fishing for fame

The author has something to say: Xiao Zhong: Miserably slandered as a scumbag (it means that Jiang Yiyun gave the wrong uid - if you find any logical loopholes in this article, my suggestion is not to delve into it, don’t think about it carefully, and have fun, the author read it would be annoying.

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Jiang Yiyun gave Fang Songyu a string of numbers, which were the uid of the Jade Bird app.

The Jade Bird app is a popular dating software for young people nowadays. The left button hates the right button, and the middle button likes to follow each other and chat, which promotes a lot of integration of body and soul.

Fang Songyu copied and pasted the uid of the WeChat interface into the search box of the Jade Bird app, and was not at all surprised by the appearance of a man's profile card.

The nickname shown on the data card is Zhong, but there is only one photo on the photo wall in the data card. The man against the light is standing sideways, looking down at the ground, with a messy storage room behind him.Judging from the side profile alone, this man has a straight nose, a knife-like jawline, sharp lines, and a cold demeanor.The brow bone, nose bridge, and chin are perfect everywhere, and his bones are very good. He is a handsome guy.

It's a pity that it's thin lips. It's said that thin lips are ruthless and righteous, and this statement is true.

Before applying for the other party's friend, Fang Songyu reconfirmed that the gender of his account is female and that there are no flaws in the profile card. Even the few photos of him wearing small skirts that he had carefully selected had his Adam's apple erased, and the I checked with Jiang Yiyun several times that he would not reveal his secrets.After everything was ready, Fang Songyu finally sent a friend request.

What kind of girl does Neptune generally like?

Fang Songyu made an outline:

Slender, thin, sailor suit.

Big eyes, long eyelashes, and an oval face with a pointed chin.

Ignorant of the world, innocent and cute, doesn't know anything, and is easy to deceive.

Fang Songyu’s account is specially created for Neptune. He has been in charge of Neptune for 30 years. He first plays the role of a girl and falls in love with Neptune, and then lifts his skirt when the other party is completely devoted to him:

"Look, I have a big baby. Are you surprised or surprised?"

Zhunbao Haiwang was impotent on the spot, and received a heartfelt curse from the people who have been let down in this world:

A scumbag will never do anything in this life.

The other party quickly accepted the invitation.Fang Songyu raised her eyebrows, very good, it seems that the online time is very long, she should be looking for girls, as expected of Aquaman.

He delicately sent a kaomoji to the other party: (^ω^) Good evening brother

bell:?

There was still a question mark, Fang Songyu curled his lips, is this a stinky man who can't control his lower body?There are so many tricks to play hard to get, send a question mark to seduce the girl and let the girl speak first so that she can take the initiative, tsk tsk.

When dealing with Neptune, you can never follow his will. You have to let the other party walk into your trap, so that people can be so devoted to you that you don't think about food or tea.

This trick is called, to treat the person's body in the same way as the person.

So Fang Songyu replied: Brother is so indifferent, you don't welcome him (? ì_í?)

After 15 minutes, the Jade Bird app remained silent, not even a little red dot.

Fang Songyu clicked in, and found that the message showed that it had been read - the other party saw it, but didn't want to reply to his message.

Very good, the rank is very high.It seems that there is no shortage of chatting objects.

To deal with this kind of person, Fang Songyu needs to change his seduction strategy.The half-push and half-reject green tea goddess is not attractive to this kind of man at all. For them, it's not that what they can't get is always in a commotion, but that today you ignore me, and tomorrow I will make you unattainable.

Generally speaking, this kind of dog man often has extremely strong self-esteem and is very machismo. He needs people to carefully praise him in the way of holding his mother's ashes. If there are two bad money, it will be even more outrageous. He will think that women all over the world should like his personality charm.

And money.

The classic case is Xiao Wang, the son of Lao Wang, a well-known real estate developer.

But in fact behind the conceit is inferiority complex, therefore, not only need to brag boldly and take the initiative to courtship, but also need to grasp the pain point, that is, why he is inferior, try to brag about that point, and constantly brainwash him, the only one in the world I think you Your inferiority complex is an advantage, and I am the most suitable person for you.

Therefore, it is not difficult to flatter someone, but it is difficult to hit his prostate.

The brave girl Xiaoyu took the initiative to attack.

Xiaoyu: giegie~ If you don't reply to me, your girlfriend will be angry ε-(′?`;)

This time the other party returned.

bell:?

Zhong: I don't have a girlfriend.

You see, you see, the high-ranking Neptune, he told his beautiful sister that he has no partner.Only by clarifying the premise of being single can the subsequent development be realized. The scheming is so deep that it is outrageous.

Fang Songyu took the time to send a message to Jiang Yiyun: "You shitty ex-boyfriend, you got a good share, we can't have a dirty man."

Jiang Yiyun repeatedly echoed: "Yes, yes, I think so too! Damn, cheating broken man, I hope he meets Ai around the corner."

Fang Songyu, who was a small fish, turned her head and talked sweetly to this man.

Xiaoyu: giegie, you have it now, I am your girlfriend, hee hee (*?-?*)

bell:……

Zhong: How old are you?

see it?Neptune’s prudence is fully reflected here-in order to prevent fraud or fairy jumping, first ask the other party’s age, if the age is too old, you can directly refuse, and set up a wave of good men; if the age is too young, you can tell the other party about me Wait a few more years for you to earn a wave of love; it would be more perfect if you are of the right age, and then you can ask for more detailed information for further development.

Fang Songyu felt that this was a tricky prey with a high awareness of anti-reconnaissance.

He reported this to Jiang Yiyun.Jiang Yiyun pouted: "Then why did I find out that he cheated?"

Fang Songyu could imagine Jiang Yiyun's gnashing of teeth, because Jiang Yiyun said: "If I hadn't found the lubricating oil package in his bag, he would still be flawless up to now."

All the stories actually started a week ago. Jiang Yiyun, Fang Songyu's best friend for seven or eight years, not long ago found a package of used lubricating oil in the bag of her boyfriend whom she had been dating for three months.

Jiang Yiyun was stunned at the time and called Fang Songyu.Fang Songyu drove to pick up Jiang Yiyun and went to a private hospital for a full set of physical examinations to ensure that Jiang Yiyun was in good health. Fortunately, Jiang Yiyun had been vaccinated against HPV after graduating from high school, and there was nothing wrong with the physical examination report.

But the problem is, Jiang Yiyun said, her partner is an honest person.

Fang Songyu had never met Jiang Yiyun's new boyfriend before, so she sneered: "Honest man, unless you tell me that he has some kind of strange serious illness and needs to take lubricating oil as a medicine, otherwise the word "honesty" has nothing to do with that beast .”

Jiang Yiyun: "..."

Jiang Yiyun didn't know what was going on, she didn't remember to cry until Fang Songyu finished commenting, there was no napkin on the table where they were sitting, so Jiang Yiyun ordered Fang Songyu to go to the next table to get paper, crying and saying: "This stinking idiot, this heartbroken man, The faceless dog who grew up in this orphanage..."

Fang Songyu really couldn't bear to watch Jiang Yiyun runny nose and tears, so he gave her a bad move: "Hey...don't cry, I'll give you an idea..."

The idea is that he would dress up as a 20-year-old pure and lovely female college student to seduce Jiang Yiyun's ex-Sea King, and then tell him: Haha, I'm actually a man, you're an idiot.

Jiang Yiyun stopped crying immediately, thinking that this idea is very good, it is really wonderful, and praised repeatedly: "... Evil dogs have their own evil dogs, come on, Fang Songyu!"

"Who the hell do you say is a dog?" Fang Songyu rolled up his sleeves and wanted to fight, but suddenly found that Jiang Yiyun's foundation was ruined by crying, and two lines of white tears flowed into the sky, and finally planned to let this poor woman who was greened.

"Forget it, who told me to be your father." Fang Songyu said, "Of course I have to take care of my daughter's affairs."

Jiang Yiyun: "Hey, hey, you're a mess!"

"The Love of a Sage" was playing on the TV in the coffee shop, Fang Songyu got goosebumps all over his body, and made another concession: "Forget it, I don't want to be a cheap dad."

It was such an outrageous thing.Jiang Yiyun inquired about the scumbag's account number on the Jade Bird app from many sources within a week, and finally sent it to Fang Songyu. The two of them conspired to let the scumbag be scumbag once, and experience the feeling of being betrayed.

Fang Songyu asked: "Does your ex like to be younger or younger?"

"Under the year, of course under the year." Jiang Yiyun said, "Ugh, ugh, I like to lie to pretty schoolgirls the most, garbage man."

So Fang Songyu replied to "Zhong": "I'm 19 this year, just a freshman, does my brother think I'm young? I'm really not small (^ω^)"

Who can have him!Just ask, is there a second person who can write such an appropriate answer that combines sexual hints and answering questions!

Scumbag!Hurry up!Fa-rectification on the spot!

bell:……

Zhong: Oh, I thought you graduated from primary school, sister.

Fang Songyu: "?"