The blood clan boss was sucked blood by the opponent's light god

Xia Mixun was stunned, "Why?"

Lang Ying hesitated, "After the self-made cooking session of "Shopping, Shopping, Shopping", there will be chef comments and guest sharing..."

Xia Mixun: "So?"

Lang Ying: "I'm afraid of killing people...Of course I never said that cooking by the boss is equivalent to poisoning!"

Xia Mixun put her hands on her hips: "Hmph!"

Shang Lai: "Go."

The others looked at him.

Shang Lai: "Let's go together."

Su Yuli wiped her tears from the corner of her quilt, "I am so touched that the majestic God of Light can personally go out for this king."

Lang Ying: "Although, I don't think Shang Lai is for you..."

Just go.

Lang Ying quickly contacted the program group of "Shopping, Shopping, Shopping, Shopping". When the other party heard that Xia Mixun wanted to be the flying guest of the next episode, he immediately made a decision and finalized the contract with Lang Ying.Not long after, I received another message from Shang Lai's manager. Under the double happiness, the person in charge of the show even dislocated his jaw.

This amount of playback is probably going to explode.

CP fans who have been jumping back and forth between "Woooooooooo Shang Xiaqi handed it" and "I got the certificate rounded up and rounded up" have obviously already exercised after seeing the guest preview posted by the program team official blog. It's a very small heart, and I can't stand it.

Xia Mixun flipped through the comments on the official blog, and asked Ling Ying curiously, "There are only two black silhouettes that are not easy to recognize, why can they be so sure?"

Ling Ying was reading the update of Zhui's novel, and his mouth went bald, "There is a difference in height."

Xia Mixun: "..."

Ling Ying: "... Cough, Shang Lai is too tall. Boss, you are the standard average height among the blood clan!"

"Oh." Xia Mixun was silent, and suddenly asked again: "Has the person sent by Xiaoyu found out the latest movement of the Millennium City?"

Ling Ying continued to read the novel, "No."

Xia Mixun snapped his fingers, "Is it coming to a new round of blood prison test soon?"

Ling Ying: "Why did this author stop updating again!"

Xia Mixun put down his phone, brushed his teeth and went to bed.

Three days later, the latest episode of "Shopping, Shopping, Shopping, Shopping" just started broadcasting.

The program is divided into two parts. The first part is called "Food Search". Two groups of guests set off at the same time, and search for various special delicacies hidden in the streets and alleys according to the clues on the reminder cards they got.Within the specified time, whichever group successfully checks in with more delicacies will win.

The guests are assembled.

Host: "First of all, let's decide the points of the guests from the two teams..."

Shang Lai raised his hand, "I want to be with Xia Mixun."

Master: "...group."

Shang Lai raised his hand a little higher.

The barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly exploded into fireworks, and a "Shang Lai is so good!" flashed across the screen

Damn it, places where Shang Xiaqi is present are always more lively than singing on stage!

Looking at the barrage that Ling Ying synchronized to himself in the chat room in his head, Xia Mixun couldn't help but blush, what ABCD, it's obviously the same as a primary school student who wants to go on a spring outing!

Xia Mixun: Palace jade liquid wine.

Ying Ying: One hundred and eighty cups.

Xia Mixun: How about this wine?

Ling Ying: Listen to me blow it to you.

Xia Mixun: What does the A of Good A mean?

Yingying: the abbreviation of Alpha.

Xia Mixun sneered, he is no longer the simple and ignorant vampire he was back then!He knows a lot now, so much knowledge is not for nothing!

Xia Mixun: The deity knows, there are also Beta and Omega!

Ling Ying: ... Boss, what book have you read recently?

Xia Mixun is temporarily offline.

The director had already divided the guests into groups, and he and Shang Lai were respectively appointed as the leaders of the two groups.

Director: "Please ask the leaders of the two groups to choose a code name for the group."

Although I have now formed such and such a relationship with Shang Lai, our determination to win and lose is still very strong!You can't downplay the positive and positive sense of competition just because you have such a relationship with Shang Lai!

Xia Mixun put his left arm flat and raised his right hand high, just like a child with a special desire to express in public class, he quickly answered: "Shang Lai is called Alpha!"

Seeing how everyone looked at him stupidly, Xia Mixun hated that iron could not be made into steel!Look at these people, they are not as eager to study as a vampire!

"Alpha, angle, coefficient, and angular acceleration, is also the first letter of the Greek alphabet, which symbolizes the momentum to win the first place, and the meaning of winning is good!"

He raised his pale and slender index finger, pointing to himself triumphantly:

"Omega."

"Ohms, angular velocity, electrical angle in alternating current, mass fraction in chemistry."

"Hot knowledge: Omega has graphic and text signs in museums such as Athens, Crete and Ionia, which means the son of the sun with infinite power."

"It's a good meaning!"

Saying that, Xia Mixun patted his chest with his small paws and praised himself, "This deity is really smart!"

At this time-

Su Yuli, who was sweating profusely on the treadmill watching the live broadcast, suddenly fell and shook the ground.

As soon as he made up his mind about the cubs that were running around and combined the characteristics of the cruel tortoise and the god of light, he felt that the world was about to be destroyed again. (Why do you say "again"?)

At this time-

The four seasons in the God Realm caused the temple to erupt with strange screams between pain and excitement.

It is Sanchunshen holding a tablet with distorted facial features.

Yan Dongshen 2.0 trembled and left his station, wanting to stay away from Sanchunshen who had entered the "crazy" mode, turned his head and saw Zhu Xiashen feeding Su Qiushen the little rabbit apple...

When will this world end?he thought silently.

At this time-

Every demon in hell is trembling, not even daring to breathe.

The boss is in a bad mood again.

It's not a volcanic eruption coming out of nowhere, but the kind of ultra-low pressure that is suffocating and overcast, and even the air will be distorted.

Huya picked up the black goat's horn pipe on the table, flicked his index finger slightly, and a cluster of flames rose up, illuminating his deep and sharp eyes, and instantly reflected the wall behind him clearly.

The entire wall is full of photos of Xia Mixun, with various expressions and gestures.

Aji clenched his pipe, and let out a long puff of smoke.The smoke slowly gathered into shape, transforming into the butterfly with silver wings in memory.The butterfly stopped lightly, stretched out its slender tentacles, and rubbed against his fingertips affectionately.However, in the next second, the man who had originally given a gentle response suddenly had a terrifying look of prey and resentment in his eyes, and he crushed the butterfly with his fingertips, crushing the butterfly to pieces.

The two groups of guests set off.

As a result, not long after they set off, the Omega team encountered a terrific supernatural event.

Guest A: "Do you have the feeling that someone has been watching us?"

Guest B: "I think so too! And that line of sight doesn't come from behind."

Guest C: "That's right, it feels like I'm coming from the other side of the world, it's almost like the gaze of a god!"

Guest A & Guest B & Guest C: "Xia Mixun, do you also feel this way?"

Xia Mixun: "Wow... I... I don't think so, haha." After a pause, "Believe in science, there is nothing wrong with talking about it."

Xia Mixun: abandon, aboard, absolute, absorb...

Shang Lai: Baby, what's wrong?

Ever since he recalled the big fat butterfly who was stationed in Yongliuhua abroad, Xia Mixun found that he and Shang Lai had somehow developed the function of a chat room in his brain... He didn't know why it was like this, and asked Shang Lai, Shang Lai also said that he didn't know. He really didn't know if he really didn't know or he didn't know.

In short, what he and Shang Lai have developed is enough, if there is more, Xia Mixun really feels that his old body can't stand it.

Moreover, it is not as healthy as He Lang Ying's brain chat room, and Shang Lai's is really not right.People now have a "teen mode" reminder in various apps, but theirs is "anti-teen mode".Xia Mixun wanted to turn it off countless times, but even death would not work.When I asked Shang Lai why Shang Lai still said he didn't know, he really didn't know if he really didn't know or he didn't know.

However, under special circumstances right now, Xia Mixun can't do anything about it.

Xia Mixun: Did you release your divine power to secretly look at the deity again?

Shang Lai: Looking at the wife's business, can it be considered stealing?

Xia Mixun covered his ears with all his might, and rubbed them desperately, revealing that the tips of his pointed ears were red

This "anti-teen mode" has a particularly bad function, that is, its sound quality is particularly good, 3D surround sound, not only surrounds the ears of the sadist, but also drills into the heart of the sadist.Every time Shang Lai spoke, his voice sounded like a tickle, tickling him again and again.

Xia Mixun: Is there anything unusual on your side?

Shang Lai: No.

Xia Mixun: This deity is also, I can't even feel the slightest fluctuation of magic power.

Shang Lai: The Elf King may consider asking a personal trainer to apply for an annual pass.

Xia Mixun: You and Xiao Yu don't always point the needle at the wheat awn, okay?

Shang Lai: Am I the tip of a needle, don’t you know?

Xia Mixun: "Smelly...!"

The other guests all looked at him: "Smelly?"

Xia Mixun: "Stinky, stinky tofu, the next store is stinky tofu!"

Shang Lai stinky hooligan!

But the stinky tofu is really delicious.

Xia Mixun was like a cat's tongue, afraid of being scalded, he held up a bamboo stick and blew it.After blowing for a long time, the stinky tofu was still steaming, but he was so impatient that his little fangs pierced it in one bite.

It is so delicious that the pointed ears quickly become two small antennae!

As soon as the stinky tofu is eaten, the crispy and delicious skin bursts, and the inside is soft as cotton. When chewing, the juice fills the mouth and the aroma is overflowing.Served with delicious soup, and garnished with white sesame and coriander...

Wait, fragrant...vegetables...?

Xia Mixun's face changed drastically, and he struggled painfully while clutching his heart.

"It turned out to be a green sacred object that exudes an exorcism fragrance equivalent to frankincense...! I am careless!"

Guest A stammered: "But aren't vampires afraid of garlic... and coriander?"

At this moment, a figure as fresh as bamboo leaped forward, and before everyone could react, Shang Lai quickly helped Xia Mixun pick out the coriander in the bowl with extremely precise and skillful techniques.

Then, he lightly lifted his fingertips, and the bamboo stick flew back to the stinky tofu with a "swish", his dark eyes swept towards the crowd like a cold electric shock, and said four words lightly:

"Stereotype."

Xia Mixun: "...you have learned how to grab words!"

The famous scene is a blast!

The group of "Learning a Powerful Country with Science and Technology" is boiling!

A super high school-level painter and the creator of the evil "Fallen Altar～Rondo of Love, Desire and Sin～" couldn't help but bubble up in the group.

It's just that what she brought to everyone this time was not a painting, but a true [-]-word high-speed rail with both meat and vegetable elements and vivid colors-"Please mark me with your taste".

"Protagonist: Omega who loves stinky tofu but hates coriander × pheromone is Alpha of stinky tofu flavor."

"Supporting role: pheromone is the alpha of coriander."

Group member: Tsk tsk, our Shang Xia Qishou is not only the most handsome cp, but also the most interesting couple!

A member nicknamed "It's hard to end if you don't get married" asked: "Ma'am, who is the supporting role? Is there anyone named Aya in the entertainment industry?"

Immediately, someone told him: "Huya is the legendary Lord of Hell, the enemy and nemesis of Lord Yurui."

It's hard to end if you don't get married: "Oh, no wonder the male supporting role in the article is psychologically twisted, if you don't get it, you will destroy the male lead."

The other members of the group all echoed: "Yeah, yeah, it's really frightening to watch. Fortunately, it's a fan art. If it's true, tsk tsk tsk, wouldn't our beautiful baby be in great danger! "