[Football] Real Madrid "breeder"

The Real Madrid seen by the Chelsea players didn't have any tense and solemn expression, nor was it the kind of confident expression that was determined to win, all of them had a terrified look of "I'm going to hell".

What kind of routine is this... tm?

I heard that Real Madrid this season is a bit... abnormal, but now it seems that this is indeed the case?

Listening to the gossip revealed by Barcelona players, Real Madrid once laughed exaggeratedly in the pre-match player channel of their national derby, and even Mourinho even hugged Guardiola.

I used to listen to it as gossip, but I saw it today... Real Madrid this season really feels a little problematic; at least their performance in the player channel makes people feel very problematic.

As for Real Madrid, they haven't noticed that they are being "watched" by others, and they are still immersed in the fear of being parachuted by tatiana's bikini, because... that guy's horrible thoughts that sometimes come out of nowhere have always found him so far. opportunity to achieve.

"Ahem, pay attention, the game is about to start." But the instigator of this situation, Tatiana, has always been very good at maintaining her image in front of outsiders, and by the way, she kindly reminded those guys not to make mistakes in the player tunnel every time. Stupid to let other teams "watch".

This season, from Barcelona to Bayern and then to Chelsea, they all had a strange feeling about Real Madrid in the player channel, and even suspected that Real Madrid in the player channel and Real Madrid on the field are not the same team.

Of course, some photos posted by their team doctor on weekdays make Real Madrid feel like another team.

However, there is still a difference between off-court and game day, and it can be understood no matter what.

"Everyone stand still, don't be ashamed." Seeing that a few guys hadn't recovered, Tatiana kicked lightly when most people were not paying attention.

Although it was said that most people were not paying attention, the player tunnel was still a place full of fish and dragons. Tatiana's actions were still seen by Chelsea players, and of course they expressed their surprise at this.

Cech bumped Terry with his elbow and asked him if he saw the scene just now, a team doctor can kick a player casually?And it was Cristiano who kicked?More importantly, Cristiano just looked helpless, without any other reaction, feeling as if he was used to being kicked.

This scene looks a bit strange.

Seeing Cech's probing eyes, Tatiana looked up subconsciously, and Cech looked at Tatiana with more interest after seeing Cech's gaze, which was still a little... frivolous?

"Hey, what are you looking at?"

"Sese, are you going to be stupid?"

Ramos rested until Cech saw Tatiana's eyes, and his first reaction was to warn the guy not to look at him, but when he opened his mouth, he was educated by Tatiana first.

Tatiana signaled him not to care about these things. The gunpowder smell in the player tunnel before the game had better not be mixed with other things. It was just being scrutinized. It was no big deal. If there was any doubt about her, she could solve it by herself.

But Tatiana's education made people even more curious. Why did Ramos suddenly feel like a little sheep?

One sentence and one look made the vice-captain so obedient?This team doctor feels more capable than the head coach?

Although extremely curious, it was not the time to inquire. He was about to appear on the court, and everyone quickly brought their thoughts back to the game.

The starting players showed up with their caddy for a group photo before the game, and the benches of the two teams were also in a tense atmosphere. The sitting posture leaning forward is almost the standard configuration of the benches of the two teams.

"It's a daily operation for Cristiano to take a group photo. Why do Benzema and Alonso do the same?" Tatiana, who didn't want to be nervous, began to look for the "highlight" before the game, and suddenly found that their starting lineup took a group photo in the second row. Several of the people have stepped on their feet. When did this habit be infected by Cristiano?She remembered that Benzema didn't do this in the last game, and the last time the three started together, they probably didn't step up together. What happened today?

"Probably because you don't want to be compared by the opponent's height?" Arbeloa guessed irresponsibly.

Is it because Cech's height gave them some kind of inexplicable "pressure"?

but--

"I didn't see them stepping up because of Pique when they played against Barcelona, ​​except of course Chris. His stepping is the basic operation of every game." Tatiana thinks it's either the height of the opponent, or they are too close.

"That's because there is still Messi?"

……

What happened to the opponent's top card that was suddenly hacked?

"Then Chelsea also have Mata."

Wait, what's going on here?One black or two?

"Mata is a few centimeters taller than Messi."

Ladies and gentlemen, you are a bit too biased in this topic, aren't you? Tatiana felt that she had just mentioned a stepping stone. How did it become a discussion about the height of some players of each team?And there is also a faint trend of black people.

Is it really okay to discuss this kind of thing on the bench in the finals?Are they not afraid of the head coach beating them?

Tatiana glanced at Mourinho, then got a headache again, why do you have that expression of "I didn't hear anything"?They are your players, so Pi doesn't even care?

Tatiana suddenly didn't want to talk anymore. She felt that she was "wrong" by talking too much today. She should just watch the game quietly.

Real Madrid and Chelsea haven't played against each other in recent seasons, and they are not that familiar with each other. After the game started, everyone was not restless, and they wanted to test each other more.

The game has started for 3 minutes, but the ball has not yet entered the penalty area of ​​both sides. This rhythm makes the fans in the stands a little confused. According to this game rhythm, they may be able to kick people to sleep.

Not to mention the fans, even Tatiana felt that watching these few minutes was a bit tormenting, and even felt that if she continued to play like this, she might yawn in front of the broadcast camera.

The previously envisioned scenario that the game would be a very intense situation at the beginning did not hold true at all.

Ladies and gentlemen, have you tried enough?Hurry up to say "Hi"?Someone has to strike first, maybe a sudden attack can also complete a certain threat to Chelsea-Tatiana thinks that Chelsea is playing like an old lady than Real Madrid.

The slow pass can even kick them to sleep.

Now, 7 minutes have passed in the game, neither side has a single shot, and the number of balls entering the penalty area is very small.

This is not like a Champions League final at all, it even feels like a community league. Tatiana feels that the fans behind are starting to curse?

It's no surprise that people don't scold people after watching this kind of game.

Fortunately, after the 10th minute of the game, the rhythm was no longer so lukewarm. Real Madrid is not a team that likes to play in the backcourt so much. If the opponent cannot play against them, they can have a good time by themselves.

In the 11th minute of the game, Marcelo crossed diagonally from the left, and Alonso immediately hit Ozil across the middle after responding. Ozil quickly broke through with the ball. The moment Kaka took the ball, he used his starting speed to get rid of his defenders and broke through into the penalty area with singing skills.

Petr Cech commanded the defense to pay attention to Cristiano. Kaka's position and the direction of his body adjustment made people judge that he would pass the ball to Cristiano, but Kaka did not choose to pass the ball to Cristiano. The guy wanted the ball in front of the goal, and Kaka didn't shoot himself. Unexpectedly, he knocked someone back to Ozil who was plugging in from the back. Ozil quickly passed the ball to Benzema and plugged in from the left rear After receiving the ball, Benzema made a burst shot from his right shoulder and was hit by Petr Cech.

However, the hit ball came to Cristiano's feet. The latter subconsciously stretched out his foot and nudged the ball to the opposite direction of Cech's save.

1:0

Real Madrid took a goal lead in the 11th minute of the UEFA Champions League final in the 12-11 season.

And this quick defensive counterattack made Chelsea a little confused.

It took about 40 seconds for Real Madrid to instigate the attack to score the goal. The several times of cooperation in the middle were tacit and there was no need to deliberately find the position of the teammates. After the ball was passed, someone would naturally respond.

There was a certain element of luck in the final follow-up shot, but it was also because Cristiano was able to take advantage of the opportunity by keeping his eyes on the ball, and Chelsea's defenders were a little slack when they saw Benzema's shot was blocked.

Cristiano rushed to the sidelines to celebrate the goal with his signature move, and within 3 seconds of finishing the move, Kaka pounced on him from behind.

emm, this action really looks like Cristiano is carrying Kaka on his back, very affectionate.

And this basic situation lasted for 3 seconds. When Benzema also rushed forward, the trend was not right, a bit like trying to put Cristiano at the bottom.

Taking the lead in the 11th minute of the opening will give the team a certain psychological advantage, at least not particularly anxious, but for Real Madrid, the lead is also a dangerous signal.

At least Tatiana thinks so.

Once Real Madrid takes the lead in some games, their defense generals will start to move around to end their scoring panic, brush up their scoring statistics and so on.

Based on the understanding of some guys, and judging from their expressions at this time, Tatiana felt that their defense team already had their own Xiao Jiujiu in their hearts.

But since this is the final of the Champions League, Cassie is still yelling at them, and they only took the lead by one goal. For the time being, these guards with knives are still in a situation where they have no guts.

Ugh!

What do these guys say about them?

"Tt, we are ahead, why are you sighing?"

"I don't think it's safe to lead by one goal." In the past, there were situations where a lead of 4 goals was recovered by 3 goals. This game is only ten minutes old, leading by one goal, and it feels no different from not scoring.

"After all, it's the final. Chelsea's ability to kill our neighbors is of course not to be underestimated." Coentrao failed to make the starting lineup today, and was a little eager to play, but at least his mentality is relatively peaceful now.

"The biggest enemy, I think, is you guards with a forward heart."

……

If you say that, tatiana, there will be absolutely no chatting today!

Sigh, shut up and watch the game, I can't talk anymore, I can't talk anymore, this woman is too difficult to deal with.