maska to play anymore.The barrage of netizens and fans express their full understanding——

But unfortunately, Garbo's live broadcast also ended here.

The bullet screen had to severely condemn a wave of Maska: It's all your fault, you have shut me up, Garbo!Remember this grudge!

Mr. Xie Yu sighed softly, "Hey, what do you know, we don't have any overnight feud, tomorrow will be fine, tomorrow will be fine..."