fishing for fame

"Is there something wrong with your ex?" Fang Songyu said to Jiang Yiyun, "Is it appropriate to talk to beautiful women like this?"

Jiang Yiyun corrected him: "What kind of beauty are you? Are you a woman?"

Fang Songyu is indeed not a woman, at least her biological sex is male.But his unique skill is to pretend to be a girl, wearing a wig and a small skirt, which is enough to confuse the real one.

Just can't speak.

But this is not a big problem. Based on the virtuality of the online world and the level of technology development, if Neptune asks him to play games, he can use a voice changer.

After thinking about it, he sent a message to "Zhong".

Xiaoyu: Brother, I’m really a college student. I’m an adult. If you don’t believe me, I can prove it to you (?ì_í?)

"By the way." Fang Songyu asked Jiang Yiyun, "What's your ex-boyfriend's name?"

Jiang Yiyun said: "Liu Chengzhong, why are you asking this?"

Then it seems that there should be no problem, the other party's nickname is "Zhong", theoretically there should be no embarrassing situation of identifying the wrong person.

"It's nothing." Fang Songyu let go of half of his heart, "Let me confirm."

That scumbag sent another message.

Zhong: ...How to prove it?

Fang Songyu replied: Brother, how do you want me to prove it↖(^ω^)↗

Ugh, I don't want to see his photo.

Fang Songyu had heard of the kind of hook-up software before, and the photos were all very indecent photos. If this scumbag asked people for weird photos when they first met, he might quit immediately. I have to report back.

He is the most decent person in the universe.

Zhong: I think about it

Zhong: Show me your student ID card

Fang Songyu's anti-fraud awareness is very strong, and his blood pressure rises after a while.

Can something like a student ID be easily given to someone?

Don’t you see, naked loans also require a student ID card?

What if this dog thing is used for a loan, then he may have to wear women's clothes to the police station to make a statement, which is a shame.

no!Resolutely not!

Fang Songyu replied: Brother, does he want to see what my ID photo looks like?Huu, brother doesn't trust me... besides, I haven't seen a picture of my brother. To be fair, I want to see what my brother looks like~

He used push-pull words to throw the question to "Zhong". If "Zhong" insisted on watching, then he also has "Zhong"

I have my student ID card in hand, and it will be easy to solve problems in the future.

And to be honest, Fang Songyu has no idea what "Zhong" looks like. Although there are photos on the data card, there is only an unclear profile. Just such an ordinary man can fascinate Jiang Yiyun. I'm really curious about where the other party is sacred.

bell:……

Zhong: Miss liar, please find the right person next time when you kill pigs, thank you.

Fang Songyu was full of question marks again, not understanding why the other party believed her to be a liar, but she had to explain with humiliation.

Xiaoyu: I'm not a butcher, I just saw my brother's side face, and I like it very much (._.)

Xiaoyu: It's love at first sight, that's it~

Xiaoyu: Brother, give me a chance (._.)

Just like last time, the opposite side can no longer be read.For a time, Fang Songyu thought he had failed.

But it is not a complete failure. Since he can see the read mark, it means that "Clock" has not blocked him.What does it mean if you think he is a liar but haven't blocked him yet?It shows that the other party is still interested in him, and he is so conceited that he thinks he can not be deceived in the process of contact.

However, the current situation still makes it difficult for Fang Songyu to ride a tiger. According to Fang Songyu's judgment on the inferiority of men, if he takes the initiative more, the other party may feel bored.But what if he doesn't send any message and the other party keeps ignoring him?

After a long time, just when Fang Songyu thought that his mission had failed, the other party sent a message.As soon as the phone screen lit up, Fang Songyu, who was drawing a picture, yawned, and took the phone to read the news.

The dog, who knows it's a killing pig, wants to catch up with it for the sake of beauty.As expected of a man.

The other party sent a voice message, Fang Songyu clicked on it, and heard a thin magnetic voice, like mint, it turned out to be the kind of nice-sounding teenager's voice.

Zhong: "I said... I called you to play games, will you come?"

Zhong: "The kind with Lianmai."

So Fang Songyu's eyes lit up, and his sleepiness was swept away.

At this moment, he was sure that the fish had taken the bait.

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Zhong Siyan didn't know whether he should say that after seeing Fang Songyu's photo, he really became very interested in Fang Songyu.

On the wall of Fang Songyu's photo, there is a photo of Fang Songyu leaning against the wall and smoking a cigarette in the school classroom. He is wearing a sailor suit with a short skirt that barely covers his buttocks. Thin waist, and faint mermaid lines.The smoke spread out on his left hand, covering his contemptuous smile, and a small mole at the end of his eyes made him even more frivolous and willful.

It stands to reason that this is a very good-looking photo. Whether it is the atmosphere or the composition, this user named "Xiaoyu" is very similar to the Internet celebrity photo on the small red book.The facial features are also relatively delicate and delicate. In terms of body condition, although the chest is flat, the waist is full of grip.

In fact, it is enough to confuse the real with the fake.But Zhong Siyan still feels that even if the user claims to be a woman, it is more likely that he is a man.

Not on intuition or sixth sense, just because, well, he's pretty good at anatomy.

No matter how petite a man is, there are differences in the skeleton and women.Any master of women's clothing, either relies on p-pictures or the modification of clothing styles, which may not be so obvious on the Internet, but once it is presented in real life, it will become extremely uncoordinated.

Therefore, although the other party concealed it very well, and even said that the hardware conditions do have the capital to confuse the real ones, it may be really difficult to distinguish them at first glance when walking on the street, but after a long time of contact, there must be flaws.

This is just an ordinary person's way of judging. As a medical student, Zhong Siyan discovered a detail that ordinary people are not easy to notice-"Little Fish"'s knees are square. Although the reason is not obvious due to skin grinding, it is still Can vaguely see the shape.

This is exactly the skeletal characteristics of men, and women's knees are more rounded.

Moreover, women's thighs will be more plump at the root, and the legs of "Xiaoyu" are more similar to the popular chopstick legs on the Internet. "'s gender will be marked with a big question mark.

So he accepted the friend request.

He wanted to see what this person wanted to do, and also wanted to know if his judgment was wrong.

As a result, "Xiaoyu" came up and said, "(>^ω^<) Brother, good evening", Zhong Siyan frowned, and he patiently said what "Xiaoyu" said, but after talking for so long, Zhong Siyan frowned. Suddenly found that "Little Fish" seemed to need a head CT to check for neurological problems.

Now when he sees the word brother, he feels physically sick, angrily pointing out that the other party is a liar.

But "Little Fish" is really slippery. Qiu is like a fish. When he asks a key question, he avoids talking about it and throws the question back to him... Zhong Siyan doesn't want to just give up like this, even though it's nothing It's a big deal, but he just wants to know if the other party is a man.

After thinking about it, Zhong Siyan went to search for Neptune's strategy on the Internet, and decided to imitate Neptune's behavior and trick the other party to play games.Because in theory, false voices can't last too long. No matter how much a goddess voice is clipped, it's still a male voice.

Well, Zhong Siyan admitted that he was somewhat bored, and he was indeed a little interested in that photo.He kind of liked that atmosphere, when the smoke drifted over the mole at the corner of "Xiao Yu", he always felt that the other party meant: Why, do you like me very much?Well I'm going to disappoint you.

The look of contempt, disdain, and hooks in his eyes stepped on his excitement, making him look at the photo repeatedly, and couldn't help but think, the little liar who takes pleasure in deceiving people, this time again What do you want to cheat?

Do you have the ability to cheat something from him?

Just thinking about it, Zhong Siyan couldn't help but look forward to the other party's news.

After 3 minutes, the other party sent a reply.

Xiaoyu: Okay, okay, what does brother play, I can do everything, an all-around player (^з^)-☆

The author says:

Xiao Zhong: I'm excited!

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The long wear collapsed for 10 minutes. I thought I could not change it regularly, so I knelt down.

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