Daily life of male god and cat

——Review of the last episode——

"There is nothing we can do. We can only watch Xiaolan hold the beeping microphone to his chest, refusing to let go."

91. Administrator log

Xiaolan has started to learn to speak, and he imitates whatever we say. His imitation learning ability is so strong that it is almost impossible to guard against. In just three days, he learned that good morning is "SHIT" and good night is "SHIT" without a teacher. FU-CK"...

Every morning, Ice Bear would scratch Ham's door madly, so that the latter would yell "SHIT!" He lifted the quilt and got up to pour dog food for him. Let Ham step on it and let out a heartfelt "FU-CK!"

Regardless, Ham was beaten up by Baker.

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scene one.

A Jin: Xiaolan?Where are you going so late?

Xiaolan [referring to the toilet]: Cool!

Ajin [black line]: That’s not cool, only Ham can say cool, everyone says it’s convenient, you should say it’s convenient.

Xiaolan [than OK]: OK, convenient~

Ajin watched Xiaolan go to the latrine, and met Ham who had just returned from the stable, humming a song.

Ham: Yo Xiaolan, where are you going?

Xiaolan: Convenient~

Ham: Huh?You say convenient?I can't understand you suddenly talking so seriously!

Xiaolan [patting Ham's shoulder with a smile]: It's cool~~

Ah Jin walked into the room with complicated emotions.

Scene two.

Xiaolan [holding a pair of underwear]: Here, Xiaoxiao.

Ham [Monk Zhang Er looks at Baker and Ah Jin]: What do you mean?

Xiaolan [pointing to the lower part of her waist]: This one, it’s big.

Ham: Haha, you're so young and big, it's so sweet to talk like that!

Xiaolan: What is a dead person?

Ham: That's...so cute!

Xiaolan: What is cute?

Ham: Cute means...it means to make people feel happy!

A Jin: You mean that pair of underwear is too small, but this one is too big?No need to say it twice, just add the word "too".

Xiaolan: OK, panties are too small; two taels of meat are too big~

Ah Jin: ...

Baker: ...

Ham: ...

Baker beat Ham to the ground.

Xiaolan happily twirled the underwear in her hand, raised her eyebrows: so cute~

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Relying on gestures and continuous guessing, Xiaolan can already carry out simple daily conversations, but I have found that his words have become less and less recently.

Xiao Fei, the female leopard rescued by Xiaolan, often wandered outside the barbed wire fence in the management area. One morning, it was still raining. Xiao Fei, who called him outside, went.He opened the iron gate for Xiao Fei, and the mother leopard walked in, hugging Xiao Lan's waist with her two front legs, and gently rubbing her head against Xiao Lan's chest, looking calm and satisfied.Xiaolan bent down, as if whispering something to the female leopard. His honey-colored curly hair hung down, covering the side of his face. I couldn't tell, only the slightly shaking ears of the leopard, which seemed to be a secret among animals.Then Xiaolan let go of the mother leopard, and Xiaofei reluctantly turned and left.

Until Xiaofei stepped into the jungle, Xiaolan kept watching it.

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In the middle of the night, when Ah Jin was working in front of the computer, someone knocked on the window pane outside the house—Xiaolan greeted him from outside the window.

A Jin [opens the window, wondering]: Xiaolan?Are you still awake so late?

Xiaolan: Ah Jin, I'm going to be unrestrained and unrestrained.

Ah Jin:? ?Do you want to go play in the woods?Tomorrow.

Xiaolan [waving hand]: Don't play, be chic.

A Jin [confused]: Why chic?

Xiaolan: I'm going to see darling, we will eat together, sleep together, have convenience together, everyday_shit, everyday_fu-ck, everyday_everday_ together.

A Jin [sighs and lowers his head, puts both hands on Xiaolan's shoulders]: Xiaolan...promise me, you won't bother with Ham from now on, okay?

Xiaolan: Why?

A Jin: Normal people don't talk like him. You learn from him, the more you learn, the worse it gets.

Xiaolan [holds Ah Jin's face and smiles dotingly]: OK~

A Jin [watching Xiaolan leave with a blushing face]: ...

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Xiaolan disappeared.

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We pieced together the clues. When Xiaolan left, he took my white T-shirt and the powder blue checked shirt, and wore Baker's jeans and Ham's hunting boots. In the notice, there is a beautiful boy with eight heads, a white T-shirt and a blue checked shirt, jeans and black boots, and honey-colored curly hair. Because everyone can't draw Xiaolan's face, they can only write "very beautiful" where the facial features should be drawn. words.There is also a note at the bottom of the missing person notice-PS, I can walk on catwalks, if you hear him say SHIT and FU-CK to you, please don't blame him, he thinks it is "good morning" and "good night".

None of us are sure how much this missing person notice will do.

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Ham [rushing in]: What do you think this is?It seems to be written by Xiaolan!

A row of names was scrawled on the sticky note, and a big "KISSYOURASS!" was written underneath.

Baker: ...Is this for us?

A Jin: ...It seems that our names are copied on it.

The whole group was very heartbroken.

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Later, we finally figured it out, because every time Ham, the computer idiot, asked us for help, he would say KISSYOURASS to us happily.Apparently Xiaolan thought it was an expression of gratitude.

Baker beat Ham again with tears in his eyes.

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the night before.

Ice Bear [waking up in the middle of the night, grunting unhappily]: Stinky Leopard, what are you doing here again?

Xiaolan [with a black backpack on her back, squatting down in front of the big dog's kennel]: I have good news for you, I'm leaving, [looks up at the huge mountain forest in the protected area] From now on, this is still your territory, and they still your people.

White Bear: It was originally my territory, and they were originally my people!

Xiaolan: I have already found the California vulture's nest that Ah Jin and the others have been looking for. Take them to the hill behind Xiaofei's territory. I left a clue for you there. Follow the clues to find Go up and you'll find the vulture's nest.Philip will not attack you.

Bai Xiong: Isn't it just peeing? What kind of clue? To put it so high-end...

Xiaolan [blushing]: Some things just need to be understood in the heart, no need to say it out!

White Bear: Then where are you going?

Xiaolan: I'm going to find the male god.

White Bear: Who is the male god?

Xiaolan: ... is a person I don't understand.

White Bear: You don't understand why you are still looking for him?

Xiaolan: If you find him, you will understand, if you can't find him, you will never understand.

Bai Xiong: If you don't understand it, don't understand it, just be your stinky leopard.

Xiaolan [in human language]: But I can't find him, Mrs. Xinhui...not cute.

one hundred

On the bus, a certain killer boy was humming loudly with headphones on.

Driver: That classmate, could you please keep your voice down?

The Shamat boy continued to shake his head and sing loudly.

The aunt sitting in the back row patted Shamat on the shoulder: classmate, classmate, your voice is too loud!

The boy who killed Matt glanced at his aunt impatiently, pulled off the earphones and openly turned on the public amplifier of the mobile phone.The loud heavy metal rock made everyone in the car frown.

The car stopped at a stop.

The handsome young man with honey-colored curly hair and a pink blue plaid shirt got into the car, and the high school girls in the car couldn't help sneaking glances at them.

Driver [Seeing that the handsome man took out a pink bill from his pocket and was about to throw it into the coin slot]: Ah, there is no need for so much, only one dollar! [Points to the starting price posted under the coin box. ]

The honey-haired youth showed a puzzled expression.

Auntie [waving kindly]: Young man, I can change your change here!

Girl A [gets up]: If you don't mind, I'll help you pay...

Driver: Are you a foreigner?Your money... [big action] is too big, too big!

Suddenly, the beautiful young man said OK, tore off a small piece of the hundred-yuan bill, threw it into the coin slot, and walked into the car as if nothing had happened.

driver:……

The boy who killed Matt still complacently drove the open car to poison the ears of the passengers, and the whole car helplessly endured the noise of heavy metal.

The car drove into the tunnel.

Ten seconds later, there was a "bang" in the carriage.

20 seconds later the car exited the tunnel.

Girl A & Girl B [screaming]: Ahhh! !

The boy who killed Matt fell down in the aisle between the two rows of seats with a dark circle under his eyes.

The beautiful young man with honey-colored curly hair was squatting next to the stunned killer boy, and was poking around with the public mobile phone. The heavy metal music didn't stop. He put the mobile phone at the corner of his mouth, bit his teeth, and roared violently. The sound of the screen cracking came from the rock music...

Girl A: Well... well, I know how to turn it off, let me help you.

The beautiful young man looked up at her suspiciously, took out the phone from his mouth, and handed it over. His grinning face like a beast finally returned to the pleasing beauty when he got in the car...

Girl A turned off the player, and everyone in the car applauded in relief.

The beautiful young man raised his eyebrows at her in praise: KISSYOURASS~

Girl A: ...

The beautiful young man ignored her, and lay down by the window, changing a comfortable position, looking at the passing scenery outside the window.

The author has something to say: The preview of the next episode: woo woo woo~~ (Hello male god, I’m back~)

Thank you Rolling Landmines!Thanks Gone with the Wind Mine!Thank you Landmines for Pastoral Drumstick Burgers!

I changed the pink plaid shirt to pink blue, I don’t bother to change the previous one~