Qiao Yan Xiao Yu

He stayed at Mr. Qiao's house until the third year of junior high, Qiao Luoyan, before returning home, and then followed Qiao's father and mother, Qiao's mother, to various relatives and friends' homes to visit New Year's greetings.

Qiao's mother has a good face, and she has to bring her handsome son, who was admitted to a key school, to any relative or friend's house to support the scene.Every time she heard other people's praise for Qiao Luoyan, Qiao's mother was happier than she was praised.

It is a happy thing to be praised, but every time after the compliment, the seven aunts and eight aunts will ask, "Qiao Luoyan, so handsome, do you have a girlfriend?"

When Qiao Luoyan replied that there was no, the Seventh Aunt and Eight Aunts seemed to be waiting for his answer, and immediately took over and said: "You are in your twenties, it's time to make a girlfriend, I have a very beautiful niece from afar." Yes, shall I introduce you..."

Qiao Luoyan had this kind of conversation no less than five times!

Qiao Luoyan felt that he was about to collapse. After thinking twice, he decided that the next time a relative asked him if he had a girlfriend, he would answer yes.

Sure enough, in less than half an hour, another woman in her 40s with heavy makeup was said to be the god-niece of Qiao's mother's brother-in-law's mother's sister, let's call her Auntie.The aunt stepped forward and patted Qiao Luoyan on the shoulder and asked, "Isn't this Qiao Luoyan? I haven't grown so tall in a few years? Back then, I was a skinny and dark monkey."

Qiao Luoyan really wanted to complain, he was obviously quite fat when he was a child.

"Luo Yan, are you still in school?"

"Yes, I'm in my junior year."

"Which school?"

"Zhengde University."

"Not bad! Capable! Good school!"

Auntie patted Qiao Luoyan's arm again, looked him up and down, "That's right, a good-looking talent, a high-achieving student from a key university!"

"Where, where! You're kidding." Qiao Luoyan tried to smile, trying not to show dissatisfaction on his face.

Sure enough, the next sentence is...

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Yes!" Qiao Luoyan answered without thinking.

"Then you just told my sister no, I was thinking of introducing my goddaughter to you."

You know why you still ask! ! !

I'm not interested in your goddaughter! ! !

Qiao Luoyan roared inwardly.

On the sixth day of the Lunar New Year, Mother Qiao's family made arrangements to treat guests to dinner.Early in the morning, Qiao Luoyan was woken up by a burst of sharp laughter, and then the door was opened, and he felt that his computer had been turned on.

Qiao Luoyan poked his head halfway out of the quilt, and saw a girl sitting in front of his computer.

"Qiao Xiaohan..." Qiao Luoyan called out weakly.

"Uncle, are you awake? The fourth grandma asked me to come to your room to play computer games. There are many adults and children outside." Qiao Xiaohan was not interested in the games on Qiao Luoyan's computer, and started chatting with classmates on QQ, " Get up quickly too, the fourth wife is going to go crazy later."

"You are also a bear in my eyes." Qiao Luoyan stood up and changed his clothes.

"Fart! Have you ever seen such an obedient and sensible brat like me?"

"Are you obedient? You know how to scold your uncle!"

"Who told you to be so cowardly!"

When Qiao Luoyan was about to take out his trump card again, the phone rang, and it was Lu Xiao.Qiao Luoyan took the phone, gave Qiao Xiaohan a chestnut, and ran to the balcony to answer the phone.

The two chatted for a while, and Qiao's mother asked Qiao Luoyan to help in the kitchen, but was ignored.

Lu Xiao smiled, "Your house is really lively during the Chinese New Year."

"Envious?" Qiao Luoyan stretched his waist, "You don't know, there are too many bear relatives and bear children, it's hard to deal with."

"What happened to you?"

"They said I'm in my twenties, why don't I have a girlfriend, what the hell!" Qiao Luoyan got excited when he mentioned Xiong's relative, "What do you mean in your twenties!! I'm only in my twenties!!! "

"Puchi..." Lu Xiao burst out laughing, "You've got the wrong focus, right?"

"What's the point?"

"You really are an idiot..." Lu Xiao sighed, and then asked, "It's strange to say, how come you haven't even had a girlfriend when you grow up, isn't there a lot of girls chasing you?"

"Please, I've already discussed the issue of a winter vacation with the three aunts and six wives at home. Can you change the topic?"

"Then what kind of girl do you like, let me introduce you."

"Hmm... taller, more well-proportioned, fair-skinned, and better-looking when smiling..." Qiao Luoyan mentioned a few conditions without even thinking about it.

"Are you talking about me? I think I fit all of them." Lu Xiao said jokingly.

Knowing that it was a joke, Qiao Luoyan still blushed instantly, and suddenly recalled the two intertwined bodies that he saw on Zhou Yiming's computer that day.Fortunately, he was on the phone, so Lu Xiao couldn't see his current embarrassment.

Qiao Luoyan smiled awkwardly, and said, "Don't tell me, if you were a woman, I would chase you..."

"Joe! Fall! Yan!" Mother Qiao rushed from the kitchen to the balcony aggressively.

"Ah!!!" Qiao Luoyan was so frightened that he almost threw the phone out.

"I've been calling you for a long time, hurry up and buy me a bag of salt, I'm in a hurry to use it for cooking."

"Good good!!"

Qiao Luoyan hung up the phone, ran to the canteen downstairs and bought a bag of salt.

After lunch, half of the guests at home left, and the rest started playing mahjong again.Qiao Luoyan wanted to sneak back to the room to surf the Internet, but was stopped by Qiao Xiaohan, "Uncle! Take me to McDonald's."

"I just had lunch at McDonald's!"

"Then take me to drink milk tea."

Qiao Luoyan took a pack of instant milk tea from the drawer and threw it to Qiao Xiaohan, "Make it yourself."

"I want to drink outside!!"

"You brat, is your home different outside? Get off and watch TV, uncle is going to go online!"

Qiao Xiaohan glared at Qiao Luoyan, and suddenly shouted, "Fourth Wife!!!!"

"Hey! What's the matter, baby!" After hearing Qiao Xiaohan's cry, Qiao's mother hurried over. Mother Qiao loves Qiao Xiaohan more than her own son, almost as if she were her own granddaughter.

"I want to drink milk tea, uncle will not take me there!" Qiao Xiaohan began to act like a baby to Qiao's mother.

"Stinky boy! You only know how to surf the Internet all day, what's wrong with taking your niece out to play for a while!" As he spoke, he stood on tiptoe and grabbed Qiao Luoyan's ear.

"It hurts, it hurts..." Qiao Luoyan scratched his neck and screamed, "I'll take me!!!! Let go... my ear fell off..."

Qiao's mother took out some red notes to Qiao Luoyan, and Qiao Luoyan's mood changed.

Qiao Xiaohan dragged Qiao Luoyan into a coffee shop, which was very literary and not expensive.

"Why are you crazy?" Qiao Luoyan ordered a cup of milk tea, and sat face to face with Qiao Xiaohan.

"I just want to talk to you." Qiao Xiaohan stirred the coffee with a spoon, looking very serious.

Qiao Luoyan smiled, "You are a child, what do you want to talk to me about?"

"Brother, you don't have a girlfriend, do you?"

Qiao Luoyan almost choked on the milk tea, "Ancestor, why are you talking about this with me, don't you think I'm not annoying enough?"

"I know why you don't have a girlfriend!" Qiao Xiaohan remained serious, "Because you have a boyfriend!"

"Pfft..." Qiao Luoyan sprayed a sip of milk tea on Qiao Xiaohan's face.

Qiao Xiaohan picked up a tissue and wiped her face vigorously, but she didn't get angry, her face was still serious.

"What are you talking about?" Qiao Luoyan wiped her mouth, looking at Qiao Xiaohan's little grown-up appearance, feeling a little nervous.

Qiao Xiaohan curled her lips and smiled, "I checked your phone just now when you weren't paying attention. The person who has had the most calls on your phone recently is Lu Xiao besides your fourth mistress and fourth master. I checked it on the Internet. Someone whose name is Xiao has a 50.00% probability of [-]% to be a man, and you said you don't have a girlfriend, so Lu Xiao must be a man."

"Fuck... What kind of logic is this? I don't have a girlfriend, so Lu Xiao is a man? Well, he is a man! But your logic is wrong!"

"Furthermore, on the night of New Year's Eve, you talked with him on the phone at 43:37, and the call lasted 10 minutes and [-] seconds. Since then, excluding missed calls, the call time has exceeded [-] minutes .Moreover, Lu Xiao's phone number belongs to City C."

"That's the number issued by the school, and my phone number is also from City C."

"So, then you must have called long distance, but you are willing to spend so much money to make long distance calls with a man... So the final conclusion is that he is your boyfriend!" After Qiao Xiaohan finished speaking, she took a sip of the coffee in her cup. do.

Qiao Luoyan bit her teeth, stood up and said, "Xiaohan, I think I can suggest to your father that you major in investigative studies in college."

"Uncle!!" Qiao Xiaohan sat next to Qiao Luoyan, hugged his arm, and said coquettishly, "Is my analysis wrong?"

"I told you he's just my junior!"

"Then you must be chasing him?" Qiao Xiaohan narrowed her eyes and smiled, "No, most of the later call records are from him calling you. He is chasing you?"

"No one is chasing after another! We are friends." Qiao Luoyan couldn't explain clearly.

"Then you like him?"

"I like it a lot."

"I just said..."

"It's just the liking between ordinary friends! Don't you foolish girl!" After thinking about it, Qiao Luoyan felt something was wrong, "If your uncle really likes a man, you seem to be very happy?"

"That's right! Uncle, it's really a waste if you're as handsome as you and don't engage in sex!" Qiao Xiaohan's eyes lit up in an instant, with a look of hunger.

"Fuck? What do you mean?"

"Oh my god! As a new youth in the 21st century, you don't even understand these vocabulary?" Qiao Xiaohan was a little speechless, "Then gay, gay, Gong, Shou, lace, lily, gay friend, rotten girl, rotten boy... ...Do you understand these words?"

"I don't understand." Qiao Luoyan shook his head honestly.

"Damn!" Qiao Xiaohan helped his forehead, and then patiently explained this knowledge to Qiao Luoyan for nearly two hours.

After Qiao Xiaohan drank the third cup of milk tea, "Do you understand now?"

"So, you are a rotten girl?"

"Uncle, can you focus on the key points when speaking!!!"

"I'm not gay."

"That's right, I'll use what I've learned." Qiao Xiaohan patted Qiao Luoyan on the head pretending to be old-fashioned.

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