stay away from me, bitch

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Before opening the door to throw out the trash the next morning, I took a special look at the situation outside the door, no one was there.

So Yan Zhehan quickly threw away the trash and locked it, and went back to the room whistling.

Before the March of the Volunteers finished playing, he saw a "Spiderman" hanging on the window of his bedroom.

Why is it still a "big red spider", smiling and waving at him! ! !

"Little Hanhan, open the window and let me in!" The "Starscream" laughed while knocking on the window.

Open the window, open the window, open the window!It's almost enough to make your head bloom in a while!

Yan Zhehan walked to the window angrily, staring at the "Spiderman" Xu Qianduo on the window.

"Xiao Hanhan, open the window quickly, I can't hold it anymore." Xu Qianduo pretended to be pitiful outside the window, "What if I fall down and break my bone?"

It is better to have a broken arm and a few legs.

Yan Zhehan pulled the curtain hard, so that he couldn't see it.

Anyway, everything that can be closed in the house is closed, and not even a fly can fly in. He sees or doesn't believe that Xu Qiandu has the ability to escape from the earth.

Let him spend a lot of money and toss around outside.

But it turns out that Yan Zhehan was too naive.

You know, Xu Qianduo is a dead-headed person. Once he decides on something, even ten cows will not be able to pull it back. Come down, as long as he still has breath.

Just like he has been wearing the bright red lipstick every day since he fell in love with that bright red lipstick, and he will not give up until he compares the beauty of the sun.

For example, since he fell in love with bow ties, he has put them on his backpack, clothes, shoes... Even his quilt has been sewed with a big bow that he got from somewhere.

So this time he recognized Yan Zhehan as well.

Another morning, Yan Zhehan was sleeping soundly when he was woken up by a burst of crying and shouting outside the house. The sound was heart-piercing, and there were many people chatting together. Stop making noise and keep people from sleeping.

He had no choice but to get up sleepily and go downstairs to brush his teeth. Unexpectedly, just halfway through brushing his teeth, someone knocked on the door.

"Zhehan, are you home?" It was Aunt Wang, the neighbor next door.

Why is she knocking on the door?

Yan Zhehan responded and went to open the door.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw that Aunt Wang was looking at me with a serious face, holding a baby in her hand, with red hair, red clothes, red shoes, and red mouth, crying so hard that she was about to die like.

A group of neighbors followed behind them, and they stared at themselves unkindly, like a thief who stole something from his house, with anger in their eyes.

what's the situation?

"I mean Zhehan... you don't care if the child is crying so pitifully?" Aunt Wang put on the airs of an elder and started.

ha?

Yan Zhehan looked at Aunt Wang, and then at Xu Qianduo, who was crying so disfigured, in his hand, feeling baffled.

What does it have to do with Xu Qianduo crying so pitifully? ! !

Yan Zhehan said indifferently, "I don't know him."

"Look at him, he is so dirty that he hasn't eaten for several days, and he is as thin as a man. I can't bear to see him crying so sad at your door early in the morning. Don't you care Care?" Aunt Wang said as she said, she turned her head to look at the neighbors who surrounded her behind her.

Xu Qianduo wiped away the tears from his face with his dirty hands, his already dirty face was even more dirty, which made the old neighbors feel unbearable.

An older grandmother who lived behind Yan Zhehan's house, she couldn't stand it any longer, she stepped forward and said, "That's right, what a good child, why did you throw him out, how pitiful .”

ha? ? ? ! ! ! !

Yan Zhehan was even more confused when he heard this, his eyes were full of anger, what the hell is this guy doing? !

"I said Zhehan, you have always been a good boy, why have you become so irresponsible now?" Aunt Wang pulled Xu Qianduo to Yan Zhehan, "Your cousin came all the way If you don't know your place of life well, even if you quarrel and don't want to talk to him, you can't just leave him outside and ignore him. After all, you have to give way as an older brother. They are all from your own family. If you make mistakes, educate them well. It’s just a matter of time. Put it outside in case..."

I only heard that Aunt Wang started her long-winded speech again.You must know that Aunt Wang is notorious for being nosy, but every time she is on point, so everyone always agrees with what she said, and the neighbors around her also nod repeatedly.

Just at this moment, Xu Qianduo, who had been crying all the time, said aggrievedly, "Brother... I was wrong, don't throw me outside... I promise I won't touch your things again next time... "As he spoke, he stretched out his dirty little hand to pull the corner of Yan Zhehan's clothes.

It's unbearable to see the people around you.

Aunt Wang's motherhood was completely inspired. Seeing that Yan Zhehan was standing there staring at "his younger brother" without saying a word, and had no intention of leading him in, she said, "Look at this The child is so sincere that he admits his mistake. Don’t worry about it so much, you should pay more attention to him in the future. You can see that his hair is dyed... and this, his mouth is painted... I think it’s because you don’t usually Caring about him, driving him out at every turn made him rebellious like this. In the future, you should care more about him, and you should advise him well in everything, you know?"

And the crying person actually made a playful "Yeah!" mouth-shape at him.Because his back was facing everyone, only Yan Zhehan could see it.

Yan Zhehan was so angry that the veins on Yan Zhehan's neck were about to burst!

where is this

When did this bear kid dye his red hair and paint his big mouth like this? How would he know?

He didn't know the freak at all!

And when did he have a distant cousin who was so ugly and so weird?

Where do they look like relatives?

But such a group of people were all looking at him, and it was difficult to distinguish between them, so in the end, Yan Zhehan reluctantly replied word by word, "I know."

Then he brought the brat inside.

As soon as the door was closed, Xu Qianduo, who was crying like a dead parent, immediately changed into a big smiling face, "Xiao Hanhan~"

"Shut up!" Yan Zhehan walked to the bathroom with a cold face darker than Zhang Fei, picked up the unfinished toothbrush, and brushed vigorously in front of the mirror.

"Hee hee..." Xu Qianduo clapped his hands happily, and didn't speak if he didn't speak.Anyway, once you enter his house, you will be satisfied.

When Yan Zhehan came out after washing, he saw the man lowering his head to clean up the things in the room. The table full of instant noodle boxes was wiped clean, and those instant noodle boxes were thrown into the trash can.

"A lot of money!" Yan Zhehan shouted coldly.

"Why?" Xu Qianduo said while lowering his head to tidy up the clothes on the sofa, "Why do you eat instant noodles at home? It's not good for your health." He put those clothes into the basin and put them on the balcony to soak in water.

Looking back, seeing that Yan Zhehan was staring at him, he said, "Oh~~ You haven't eaten breakfast yet, what do you want to eat? I'll make it for you."

Yan Zhehan stood there and didn't make a sound.

Seeing that he didn't answer, Xu Qianduo went to the kitchen by himself, and asked, "Xiao Hanhan, how about making you some egg noodle soup? Do you have simple things at home?"

So Xu Qianduo, who was acquainted with himself, began to bustle around in the kitchen to make breakfast, completely ignoring the existence of Yan Zhehan.

After a while, a bowl of fragrant egg noodle soup was served, sprinkled with a layer of green onion, and wafted a light fragrance.

Xu Qianduo asked him to sit down and eat.

Seeing that Yan Zhehan was standing still, he walked over to pull him, but was avoided by that Yan Zhehan.Xu Qianduo was empty-handed, so he picked up the chopsticks on the table and handed them over, "You won't have trouble with your breakfast, right? If you don't eat it, it will be cold."

Looking at the chopped green onion in the bowl, Yan Zhehan said solemnly, "I hate chopped green onion."

"So that's how it is." Xu Qianduo scratched his hair, "I thought it would taste better this way." Then he went into the kitchen and made a new one.

Yan Zhehan looked at the dirty figure walking back and forth in the kitchen, which was not in harmony with the clean kitchen of his own home.

The bowl that was served again did not contain green onions.Yan Zhehan went into the kitchen and sat down with chopsticks again. Although he looked reluctant, he still lowered his head and ate.

To be honest, he was a little hungry, and he hadn't had such a breakfast for a long time.

"Xiao Hanhan, do you live alone?" Xu Qianduo sat down across the table and asked.

Yan Zhehan ate his noodles slowly and didn't answer him.

Xu Qianduo accidentally caught a glimpse of the bowl of noodles that had just been sprinkled with chopped green onion, it was a pity that no one would eat it and throw it away.It happened that I didn't have breakfast myself, so I brought it over and asked while picking up a piece of chopstick noodles, "Why don't your parents live with you?"

But before the noodle was put into his mouth, Yan Zhehan raised his head and looked over there, staring at the chopsticks that Xu Qianduo was holding the noodle with, something unclear in his eyes.Xu Qianduo was uncomfortable seeing him, so he laughed a few times.

I saw Yan Zhehan stood up and took the noodles and put them into the trash can, then sat down and continued to eat the noodles with his head bowed.

The dirty smile with dry tears on Xu Qianduo's face froze, he put down the chopsticks with both hands stiffly, and muttered to himself, "Actually, I've been full for a long time, didn't I just watch Do you think it's a waste?"

After a while, there was no movement from Yan Zhehan, so Xu Qianduo stood up wisely, "I'll make you breakfast in the future, the bubble is not in good health, you eat slowly, I'll go first." As he spoke, he went to the door to pick up the pile of rubbish, and when he opened the door, he thought of something, turned around and said with a smile, "Xiao Hanhan, remember to open the door for me!"

When the door was closed again, Yan Zhehan glanced at the door.

This summer vacation does not seem to be so peaceful.