Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]
Chapter 29 After returning to vulgar life, she married a blue-faced bosom friend 29
The next day.
Hu Tiehua yawned, his expression was in a trance, and he touched the wine shop as if sleepwalking.
Chu Liuxiang was peeling the eggs, saw Hu Tiehua opened the door curtain and walked in, looked up, and when his eyes fell on the other person's face, he smiled and said: "Your eyes are black and blue, as if someone has punched you twice. "
Hu Tiehua snorted, and said with resentment on his face: "Last night, two wild cats ran out of nowhere and fought so hard that I couldn't sleep at night."
Chu Liuxiang coughed and said, "Wuhua is here, so be careful with what you say."
Hu Tiehua sneered: "They're all romantics, why are you pretending to be prudish?"
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Eating noodles without distraction.As long as she is not embarrassed, it is someone else who is embarrassed.
Hu Tiehua inadvertently glanced at this little nun who had just returned to vulgarity, and sighed in her heart: During the day, she is holy and pure, and her heart is ascetic, and at night she is romantic and seductive.There is too much difference between people before and after!
Looking at her clean white clothes, with a little cinnabar on her forehead, and a layer of abstinence covering her body, there seems to be a kind of divine beauty in the dark, making people want to kneel at her feet and worship her, As long as she gets a little favor from her, even if she goes through fire and water, she will be smashed to pieces.
The old bedbug stumbled on her, it's not wrong!
Hu Tiehua pointed out: "It turns out that your favor is this one!"
"There is only one person in the world who is so delicate and beautiful, and there are many people who fall in love with him, and I am just one of them." Chu Liuxiang's sexy thin lips slightly hooked, and said: "But my luck has always been very good, so I was asked to hug him." A beautiful woman returns."
Thinking of such a beautiful person belonging to him alone, Chu Liuxiang felt secretly joyful and proud in his heart.
Hu Tiehua caught the idiotic gaze of his good brother looking at the little nun, shaking off goose bumps all over the floor.
My goodness!
After Chu Liuxiang fell in love, was this the reaction?
——He's too damn nympho!
Hu Tiehua was so disgusted, but her heart was sour.
The old bug has found a companion for life, what about him?
Where is his happiness?
The scorching sun is in the sky, and the sky is full of yellow sand.
The sky suddenly darkened, a huge shadow covered the sky, dozens of eagles dragged a bamboo light boat and flew at a very high speed.
There is a valley ahead, the eagle swoops down, the speed slows down as it goes down, the light boat slides on the ground for a certain distance and then stops slowly.
After a while, a charming and bright red-clothed girl came down from the boat. She held a soft whip, glanced back at the handsome young man who was following behind, smiled, and said, "When Master Wuhua was in the Central Plains, my mother always missed you. Now that the mother and son are reunited, it is a great joy. But I don’t seem to be happy when I look at Master Wuhua?"
Wu Hua smiled and said, "I'm happy in my heart, why show it on my face."
Chang Sunhong curled her lips boredly, threw a porcelain bottle to her, and said, "This is a detoxification elixir, remember to take it before entering the valley."
The entrance of the valley is very narrow, and after passing through this long passage, the sight suddenly becomes clear.
Looking around, there is a sea of scarlet flowers.
That is the poisonous flower from hell - Datura.The petals are gorgeous and beautiful, and under the breeze, they are like a sea boiling and a river turning. It is dreamlike, but full of murderous intent.And the owner of the valley is just like the sea of flowers in front of him, with a dangerous and charming style, which makes people fall for it and is willing to sacrifice his life.
Chang Sunhong led Wuhua to Shi Guanyin's residence.Along the way, when Shi Guanyin's female apprentices saw the gentle and elegant young man, they all blushed and their hearts beat, covered their small cherry mouths, and laughed like silver bells.
Wuhua had the illusion of being in Shenshui Palace in a trance.
The system broke her illusion and said: "You can rest assured that Shi Guanyin's female apprentices are completely different from the jellyfish Yinji's female disciples. As the saying goes, 'things are like masters', Shi Guanyin's female apprentices all love male sex. When I found out that you were a woman, my heart was broken into scum. It was the same attack. They would not stretch out their claws to you like the female disciples of Shenshui Palace, but would grab your hair and slam it against the wall. She yelled 'you bitch who cheated the feelings of pure girls'!"
Wuhua: "..."
"Forget that you have no hair." The system quickly corrected the mistake and said, "Putting the collar, kicking the stomach, and scratching the face of a vixen are all suitable, so you can choose one."
Wu Hua chuckled and said, "Unfortunately, none of them are my opponents."
The system was heartbroken and said: "It's actually a little bitch with a high force value! I can't do it!"
Wuhua: "..."
"What to look at, what to do! Everyone who has experienced many battles, pretend to be innocent with me." Seeing all the female disciples surrounded by pink faces, Chang Sunhong scolded.
The pretty faces of all the female disciples were flushed, and they were furious. Due to Chang Sunhong's status and strength, they dared not speak out.
Ever since she was severely rejected by Wuhua, Chang Sunhong, seeing this yin and yang strangeness because of love and hatred, said: "Master Wuhua is really charismatic, he fascinated the sisters in Guzhong as soon as they met."
Wu Hua said indifferently: "It's all due to my father and mother, I dare not take the credit."
Seeing that he didn't hit the other party, Chang Sun Hong said again: "However, my lady is an old man who is very clear about rewards and punishments. She only likes people who do practical things, and she has always been honest with those who are not good at doing things and only flatter her. My lady asked you to get rid of Zamu. It's good for you to join the five of them, and you haven't solved any of them. I don't know how Master Wuhua has thought about explaining this matter to the empress?"
Wuhua said softly: "Young monk has his own countermeasures, so I don't need to worry about my eldest grandson."
Chang Sunhong snorted coldly, knowing that she could not please her, so she stopped stabbing her.
An antique, delicate and elegant boudoir.
Green smoke curled up from the incense burner, filling the room with a strange and sweet fragrance.
There is a huge screen in the room, with a sea of scarlet flowers embroidered on it, and a stunning beauty in a long pink dress stands in the wind against the sea of flowers, her expression is indifferent, and everything is ignored.
A gentle breeze blows from the half-closed screen window, and the sea of flowers on the screen swayed gently as if being infused with life. The stunning beauty in the sea of flowers flutters with black hair, as if taking away all the aura in the world in an instant. There was also a captivating smile on his face.
There is a beauty couch in front of the screen, and a stunning beauty is lying lazily on the couch, her cheeks are supported by hands sculpted like white jade, her eyes are slightly closed, as if she is in a slumber.She is motionless, but exudes a kind of magical beauty, which directly lures people into the abyss.
That beautiful face that cannot be described in words is exactly the same as the stunning beauty on the screen.
There are also two men in the room, one with red lips and jade face, romantic and subtle; the other is gentle and refined, with gentle manners.Both of them were in their twenties, and they were both rare and beautiful men in the world.
One of them knelt at the woman's feet and beat her legs, and the other knelt behind her and squeezed her shoulders.Under the candlelight, the two waited on the woman as carefully as a treasure, and they were full of affection and eyes full of her.
However, who would have imagined that the stunning beauty in front of him is the cruel and vicious female devil Shi Guanyin who has committed all kinds of evil deeds and made people turn heads!
"Ma'am." A soft voice came from outside the house.
Shi Guanyin's vermilion lips parted lightly and said, "What's the matter?"
The soft voice said: "The eldest son is here."
Shi Guanyin slowly opened his eyes, without a trace of joy at seeing his own son, he said flatly, "Bring him in."
As soon as Wu Hua entered the room, the system began to beep non-stop.
[Ding dong!Liu Yixian: One of Shi Guanyin's male favorites. At the age of 19, the young leader of the Qiancha gang is a rising star in the martial arts world, known as the "Jade Faced Lord" by people in the world, and has many suitors. 】
[Ding dong!Xiao Mingmie: One of Shi Guanyin's male favorites. At the age of 24, a wealthy imperial merchant, nicknamed "Golden Hand", originally went to the desert to expand his business, but fell in love with Shi Guanyin at first sight at first sight, and left his huge family business to follow Shi Guanyin. 】
[Ding dong! The screen of "the most beautiful woman in the world" is the masterpiece of Murong Yu, the "painting saint" who exhausted his whole life. 】
["Beauty and Jiao" is soft and collapsed, and it is the most proud masterpiece of "Master" Wang Xisheng's life. 】
……
Except for the two handsome men in front of him, everything else is items.As for the owner of the item, half of them have become useless people, a small half are dead, and the rest are new male favorites.
Rao Wuhua is well-informed, so I have to show respect with silence at this moment.
She sincerely felt lucky for her father, Tianfeng Shishilang, who had been dead for many years. If he was still alive, knowing that he had countless green hats on his head, he would be so angry that he would vomit blood and die.
"In the blink of an eye, my son has grown so big." Shi Guanyin sighed softly, as if regretting that he did not witness his son grow up.
Wuhua smiled flatteringly, and said: "The appearance of the empress has not changed, she still looks like a young girl in her [-]th year." Shi Guanyin was in a happy mood, and said with a delicate smile: "My son is still so sweet."
Suddenly, she stood up from the couch, her figure disappeared in the blink of an eye, and the next moment she appeared ghostly in front of Wuhua.A pair of bare hands that were as clean as jade pinched her face, and her tender eyes instantly turned into frosty sharp blades.
There is a little cinnabar between the young man's eyebrows, his eyebrows are picturesque, and he is magnificent.
Shi Guanyin stared at the beautiful face that was [-]% similar to hers, and strong malice surged in his eyes.
That frighteningly beautiful face was terribly distorted.
No one likes people who resemble themselves, especially Shi Guanyin, a narcissistic and crazy female devil.All women who threatened her status as the number one beauty in the world were disfigured or forced to disfigure by her.Wu Hua is a man, she shouldn't have cared, but her son looks too much like her!
Shi Guanyin couldn't stand it!
Her beauty should be unique, no one can replace it, not even her son!
Apply Kodan with a swipe——
The maliciousness that hit his face was frightening, and he quickly turned his head away.Even so, a long red mark was left on her fair face, which was burning and painful.
Wu Hua lowered her eyes, and a icy cold light quickly flashed across the bottom of her eyes.
"Mother." Wu Hua said with a smile on her face, "I have prepared a gift for you."
For Wuhua's evasive behavior, Shi Guanyin was deeply displeased, so he didn't bother to play the role of mother's kindness and filial piety, and said coldly: "My son has a heart."
Wuhua took out the scroll from the package, and held it in front of Shi Guanyin with both hands.
Shi Guanyin only thought it was a painting by a certain master, and said without interest: "There are so many such things in the warehouse that they will accumulate dust..."
Before she finished speaking, she stared at the beauty in the painting with her eyes wide open, her expression distorted and hideous.
That is a beautiful woman with all manners. When I saw her, I couldn't help but think of the words described in Zhuangzi's "Xiaoyaoyou": "The mountain of Miao Gushe is home to gods and men. His skin is like ice and snow, and he is as graceful as a virgin. , inhale the wind and drink the dew." [1].
Shi Guanyin's eyes were red, his face was completely changed with jealousy, and he asked, "Who is she?"
Wuhua said: "She is the little nun who fascinated Chu Liuxiang."
The author has something to say: [1] From Jin Yong's "Dragon Babu"
Hu Tiehua yawned, his expression was in a trance, and he touched the wine shop as if sleepwalking.
Chu Liuxiang was peeling the eggs, saw Hu Tiehua opened the door curtain and walked in, looked up, and when his eyes fell on the other person's face, he smiled and said: "Your eyes are black and blue, as if someone has punched you twice. "
Hu Tiehua snorted, and said with resentment on his face: "Last night, two wild cats ran out of nowhere and fought so hard that I couldn't sleep at night."
Chu Liuxiang coughed and said, "Wuhua is here, so be careful with what you say."
Hu Tiehua sneered: "They're all romantics, why are you pretending to be prudish?"
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Eating noodles without distraction.As long as she is not embarrassed, it is someone else who is embarrassed.
Hu Tiehua inadvertently glanced at this little nun who had just returned to vulgarity, and sighed in her heart: During the day, she is holy and pure, and her heart is ascetic, and at night she is romantic and seductive.There is too much difference between people before and after!
Looking at her clean white clothes, with a little cinnabar on her forehead, and a layer of abstinence covering her body, there seems to be a kind of divine beauty in the dark, making people want to kneel at her feet and worship her, As long as she gets a little favor from her, even if she goes through fire and water, she will be smashed to pieces.
The old bedbug stumbled on her, it's not wrong!
Hu Tiehua pointed out: "It turns out that your favor is this one!"
"There is only one person in the world who is so delicate and beautiful, and there are many people who fall in love with him, and I am just one of them." Chu Liuxiang's sexy thin lips slightly hooked, and said: "But my luck has always been very good, so I was asked to hug him." A beautiful woman returns."
Thinking of such a beautiful person belonging to him alone, Chu Liuxiang felt secretly joyful and proud in his heart.
Hu Tiehua caught the idiotic gaze of his good brother looking at the little nun, shaking off goose bumps all over the floor.
My goodness!
After Chu Liuxiang fell in love, was this the reaction?
——He's too damn nympho!
Hu Tiehua was so disgusted, but her heart was sour.
The old bug has found a companion for life, what about him?
Where is his happiness?
The scorching sun is in the sky, and the sky is full of yellow sand.
The sky suddenly darkened, a huge shadow covered the sky, dozens of eagles dragged a bamboo light boat and flew at a very high speed.
There is a valley ahead, the eagle swoops down, the speed slows down as it goes down, the light boat slides on the ground for a certain distance and then stops slowly.
After a while, a charming and bright red-clothed girl came down from the boat. She held a soft whip, glanced back at the handsome young man who was following behind, smiled, and said, "When Master Wuhua was in the Central Plains, my mother always missed you. Now that the mother and son are reunited, it is a great joy. But I don’t seem to be happy when I look at Master Wuhua?"
Wu Hua smiled and said, "I'm happy in my heart, why show it on my face."
Chang Sunhong curled her lips boredly, threw a porcelain bottle to her, and said, "This is a detoxification elixir, remember to take it before entering the valley."
The entrance of the valley is very narrow, and after passing through this long passage, the sight suddenly becomes clear.
Looking around, there is a sea of scarlet flowers.
That is the poisonous flower from hell - Datura.The petals are gorgeous and beautiful, and under the breeze, they are like a sea boiling and a river turning. It is dreamlike, but full of murderous intent.And the owner of the valley is just like the sea of flowers in front of him, with a dangerous and charming style, which makes people fall for it and is willing to sacrifice his life.
Chang Sunhong led Wuhua to Shi Guanyin's residence.Along the way, when Shi Guanyin's female apprentices saw the gentle and elegant young man, they all blushed and their hearts beat, covered their small cherry mouths, and laughed like silver bells.
Wuhua had the illusion of being in Shenshui Palace in a trance.
The system broke her illusion and said: "You can rest assured that Shi Guanyin's female apprentices are completely different from the jellyfish Yinji's female disciples. As the saying goes, 'things are like masters', Shi Guanyin's female apprentices all love male sex. When I found out that you were a woman, my heart was broken into scum. It was the same attack. They would not stretch out their claws to you like the female disciples of Shenshui Palace, but would grab your hair and slam it against the wall. She yelled 'you bitch who cheated the feelings of pure girls'!"
Wuhua: "..."
"Forget that you have no hair." The system quickly corrected the mistake and said, "Putting the collar, kicking the stomach, and scratching the face of a vixen are all suitable, so you can choose one."
Wu Hua chuckled and said, "Unfortunately, none of them are my opponents."
The system was heartbroken and said: "It's actually a little bitch with a high force value! I can't do it!"
Wuhua: "..."
"What to look at, what to do! Everyone who has experienced many battles, pretend to be innocent with me." Seeing all the female disciples surrounded by pink faces, Chang Sunhong scolded.
The pretty faces of all the female disciples were flushed, and they were furious. Due to Chang Sunhong's status and strength, they dared not speak out.
Ever since she was severely rejected by Wuhua, Chang Sunhong, seeing this yin and yang strangeness because of love and hatred, said: "Master Wuhua is really charismatic, he fascinated the sisters in Guzhong as soon as they met."
Wu Hua said indifferently: "It's all due to my father and mother, I dare not take the credit."
Seeing that he didn't hit the other party, Chang Sun Hong said again: "However, my lady is an old man who is very clear about rewards and punishments. She only likes people who do practical things, and she has always been honest with those who are not good at doing things and only flatter her. My lady asked you to get rid of Zamu. It's good for you to join the five of them, and you haven't solved any of them. I don't know how Master Wuhua has thought about explaining this matter to the empress?"
Wuhua said softly: "Young monk has his own countermeasures, so I don't need to worry about my eldest grandson."
Chang Sunhong snorted coldly, knowing that she could not please her, so she stopped stabbing her.
An antique, delicate and elegant boudoir.
Green smoke curled up from the incense burner, filling the room with a strange and sweet fragrance.
There is a huge screen in the room, with a sea of scarlet flowers embroidered on it, and a stunning beauty in a long pink dress stands in the wind against the sea of flowers, her expression is indifferent, and everything is ignored.
A gentle breeze blows from the half-closed screen window, and the sea of flowers on the screen swayed gently as if being infused with life. The stunning beauty in the sea of flowers flutters with black hair, as if taking away all the aura in the world in an instant. There was also a captivating smile on his face.
There is a beauty couch in front of the screen, and a stunning beauty is lying lazily on the couch, her cheeks are supported by hands sculpted like white jade, her eyes are slightly closed, as if she is in a slumber.She is motionless, but exudes a kind of magical beauty, which directly lures people into the abyss.
That beautiful face that cannot be described in words is exactly the same as the stunning beauty on the screen.
There are also two men in the room, one with red lips and jade face, romantic and subtle; the other is gentle and refined, with gentle manners.Both of them were in their twenties, and they were both rare and beautiful men in the world.
One of them knelt at the woman's feet and beat her legs, and the other knelt behind her and squeezed her shoulders.Under the candlelight, the two waited on the woman as carefully as a treasure, and they were full of affection and eyes full of her.
However, who would have imagined that the stunning beauty in front of him is the cruel and vicious female devil Shi Guanyin who has committed all kinds of evil deeds and made people turn heads!
"Ma'am." A soft voice came from outside the house.
Shi Guanyin's vermilion lips parted lightly and said, "What's the matter?"
The soft voice said: "The eldest son is here."
Shi Guanyin slowly opened his eyes, without a trace of joy at seeing his own son, he said flatly, "Bring him in."
As soon as Wu Hua entered the room, the system began to beep non-stop.
[Ding dong!Liu Yixian: One of Shi Guanyin's male favorites. At the age of 19, the young leader of the Qiancha gang is a rising star in the martial arts world, known as the "Jade Faced Lord" by people in the world, and has many suitors. 】
[Ding dong!Xiao Mingmie: One of Shi Guanyin's male favorites. At the age of 24, a wealthy imperial merchant, nicknamed "Golden Hand", originally went to the desert to expand his business, but fell in love with Shi Guanyin at first sight at first sight, and left his huge family business to follow Shi Guanyin. 】
[Ding dong! The screen of "the most beautiful woman in the world" is the masterpiece of Murong Yu, the "painting saint" who exhausted his whole life. 】
["Beauty and Jiao" is soft and collapsed, and it is the most proud masterpiece of "Master" Wang Xisheng's life. 】
……
Except for the two handsome men in front of him, everything else is items.As for the owner of the item, half of them have become useless people, a small half are dead, and the rest are new male favorites.
Rao Wuhua is well-informed, so I have to show respect with silence at this moment.
She sincerely felt lucky for her father, Tianfeng Shishilang, who had been dead for many years. If he was still alive, knowing that he had countless green hats on his head, he would be so angry that he would vomit blood and die.
"In the blink of an eye, my son has grown so big." Shi Guanyin sighed softly, as if regretting that he did not witness his son grow up.
Wuhua smiled flatteringly, and said: "The appearance of the empress has not changed, she still looks like a young girl in her [-]th year." Shi Guanyin was in a happy mood, and said with a delicate smile: "My son is still so sweet."
Suddenly, she stood up from the couch, her figure disappeared in the blink of an eye, and the next moment she appeared ghostly in front of Wuhua.A pair of bare hands that were as clean as jade pinched her face, and her tender eyes instantly turned into frosty sharp blades.
There is a little cinnabar between the young man's eyebrows, his eyebrows are picturesque, and he is magnificent.
Shi Guanyin stared at the beautiful face that was [-]% similar to hers, and strong malice surged in his eyes.
That frighteningly beautiful face was terribly distorted.
No one likes people who resemble themselves, especially Shi Guanyin, a narcissistic and crazy female devil.All women who threatened her status as the number one beauty in the world were disfigured or forced to disfigure by her.Wu Hua is a man, she shouldn't have cared, but her son looks too much like her!
Shi Guanyin couldn't stand it!
Her beauty should be unique, no one can replace it, not even her son!
Apply Kodan with a swipe——
The maliciousness that hit his face was frightening, and he quickly turned his head away.Even so, a long red mark was left on her fair face, which was burning and painful.
Wu Hua lowered her eyes, and a icy cold light quickly flashed across the bottom of her eyes.
"Mother." Wu Hua said with a smile on her face, "I have prepared a gift for you."
For Wuhua's evasive behavior, Shi Guanyin was deeply displeased, so he didn't bother to play the role of mother's kindness and filial piety, and said coldly: "My son has a heart."
Wuhua took out the scroll from the package, and held it in front of Shi Guanyin with both hands.
Shi Guanyin only thought it was a painting by a certain master, and said without interest: "There are so many such things in the warehouse that they will accumulate dust..."
Before she finished speaking, she stared at the beauty in the painting with her eyes wide open, her expression distorted and hideous.
That is a beautiful woman with all manners. When I saw her, I couldn't help but think of the words described in Zhuangzi's "Xiaoyaoyou": "The mountain of Miao Gushe is home to gods and men. His skin is like ice and snow, and he is as graceful as a virgin. , inhale the wind and drink the dew." [1].
Shi Guanyin's eyes were red, his face was completely changed with jealousy, and he asked, "Who is she?"
Wuhua said: "She is the little nun who fascinated Chu Liuxiang."
The author has something to say: [1] From Jin Yong's "Dragon Babu"
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