Daily life of male god and cat

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Xiao Xia [eating pain]: Meow... Meow...

Stray Cat A: Hit him!Just hit him!

Stray cat B: let you bark!let you call!

Stray cat C: The boy usually feeds us!You are not a cat that no one keeps, why did you come to grab food from us? !

Xiaoxia: I didn't!He insisted on giving it to me!Every time he gave me food, I didn't want it!

Stray cat A: Then why don't you just stay at home and insist on pretending to be a stray cat? !

Xiaoxia: Why can't I come out?

Wildcat B: Ah, he still talks back!Call me!Hit it to death!

evening.

Xiao Xia [limps back home]: Meow...

The male god [looking at the black cat with a bruised nose and a swollen face, surprised]: Xiao Xia?What’s wrong with you?hurt?

Xiao Xia [grievance]: Meow...

Male god [bends down to pick up the black cat]: Okay, it's okay, now there are no cats bullying you, let me help you with medicine.

Xiaolan returning home [the sparrow falls from her mouth]:! ! ! ! !

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The male god [picks up the phone]: Hello?

Male voice: Hello, is this Mr. Su Ze?I'm Xiao Liu from the property management. It's like this. Just now a resident called us and said that he suspected that someone in the community was abusing cats. We went to the scene to see a row of injured wild cats lying on the lawn downstairs of Building 23. We checked the injuries of these cats, and found out that it was not someone who abused the cats, but... was bitten by your little blue...

Behind him came the sound of the small door opening.

Male god [holding the phone, looking down to see Xiaolan walking to his feet with an unscathed Xiaoxia in his mouth]: ...

Xiao Liu: Alas, many cats have been bitten and crippled. It doesn’t look like it will get better in ten days and a half months. Although they are wild cats, it is unbearable to look at them like this...

Xiaolan [put down Xiaoxia in her mouth, and raise her head]: Aww! ! (You're welcome!)

Male God: ...

54. Diary of a Male God

After the cat abuse incident, I took Xiaolan to the door to apologize to the resident who saw the road being rough, and the other person also apologized to me, saying that he thought someone was abusing the cat, but if it was a fight between cats, it would be fine. It's just that he didn't expect a cat to beat all the wild cats in the community to the ground.

I don’t know when, every day during the rush hour, there are people screaming outside, and some people desperately calling my name. After I went out, I realized that it was Xiaolan who was blocking the gate viciously.The property management told me that Xiaolan is more scary than Dou Shengfo in Building 25 (Dou Shengfo is a Caucasian dog). They have received several complaints. Running wildly on the safe stairs, Xiaolan will chase after her all the way.I explained to the property management that Xiaolan is a tiger cat and may have a little sense of territory, so I will restrain him well.

But compared with Xiaoxia who is still small and the cats nearby, Xiaolan is really a big cat. Although Axue told me that he is a tiger cat, I also think that there are no wild leopards in the city. But the more I look at him now, the more he looks like a leopard.

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pet shop.

Meng Anru: Welcome!

Male God: Hello, do you have a leash for cats?

Meng Anru [blinks]: Yes!How not?

Male God [breathed in relief]: Great, I asked a lot of people and they said that the leash is only for dogs.

Meng Anru: That's because those shops are too inferior. My shop can't compare with theirs!I do have the leash you want for cats, but because the demand is very small, and the ones for cats are different from those for dogs, and the workmanship is more delicate, so you need to pay a deposit before ordering.

Male God: Okay, how much is the deposit?

Meng Anru politely made a five.

The male god took out 50 yuan and handed it to the shopkeeper.

Meng Anru shook his head politely.

The male god was taken aback for a moment, then lowered his head and took out the five hundred deposit from his wallet.

Meng Anru [Happy to collect the money]: OK, please pick it up in a week~~

The wind chime rang and someone entered the store.

Meng Anru: Welcome!What do you want?

Male god: I'm sorry, don't you even ask me the size of the cat?

Meng Anru [turns back]: Ah yes!How old is your cat?

Male god [stretches arms]: It's so big.

Meng Anru: ......... Did you remember wrongly?

The male god [shakes his head]: He is a tiger cat.

Meng Anru [appears suddenly awakened]: Ah——that kind of species!Ah ok ok, I figured it out! [Watching the male god leave, shaking his head] It's so natural, who told you that a tiger cat must be as big as a tiger?Isn't the macaw as big as King Kong?

The author has something to say: Do you think it has no main plot? !You are so naive! !