Daily life of male god and cat

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table world.

Ice Bear: Woof!woof woof woof!

Xiaolan: Aww!Whoa whoa whoa!

Ham: Good to know what they're talking about.

Baker: I guess it was about introducing myself or something.

Ice Bear: Woof!woof!woof!

Ah Jin: These three voices have exactly the same tone, I guess it is repeating his own name.

Ham: My name is Ice Bear, Ice Bear, Ice Bear?

Xiaolan: Aww!Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow! ! [Kneels on the ground proudly holding his neck. ]

Ice Bear leaned over and sniffed furiously.

A Jin: Let the other party smell your own scent, which represents a kind of goodwill.

Ice Bear: Woof!woof!woof!

Ham: Why are there three voices with the same tone again?

Ah Jin: ...

Xiaolan [flushing, raises her hand to sniff her own arm]: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! !Whoa whoa whoa whoa! !

Ice Bear: Woof!woof!woof!

Little Blue:  …

Ham: OMG!How did you fight? !

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White Bear: Go away, this is my territory, I don't welcome you!

Xiaolan: You can welcome me or not, but I will share half of your meal.

White Bear: Why, why, why? !

Xiaolan: Of course it’s because I’m stronger than you, you’ll know when you smell me~~ [kneeling on the ground with proud neck raised. ]

Ice Bear [steps up to sniff for a while, then sneezes]: Stinky leopard!You smell so bad!Smells to death!Smells to death!

Xiaolan [disappointed, raises her hand to smell her arm]: Where is the smell? !You just smell bad!Just say the same sentence again!

White Bear: I don't, I don't, I don't!

Xiaolan: …………

Ham: OMG!How did you fight? !

84. Administrator log

A female leopard in the reserve is missing. This female leopard was transferred from Froststone Forest Park. When it was released, it was released with a radio collar around its neck to track it. It is not known whether the collar broke off or malfunctioned.In addition to Xiaolan, there is another male leopard in Shanbai Nature Reserve. This time is the leopard's estrus period, which is more dangerous. We must find the female leopard as soon as possible.In the past two days, we have taken turns to go out to search, but the search area is not large enough.

Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, Beck and Ham will look for it again. If they can't find it again, they may have to mobilize their entire staff.When looking for the female leopard, I will probably take Xiaolan with me (otherwise I don’t know what the base will be like if I leave him alone), but he has to put on his shoes first, and Xiaolan has been running around barefoot these days .

85. Polar Bear's Spiritual Diary

woof woof!When the stinky leopard peed today, I bit his foot hard! !Who told him not to wear socks!

86. Polar Bear's Spiritual Diary

woof woof!When the stinky leopard was eating today, I bit his foot hard! !Who told him not to wear shoes!

87. Polar Bear's Spiritual Diary

Woohoo! !my teeth! !

88. Administrator's Diary

The search area will be expanded tomorrow, and the first task today is to let Xiaolan wear shoes.

When putting on the shoes, I pressed Xiaolan on the chair and sat down. Beck and Ham each brought a shoe over, squatted in front of the chair and put it on Xiaolan carefully. After the shoelaces were tied, Xiaolan raised her feet abruptly. Thinking that he was going to kick the shoe off, but unexpectedly, that leg stopped blankly in mid-air for a while, and finally folded it on the other leg hesitantly. Xiaolan raised her head and looked at us inquiringly.

Ham was very excited: "He can cross his legs! He learned it from me!"

Of course, it is impossible to imitate him. This is actually the credit for Baker who has been showing Xiao Lan all kinds of videos of An Jiamian, but we can't bear to hit Ham.

Ham also found that Xiao Lan didn't quite learn it well, so he stepped forward to correct him: "No, no, it's not that you fold your legs like this, you have to put your feet directly on your knees like this, and then swing up and down like this to make it look..."

Beck and I couldn't stand watching Ham bend the elegant and noble Erlang legs that Xiao Lan had learned so hard into the rough old man's style of Ham.

Beck beat Ham violently, I put Xiao Lan's foot that was stupidly resting on his thigh, hoping that he would not remember the movement that Ham taught him.At this time, Xiaolan suddenly bent down, and Beck and Ham fell to the ground at the same time in fright. Xiaolan squeezed her face between their heads, and we were all terrified.

But no tragedy happened, Xiao Lan just rubbed her cheek against Beck and Ham's face, raising her eyebrows curiously to see their reaction.His expression was happy and I think he was thanking him in his way.

After rubbing, Xiaolan put down her legs, stretched on the chair like a tiger, leopard and jackal, then got up and went out happily.

Baker came to me and said with emotion: "I think Xiaolan is becoming more and more human."

I thought so too, if I hadn't been hit by the falling sneaker when I went out.

Xiaolan reluctantly jumped down from the tree and sat at the gate tying his shoelaces all afternoon. Seeing him pulling, pulling, biting and pulling so earnestly, we didn't dare to disturb him.

Climbing up the window is so tiring...

89. Administrator log

In the evening we found the leopard's footprints and finally found the female leopard hiding in a tree.Our worries were really good. The male leopard was hovering under the tree and growling at the female leopard.After discussion, everyone decided to release an anesthesia gun to anesthetize the male leopard, but as soon as Ham raised the gun to take aim, Xiao Lan jumped off the car with a "wow". The anesthesia gun failed to hit the male leopard, and the enraged male leopard rushed towards us. Come over, Ham is thrown to the ground by it.

When the situation was extremely urgent, Xiao Lan pulled Ham away and stood in front of the male leopard. An unexpected thing happened—the male leopard looked at Xiao Lan who was standing high in front of him, howled a few times, and slowly Shrinking his body, he turned around and jumped back to the bushes in the blink of an eye.

We don't know what happened, Xiaolan went to the tree where the female leopard was hiding, sniffed for a while with her nose close to the trunk, then got up, unshielded the pants chain, well, if you can hide it, then it's not Xiaolan It's blue... We were so embarrassed. We watched Xiaolan proudly urinated towards the tree trunk with his chest up. I think that female leopard seems to be attracted by Xiaolan?

[-]. Administrator log

A strange thing happened today.

We received a call from the male god. He seemed to have just returned from closed training. I didn't know how to tell him that Xiaolan (leopard) was missing. At this time, Xiaolan (human) suddenly rushed over and grabbed me Walking into the microphone, he looked into the microphone with an excited expression, but when he opened his mouth, there was a disjointed syllable of "嘿嘿嘿", the male god on the other end of the phone seemed to be stunned for a moment, and asked who you are on the other side of the microphone, I saw Xiaolan held the microphone in both hands, and looked at me with pleading eyes, which made people feel very worried, but no one knew what his eyes meant.

There was nothing we could do, we could only watch helplessly as Xiaolan hugged the beeping microphone to her chest, refusing to let go.

The author has something to say: It seems that there was a misunderstanding when reading, and a detail was modified.

I have grown so thick today, I will slow down on the side of the demon, we will meet soon (both sides) don't worry!

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