The blood clan boss was sucked blood by the opponent's light god

What's happening? !

The elf king has always been proud and arrogant, how could he say such self-defeating words!

Everyone was shocked, and they hurried to Su Yuli's bedroom under the leadership of the servants, but they bumped into Li Aimin who was driven out halfway.

God, everyone was stunned. I haven't seen him for a few days. How could this perfect deacon, who is famous in Shengge Township, have fallen into such a mess?

Dazzling blond hair loses its luster.

Tears stained her handsome cheeks.

Even her crystal-clear and dazzling eyes were red and swollen like two big peaches.

Xia Mixun: "Comrade Aimin, what's going on?"

Seeing them, Li Aimin burst into tears like noodles.Very playfully made a gesture of "No, I can't say!" He took out a handkerchief from his pocket, wiped his tears, and ran away.

Lang Ying: "..."

Shang Lai: "..."

Xia Mixun said with emotion: "He loves acting even more than Shang Lai."

The door of the Elf King's bedroom was right in front of him. Although it was tightly closed, he could still clearly hear the desperate wailing from inside.

The three of them winked at the door and pushed each other for a long time, but no one wanted to be the first to go in.

"Come on, let's vote!" Xia Mixun couldn't take it anymore, "Raise your hand if you agree with Lang Ying's entry!"

Then he and Shang Lai raised their hands simultaneously.

Xia Mixun: "Two against one, the minority obeys the majority."

Lang Ying: "..."

There was no other way, he had no choice but to knock on the door lightly, and called softly, "Su Yuli?"

It was good to keep quiet, but when the people inside heard his voice, they sobbed violently, and the crying became more intense!

"Go away! I don't want to see you! Go away go go go away!"

Lang Ying scratched his hair in distress, held back for a long time, and said dryly: "But I want to see you."

Xia Mixun: "..."

Shang Lai: "..."

Su Yuli howled loudly, as if she was about to faint from crying.

Xia Mixun questioned Lang Ying: "Did you do something to offend Xiao Yu?"

"Me???" Lang Ying pointed at himself incredulously, "How can I have the guts to be the conscience of heaven and earth!"

Shang Lai is a person who has been there, so he is very experienced. "Whether you did it or not, if the other party thinks you did it, you just did it. It is absolutely true and cannot be denied."

Lang Ying panicked, "What's wrong with this?"

Xia Mixun: "You can ask Shang Lai."

Lang Ying looked at Shang Lai begging for help.

Shang Lai was as calm as water, "Tell a joke."

Lang Ying sniffed, and he was about to cry too.

"Okay, okay, let's go in together." Xia Mixun held the ruby ​​spherical door handle carved into roses, twisted and pushed——

I saw a mountain of quilts standing on the luxurious big bed of [-] square meters.When Quilt Mountain heard someone coming in, it moved, and then wrapped itself more tightly, and a sad sobbing sound came out from inside, "Don't come here... hiccup... don't look at me!"

Xia Mixun: "Xiao Yu, what's wrong with you? Escaping is not a problem, you come out first, and we all work together to find a solution."

Su Yuli: "Uuuuu Xiao Yu is not good-looking... Xiao Yu has lost his beauty... hiccup... Xiao Yu now hiccups... nothing but wealth!"

Elven King, lost his beauty?

Comeon, how could the Elven King lose his beauty?

Arabian Nights!

You know, there has been a well-known proverb in the foreign world for a long time, that is: the beauty of the Elven King is more permanent than the sun. The sun will rise in the west and set in the east, but the Elf King will not lose his beauty.

Su Yuli: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Xiaoyu didn't even have a single pimple before, how can she come out to meet people like this now...!"

Lang Ying suddenly realized, "So...you have more than one pimple?"

Shang Lai looked at him sympathetically, thinking that he was finished.

Xia Mixun hated iron for being weak, "This deity has even transformed into a pig, and after being transformed into a pig, he went on variety shows, the kind that people all over the country can see. You just show us a few now, why is it embarrassing? "

As he spoke, he stretched out his two little paws and began to pull the quilt.He pulled it out, Su Yuli pulled it in, back and forth, you come and go, the two started a protracted tug-of-war.

Pulling and pulling, Xia Mixun felt that the feeling under his hands was not right——

Heavy, so heavy, why is it so heavy?

Why is Xiao Yu like a stone statue, standing tall and solid, motionless?

Feeling up and down, Xia Mixun couldn't help but strengthen his hands a little, and saw the quilt fly up with a "wow--", exposing Su Yuli who had been hiding in it and huddled into a ball.

Xia Mixun's eyes couldn't help but stare so round that they almost fell out.

"Xiao... Yu...?"

"Xiao Yu...?"

"You are... Xiaoyu...?"

His lips were trembling, and he stretched out his hand tremblingly to pinch that bulging round face, trying to confirm that the person in front of him was not an illusion, but was indeed the elf king who was once the most beautiful in other worlds.

"Mother, why did you become so fat all of a sudden...?"

As soon as Su Yuli heard the word "fat", Su Yuli broke down again, covering her face and crying loudly.Looking at it from Xia Mixun's angle, the backs of both hands are white and fat, and there are slightly sunken meat dimples, just like two big white steamed buns just out of the oven...

Xia Mixun shouted in horror: "Xiao Yu has become a Doraemon!!!"

Su Yuli cried and retorted: "I'm not Doraemon! Eunuch is the idiot Nobita!"

On the side, Shang Lai signaled Lang Ying with deep eyes to stop being dumbfounded and act quickly.So Lang Ying walked up to Su Yuli like a robot, squatted down, and after a long time of deliberation, he said with all his heart:

"I like Doraemon very much."

Su Yuli roared: "There is no end to this stalk!!!"

Lang Ying thought hard for a while, and said, "Actually, I didn't see that you got fat at all."

Xia Mixun scratched his head, "No way, no way, Xiaoyu is now visually measuring two hundred catties, how could you not see it?"

Su Yuli: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooo...!"

Lang Ying took a deep breath and said, "Actually, you are still as beautiful as before."

Xia Mixun scratched his head, "No way, no way, Xiao Yu looks like before? This deity knows it, even if he is the king of elves, he will destroy everything with one fat!"

Su Yuli: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!"

Lang Ying took another deep breath, and said with difficulty: "Actually, the boss and I both got fat."

Xia Mixun scratched his head, "Does this deity have one? Every time this deity has a physical examination, the doctor said that this deity is too light and malnourished, and warned him not to lose weight. This deity also wants to gain weight, but no matter how much he eats Hesai, he still gets fat. Get up!"

Shang Lai gently covered Xia Mixun's mouth, "Okay, don't say any more."

After making a fuss for a long time, Su Yuli finally couldn't cry anymore, lying on the bed weakly and muttering to herself, "How can there be an attack of two hundred catties in Jinjiang..."

Shang Lai said: "Calm down and tell us what's going on."

Su Yuli applied the iced soup spoon to her eyes, and said a sentence like in a medical beauty advertisement, "I am born without perfection. And I..."

Everyone: "And you...?"

Su Yuli: "Although I have the pinnacle of beauty, incomparable wealth, the power of the king's land, and a reputation that resounds across the world, there are also flaws in the ointment."

Everyone: "... get to the point!"

Su Yuli: "I have a fat-prone physique."

Everyone: Black Question Mark.jpg

Su Yuli: "The kind that will make you fat if you drink cold water."

Everyone: "..."

Su Yuli: "Why didn't you talk to you?"

Everyone: I don't know what to say!There are so many slots that it is impossible to say anything!Why does the Elf King still have such a heavy reality setting!It is said that all non-human beings are beautiful and have never become fat. Isn’t it the default setting of the novel? !

Su Yuli said in a nasal voice, "What's so shocking? There are also elementary school vampires who love to eat junk food and write their enemies in their weekly diary compositions!"

Xia Mixun: "..."

Su Yuli: "There are also werewolves who are keen to read Jinjiang novels and Gongdou dramas where two heads fall in love!"

Lang Ying: "..."

Su Yuli: "There are also gods who like to sing Yunnan folk songs, who are neither cats nor dogs, but steadfast pigs!"

Shang Lai: "...I don't like singing Yunnan folk songs!"

Xia Mixun looked at him hurtfully: "Ah? I thought you liked Yunnan folk songs QAQ as much as I did."

Shang Lai: "I really like Yunnan folk songs."

Su Yuli: "So why can't this king have a fat-prone physique??? Compared with your setting, this king is almost nothing normal!!!"

Everyone was speechless.

Xia Mixun: "But haven't you always loved all kinds of gorgeous and cute sweets? I haven't seen you gain weight all of a sudden!"

Su Yuli: "Actually, I don't like those gorgeous and cute sweets at all. Never."

Xia Mixun: "Then why do you still eat macarons every day, dun dun Montblanc..."

Once a person explodes, there will be no end, Su Yuli began to smash and smash.

"Because, Xiaohan with gorgeous and cute sweets will make people feel even more gorgeous and cute!"

"I live on sweets and live on spicy strips. The former is a good person with a bright spot, and the latter can be broken as much as possible!"

"The elf king served with candy, vanilla, and cream, or the elf king served with braised pork, fried pork, and crispy meat, which one has the higher fashion value is clear at a glance, okay?"

Xia Mixun: ...I was offended!

Su Yuli sighed, "Although I have a fat-prone physique and eat sweets every day and get acid reflux, but because of the blessing of blessings, I can still maintain a normal body shape."

Xia Mixun: "Wow, there is this kind of blessing, what is it called?"

Su Yuli: "It's called 'calorie shifting'."

Xia Mixun: "The great teleportation... where did the teleportation go?"

Su Yuli: "In short, the blessing blessing was suddenly destroyed, and I became what I am now."

Xia Mixun: "I seem to know something..."

Shang Lai: "Tell me the whole story."

Su Yuli: "During the few days when you went to Wujing Kingdom, I happened to have a variety show to participate in, so I went back to the human world, and it didn't take long to find that I had become like this."

Lang Ying: "What program?"

Su Yuli: "It's "Shopping, Shopping, Shopping, Shopping"."

"Shopping, Shopping, Shopping, Shopping" is the hottest gourmet variety show nowadays. Each episode will invite different popular guests to visit various delicacies, and there will also be a link to make their own dishes.

Su Yuli: "Xiaoyu is not interested in the show itself. The reason why I went to it is because it is obviously a gourmet show, but everyone is admiring Xiaoyu's beauty. Isn't it interesting?"

As he spoke, he took out his phone and showed the screenshots of the variety show to everyone.

Indeed, holding a French strawberry cream cake, puffing his cheeks and puffing his mouth, the elf king is so cute and cute that people can't take his eyes off him. He is a national treasure with a proper face and a gem box with a smiling face.

Xia Mixun sighed: "This picture is so wonderful."

Su Yuli burst into tears, "Elder-in-law..."

Xia Mixun: "What does the cake taste like, can you describe it to me?"

Su Yuli: "..."

Shang Lai: "Looking at the screen should be the hands-on part of "Shopping, Shopping, Shopping, Shopping". Did you make this cake yourself?"

Su Yuli: "How could I know how to make cakes? It's just that during the process of making cakes, I temporarily connected myself with the magic power of Comrade Aimin, which means that he is helping me make it."

Shang Lai: "Are you sure Li Aimin is okay?"

Su Yuli's eyes widened, "How is that possible! Aimin is a good comrade!"

Shang Lai: "Did any of the people who recorded the show with you feel abnormal?"

Su Yuli: "I don't seem to have it, but I may not have noticed it, because I was only focused on showing everyone in front of the camera that Xiao Yu is 'although she is a sweet star, but she doesn't get fat no matter how much she eats, and she's super cute'."

Shang Lai: "...Okay."

Xia Mixun: "Come on, I can't find anything if I ask again. This deity decided to participate in an episode of this program in person to regain Xiao Yu's beauty!"

Just as Lang Ying was about to nod his head, his face paled suddenly as if thinking of something. He grabbed Xia Mixun and said anxiously: "No, absolutely not! Others can forget it, boss, you must never go!"