Qiao Yan Xiao Yu

Grandpa Qiao's house is not far away, in the suburbs, and it takes less than an hour to drive there. The two elderly people feel that living in the suburbs is quiet and the air is fresh.

Qiao Luoyan sat in the back seat, playing with his mobile phone.Suddenly, an idea flashed in my mind, tomorrow is the New Year's Eve, I can take this opportunity to call Lu Xiao and say New Year's greetings!

The reason couldn't be better!

After finding the reason for calling, Qiao Luoyan felt a lot more relaxed, and began to sing hard, and Qiao's mother, who was sitting in the co-pilot, couldn't stop complaining, why did she have a pentameter when she sang so well when she was young? Incomplete son.

"Mom, I sing very well!" Qiao Luoyan was very dissatisfied with Qiao's mother's reaction, "The last time I went to KTV, my friends said that I sing very well!! I don't lie to you!"

"Probably because I don't understand the world of your young people."

On the night of the New Year's Eve, everyone came back together. Qiao's house was very lively. The adults played mahjong and cooked, and the children watched TV and played house. to the back of the head.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the Spring Festival Gala officially began, and Qiao's mother just happened to put the last plate of steamed fish on the table. Steamed fish is an indispensable dish on the Qiao family's New Year's Eve dinner table, and there is more than enough every year.The whole family just sat around the big round table happily and chatted while eating and watching the Spring Festival Gala.

After Qiao Luoyan finished eating, he followed his cousins, nephews and nieces to the yard to play with fireworks.The suburbs are not strictly controlled, and there is no problem in quietly setting off small fireworks.

After a burst of fireworks, Qiao Luo was so cold that he left his nephews, nieces and cousins ​​behind and ran back to the house. The adults had already packed up the dishes and were ready to poke mahjong.

There are generally two tables for playing mahjong at home, the fighting table and the joyful table.People at the battle table are very strong in terms of luck and card skills, and they aim to win money.The Yiqing Table is a gathering place for those who have just learned or are very lucky.

Qiao Luoyan was one of the unlucky masters, so he quickly took a seat at the Yiqing table and played with him.

"Two biscuits!"

"Hu!"

"Hu!"

"Hahaha, Luoyan, you're so unlucky, you've got a double hit!" Qiao Luoyan's uncle laughed.

"Come again!" Qiao Luoyan took out the money and handed it to the two parties.

"Eighty thousand!"

"Huh! Add gold hooks for everything!"

"Hold!!!"

Qiao Luoyan successfully fired another cannon, looking at the little change in his hand, he felt like crying.

At this time, the cousin who finished the fireworks went back to the house with his niece, looked at the poker field, "Luo Yan, how much did you lose?"

"Not much, more than 100 points." Qiao Luoyan reached out to touch a card, and played it out again.

"Hahaha, you can lose a hundred if you play a piece. Your luck is too bad."

"Hey, go! Don't be my fortune."

"Three of a kind!" Mr. Qiao played a card.

"Three!! I want to bar!!!" Qiao Luoyan roared excitedly.

"Nonsense." Qiao Luoyan's first-hand aunt took the three cards that Mr. Qiao played, and smiled, "Dad, I'm sorry!"

"Fuck! It's not over!!!" Qiao Luoyan pushed away the cards in front of him, and waved to his cousin who was watching the Spring Festival Gala, "Brother, you come and play, I won't play anymore."

The cousin was already impatient, waiting for someone to go to the bathroom to answer the phone or something to occupy someone else's seat, seeing Qiao Luoyan greet him, he sat in his seat without saying a word.

Qiao Luoyan walked into the courtyard and took out his mobile phone. It was already eleven forty, and there were rustling explosions outside.

Qiao Luoyan struggled for a while, and dialed Lu Xiao's phone with trembling hands. After a beep, he finally heard a familiar voice, "Hello?"

"..." Hearing the long-lost voice, Qiao Luoyan felt a little too excited to speak.

"Senior?"

"Hey, what are you doing?" Qiao Luoyan pretended to be calm and smiled.

"Reading, why did you remember to call me?"

"If I don't call you, you will almost forget about me, right?" Qiao Luoyan felt that his tone was full of the resentment of being abandoned, "What did I tell you before I left?"

"Sorry sorry, I've been a little busy recently, just..."

"Hmph, are you at home?" Qiao Luoyan decided not to get entangled in this topic, and started chatting with Lu Xiao about homework.

"Yes."

"I heard why it's not lively at all over there, and there is no taste of the year at all."

"I don't have any relatives in my family." Lu Xiao paused, "What are you doing?"

"I just played mahjong! I played one piece and lost more than 100! I played for more than two hours, but I didn't miss a single game! I was so angry that I didn't want to play anymore." Qiao Luoyan became angry when he mentioned mahjong.

"Puchi..." Lu Xiao on the other end of the phone laughed for a while, "Senior, why do you always recite like this."

The two chatted for more than ten minutes, and suddenly there was a loud noise in the sky, and a huge firework scattered, turning the dark night into daylight.

Qiao Luoyan was startled, and looked at the clock. It was exactly twelve o'clock. Qiao Luoyan hurriedly yelled into the phone, "Lu Xiao, Happy New Year!!!"

Lu Xiao was startled by Qiao Luoyan's roar, his ears trembled, a smile gradually crept onto his cheeks, and he whispered "Happy New Year" to the phone.

"What? What are you talking about!? I can't hear you! It's so noisy here! Fireworks are going off!" Qiao Luoyan yelled at the top of his voice.

"Uncle! Who are you calling?" A girl suddenly appeared behind Qiao Luoyan.

It's his cousin's daughter, Qiao Xiaohan.

Qiao Luoyan was taken aback, and yelled at the phone again, "I'll hang up first! I'll call you later!!"

Qiao Xiaohan looked at Qiao Luoyan with an inquiring expression, and asked, "Who are you calling? Girlfriend?"

"No, I'm a classmate." After thinking about it, he added, "Male!"

"Tch..." Qiao Xiaohan gave Qiao Luoyan a contemptuous look, "It's boring, why are you calling a boy after Chinese New Year?"

"Hey, I said it's none of your business who I call with! It's not big or small!" Qiao Luoyan knocked Qiao Xiaohan on the head.

"Uncle, do you have a girlfriend?"

"No? Why do you want to introduce it to me?" Shouldn't this kind of gossip question be asked by the seven aunts and eight aunts? Does Qiao Xiaohan, a teenage girl, also like to gossip?

"Tch, Uncle, you are so ugly! Look at my dad, I met my mom in junior high school, we were together in high school, we got engaged as soon as we graduated from college, and we got a certificate when we reached the legal age of marriage. I……"

"I'm going! Damn girl, do you know what it means to delay marriage and delay children to contribute to the national family planning!? Your parents don't cooperate with the national policy at all!!"

"For the sake of the country, you should have a girlfriend at your age." Qiao Xiaohan retorted, suddenly thought of something, and looked at Qiao Luoyan in shock, "Uncle, you have never had a girlfriend, have you?"

"You... wait!" Qiao Luoyan frowned and asked, "By the way, how old are you?"

"Fifteen!" Qiao Xiaohan was a little puzzled by the sudden question, but she answered honestly.

"junior high school?"

"It's the third grade."

Qiao Luoyan twitched the corners of his mouth and sneered, "Junior high school student? Can you look like a junior high school student? Have you finished your homework for the winter vacation? Have you reviewed it? How much is your final grade? Can you get into a key high school? Can I go to a key class after entering a key high school? Can I go to a major university after taking the key class? Can I graduate smoothly after being admitted to a major university? Can I find a good job after graduating smoothly..."

Qiao Xiaohan stared dumbfounded at Qiao Luoyan's mouth which kept opening and closing, and felt her hair start to swell after being crackled by Qiao Luoyan.

"Father!!! Uncle bullied me!!!" Qiao Xiaohan called her father and ran back to the house.

Qiao Luoyan breathed a sigh of relief, and took out his phone to look again. There were more than a dozen text messages for New Year's greetings. He was about to reply one by one, but the text messages failed to be sent.

Qiao Luoyan called to check the phone bill and found that the 50 yuan phone bill just charged yesterday was gone, and he still owed a lot.

Hold!Could it be a long-distance call to Lu Xiao?

That wouldn't cost so much!

Recalling it again, it is estimated that Qiao Xiaohan just stole his mobile phone to play games.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, all members of the Qiao family drove to the cemetery to burn incense for the ancestors of the Qiao family. They didn't finish until the afternoon, and when they got home, they gathered two tables of mahjong and started playing.

Qiao Luoyan was too lazy to play mahjong, so he ran to the small courtyard to call Lu Xiao.

The call rang twice, but was hung up by the other side.

But soon there was a call back.

"Senior." Lu Xiao's side was still very quiet, and he couldn't hear the lively scenes that should be in the New Year.

"Hey, my niece overheard our phone call yesterday and hung up."

"Why are you afraid to hear it?"

"Eh?" Qiao Luoyan straightened his body and suddenly realized, "Yeah, what am I doing sneakily..."

"Idiot." Lu Xiao scolded with a smile.

"Hey, that's right! Let me ask you, where is your hometown? I called you on the phone for about 50 minutes yesterday, and the [-] yuan phone bill I paid was in arrears..."

"I……"

"But I guess my damn niece Xiong messed with my phone..."

"..."

After chatting for a while, Qiao Luoyan heard her aunt going to the bathroom and asking him to take her place.

"I'm going to play mahjong, I'll call another day."

"Okay, don't lose again."

Qiao Luo hung up the phone resolutely, and went to the mahjong table. What was amazing was that he didn't set off a series of cannons this time, and won five yuan in the end.This made Qiao Luoyan's happy mouth crooked.

Qiao Xiaohan on the side looked at Qiao Luoyan who kept counting money with disdain, "Hey, I'm so happy to win five yuan, it's useless."

"What do you know, brat, your uncle's fortunes are turning." Qiao Luoyan yelled as he cleaned up the mahjong table, "Continue after dinner, this time I have to win back the more than 100 yuan I lost yesterday."

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