Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]

What is referring to a deer as a horse?

This is!

The system was stunned by the host's coquettish operation.

"Host." The system asked puzzledly, "When did you draw the beauty picture, why didn't I know?"

Wuhua said: "When you are in touch with your buddies."

Inexplicably guilty system: "..."

After a brief silence, the system checked itself and found that it had been deceived.

The system jumped up and said: "This picture of beauty is obviously collected by you post!"

"Really?" The lie was exposed, Wu Hua calmly said, "I forgot."

system:"…………"

The system is right, the pictures of beauties are solicited by Wuhua's posts, from forum netizens [Ignorance is Blessing].

It is said that the beauty in the painting is his "sister fairy". He was obsessed with it for half his life, until the jade statue was pushed by the white moonlight, and Fang Rumeng woke up and walked out of the daze.

When Wuhua asked [Ignorance is Blessing] to change his fairy sister to a bald hairstyle, [Ignorance is Blessing] was dumbfounded, and after asking the reason, he regretted it.However, a gentleman's words are hard to follow, and he has already promised to help Wuhua, so how can he not keep his word?

So, while drawing the fairy sister, he sobbed, saying that he was sorry for the fairy sister and made her a nun.The man waiting for [Ignorance is Bliss] saw his stupid roe deer crying into tears, and immediately held him down and asked him to cry in another way.

The system doesn't know much about the twists and turns of human beings, and it took a long time to understand the purpose of Wuhua and Chu Liuxiang's scandal, and murmured: "No wonder Black Pearl let you show your talent, you suddenly seem to have changed your temper to be easy to talk, Whatever you are asked to do, you cooperate with it. I thought you were doing nothing to show off your talents. I never thought of taking one step and three steps. You planned to use the beauty picture to attract Shi Guanyin's firepower, and then use the gossip to increase your persuasion! "

No flowers but no words.

In fact, she didn't take it seriously at first. It is only natural that her son looks like his mother, and there is nothing wrong with it.

It wasn't until the jellyfish Yinji said that she resembled Shi Guanyin, and that even if she was Shi Guanyin's daughter, she would not be tolerated by the other party, did she awaken the dreamer.

Wuhua is a skeptical mourner who tends to think of things from the worst possible perspective.Thinking in another way, she is Shi Guanyin, and she might not tolerate a "imitation" in front of her eyes.In addition, Shi Guanyin didn't have much mother-child affection for her, so Wuhua took precautions and made several preparations.

Chu Liuxiang's confession was beyond her expectation, but in this way, the plan went more smoothly.

Even though Shi Guanyin was suspicious in his heart and asked Chu Liuxiang face to face, Chu Liuxiang would not only not expose her, but would also mop up her.

……

The beauties in the paintings are beautiful and lively, with a pair of radiant eyes that can make everything eclipsed.

Seeing that Shi Guanyin wanted to goug her eyes out!

The system glanced at the jealous Shi Guanyin, who was about to lose all reason, and couldn't help but feel lucky for the host, saying, "It's fortunate that the host has the foresight, otherwise that pretty little face might follow in the footsteps of Qiu Lingsu and the others, and go to waste."

"Damn it!" Shi Guanyin tore up the scroll frantically.Even so, he couldn't understand the hatred, and with a flick of his long sleeves, the torn beauty picture instantly turned into powder and disappeared into this world.

The paintings are gone, but the people are still there!

Shi Guanyin looked coldly at her "son" who looked like her, her red eyes were like devils, exuding a creepy and evil aura, like the ethereal voice of fairy music, because of her bad mood, she added a few touches of ghosts. Furious.

"I heard about the affair between the Bandit Commander and the little nun from the king of Qiuci. It was originally a rumor in the world, but it was rumored to make people believe it was true. Now it seems that I am thinking about it. This little nun is born like a heavenly man." There are few men in the world who can resist her charm."

Wuhua accidentally discovered that Shi Guanyin seemed a little different to Chu Liuxiang?

Her eyes moved slightly, and she said: "Who is the commander-in-chief, how can he look up to a little nun, even if there is something, it's just a novelty, it may not last long."

Wuhua observed Shi Guanyin's expression without any trace, and said: "Boy and Chu Liuxiang have been friends before, and I know his temperament better than I know him. Although he is romantic and affectionate, he is not the kind of person who is obsessed with the love of his children. .He has a passion for excitement flowing in his bones, and he will not be bound by love."

Shi Guanyin smiled and said: "Yes, you are quite right. Who doesn't know that the commander-in-chief Chu Liuxiang is a vagabond who 'lives among the flowers, not a single leaf touches himself'."

She changed her voice and said again: "Do you think there is really no woman in the world who can stop him?"

After watching for a long time, the system finally tasted the mystery of the words, and exclaimed: "My mother! Host, your mother has taken a fancy to your man!"

Wuhua secretly sighed.Isn't it!

Wuhua's mood at this moment is not much different from those girls who bring their boyfriends home, but the boyfriends are favored by their mothers, very—vomit blood and vomit.

The system said incredulously: "Shi Guanyin has never met Chu Liuxiang before, why did he become interested in him?"

Wu Hua thought for a moment, and said: "The most famous person in the martial arts world today is Chu Liuxiang. In addition, he has an elegant, romantic, and mysterious color, and his personality just hits the aesthetic sentiment of Shi Guanyin."

The system half-understood, and said, "It's not necessarily a good thing to be too good."

No, the male protagonist is being targeted by the villainous female boss.

Wuhua continued: "In addition, Shi Guanyin is a very narcissistic person. In her opinion, there is no man in the world who does not love her. If he does not love her, it is because he has never met her. But all men who have seen her will surrender to her." Bow down under her pomegranate skirt, and become a prisoner of her love."

The system said: "Why do you know Shi Guanyin so thoroughly?"

Wuhua said, "I think she and I are probably the same kind of person."

What Wuhua means is that neither she nor Shi Guanyin are good birds, and the bad guys know the bad guys better.

However, the system misinterpreted it, and let out a long exclamation, saying: "This is the heart between mother and child! No wonder you all have the same taste. Mother and daughter (son) fight for a man or something, it is really a headline ethical drama that I like to hear!"

Wuhua: "..."

Shi Guanyin stared at Wuhua, waiting for her answer.

Wu Hua pretended to think for a while, and said: "If there is one person who can make Chu Liuxiang give everything, that person must be the most beautiful woman in the world, Your Majesty."

The system interface said: "Son of...!"

Shi Guanyin raised her red lips, and said in a melodious voice, "My son speaks beautifully, but why is his work so unreliable?"

Wu Hua bowed her head and accepted the punishment, and said, "My child managed to sneak into Shenshui Palace. He already obtained Tianyi Shenshui, but he was bumped into by Chu Liuxiang, and his success fell short. After a lot of twists and turns, he escaped from Shenshui Palace smoothly."

Hearing the word "Shenshui Palace", an unnatural expression flashed across Shi Guanyin's face, as if he was surprised, feared and hated.After a long silence, Fang opened his mouth and said, "What is Chu Liuxiang going to Shenshui Palace for? Could it be some treasure?"

Wuhua, a monk, shouldn't tell lies, but life forced her to tell lies easily, "Shenshui Palace is full of beauties, and it is the paradise that all men yearn for. When he appears there, he thinks there is nothing else but stealing fragrance and jade. "

"In such a dangerous place, he was able to retreat completely, which shows that he has some real skills." Shi Guanyin sighed, "Speaking of so many beauties, Shenshui Palace is not the only one, so why should he go there?"

If Wuhua hadn't been concerned about her image, she would have rolled her eyes like the system.

Shi Guanyin was clearly regretting that Chu Liuxiang hadn't stolen the fragrance and jade here!

Shi Guanyin looked at her son who looked seventy percent similar to hers, with a gleam of displeasure flashing in her eyes, and said coldly: "There is a reason for this incident, so I won't punish you. If you fail next time, don't blame me, a mother, for not letting me go." feelings."

Wuhua said: "My boy will complete the mission well this time, and make amends."

"It's best." Shi Guanyin looked at this son, with malice in his eyes, and then remembered the little nun who made her want to kill him soon, and said coldly: "That little nun, where is she?"

Wuhua knew very well that Shi Guanyin's heart was about to ruin someone's face, so she said, "I followed them all the way to Lanzhou, and the little nun disappeared after that. I'm afraid she was placed somewhere by Chu Liuxiang."

Shi Guanyin narrowed her beautiful eyes and said, "Find her out for me, bring her to me, and I will take care of her myself."

There was no flower promise.

Shi Guanyin said again: "Since Chu Liuxiang is your friend and the visitor is a guest, please invite him to your home to treat him well."

The amount of information in Shi Guanyin's words was a bit large, the system let out a "wow", and shouted: "Tie up the man you love with your own hands and give it to your biological mother. What a miserable host!"

Wuhua: "..."

Walking out of that suffocating room, Wu Hua felt relieved.

The sky was clear, falcons streaked across the sky, and a blue figure suddenly appeared in his heart.She misses him a little.

When you see a beautiful woman, you will never forget it; if you don’t see it for a day, you will miss it like crazy[1].

Chu Liuxiang has never experienced the feeling of madness in thinking before, but now he is plunged into the vortex of love, just like a boy, always wanting to revolve around his sweetheart, a day without seeing each other, but living like a year, his heart, mind and dream are full of each other figure.

Chu Liuxiang looked up at the cloudless sky, depressed, depressed, and lamented again and again.

Ji Bingyan took a sip of wine and said, "Chu Liuxiang is not feeling well?"

Hu Tiehua said: "You found out?"

Ji Bingyan said: "As long as you are not blind or deaf, you will find out."

Hu Tiehua looked at Xiao Pan who nodded in agreement, and then looked back at the blind and deaf stone camel who found nothing and only took care of the camel as a child wholeheartedly. He had to admit that what Tie Rooster said was very reasonable!

Ji Bingyan said: "Is the matter between him and that little nun true?"

Hu Tiehua took two gulps from the wine bag, wiped his mouth with his sleeve after drinking, and said, "I've seen it with my own eyes, can it be fake?"

Ji Bingyan said: "Chu Liuxiang is full of sadness now, was she dumped by the little nun?"

Hu Tiehua choked on his wine, coughed a few times, and said, "That's not the case."

Ji Bingyan said: "Then why is he so virtuous?"

"Probably..." Hu Tiehua murmured, "I'm thinking of spring."

Now, it was Ji Bingyan's turn to cough.

The author has something to say: [1] From Sima Xiangru's "Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix"