Daily life of male god and cat

——Review of the last episode——

"This is a fairy tale from Shengtu'an. It tells the story of a beautiful leopard on the grassland who fell in love with a handsome human prince one day at first sight..."

one hundred and four

After half an hour.

Male God: What's your name?where do you live?

Xiaolan was sitting on the sofa wearing a blanket, holding a mug in her hand, with a gloomy expression on her face: ...

Male God: Can't you speak?

Xiaolan [gritting her teeth]: Yes!

Male god [unintelligible]: ... Then what's your name?where do you live?

Xiaolan [stares at the male god]: @%￥##%#! ...%!

God:? ?

Xiaolan [stares at the male god]: ￥#@&##&! ! !

Male God [Compromise]: Then...you can sleep here tonight.

Xiaolan [gets up suddenly, walks into the bedroom familiarly, falls on the bed, with his back to the door]: FU_CK!

The male god [takes off the blanket thrown over his head]: ... good night.

One hundred and five

Male God [Looking at the handsome man who is wolfing down at the dining table]: What's your name?where do you live?

Xiaolan [raises her head and stares viciously at the other party]: *&%￥￥&! !

The male god [looks at the cereal next to the other person's mouth, and pushes the tissue over silently]: ...you don't remember your name or where you live?

"Clang!" Xiaolan angrily dropped the spoon.

The male god watched Xiaolan enter the bedroom and slam the door behind him, so he had to clean up the big bowl of oatmeal with milk left on the table in a daze, and poured it into Xiaoxia's plate.

"boom!!"

Xiaolan rushed out of the room, grabbed the plate and poured milk and oatmeal Gulu Gulu into her mouth, and finally wiped her mouth hard with the back of her hand.

Male God: ...

one hundred and six

Xiaolan stood by the window, looking at the male god with a backpack on his back and leaving on a bicycle, he lowered his head and said to the black cat at his feet: You can even recognize me, why can't he recognize me? [Turns head to look in mirror] Am I far from what I used to be?

Xiao Xia shook her head honestly.

Xiaolan walked into the bedroom, lay on her back on the bed, closed her eyes and turned over again, sniffing the smell of the male god wrapped in the quilt: Forget it, it will be fine when you come back...

one hundred and seven

park.

A handsome young man in a blue checked shirt sat on a park bench with his legs crossed, and seven cats of all sizes lined up at his feet. This scene attracted many tourists to stop and watch.

Lao Mao: Master Leopard, I brought you these little beasts.

Wildcat A: Lord Leopard, I'm sorry!

Xiaolan: I heard that you were very proud when I left.

Wildcat B: There is no such thing as nothing! !

Xiaolan [bending down, squinting to look at the wild cat]: You actually said that the male god doesn't like me, so you're going to lie and send me away?

Wildcat C: That's definitely not our exact words!

Xiaolan [sitting up]: Tell me yourself.

The wild cats ABCDEF collectively crawled on the ground: woo woo woo, you have a lot of big cats!Please forgive us!

Xiaolan: It’s okay to ask me to forgive you. I’m in a little trouble now. If you can find a way to help me solve it, I’ll forget about the past.

Wildcat ABCEF [in chorus]: I will definitely support you!

Xiaolan [frowned]: Why didn't he say anything?

Wildcat A: Ah, I'm sorry, D's ears were burnt before, and his back is a little bit... [cuts off a paw D] Express your opinion!

Wildcat D: Meow! !Master Leopard, I love you!

Little Blue:  …

One hundred and eight

The male god stood in the empty living room: ... Are you leaving?

dinner time.

"Whoa."

The male god under the kitchen turned his head and happened to see the handsome man in the blue plaid shirt who turned over from the kitchen window. The blue plaid glanced at him, opened the freezer door by himself, unscrewed a bottle of mineral water and drank it, and went to the living room.A few seconds later, a fat big white cat climbed in from the kitchen window and walked to the living room, and a few seconds later, a sexy tortoiseshell cat jumped in the window and walked to the living room...

The male god came to the living room and looked at the young man in blue plaid who was sitting on the sofa drinking water, his legs crossed, and a string of cats hanging on his long legs.

[-]. Diary of a Male God

This scene always feels familiar.

PS, let him stay another night tonight.

The author has something to say: the outside world is wonderful, the outside world is helpless, when you find the outside world is helpless... yo lo hey, come to the world of the director! !

Thank you Landmines for Pastoral Drumstick Burgers!Thank you Rolling Landmines!Thank you April Snow for mine!

Next episode preview:

Male God: How should I decline the other party's request to live together?