Qiao Yan Xiao Yu

"Lu Xiao, are you done?"

"What?" Lu Xiao was interrupted by Qiao Luoyan's question, and returned to the topic just now.

"What the hell are you doing!" Qiao Luoyan said angrily, "Senior sister said to lend us his battery car, and we will take the battery car."

"I don't care." Lu Xiao buried his head in a mouthful of rice, then raised his head and said, "I don't know how to drive a battery car."

"I will, let's do it like this." Qiao Luoyan nodded, "Eat quickly, eat and hurry."

"Okay, Second Senior Brother."

"Fuck your grandma." Qiao Luoyan raised his hand to give Lu Xiao the back of his head again, but withdrew his hand after thinking about it.

Since the three of them were all thinking about the barbecue at night, they didn't eat much, and there was more than half of a plate of rice left. Normally, Qiao Luoyan would feel distressed, so he would pack it up and take it away. But today is different, wait a minute But there is a big meal to eat.

Qiao Luoyan and Lu Xiao followed Han Sheng to the downstairs of the girls' dormitory to pick up Han Sheng's battery car.

Qiao Luoyan's jaw almost dropped to the ground after seeing Han Sheng push out the battery car she was proud of with a proud smile.

"Sister, why don't you say something, this is a lady's battery car!!"

"Nervous, which girl have you seen riding a men's battery car?" Han Sheng rolled his eyes.

"Is the battery car divided into men and women?" Lu Xiao asked puzzled.

"I believe that no man is willing to ride a pink battery car..." The key is that there are stickers of hellokitty all over it. It can't be seen that Han Sheng is in his 20s and still has a girlish heart.

Qiao Luoyan took a step further, and visually measured the size of the battery car, "Can Lu Xiao and I fit together?"

"Look at your luck..." Han Sheng took out his buzzing mobile phone and pressed the answer button, "Hello, Junqi, are you here? Okay, wait for me at the school gate, come right here, see you later. "

"Okay, I'm leaving!" Han Sheng handed the key to Qiao Luoyan, and continued: "If you don't ride, you can find a way to get there."

After finishing speaking, Han Sheng waved his hand and walked away, leaving Lu Xiao and Qiao Luoyan with a hateful back.

Lu Xiao looked at the battery car for a long time, then looked at Qiao Luoyan helplessly, "What should I do?"

"What should I do?" Qiao Luoyan glared at him, "Sit down, I don't want to spend so much money to take a taxi."

In the face of face and money, Qiao Luoyan chose the latter without hesitation.

Qiao Luoyan stepped on the front seat skillfully, nodded his chin towards Lu Xiao, "Come up quickly."

Lu Xiao looked at the palm-sized place behind Qiao Luoyan, sighed helplessly, supported Qiao Luoyan's shoulders and sat up on it, "Ahem, senior, move forward, my butt is still hanging in the air. "

"Go ahead, I'm going to sit on the brakes!" The two of you squeezed me and I squeezed you for a long time, and finally found a decent sitting position, and then Qiao Luoyan started the battery car and started slowly on the road.

Two 1.8-meter tall men squeezed into a pink lady's battery car covered with hellokitty, not to mention how funny they looked, and attracted many people's attention along the way, Lu Xiao felt that his old face was going to be completely humiliated, very Embarrassed, she buried her face on Qiao Luoyan's back.

Qiao Luoyan was so thick-skinned that it didn't matter, and he also knew that Lu Xiao had a thin skin, so he let him go.

The two don't know how ambiguous their current posture looks to outsiders.

Lu Xiao leaned on Qiao Luoyan's broad back, and smelled the smell of Qiao Luoyan's clothes, which were dried by the sun, the smell of sunlight.Lu Xiao never forgot that unique taste even after many years.

After rounds of staring salutes, the two finally left the main city and arrived in the suburbs. There were almost no pedestrians, fewer vehicles passing by, and the air became fresher.

Only then did Lu Xiao tentatively lift his face from Qiao Luoyan's back, carefully looking around like a rabbit about to come out of a hole.

There is a whirring spring breeze in my ears, gentle and unshaven, and there are new catkins on both sides of the road fluttering in the wind. Spring in the south is always pleasant.

Lu Xiao couldn't help but took a deep breath and opened his arms, giving Spring a formal hug.

"It's so boring..." Qiao Luoyan sang at the top of his voice while driving the car, "Little people... the wind is blowing... every day I love being poor and happy... ...Happy soul...you're not serious..."

Lu Xiao felt that the lyrics of this song were completely tailor-made for a dude like Qiao Luoyan.

So under Qiao Luoyan's leadership, Lu Xiao also hummed.

I forgot to mention that Qiao Luoyan's singing on the road and singing in KTV are completely different concepts. Singing on the road is extraordinarily, um, tone deaf, ghostly crying and wolf howling.

The two sang together for a long time, and Lu Xiao felt that he was brainwashed by this song.Due to singing for too long, Lu Xiao felt dry mouth for a while.

"Ah... I want to drink water!!" Lu Xiao tugged at Qiao Luoyan's coat.

"You don't have a shop in front of the village or in the back, where can I find water for you!"

"Ah, my throat is going to smoke!" Lu Xiao said pretending to be serious, he just wanted to see Qiao Luoyan's impatience and helplessness, it was very funny.

"Do you want my saliva!!"

"You want to kiss me?"

"Get lost! Believe it or not, I kicked you out of the car?" After being teased by Lu Xiao, Qiao Luoyan blushed instantly, and couldn't help imagining the taboo scene of kissing with Lu Xiao.His expression became a little distorted. Fortunately, his back was facing Lu Xiao, so he probably wouldn't notice.

No, no, Lao Zhou, a senior gay guy, has already confirmed that he is straight, and all kinds of imaginings about Lu Xiao are just because he has a good relationship with him, a very good buddy, yes!It must be so!

Qiao Luoyan kept comforting himself.

Sitting in the back seat, Lu Xiao could clearly see that Qiao Luoyan's ears were turning red.Lu Xiao pursed his lips and smiled, trying not to make a sound. He never thought that Qiao Luoyan would be so shy when he made a joke.

Because of the joke just now, the two were no longer embarrassed to speak again. They were silent for a while, and suddenly saw a little girl standing by the side of the road not far away.

After the car approached, I saw clearly that it was a very plainly dressed girl who looked about fifteen or sixteen years old, holding a basket of strawberries in her hand.It is probably the little girl who lives nearby and sells the strawberries she just picked on the road to earn some pocket money.

When the little girl saw the pink battery car, she was surprised at first. After all, it was a bit shocking for two men to ride a pink battery car.The little girl's shocked expression stayed on her face for a moment, and then turned into a sweet smile, "Brothers, do you want to buy strawberries?"

The little girl's smile is very sweet and warm, as dazzling as the rapeseed flowers blooming on the roadside.

The little girl's appearance was just right, silently breaking the delicate and awkward atmosphere between Qiao Luoyan and Lu Xiao just now.

Qiao Luoyan jumped off the small battery car and looked at the strawberries in the little girl's basket, they were small and not too pretty.But thinking of Lu Xiao crying for thirst just now, he decided to buy some, "How much is it?"

"Three yuan!" The little girl said with a smile, "I just picked them in the morning, so they are fresh. And these strawberries are grown by ourselves, without any pesticides, and they are guaranteed to be natural and pollution-free!"

"Then... buy some." Qiao Luoyan said.

"How much do you want? For the sake of how handsome the two brothers are, if you buy more, I will give you another catty!"

"You girl, you can really talk!"

Qiao Luoyan took the bagful of strawberries packed by the little girl and threw them into Lu Xiao's arms, and sat back on the battery car. Before starting the car, the little girl waved to them, "I wish you two brothers a happy trip!"

Qiao Luoyan smiled, this little girl is really heart-warming.

The two carried a bagful of fresh strawberries and started on the road again.

Lu Xiao sat in the back, enjoying the spring breeze and eating sweet and sour strawberries, not to mention how pleasant it was.

Of course, while he was comfortable, he didn't forget to reach out his long hand occasionally, groping for Qiao Luoyan's mouth, and stuffing two strawberries into it.

The two of them just ate strawberries one by one, and walked for a long time with the wind blowing.

On the way, I also met Wen Junqi and Han Sheng who were riding a motorcycle, whistling past them, and then Han Sheng turned around and waved at them mockingly, and the motorcycle accelerated and disappeared from sight.

Qiao Luoyan gritted his teeth in hatred, but the speed of the battery car was impossible to catch up with the motorcycle.

Soon, the strawberries were all eaten, and the battery car was gloriously dead.

Qiao Luoyan kicked the wheels of the car, "Fuck, how can senior sister lend me a battery car with no battery?! I have to carry it to the wilderness!?"

"Didn't it run the long road just now?" Lu Xiao touched the front of the car, mourning the innocent little battery in his heart, "Nongjiale is just ahead. Push it over.

Reluctantly, he looked at the farmhouse that could be vaguely seen in the distance.Qiao Luoyan squinted his eyes and looked at the shadow of the farmhouse in front of him, which was not as big as a fingernail. It covers an area of ​​at least 1 square meters, and the ratio of the image to the real object is 2:1.5 million. According to the propagation speed of light, it is 1×150^3 per second... The walking speed of an adult man is about 10 meters per second, plus drag Get on a stationary battery car, the speed will be reduced by one-third, 8 meters per second..."

Lu Xiao looked at Qiao Luoyan in bewilderment as he kept popping out some numbers and scientific terminology like a bewitched man, but Qiao Luoyan muttered about it for 3 minutes without distraction, and said, "So after calculation, we have to walk there. Like 28 minutes to 30 minutes."

"..." Lu Xiao was stunned for a while, and it took a long time before he replied, "Senior, you must be good at mathematics!!"

"Hahaha..." Qiao Luoyan covered his mouth and laughed for a long time, "Hahaha, do you believe this too? Just fooling you!"

When he arrived at Lu Xiao, Qiao Luo was extremely happy, pushing the battery car and walking forward slowly.

Although Lu Xiao knew that Qiao Luoyan was fooling him, he still quietly took out his mobile phone, clicked on the stopwatch function, and prepared to count the time.

The last two reached their destination in 28 minutes and 40 seconds.

Lu Xiao was even more shocked and speechless.

I couldn't help but admire Qiao Luoyan's ability to kill blind cats and kill mice.

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