[Football] Real Madrid "breeder"

2012年5月28日,11-12赛季欧冠决赛将在慕尼黑的安联球场进行；这场举赛的赛前，各路媒体、所谓的资深球迷也没有少对比赛结果做各种猜测、分析。

From the content of these reports and some *blocked keywords* companies are more inclined to Real Madrid will win the final victory.

But...from the time when the players started to adapt to the training at the Allianz Arena to the official start of the game, Tatiana always had a bad feeling. I only hope that it is caused by not enough rest.

Furthermore, this season's Chelsea can reach the final, and it is definitely not an easy role to deal with; she remembers... "once" the final was Chelsea and Bayern, and the two teams also reached a penalty shootout.

She only wants the game to have a result within 90 minutes, at most to overtime, and she refuses a penalty shootout, which is too torturous.

There was another penalty shootout in the final, and she felt that she might really need to take a heart-saving pill.

And recently Tatiana somehow got a kind of curiosity, and almost got to know the team doctors of some major European clubs, and found that 70% of the team doctors are bald or have a tendency to go bald.

This is terrible!

If she doesn't run away quickly, will she also be bald?In order not to turn herself into a bald middle-aged woman, she has to withdraw quickly.

"TT, what rewards are you preparing for us to win the game?" Tatiana put Benzema on his shoulders when he was thinking about running, and started the daily process of asking for rewards.

Really, what does it matter to her whether they win the game or not?Why prepare bonuses for them?

But... It's not impossible to consider, after all, it may be the last time, but it is indeed a bit of a headache to buy gifts for more than 20 people.

This is probably one of the reasons for daily baldness.

"Rewards and so on, let's wait until you win the game." Tatiana didn't want to talk about this before the game. She cared more about the physical condition of some players, such as Alonso!

"If your knees are sore and weak in the middle of the game, it is difficult to exert force, and you feel pain during strenuous exercise, please stop as much as possible and ask for an examination after the end of the game. This is for your own future career considerations." Although Tatiana made Alonso barely catch up Starting, but this situation is based on the use of emergency measures after the three-party consultation between the head coach, the players and her three days ago. Today, Mourinho also arranged Alonso into the starting list.

But Tatiana is always a little uneasy.

Knowing that the player will definitely forget the doctor's advice after playing, and only focus on winning, but he can't help but want to persuade him more, maybe he can listen to it a little bit?

"I understand." Alonso nodded seriously, but Tatiana just shook his head, saying that he understands that if the game is deadlocked, he thinks he can still

To do something, you must grit your teeth and fight to the end.

Alas, another daily headache that makes me think I'm going bald.

"Ma Pengpeng, don't be stupid on the field, you know?" After telling one, Tatiana turned to another guy who often caused problems for himself inexplicably.

"I..." Marcelo couldn't argue. Who made him often have situations that required Tatiana to hide from the head coach?Being caught too much in her hands, Marcelo felt that he couldn't hold his head up in front of Tatiana.

"And you, don't be stupid, you know?" The other person that Tatiana took care of was of course Ramos. The stupidity that this guy committed during the last game of the league plus the celebration parade was beyond words.

Ramos and Marcelo, the "two generals" are too worrying.

Ramos just sighed, what could he say?Don't dare to breathe, okay?The account for losing the tatiana hat has not yet been settled.

"Yes, yes, you are right. Do you have anything else to say?" Cristiano probably wanted to rescue his two good brothers, but the second half of his sentence was really...unknown In the future, Tatiana is going to explain what happened after her death.

"Is it itchy?"

"No, no, no, don't worry, I'm just a little nervous all of a sudden." Cristiano almost stuttered, and the trouble came from his mouth. How can he help others?It would be nice to be able to guarantee that nothing happens to me in front of Tatiana.

"Why are you nervous?" Tatiana squinted at Cristiano.

"Nervous... nervous about the game."

Let alone Tatiana, even Ramos and Marcelo covered their faces, ghosts don't believe it.

Tatiana shook her head helplessly again, but the final is about to start, and she doesn't want to make too much noise, hoping they can play decently.

"Competition, come on!" It is rare that Tatiana will cheer up the players before the game. The last time she did this was in the semi-finals of the Champions League last season. ?

"come on!"

"We can win the game."

"we are the champion!"

"We're still waiting to see who TT's boyfriend is."

……

Real Madrid, a team with no more than 3 seconds of seriousness.

How did the good morale boosting before the game involve her boyfriend?They made a casual joke before and they still take it so seriously now?The *blocked keyword* knows that one of their motivations for winning the championship is this kind of thing, so they want to knock heads one by one, right?

I beg you, can you be serious for a little longer?Why do we have to maintain it until the end of the game?

"We're just giving ourselves a break too."

"Tt don't look at us like that, we are very serious."

"This is called pre-match mediation, you know?"

……

If they look serious like this, what do other teams call their pre-games?But it's a good thing that these guys can still have such a mentality at this time.

"Casey, is there nothing wrong with your shoulder?" Tatiana worriedly continued to ask some players who had suffered from injuries before how they feel now. A stubborn problem.

Although it is not very serious every time, but some problems occur frequently for a long time. As a team doctor, there will always be more worries.

Casey's shoulders, Alonso and Di Maria's knees, Pepe's ankle... Pepe's bone fracture also caught up with the Champions League final at the last minute, but Tatiana felt that Pepe was a little impatient during the recovery period. The degree of cooperation is not as high as in the middle of the season.

It is one thing to understand the mentality of the players, but as a doctor, she will never agree with some of their practices.

But because he is a professional athlete, he must make sacrifices for the game and his career; no injury can prolong the peak period of his career, but if the injury lasts too long, he will lose some opportunities. This *blocked keywords* Under the circumstances... the team doctor will actually become a very tangled existence.

As a doctor, he feels that he cannot "indulge" the players in this way, and on the other hand, he is in a dilemma because of the players' requests and the status quo they can see.

Therefore, the team doctor will really become bald after working for a long time.

I can also understand why 70% of the team doctors are either already bald or are going to be bald. In addition... there are 15% of the team doctors who have shaved their heads. I don’t know whether it is because they are bald that they simply shaved their heads.

"Don't worry, there's no problem." Cassie and Pepe patted Tatiana's shoulder at the same time. She is sometimes overly worried. In fact, the players know their own situation well, and they will force it but not really take it. Jokes about her own career; she won't have to worry about it all day.

Looking around, although Cassie has always been very reliable, although Pepe has always been honest, but——

Near ink is black!

It is inevitable that people will be led astray, and then there is no one in the entire team who can not be worried about; in the end, even the head coach feels a little led astray, and I feel tired!

Tatiana didn't feel it at all...Mourinho was actually biased by her.

"Tt, you look more nervous than us?" Kaka felt that today's Tatiana was a bit...too wordy; she didn't talk so much before the game, at most, she would make a fuss with them and scold them a few words , Threatening them or something, they won't talk about injuries one by one at all.

So, she is also nervous about today's final?

Those who watch football are more nervous than those who play football. He knows what the situation is like today; is Tatiana's current mood the same as that of the fans?

"Can you not be nervous, if you are still stupid in other people's territory, the entire team's face will be humiliated by you."

……

Is it really okay to complain about them like this at this time?

Is it really okay for tatiana to just expose her arrogance?

"Even so, Tatiana has nothing to do with you, right?" At this moment, he can continue to flirt with Tatiana. It seems that only Tatiana is the most nervous person in the locker room.

"I made a bet with someone today."

"And then?" Benzema suddenly had a bad premonition. After Tatiana made a bet with someone last time, they seemed...forced to run a marathon or something?

At that time, I couldn't figure it out. Tatiana made a bet with others, why would they be the ones who will be punished in the end?

So today Tatiana said that she made a bet with someone, and he felt bad; it was even more nervous than the final.

"If you win, I will have about 100 million credits. If you lose... I will wear a bunny girl costume and go live skydiving."

……

Kind of want to see her skydive in a bunny costume, but they don't want to lose the competition, is there a way to have both?

"Tt, how about our reward for winning the game..."

"Would you guys like to go skydiving in bikinis or something?"

no!no!no!

Say goodbye quickly, they are about to start the game, are they going to gather in the player tunnel and make their debut?

Hurry up, hurry up, don't delay the game time!

Before the final, Tatiana once again successfully frightened all Real Madrid players, and then let them flee to the player tunnel with "horrified" expressions, and let today's opponent Chelsea see this somewhat strange scene.