fishing for fame

Fang Songyu has never been to the Northeast. All his imagination about the Northeast comes from the Internet. It is said on the Internet that a child in the Northeast has his tongue stuck by licking the iron gate in winter. He really believes that such a silly child exists.

In other words, he was extraordinarily gullible.

For Zhong Siyan, this is an advantage.

For example, Fang Songyu finally reluctantly put on Zhong Siyan's down jacket under the coaxing that his ears would freeze if he didn't wear a down jacket - because Fang Songyu didn't prepare a down jacket in the box at all, and he felt that he was particularly resistant to freezing.

When Zhong Siyan hugged Fang Songyu, he always felt like he was hugging a big bag of potato chips.

Potato chips in bags don’t think they’re cute. He thinks they’re bloated. In addition, the Northeast dimension spans a lot, and not all places are cold. For example, their first stop, Shenyang, has the same temperature as Tongcheng, so the potato chips in bags In the end, Zhang removed his bag and changed into a padded jacket.

Sitting in the taxi, Zhong Siyan was helpless: "How can you be so disobedient?"

"I'm not obedient." Fang Songyu, who was good at talking back, said, "I don't listen to the bastard's chanting."

"Bad boy" Zhong Siyan: "..."

Disobedience will make Zhong Siyan feel bored, but there are degrees of disobedience.Although Zhong Siyan has a strong desire to control, he hopes that Fang Songyu can show his paws to him like a domestic cat, and occasionally bark him, but overall, he is still manageable.

Controllable disobedience is called fun.

So Zhong Siyan persuaded again: "The temperature is really low, I think you should put on your down jacket, it will be night soon, and the temperature difference between day and night is huge."

Fang Songyu took out her mobile phone and turned on Moji Weather, with good reason: "Look, the temperature is the same as Tongcheng, it really won't be cold."

"But the wind is strong." Zhong Siyan said, "The wind is strong, and the body temperature will be low. You will know when you get off the car."

Fang Songyu, who didn't sleep well and got angry when she woke up, blurted out: "Okay, then I'll get out of the car!"

The driver was so frightened that he quickly locked the car door: "You must not do it. You are still on the highway, and you can make money with peace... You two have just come to Shenyang to play. You can't hear the accent of the locals."

The driver master deliberately eased the atmosphere between the two of them and changed the topic.Fang Songyu knew she had made a slip of the tongue, and kept silent while annoyed, leaving the situation to Zhong Siyan to deal with, so Zhong Siyan could only reply: "Yes, it's my first time here."

"How many days?" the driver asked, "Actually, there is nothing interesting in Shenyang, but it is very suitable for life. The scenic spots are just like that. Outsiders come to see something new. The main reason is that it is livable, hey..."

"That's a pity." Zhong Siyan said, "I'll only stay for one day and one night. Tomorrow night, I will take the high-speed train and head north to Heibin."

But I didn’t expect the driver to chuckle and change the subject: “It’s more comfortable here, and the locals are bold and don’t like to quarrel. Since you two are here to travel, do as the Romans do, be kind, don’t talk like arguing, and listen to other people’s advice. .”

Zhong Siyan just smiled and stopped talking, but Fang Songyu became more and more irritable in his heart. He thought to himself, a quarrel can't be slapped, so why does Zhong Siyan appear to be innocent in front of outsiders?

He had the illusion that when he quarreled with Zhong Siyan in the future, the people around him would all turn towards Zhong Siyan, and it was only because Zhong Siyan usually looked gentler than him and more restrained than him, and he didn't seem like the kind of person who would provoke trouble.

Fang Songyu was frustrated that no one would turn to him.

There is a cycle in human relationship. After dating for several months, the time to adjust the oil has passed, and it is time to quarrel.

Fang Songyu has this kind of mentality now, and can argue with Zhong Siyan over trivial matters.

When getting off the car, Fang Songyu quarreled with Zhong Siyan again about who should pay for it.

What Fang Songyu meant was that it was agreed before going out that since Zhong Siyan paid for the air tickets and room fees, Fang Songyu would pay for the transportation and entrance fees along the way, so that the two would not appear to have no relationship because of the AA system. And equality and mutual benefit.

As a result, Zhong Siyan paid the fare while he was in the car.

Fang Songyu was a little anxious: "Didn't I tell you that I will pay for it!"

He doesn't have the habit of owing others anything. Although he and Zhong Siyan really can't argue about money, Fang Songyu always feels that he has a little right to pay - at least in this way he and Zhong Siyan are equal.

Zhong Siyan said: "I forgot, I'm sorry."

So Fang Songyu asked the price and transferred it to Zhong Siyan on WeChat, but Zhong Siyan didn't order the transfer until after dinner.

Fang Songyu clicked into the dialog box several times, and then peeked at Zhong Siyan who was watching the football game, and found that Zhong Siyan didn't seem to take his words to heart at all, and an unknown dark fire quietly got angry in his heart.

He said to Zhong Siyan, "I'm going out to do some shopping." After speaking, he left the hotel with only his mobile phone.

At 45:[-], Zhong Siyan found out that Fang Songyu hadn't come back yet.

Theoretically, if this was in Tongcheng, he should have found out that Fang Songyu hadn't come back, and he had already made countless phone calls.But Fang Songyu was in a hurry to wake up, and Zhong Siyan didn't sleep well. The fatigue caused him to fall asleep not long after Fang Songyu went out, and when he woke up again, it was already 45:[-].

The side of the bed was empty, he sent a message to Fang Songyu: "Where are you?"

Fang Songyu didn't call him back.

In this kind of matter, Zhong Siyan's patience never exceeds 3 minutes. After 3 minutes, he called Fang Songyu, but found that the phone could not be connected, so he always told him that the phone you dialed was turned off.

The strings in Zhong Siyan's heart broke suddenly, and belatedly realized that Fang Songyu's words about going out to buy things were actually angry words.

He wasn't angry at first, but when he thought that Fang Songyu ran out because he quarreled with him and deliberately disappeared without answering his phone, he also began to feel sullen.

Different from the previous small fights, this means that Fang Songyu wants to escape from his sight and get out of his control.This is what he does not allow.

This behavior needs to be corrected and punished.

There is a profession in this world called a pet behavior corrector, who specializes in correcting various bad behaviors of pets, including defecation, refusal to go out, reluctance to approach the owner, violence to the owner, and so on.

Zhong Siyan had never thought of treating Fang Songyu like this before, but once Fang Songyu did something like this, he had to use some means to Fang Songyu.

No one wants pets to bite them. Pets are for the joy of nurturing, the satisfaction of being attached, and a virtuous cycle of interaction.

Zhong Siyan put on his clothes and called Fang Songyu again. Unfortunately, this time the call still failed. The mechanical female voice told him that the phone you dialed was turned off.

Worried about Fang Songyu's safety and anger intertwined, Zhong Siyan kept asking questions in his heart:

Where did Fang Songyu go?