Daily life of male god and cat

48

first day.

Lace Man: Little cutie, weird, big beauty!Come to eat~~Look at the special grilled fish I baked for you!

Xiao Xia: Meow~~[Tilts head to look at the fish on the plate]

Lace Man: This kind of grilled fish is very special. This side is medium rare and this side is medium rare, so no matter what your taste is, you can enjoy it~~

Xiao Xia: ...

Lace Man [surreptitiously looking around]: Where's the monster cat?

Xiaoxia: Meow~~ (Xiaolan is under the bed~~)

That night.

Lace Man [calling]: What should I do?The male god asked me to take care of his cat, but his monster cat refused to eat and lay under the bed for a whole day! ... No, no, not only did he go on a hunger strike, but he also stopped killing small animals. He never got out of bed at all! ...Ah, shit and pee still come out, and they pull it on my slippers while I'm sleeping... Don't worry, it won't bother me, I haven't worn shoes for a long time... No, I can't beat him at all, he is a monster!I can't get in touch with the male god, he is in a closed training camp for the shooting team! ...Ah, is that so?ah ok ok...

the next day.

Recording: Xiao Xia, Xiao Lan, it's time to eat.

Whew-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap (triple speed)

Recording [the sound of closing the door, the sound of fading away]: I will go out for a while, and I will be back in a while, you guys eat obediently.

Little Lan wolfed down and snorted to sweep away the cat food.

Lace Man Outside the Window [on the phone]: That's a great idea of ​​yours!He just finished eating... Don't worry, I saw that he finished eating, he may go back to the nest or go out now... [Turns back and looks at the tabby cat staring at him on the window sill]

After a few minutes.

Lace Man: Wow, wow, I told you not to catch me!You are so violent, your master will throw you away sooner or later————— If you don’t let go, I will sue the male god! !

Xiaolan [releases her mouth blankly]: ...

Lace Man [watching the monster cat disappear under the bed in a flash]: ……… Ah, I got off the bed again………

Day three.

Lace Man [holds the meal under the bed with two hands bound into bear's paws, lifts the sheet and stares at the pair of blue cat's eyes under the dark bed]: I don't believe you won't eat even if you're so hungry!

Fourth day.

Bear Paw Lace Man: Damn, you really don't want to eat...

49. Diary of a Male God

After training today, I returned to the dormitory and found an email from Lei Zhe, saying that Xiaolan was on a hunger strike. I was worried that the situation was serious, so I asked for leave from the team.Before I got home, I heard the sound of a small door being knocked open from afar.

When Xiao Lan threw herself on the ground, it felt like being pinned down by a leopard.He really lost weight.

At night, I saw that pair of blue eyes are very beautiful, and Xiao Xia also came up to lick me together. This is probably the best time for me to go home. The only problem is that little blue's thorny jiji makes me uncomfortable, maybe soon It's the estrus period, so let's send it to be neutered another day.

Fifty

pet clinic.

Jiji: Hello, noble Leopard!Why didn't you see your little follower, the black cat?

Xiaolan: Of course I can't see it, this is my alone date with the male god.

Jiji: Are you here for an injection?

Xiaolan: I don’t know, maybe the male god loves me too much. Seeing that I’ve lost so much weight, let me take a look~~

Jiji: You really... aren't you here for the castration operation?

Xiaolan: Where does my whole body look like I need plastic surgery?

Jiji: Of course!You are the most beautiful, mighty and noble leopard I have ever seen. Every line of your body reveals an unparalleled beauty, just like the combination of Venus and David in the world!

Xiaolan: Who are Venus and David?

Jiji: The world's most beautiful naked man and the world's most beautiful half-naked woman.

Xiaolan: The half-naked woman has a dime relationship with me?

Chichi: Ah yes, you are naked after all... Ah no I mean you are male.But I'm not talking about plastic surgery, it's castration surgery, because I see your man seems to be talking to the doctor about this.

Xiaolan: What is castration surgery?

Jiji: It is the operation to take out your flawless balls~

Xiaolan [jumps up suddenly]: Why do you want to take out my balls? !

Jiji: It is said that this can prolong life, you see [spread legs to reveal Jiji], I also have no balls~

Xiaolan [lowered her head and stared dumbfounded at Jiji's castrated balls, immediately arched her back on the sofa, bared her teeth and growled in a low voice]: No one can touch my balls! !

51. Diary of a Male God

Xiaolan almost knocked the hospital down, and all the cats and dogs in the hospital were trembling in the corner, a pit bull ran out and barked at Xiaolan, and Xiaolan pinned her to the ground and almost bit off her ear.Surgery seemed out of the question.Intern A Xue said that it was the first time he saw a cat that could make a bitch husky pee. In fact, it was also the first time for me...

The author has something to say: I originally wanted to write a unified thank you, but suddenly found that the planned 2 words may exceed the end, so I will thank the girls every chapter in the future!If my article is less than 4 words, it will not be included in V, and if it is more than [-] words, it will be included in V. It should be difficult for this article to exceed [-] words...

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