[Comprehensive martial arts] My husband has a problem

"I don't want it, Brother Li, Master Li, Li Tanhualang, you must save me!"

In Li's study, a shrill cry suddenly erupted.The sound was so terrifying, if he didn't know the martial arts of the people in the study were strong, he would have thought that someone had been killed.If it wasn't for Li Xun Huan not needing someone to guard the gate for him, if they were all far away, someone might have come to check.

Li Xun Huan gripped his pants tightly with both hands, wishing he could kick the person on his lap away.But thinking that he is now a pregnant woman, even if he may not be able to give birth in the end, he has no way to kick him away. "Lu Xiaofeng, let me go!"

"I don't!" Lu Xiaofeng clung to Li Xun Huan's lap, crying loudly without tears, "If you save me, you must save me, or I'll be doomed! I'm the most popular among Jianghu heroines Prodigal son, I can't get pregnant, otherwise there will be no beautiful women like me!"

Lu Xiaofeng was very aware of this.No matter how handsome he is, with a big belly, no one will like him.And those bad friends of his will definitely do their best to laugh at him.Especially that dead monkey, Sikong Zhaixing, maybe he will use this to laugh at him for the rest of his life.

No no no, absolutely not.Thinking of such a scene, Lu Xiaofeng felt bad all over.He wanted to cry, very much.

"I didn't make you pregnant, how could I save you." Li Xunhuan didn't dare to pull his pants out of Lu Xiaofeng's hands too hard, otherwise, he was worried that his pants would die on the spot. "At any rate, you have a reputation in the rivers and lakes, can you show some dignity first?"

Lu Xiaofeng continued to cry loudly: "I'm already pregnant, what face do I need? I don't care, I don't care, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't know I was pregnant, it's all your fault, you must save me! "

"Why don't you go and cry with Brother Lian?" Li Xunhuan got angry and really wanted to beat up this shameless person, but he still wanted to maintain his demeanor.

Lu Xiaofeng said straightforwardly; "Then how dare I, Brother Lian will definitely scratch my skin."

"..." Li Xun Huan was speechless, "So it's because I don't know how to skin you that I tell you to be so presumptuous?"

"I don't care!" Lu Xiaofeng just grabbed Li Xunhuan's thigh, "Anyway, you made me pregnant, so you must be responsible."

"Who made you pregnant?" Li Xun Huan blushed, "Get out of here."

"I don't, I don't!"

"Eh..." Lin Shiyin looked at the two of them at the door of the study, puzzled, "What are you talking about? Who made who pregnant?"

The two childish big men in the study stopped immediately when they heard her voice, and turned their heads to look at her at the same time.Lin Shiyin also looked at them. They looked at Lin Shiyin, and the inside and outside of the study suddenly fell into silence.

In this position, the three of them were deadlocked for a moment.Then Lu Xiaofeng jumped up suddenly, stood up straight, and pulled the folds of his clothes with his hands, "Sister-in-law, sorry for the trouble."

He tried his best to cover up what happened just now, as if it didn't happen at all.Although Lu Xiaofeng can be shameless in front of his friends, but in front of his friends' wives, he still needs to show some face.

Although, the face he wants is really not too much.

At the same time, Li Xunhuan also arranged his clothes to make himself look normal. "Shiyin, you're here."

Lin Shiyin: ...

I don't know why, the way the two of them are trying to hide it now, coupled with what they said just now, always makes her feel strange.It's really like what Mrs. Lian said to her and Yu Yan before, the weird feeling brought by the adultery scene after being discovered by the main room.

At this moment, her hands were itchy.

Li Xunhuan saw Lin Shiyin's increasingly strange expression, and immediately understood what she was thinking.He hurriedly shouted: "That's not the case, Shiyin, listen to my explanation, things are definitely not what you see!"

Lin Shiyin: ...

Ah, it feels more like it!

After some tossing, the three of them were finally able to sit down and have a good talk.And Lin Shiyin finally understood what Li Xunhuan and Lu Xiaofeng said just now.

Lin Shiyin's eyes were full of curiosity, "Is there really such a miracle medicine?"

Li Xun Huan nodded, "That's true." He had experienced it himself, and it really couldn't be truer.It's just not the medicine, but the eyes.

After all, eyes are more unbelievable than medicine.What a strange ability to see who is pregnant.

"So," Lin Shiyin looked Lu Xiaofeng up and down, "Are you pregnant now? Then you are both a father and a mother, right? Or is it that you are a mother but someone else is a father?"

Lu Xiaofeng: ...

Lu Xiaofeng didn't want to answer, and he didn't know about Lu Xiaofeng, please let him remain silent, thank you.

"The child's mother is probably a confidante of Lu Xiaofeng's." Li Xunhuan also felt a little headache, "Sister-in-law never said, who is the mother in this case."

He also knew that the mother (or father?) must be Xia Wanyan in the case of a boy, but if it was like Lu Xiaofeng, she hadn't said it, so he really didn't know.

"So," Lin Shiyin's eyes gradually glowed, "if this child is born, it is very likely that there will be a bunch of people vying to be this mother?"

Although she certainly doesn't know as much about the world as her cousin, she also knows how popular Lu Xiaofeng is and has many confidante things.So there must be a lot of candidates for mother. In that case, will there be a good show?

Cough cough cough, it is said that after three years of learning, one can learn badly for three days.Lin Shiyin just got along with Xia Wanyan for a while, and she also developed the "problem" of liking to watch the excitement.

Lu Xiaofeng: ...

Lu Xiaofeng still doesn't want to talk, Lu Xiaofeng just wants to commit suicide now, please leave him alone, thank you.

"Ahem." Li Xunhuan saw that Lu Xiaofeng's expression had turned black and black, and he was about to commit suicide, so he coughed lightly twice, signaling Lin Shiyin to calm down.

Lin Shiyin lowered her head and smiled slightly, as if she really knew she was wrong.Although, that's impossible.

Lu Xiaofeng laid his upper body on the table, "Brother Li, do you think Brother Lian has the antidote?"

"Of course there are." Li Xun Huan nodded, as long as he was stared at a few times, the matter would be resolved. "It's just that you think Brother Lian would give it to you so easily? According to what you said, you broke in suddenly and interrupted the relationship between Brother Lian and his wife, right? Brother Lian is free to say anything, but as long as it involves Mrs. , a lot of things are different.”

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Li Xunhuan sadly, "I begged you like that just now because I knew it. If I hadn't offended Brother Lian, why would he have given me such a nasty drug to teach me? I also know that he doesn't It will be so easy to give me the antidote."

No, it's not that Brother Lian drugged you, it's because of your bad luck that you rushed to get caught.As one of the other people with bad luck, Li Xunhuan has a lot to say. "Why don't you go and ask Mrs. Sister-in-law, as long as Mrs. Sister-in-law agrees, there will be no problem with Brother-in-law."

After all, the person who really holds the right to give birth to you or not is Madam Sister-in-law.

"I don't dare to go now." Lu Xiaofeng cried with a sad face, "Brother Lian will definitely cheat me if I go now. Brother Li, help me, help me find Brother Lian for the antidote, okay?"

"..." Li Xunhuan wanted to hit someone now, really. "So you think I dare to rush to make Brother Lian cheat you?" Just kidding, now that Mrs. Sister-in-law is pregnant, Brother Lian's condition is more unstable than before.If he still goes, there is no guarantee that he will not be tricked too.

Lu Xiaofeng sat up straight and said, "You are Li Xunhuan, Li Feidao, how can you be so timid?"

Li Xun Huan rolled his eyes in a disrespectful manner, "Then you are still the hero Tan Lu Xiaofeng, how can you be so timid?"

The two stared at each other, and cast their contemptuous glances at each other.

"..." Lin Shiyin was very helpless, and heaved a long sigh in his heart.She finally understood what Madam Lian meant by the phrase "A man is a teenager until he dies (a man is always childish)". How old are the two of them together?

Lin Shiyin said helplessly: "I'm going to visit Mrs. Lian at Lian's house in two days, and then I'll ask Daxia Lu." She thought she could get along with Mrs. Lian, but now that she's in the capital, she naturally wants to see her more often of.

It's just that she was not pregnant until three months ago, and she was not good enough to come to the house to disturb her purity.Later, my cousin was busy with work, and she had to help him too. She had no skills at all, until recently, when she was free.

"Sister-in-law!!!" Lu Xiaofeng was very touched, "Great kindness, great kindness, life-saving grace!" If he hadn't cared about his own image, he would have cried bitterly to express his touch.

Although, in fact, he has no image for a long time.

"It's not necessary." Lin Shiyin laughed, "As long as Daxia Lu doesn't grab my cousin's thigh next time, it will be fine." To be honest, that scene is really weird.

She swore that she would never forget this matter in her life.Ahem, of course, she will never forget that men can conceive in her life.

"Lu Xiaofeng, you should go through the door next time." Li Xun Huan beside him sighed helplessly, "Otherwise, you will be in bad luck next time."

Although Mrs. Sister-in-law is always very careful and won't take off her veil outside, she still needs to relax in private.If Lu Xiaofeng hadn't jumped over the wall, he wouldn't have bumped into the wooden barn, and he wouldn't have gotten pregnant.

In the final analysis, it was caused by Lu Xiaofeng himself.If he walked through the door properly and let people pass it on, it wouldn't be like this.

Lu Xiaofeng said with tears in his eyes: "I know, I will never dare to climb over walls and windows in the future. I will only climb over walls unless I have something to do, otherwise I must go through the door, especially the door of Brother Lian's house."

He's been taught a lesson, he's been taught a lesson.From now on, wherever Brother Lian's house is, or where Brother Lian is, he will definitely walk in, really, he swears!

Li Xunhuan: ...

Lin Shiyin: ...

So you are still obsessed with climbing over walls and windows, right?Really worthy of being Lu Xiaofeng, who has the courage to admit his mistakes and never repents.You deserve it!

The author has something to say: Little Blind Man: I understand this, it’s called life is more than death!

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