Daily life of male god and cat

110

Lace Man: Damn it's too scary!Why don't you take him to the police station? !

Male god: Although he has some mental problems, he is not a bad person, and it seems a bit inappropriate to send him to the police station.

Lace Man: Then send him to a mental hospital!

Male God: ...Okay, let me try.

110 one

Male God: Hello, I would like to inquire about the procedures for sending patients to your place.

Psychiatric hospital: Hello, can you introduce the patient's condition?

Male god: OK.

5 minute later.

Psychiatric hospital: In your case, we still recommend that you have an interview with the doctor in person so that we can learn more about his condition. We can arrange for the doctor to come to understand the situation.

Male God: Okay, please arrange for a doctor to come. [There is the sound of gunfights in the living room, which then turns into an advertisement for "Causethat'scxxacola", and finally turns into the opening song of "A Date with Rose", at this moment, the sound of tearing packing boxes is heard, and things are being smashed The sound of eating everywhere] Also, I would like to ask, are there separate TVs in the hospital wards?He likes to watch TV very much. When watching TV, he likes to eat walnut crisps and Meiji chocolate bars. He usually eats oatmeal with milk for breakfast. I really like to look through windows, and I also like to play with cats...

Psychiatric Hospital: Hello, in your case, it is best to call 83XXXX89.

Male god [doubtful]: Okay. [The call is redialed. ]

83XXXX89: Dududu——Hello, Garden Hotel, what can I do for you?

Male God [blushing]: …… Sorry, wrong dial.

110 two

Lace Man: Has that snake spirit been sent to a mental hospital?

The male god [looks back at the blue plaid who is lying on the sofa in the living room and watching TV]: No.

Lace Man: Why? !Is this kind of person still married? !

Male god: I went to a mental hospital and felt that it was not suitable for him.

Lace Man: Damn, what should we do now?Have you been letting him treat your house as a hotel?

Male god: I will find time to have a good talk with him.

Lace Man: Is that snake spirit patient willing to talk to you?

Male God: I think it is still possible, we can say two sentences every day now.

Lace Man: Which two sentences?

Male God: FU_CK, SHIT.

Lace Man: ...

110 three

central Park.The handsome young man in the blue plaid shirt sat on the bench and chatted with a group of cats.

Wildcat A: Humans are fickle!The male god must have changed his mind to forget about you, Master Huabao!

Xiaolan [casts her eyes coldly]: Am I allowing you to say that about a male god?

Wildcat A [on the ground]: Meow~~ (Sorry~~)

Lao Mao: Cough, human beings are stupid after all. I have also seen the embarrassing scene where a shit-shoveling officer embraced the wrong owner in a pet store. Don’t be too sad.The male god may just be too stupid...

Xiaolan lowered her eyes coldly.

Lao Mao: But we have no doubts about his deep love for you, my lord!

Xiaolan: Whether he is stupid or not is up to me to judge, outsiders have no right to intervene, and you don't want me to call your shit-shoveling officer stupid, right?

Old cat: yes yes...

Xiaolan [raises Erlang's legs, hugs his arms, tilts his head and thinks for a while]: He is a bit stupid, but... God, smile twitches at the corner of his mouth] If he wasn't so stupid, he wouldn't have taken me home then.

Laomao [Inner OS]: (This expression doesn’t look like a proud leopard at all, I don’t know why it makes me feel a little tearful...)

Jiji Somali Longhair: The male god can’t recognize you. On the one hand, it may be because of the natural stupidity of human beings. On the other hand, it may be because you used to run naked, but now you are wearing clothes, he may not recognize you. After all, your streamlined body is so beautiful, it's a pity to be covered by such crude materials.

Xiaolan [pulls off the collar and looked inside, admiring for a moment]: It seems to make sense~~

evening.

The male god parked his bicycle outside the door, walked to the door with his backpack, and was about to get the key when the door opened from the inside.

"Click", the sound of the backpack falling to the ground.

110 [-]. Diary of a Male God

Not sure why he suddenly started going naked.

The author has something to say: I've been waiting for a long time, I'll make a small update, and continue the day after tomorrow!

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