[Comprehensive martial arts] My husband has a problem

In Jianghu, the name Lu Xiaofeng represented many troubles and life and death, and he himself did not know how many moments of life and death he had experienced.It's just that he survived every time, partly because of luck, but more because of his strength.

Just like now, the two silver needles coming towards him pointed straight at his vitals.But if you slow down, you will die under the silver needle.But he was good at qinggong and had good eyesight, so he dodged the silver needle above, and pinched the other silver needle with his two fingers.

Lu Xiaofeng felt that he had saved his life, and then he felt another burst of murderous aura behind him.He dodged it by jumping, and it turned out to be a locust rock.It's just that Lu Xiaofeng didn't completely dodge it, because he found that the embroidery needles and locust rocks were heading towards him all the time.

It's just that at this time, they no longer have any murderous intent, but they have no intention of letting him go.

"Senior Wang, the leader of the East, it's me, it's me!" Lu Xiaofeng, who jumped up and down and kept pointing with a consonance, shouted loudly, almost crying for mercy.

Dongfang Bubai sneered, "If you didn't know it was you, do you think you could still live?"

"Lu Xiaofeng, if you can avoid it, I'll let you go." Wang Lianhua's voice was also full of malice, obviously he did it on purpose.

What Lu Xiaofeng can do, of course, is to leave the garden quickly, so as not to be killed by these two.As soon as he left, Wang Lianhua and Dongfang Bubai stopped.

In fact, if he wasn't too reckless, they were worried that they would scare their daughter, so they wouldn't have the time to argue with him.

"Quack quack."

"Ah ah ah."

Zhenzhen and Bao'er in the cradle didn't seem to be frightened. Instead, they waved their little paws and laughed happily.The two novice fathers who brought their daughters out to bask in the sun instantly softened their expressions when they heard their daughter's laughter.

Lu Xiaofeng was forced to run away desperately by the two bosses, he still remembered that he couldn't break free, so he headed towards the kitchen.He thought to himself, no matter what, there should be no problems in the kitchen at this time.

As a result, when he jumped in, he met Lian Chengbi and Xia Wanyan.Although he was a little surprised, Lu Xiaofeng still greeted them both. "Brother Lian, Mrs. Sister-in-law, long time no see."

Xia Wanyan was so surprised that she dropped all the skewers in her hand.She looked at the word Pregnancy in the small golden frame above Lu Xiaofeng's head, and she was shocked.What a crime, why did you break into this place at this very moment?

The tastes of pregnant women are always strange, and it is normal to want to eat skewers.It's just that what Xia Wanyan wants to eat is baked by himself, and he strongly wants to do it by himself.

This is not a big deal, of course Lian Chengbi will not refuse.After he ordered the cook to prepare everything, he took her to the kitchen to grill skewers.In fact, he originally wanted to be in the garden, with a wide view and a good view.

But Xia Wanyan disagreed, and the two babies had to go to the garden every day for a stroll and to stay.It wouldn't do if it made the garden smoky.So, they came to the kitchen.

Although the kitchen was already very big, it was so smoky when grilling skewers that Xia Wanyan felt that she couldn't see whether the skewers in her hands were cooked or not even though she was wearing eye veils.

Lian Chengbi told her that he had ordered people not to come in at will, even if they took off their veils.

She thought it was the same, those two big bosses and their people would not come over, and the other servants were her people, so it didn't matter if they came over.So, Xia Wanyan took off her veil, and started grilling skewers happily.What I didn't expect was that someone really broke in, and then it became like this.

When Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly explained that he came here because Wang Lianhua and Dongfang Bubai "jointly hunted down" him, he was also speechless.Did this series of coincidences doom Lu Xiaofeng to be unlucky?

Compared with Lu Xiaofeng's luck, there is one thing he is very proud of, and that is to read words and demeanor.Seeing that the faces of the Lian family couple were not quite right, he smiled awkwardly, "Well, you guys continue to barbecue, I'll find a place to hide."

After speaking, he went out through the window again, looking like he was running away.

Xia Wanyan choked speechlessly, what was it all about.

Lian Chengbi sighed slightly, then turned to look at Xia Wanyan, "How is it?"

"Successful."

"He deserves it."

"I think so too."

"Then shall we continue grilling skewers?"

"continue."

Anyway, Lu Xiaofeng's vitality is tenacious, she's just pregnant, nothing will happen.Naturally, skewers are more important right now.Xia Wanyan took a bite of the skewered meat that Lian Chengbi had grilled on the side. When the pregnant woman wanted to eat, her temper was not as strong as hers.

Lu Xiaofeng, who escaped from the kitchen in a flash, touched his heart, "Huh, it can be regarded as escaped, otherwise I always feel that I will be cheated by Brother Lian." He learned the word "pit" from Xia Wanyan, and he thought that The characters embody certain things very vividly, such as when facing Lian Chengbi.

How about withdrawing from here first, anyway, if you want to ask brother Lian, you can ask tomorrow.He was worried that if he continued to stay, he might be cheated.Thinking like this, Lu Xiaofeng immediately climbed over the wall and left the Lian's courtyard.

He decided to go to Li Xunhuan's house to stay for the night first, of course, this time he still wanted to climb over the wall, after all it was faster.Oh, of course, when he comes to Lianjia Bieyuan tomorrow, he will walk through the door.

Alas, in the past, whether it was Huamanlou's small building or Ximen's Wanmei Villa, he always climbed over the wall to enter, except to face Huamanlou's smiling face, which was Ximen's sword.At that time, he still thought that Ximen's sword was rather scary, but because it was not out of its sheath, it was actually not bad.

Now it seems that the Lian family is even more scary.

So, after Lian Chengbi and Xia Wanyan finished grilling skewers, Lian Qing heard that Lu Xiaofeng had climbed over the wall and left again.

"..." Xia Wanyan, who had put on her eye veil again, couldn't help but twitched her lips, "Husband, I think Lu Xiaofeng can actually learn a little lesson."

Lian Chengbi nodded, "What Ah Wan said is true."

The two looked at each other and made a decision to make Lu Xiaofeng suffer more.You must let this guy understand that in the future, don't climb over the wall and enter other people's houses, or you will definitely be in bad luck!

Lu Xiaofeng, who has already entered Li's house, doesn't know yet, it's because of his decision to "run away", so he can only continue to conceive for a while.He saw Li Xun Huan in the study, picked up the tea on his table, and drank it all in one gulp.

Li Xun Huan raised his eyebrows slightly, with surprise in his eyes, "What's wrong? Who chased our hero Lu so frantically?"

"Didn't chase me." Lu Xiaofeng simply sat down after drinking tea, "I was just afraid of being tricked by Brother Lian, so I ran faster."

He didn't feel embarrassed, after all Lu Xiaofeng had always had a thick skin, so he wouldn't feel embarrassed.

Li Xun Huan laughed, "I understand, you must have broken into Lian's house and offended Mrs. Sister-in-law." Brother Lian has a big heart, so he cares about Mrs. Sister-in-law's affairs.Lu Xiaofeng was so scared, it must be because of his wife.

"I didn't!" Lu Xiaofeng shook his head, "I just climbed over the wall and entered Lian's house, and then I was hunted down by Senior Wang and Dongfang Hierarch all the way in the garden. Thinking that the two of them must not be in the kitchen, this kitchen must be a safe place, so I went I opened the window and went in. Who would have thought that Brother Lian and Mrs. Sister-in-law are in such a good mood, they are grilling meat in the kitchen! I bumped into them as soon as I went in."

Li Xun Huan asked: "Then?"

"Then when I met Brother Shanglian's eyes, I felt something was wrong." Lu Xiaofeng patted his thigh, "Since I felt something was wrong, of course I ran away quickly. I will go to Lian's house tomorrow, and then I will leave." Brother Lian will definitely not be angry."

Li Xun Huan was speechless, "You know it's wrong to climb over the wall, but you still want to climb over the wall when you come to my house?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled, "Hehehe, isn't this faster. Don't be angry, Master Li, don't be angry."

"Don't call me Master Li anymore, I'm terrified." Li Xun Huan rolled his eyes, very disfigured.If my colleagues in the DPRK and China see it, I'm afraid they will think that they have identified the wrong person.How could the handsome Li Tanhualang roll his eyes?

"By the way, I...vomit!" Lu Xiaofeng was only halfway through speaking, when suddenly a strange feeling came to his heart, subconsciously, he wanted to vomit.He covered his heart, "Li Xunhuan, the tea on your table must be several days old, why do I want to vomit."

Li Xun Huan said: "How is it possible, this is just soaked by me, whether it is cold or hot, can't you feel it? I think you have eaten your stomach."

Lu Xiaofeng frowned, "Impossible, I haven't eaten anything since morning. Vomit!" He tried his best not to spit out the contents of his stomach, but retched.But he felt that if it continued, he would still spit it out.

Seeing Lu Xiaofeng like this, Li Xunhuan suddenly recalled himself and Yang Kaitai from before.He couldn't help asking: "Lu Xiaofeng, when you ran into Mrs. Sister-in-law, was she different from usual?"

"Different?" Lu Xiaofeng wondered, "No, Mrs. Sister-in-law is still the same as before. Oh, it just looks like she has a bigger belly, but she is pregnant, this is normal."

Li Xun Huan continued: "I mean, is Mrs. Sister-in-law not wearing eye veil?"

"Yes." Lu Xiaofeng nodded, "How do you know?"

Li Xunhuan smiled, gloating in his smile, "It's nothing, it's just that brother Lian might not be very happy when you saw that Mrs. Sister-in-law didn't wear eye veil, so I just taught you a little lesson."

He will never tell the inside story, this is his promise to brother Lian and his wife.Therefore, he attributed the abnormality on Lu Xiaofeng's body to the fact that he saw the whole picture of Mrs. Sister-in-law, not because he was seen by Mrs. Sister-in-law's eyes.

"What do you mean?" An ominous premonition welled up in Lu Xiaofeng's heart, "Li Xunhuan, tell me quickly, what kind of lesson is it?"

Li Xun Huan suppressed a smile and said: "You are well informed, you should know that Senior Wang and Dongfang Hierarch have a new daughter, right?"

"That's right." Lu Xiaofeng nodded, "At that time, I was still wondering who their woman was, who actually gave birth to their children on the same day."

"Actually, it's not true." Li Xun Huan couldn't bear it any longer, "Senior Wang and Dongfang Hierarch are children born to me."

Lu Xiaofeng looked bewildered, "What?"

Li Xunhuan continued: "The reason why they were able to give birth to offspring as men is because Brother Lian has a miracle drug. It can make people pregnant, regardless of gender. And once they are recruited, they will have sex with ordinary pregnant women Generally, symptoms such as morning sickness will come one by one.”

Lu Xiaofeng stared blankly, "So?"

"So, your symptoms are not because you have eaten a bad stomach, nor because you drank overnight tea, but because you are pregnant." Li Xunhuan looked at Lu Xiaofeng pityingly, "You have to experience how hard it is for a woman to become pregnant, Lu Xiaofeng .”

Who made him be reckless, and then happened to run into his wife who didn't wear eye veil.It can only be said that if people are unlucky, they are really unlucky.Ahem, he was really just feeling emotional, not reading a joke, no!

"Huh?" Lu Xiaofeng looked like he was going to faint.

The author has something to say: Hahaha, it turns out that Lu Xiaofeng is the bully in the world of martial arts, and everyone loves to see him roll over.

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