stay away from me, bitch

The author has something to say: using an eight-legged octopus to describe Xiao Duoduo always feels very witty~~~~~~

When the rain finally stopped, the two people inside were reluctant to get up and come out.

Xu Qianduo let out a long sigh of relief, before catching grasshoppers in the haystack was not so strenuous.

Yan Zhehan was going to send the boy off at the store entrance, but that boy insisted on going back by himself, so in the end Yan Zhehan had no choice but to obey him, gave the umbrella to the man and said a few words, and finally stepped forward and hugged him for a long time.

"Okay, go back quickly." The boy patted Yan Zhehan on the back a few times, speaking in a nice voice, like a soft goose feather.

Only then did Yan Zhehan let go.

The boy was about to leave with the umbrella, Yan Zhehan suddenly asked tremblingly, "Can you think about it again?"

The boy stopped in his tracks, then turned around and said with a smile, "I think I've made it clear just now. Go back quickly." He waved his hand and walked away.

Seeing the pale yellow figure disappear at the other end of the street, Yan Zhehan turned and walked back.

He didn't take a few steps when he saw Xu Qianduo standing aside and staring at him, he was startled.

I saw that Xu Qianduo, with red hair and red clothes, was drenched by the rain and was still dripping.His hair was messed up like a chicken coop, he was still holding the symbolic black plastic bag in his hand, a pair of patched red sneakers kept leaking water, and he had a big red mouth , just like a beggar running out of the beggar gang.

Xu Qianduo was looking at him with dissatisfaction, as if he was watching a cheating lover.

Yan Zhehan understood that he should have watched it for seven or eight times just now, but his always calm personality allowed him to remain calm, and he could describe Molu walking past Xu Qianduo directly.

Seeing that he was ignoring him, Xu Qianduo didn't say anything, and followed up with his shoes that had stepped into the water, one deep and the other shallow.

When he got to a place where there were fewer people, Xu Qianduo couldn't help but said, "Little Hanhan, I've seen it all. I've seen it all since you first entered. I've been watching outside. Who is he?" , you are so kind to him"

Yan Zhehan, who was walking in front, stopped.

"Do you like him very much?" Xu Qianduo asked.

Yan Zhehan turned around.

"No wonder you didn't look at what the girl gave that day. You like men..." Xu Qianduo continued.

"I remember I said, don't follow me anymore." Yan Zhehan said coldly.

"I didn't follow you, it was a coincidence this time." Xu Qianduo replied.

"Then who was following me home every day?" Yan Zhehan narrowed his narrow eyes with deep eyes.

"I...I..." Xu Qianduo couldn't answer, because he had been discovered long ago.

"I warned you." Yan Zhehan stepped forward step by step, "I'm talking fart, right?!" Grabbing Xu Qianduo's hair, Xu Qianduo was forced to look up at Yan Zhehan.

He saw the anger in Yan Zhehan's eyes, and he also saw the red corners of Yan Zhehan's eyes.

Aren't they dating? How could...?

Xu Qianduo opened his mouth wide in surprise, staring into Yan Zhehan's eyes.

"Don't look at me like that." Yan Zhehan covered Xu Qianduo's eyes with his hands, and said word by word, "It's not a man or a woman, it's disgusting!"

Not male or female?

Disgusting?

Yan Zhehan felt Xu Qianduo's body tremble suddenly, followed by a wet touch from the blindfolded eyes under the long fingers, is that...?

When Yan Zhehan hurriedly let go of his hand, Xu Qianduo's face was already covered with water.

"Little Hanhan...you are the same as them...you see me that way...do you?" Xu Qianduo sniffed and asked.

Yan Zhehan glanced to one side, put one hand into his trouser pocket, and did not speak.

"I think I look pretty good, why do you all...?" At this point, Xu Qianduo sniffed again, picked up the hem of his red dress with a big bowknot pattern, and smacked his face Wipe it, and the clothes itself is full of water, just wipe it here, and it's done, the water is all over the face, and it is evenly distributed.

"Forget it, don't talk about it. Xiao Hanhan, you talk so hurtful, in exchange, give me your mobile phone number." Xu Qianduo said, "If you refuse to give it to me, I will follow you all the time, like Haunting you like an eight-legged octopus, you still have to give it to me in the end."

Yan Zhehan turned his head to look at Xu Qianduo, whose face was covered with water. He looked so pitiful but looked like a mangy dog.

"I remember you warned me that if I follow you again, I will break my leg. You are so powerful, you can definitely do it, but if you really break my leg, I will go to install a prosthesis and continue to follow you. Next Next time, maybe you can also say break my hand, break my hand...Anyway, the more you hit me, the more you like me, hitting is love, scolding is love. Hehe~~~"

Yan Zhehan looked at the lights across the road, sighed for a long time, and said coldly, "Stay away from me, you can't afford it."

"If you like that guy, you can. I'll just pretend I'm blind. I won't bother you. That's fine." Xu Qianduo said with a face full of shame.

"You..." Yan Zhehan was speechless.

He felt that talking to Xu Qianduo was like playing the piano with a cow.

Taking advantage of this moment, Xu Qianduo snatched the phone from Yan Zhehan and ran away.

After running for a long time and looking back, seeing Yan Zhehan standing there, looking at him quietly, Xu Qianduo felt very boring, so he ran back consciously, lowered his head, and honestly returned the phone with both hands, with a sincere attitude, "Here ~~I'll give it back to you."

Yan Zhehan reached out to take the phone, looked at Xu Qianduo thoughtfully, and finally turned and left without saying anything.

Xu Qianduo stared blankly at the back of the gracefully leaving, then turned on the phone and looked at the strange missed calls in the phone, and smiled.

When it was confirmed that Yan Zhehan was far away, he followed up in a desperate manner.

I don't know whether it was Yan Zhehan who didn't get rid of Xu Qianduo on purpose or Xu Qianduo's brain became brighter because of the rain. This time, he finally followed Yan Zhehan to the place where Yan Zhehan lived.

On the way back, Xu Qianduo started humming ditties in the voice of Donald Duck all the way, as if he had lost his soul. When he met someone he knew on the road and called him a sissy, he didn’t get angry and scolded him back. Pretend not to hear.

Tonight, a lot of harvest!

But the scars left by Yan Zhehan's "neither man nor woman" after a lot of money was scratched just now did not just fade away.A lot of money is hidden in the bottom of my heart, and I can heal myself.

Is it easy for him to fall in love with someone after spending so much money for so many years, and it is even more difficult to convince himself to accept the fact that he likes the same sex!

But who told that person to be Yan Zhehan?

So powerful, so perfect.He is good at everything, his classmates like him, the teacher likes him, the people in the school like him, and the people outside the school also like him... Anyway, everyone likes him.

As for myself, my classmates hate me, my teacher hates me, people in school hate me, and people outside school also hate me... Anyway, except for his grandma, everyone hates him.

It would be impossible for Yan Zhehan, who has such a good reputation, to fall in love with himself, who has such a bad reputation.

Everything has to go through a process, right? There is a saying called... Yes, "Heaven will send a great mission to the people, and you must first work hard and work hard..."

Xu Qianduo's ancient prose was terrible, and according to his understanding, Yan Zhehan's threat to break his leg before was the so-called "working his muscles and bones".

Anyway, that's it, who knows what will happen in the future?

That night, Yan Zhehan stared at the phone for a long time in a daze. He turned to a familiar number and wanted to dial it, but he didn't press the button and closed it again. When he was about to turn off the phone and go to sleep, the phone notified that there was a text message.

When I opened it, it was an unfamiliar number, "Xiao Hanhan, good evening, I am Xu Qianduo/Smiley/Smiley/Smiley."

Just now this guy snatched his mobile phone and ran away, probably...

Yan Zhehan opened the list of dialed numbers to check. His mobile phone dialed an unknown number in the afternoon. This number was exactly the number that was texting him now.

"Heh~~~~" Yan Zhehan turned off the phone and went to sleep.

Unexpectedly, early the next morning, when Yan Zhehan opened the door to take out the trash, an unexpected visitor appeared in front of the door.

"Morning, little Hanhan~" Xu Qianduo was sitting on the steps with his head tilted, looking around and whistling, when he heard the sound of the door opening, he immediately jumped to his feet, with his red mouth bent, smiling like a sunflower, with a bird on his head The nest-like red hair seems to have been combed deliberately, and it is polished brightly.

If it weren't for the daytime, Yan Zhehan would think he saw a ghost.

"Bang", he immediately closed the door and locked it.

The rubbish could not be thrown away, so Yan Zhehan went in to brush his teeth, but just after brushing his teeth, he saw Xu Qianduo standing behind him, and he almost lost his footing.

"Your upstairs window is open, (hee hee..." Xu Qianduo pointed to the second floor and said with a smile.

So, "thump thump"...

Yan Zhehan immediately ran to the second floor with heavy steps and closed all the windows.After closing the window and looking back, Xu Qianduo was still behind him.

Only then did he realize that he should have thrown the person out before closing the window.But now he can't just throw people out from the second floor, what if someone sees him and says he murdered?

So, it was "thump thump" again...

Yan Zhehan ran downstairs again with a lot of money, opened the door to throw him out, who knew that Xu Qianduo put his hands on the door, put his foot on the door, and refused to go out no matter what.

"Don't put on a gloomy face early in the morning..." Xu Qianduo said as he squeezed in desperately.

Regardless of 21, Yan Zhehan's only goal is to close the door.

But his money is like an eight-legged octopus pawing at the door of his house, and he can't even grab it.

"Mom, you're back." Yan Zhehan called behind him.

As soon as Yan Zhehan's parents came back, Xu Qianduo panicked. It's not good to let his parents see how he looks when he comes for the first time, and he is also the parent of his little Hanhan. What about the rich mother?Thinking of this, he quickly let go, turned his head and called out politely, "Good morning, Auntie."

Huh?Not even a ghost! ! !

Looking back, "Bang!" The door was closed.

It was finally closed, and Yan Zhehan breathed a sigh of relief inside.

"Xiao Hanhan, you liar!" Xu Qianduo knocked on the door outside and shouted.

Yan Zhehan went in and continued to wash his face. After washing, he opened the refrigerator and took out instant noodles.

Outside the door, Xu Qianduo continued to shout, "Xiao Hanhan, do you have the heart to deceive my young heart? I came to see you very early in the morning, and I didn't even eat breakfast. You left me outside like this How did you say it? You..."

It twittered endlessly, like a sparrow.

Obviously Xu Qianduo went out by himself, but he wanted to slander Yan Zhehan.

If it was not against the law to throw people, Yan Zhehan would have thrown him out of the earth long ago. Fortunately, he still has the nerve to yell outside, and it is reasonable to break into other people's houses by himself.

Playing the piano to a cow is unreasonable.

Yan Zhehan blocked his ears, what should he do.

After about a while, the shouting outside the door gradually died down.Finally gone.

gone?

Before going upstairs, Yan Zhehan glanced out of the cat's eyes, but there was no one there.

Let him yell, and he will go away naturally when he yells dry.

This is called standing still.