Qiao Yan Xiao Yu

Han Sheng and Wen Junqi were still clinging to each other at the door of the farmhouse, as if leaving was a parting of life and death, Qiao Luoyan rolled his eyes when he saw it.

"Honey, you can go camping with me, and we'll sleep in the tent together at night!" Han Sheng acted coquettishly, almost hanging on Wen Junqi's thin arms.

This move surprised Lu Xiao, the senior who is usually so tough still has such a tender side?

"Sleeping in a tent together? Are you planning to fight a field battle?" Qiao Luoyan complained out of time.

"Are you here?"

"Senior sister, the sun above your head has been blocked by us for half an hour, did you notice?"

"Heh, I said why the sun is not dazzling anymore."

"Baby, I can't do it. I have an important exam this afternoon. Let's show off alone some other day." Wen Junqi pampered Han Sheng's head.

"That's right, it's better for the two of you to be alone in things like field battles." Qiao Luoyan continued to complain.

"Okay then." Han Sheng pouted, "Come and pick me up tomorrow."

"No problem." Wen Junqi kissed Han Sheng on the forehead.

Qiao Luoyan at the side was aroused with goosebumps.

The two chatted about each other for a long time before Wen Junqi got on his motorcycle and was about to leave. He looked at Qiao Luoyan, who had already petrified, and Lu Xiao, who had a shocked face, and smiled doggedly: "You are Qiao Luoyan." Luo Yan, what happened last time...I'm really sorry, I was too excited and couldn't control it for a while."

"Hehe." Qiao Luoyan sneered with the corners of his mouth pulled.Doesn't he remember those two punches, it's just that he hasn't come out of the disgusting crookedness of the two of them just now.

"Next time I'm free, let me treat you to dinner, okay?"

"Ask me?" Qiao Luoyan raised his head, lowered his eyelids slightly, his eyes were full of contempt.

"Of course, it would be better if this brother would show his face together. There are so many people and it's lively." Wen Junqi turned his head and looked at Lu Xiao.

"Ah?" Lu Xiao was still shocked, and then nodded even more shocked, "Oh, thank you."

"Then I'll take my leave."

After the three of them watched Wen Junqi go away, they slowly walked into the gate of the farmhouse.

Taking advantage of Han Sheng's inattention, Lu Xiao poked Qiao Luoyan with his elbow, "Do you have any grudge against that person?"

"No big grudge." Qiao Luoyan frowned, "It's just a little uncomfortable."

"Then your expression just now was as if he owed you two gold bricks?"

"Eh? Is there any?"

After the three of them walked into the farmhouse, they realized that the farmhouse looked shabby on the surface, but the inside was not much better. Both the restaurant and the guest rooms were decorated very simply.This is a three-storey small western-style building built by local residents by taking advantage of the loose space managed by the remote government in the suburbs. It doesn't hurt to go up.There is also a crystal-clear stream in front of the lawn, where newborn fish can be clearly seen. If it is summer, everyone can jump directly into the stream to swim and catch small fish by the way.

The boss is a middle-aged man in his 40s, with a simple and rustic atmosphere. When he saw someone coming, he immediately greeted him with a smile, "Hey, are you from Mr. Li's journey?"

"Well, Mr. Li hasn't come yet?" Qiao Luoyan asked.

"I haven't come yet. Mr. Li called two days ago and said that he would arrive at about three o'clock today. It's not even two o'clock now."

"It's early." Han Sheng said, "I told you to go to dinner later, you have to go so early!"

"It's all here! What else can I do!" Qiao Luoyan played a rogue.

"It's okay, it's okay, you sit down, I'll pour you tea, if you're bored, play cards for a while."

While the boss was making tea, Han Sheng looked the place up and down.

After the boss brought the tea, Han Sheng frowned and asked, "Do you have tents for rent?"

"Yes, nowadays young people like to go camping very much. They don't sleep in bed, and they like to go to the open-air dam outside to make a floor. I really don't understand." The boss smiled honestly, "In order to make money, I set up a few Tent to meet the needs of your contemporary young people."

Han Sheng glanced at the guest room inside, except for a bed, a bedside table, and a single chair, there was nothing decent, "Your guest room is so shabby, who wants to live in it?"

"Hey, we country people don't have much taste. We think it's fine to have a bed to sleep in. Why do we pursue exquisite decoration, and we don't have the money to do it?"

Seeing this, Qiao Luoyan hurried over to smooth things over, "Senior sister, don't be so aggressive, we are here for camping, we just need a tent, you don't care what the guest room looks like. Come on, let's fight the landlord .”

Lu Xiao didn't know how to fight landlords, Qiao Luoyan talked vividly for a few minutes, Lu Xiao finally nodded in confusion and said that he probably understood.

"Boss, do you have any colored pens?" Han Sheng asked.

"Yes, the kind my younger son uses."

"Can you borrow it from us?"

"Good."

The boss took out the luxurious 64-color crayons that his youngest son regards as his life. Qiao Luoyan picked it up and looked at it enviously, "When I was young, my family only used 12-color crayons, and I dreamed of having a set of 64-color crayons. , 32 colors can be used, the children nowadays are really happy.”

"Now I give you 256 colors, you don't even know how to use it." Han Sheng rolled his eyes, took two colored pens and drew on his hands, "Draw on your face if you lose?"

"Good good!"

So the three of them went to the poker table and started fighting the landlord.

At the beginning, Lu Xiao was a little confused about the direction of the cards, but soon he played with ease. Qiao Luoyan happily felt that it was because of his own teaching, but Han Sheng felt that it was because of Lu Xiao's high IQ.

The more the three of them played, the more excited they became, and they almost forgot that they were still in a remote farmhouse.

More than an hour later, Li Heng and his party arrived late.

Seeing the three people shaking cards excitedly at the poker table, "A 2!"

"Little King!"

"Your Majesty!"

"Wait, four K!"

"Fuck!!!"

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"Who are you?" Li Heng asked calmly, "So excited about playing cards?"

The three of them were so excited that they completely ignored Li Heng's questioning. After the round was over, they felt strange looks from around them. The three of them turned their heads at the same time, causing a burst of laughter, like Zhong Shou's. People with extremely low points have already started to hold their stomachs and almost lie on the ground and roll.

I saw three beards on one side of Han Sheng's face, his nose was still black, and there was a matchmaker's mole the size of a little finger in the middle of his face.

Lu Xiao has an extra eye on his forehead, and looks like Erlang God is alive.

As for Qiao Luoyan, it must be the worst. When he took a sudden look, he could hardly see the original color on his face. Li Heng felt that if he came a few minutes late, Qiao Luoyan could just sneak into the African refugee team.

"You guys came too late, you made me suffer so badly from these two bastards!" Qiao Luoyan was physically and mentally exhausted, ready to shuffle the cards and continue.

"It's because your luck is too bad, you can't catch the king every time." Han Sheng broke the stage, "Finally caught the king, and was killed by four K bombs one after another."

There are not many people coming to the gang gathering today, less than ten people, Li Heng, Xiao Yao, Zhong Shou, Li Peng, Xiao Zhao... plus Qiao Luoyan and the others, there are less than ten people, under the banner of gang gathering , In fact, a few young people came out to exchange feelings.

"Are you ready to barbecue?" Qiao Luoyan dropped the cards in his hand, "I'm going to wash my face."

Lu Xiao followed Qiao Luoyan to the toilet. Han Sheng took out makeup remover from his bag and slowly wiped the graffiti on his face. After rubbing off the powder on his face carelessly, Han Sheng also He silently lowered his head and quietly ran to the toilet.

Lu Xiao only had one eye graffiti on his forehead, which was quickly washed off, while Qiao Luoyan kept rubbing his face with soap like an African black slave like desperately.

Lu Xiao looked at Qiao Luoyan's desperate strength, and was really worried that he would rub off a layer of his skin.

It took several minutes for Qiao Luoyan's face to return to its original state. Because of the excessive rubbing, there was a thin layer of blush on the wheat-colored face.

Walking out of the toilet, before reaching the lawn, I saw three colorful tents in the distance. Qiao Luoyan ran over to look at the tents, "Oh, you guys set up the tents in just one trip to the toilet?"

"The owner's house is actually an automatic tent. It's boring to just set it up casually." Zhong Shou pursed his mouth unhappily, "It's one less fun to put up a tent."

"Isn't it good to have ready-made ones? What a shame."

After Xiao Yao set up the last tent, he spread his hands to the crowd, "Hey, it was planned that we rookies would be able to barbecue after setting up the tent for more than an hour, but the boss's one turned out to be automatic."

Li Peng suggested, "Go play mahjong, the boss has mahjong."

"I just washed my face and lost a layer of skin, come again?"

Zhong Shou tilted his head and laughed at him, "Hey, how old are you, and you are still playing with graffiti on your face, let's play with money!"

"Gambling is bad."

"Small gambling and fun!"

The two girls, Han Sheng and Xiao Zhao, were unwilling to play mahjong, so they tacitly ran to the nearby rapeseed field to play with butterflies with a girlish heart.

After the two girls left, the remaining people couldn't make up two tables of mahjong. Lu Xiao didn't know how to play mahjong, so he had to sit next to Qiao Luoyan to observe. Xiao Yao took the initiative to give up the seat to Li Heng in order to take care of everyone. Turn around the table and observe the cards of the four players.

"Let me tell you, how did you get here when you were a child? I haven't been to the game hall, I don't know how to fight landlords, and I don't know how to play mahjong. Hey..." Qiao Luoyan hurriedly sorted the cards, and sat aside with a sarcasm Lu Xiao who was staring intently.

"Why did you not learn well in childhood?" Lu Xiao mocked.

"What does it mean not to learn well? Playing these games is just adding some spice to a boring life... Hey, wait, Jiu Tiao, I want a bar!! Li Peng, don't draw cards!!" Qiao Luoyan knocked it down and was about to draw cards. Li Peng's hand touched it by himself, "Look at me making a splash...hahahaha...it really is!!"

"whispering sound……"

The three families paid out very unhappy.

Qiao Luo happily picked up some change and stuffed it into Lu Xiao's hands, "Hahaha, it's rare that I'm so lucky!"

They played mahjong until dark before reluctantly giving up. After playing mahjong for so long, Lu Xiao could see some tricks, and helped Qiao Luoyan play a couple of itchy hands in the middle.

This time, Qiao Luoyan was one of the few poker games that ended in profit in his short life.

Winning money is not the point, the point is transshipment.

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