Professional Dreamer [Quick Transmigration]

Well, there is no need to choose, they have been served in one pot.

smile.

It's such a joy.

However, what is going on with these goblins? He is too cruel to let such a weak, pitiful and helpless little rabbit go.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

As soon as Zhu Bajie woke up, he realized that something was wrong. He struggled with his chubby body, trying to wake up Tang Seng beside him, tears almost fell down his eyes.

What is this called? Why are there so many monsters.

"Junior Brother Sha, Junior Brother Sha, wake up."

"Master, master."

"What's your name? Shut up." An impatient voice sounded suddenly, scaring Zhu Bajie into a panic. Looking around in fear, he saw a big cave covered with tiger skin on a table. A chair, a very enchanting woman is lying on the chair.

I want to cry.

To be eaten again.

Because, when he saw the female fairy, he also saw the steamer placed in the center of the cave.

Needless to say, it was definitely used to steam them.

Immediately burst into tears.

"Eldest brother, where are you? If you don't come, we will be eaten by monsters, woohoo, elder brother, elder brother."

Explanation: "..."

What about mourning?

Tired.

He really didn't expect that he, a weak rabbit, would have to worry about a pig.

Hey.

Things are unpredictable.

He stretched out one leg and kicked it hard.

"what."

Zhu Bajie immediately screamed, it hurts so much.

With tears in his eyes, he looked at the rabbit who kicked him, and he was so scared that he even forgot about the goblin in the first seat.

I dare not call anymore.

Stretching out the evil jiojio's excuse, he immediately winked at Zhu Bajie.

Signal him to trick the goblin down.

It's a pity that Zhu Bajie didn't get what he meant, thinking that he was warning him, he shrank himself, and made himself into a ball even more, for fear that he would offend this ferocious rabbit.

too frightening.

Seeing the situation, Jieci winked.

Zhu Bajie continued to shrink himself, becoming even more afraid.

If you don't give up on your excuses, let's hint again.

Zhu Bajie's neck was almost shrinking, he dared not speak and trembled.

Xieci was annoyed, he couldn't hold back, he kicked Zhu Bajie's leg in the air.

The familiar cry sounded successfully.

"Ah, it hurts."

Woooooo...is this rabbit a violent rabbit?

Zhu Bajie was so wronged, why did he keep beating himself, he didn't do anything, so innocent.

The female goblin, who was lying down waiting for the water to boil to cook Tang Seng, was interrupted again and again. She became angry and raised her eyebrows: "I told you to shut up, it's so noisy."

Zhu Bajie shut his mouth in seconds and shrank his head.

Woooooo... The rabbit is vicious, and this monster is also irritable. He is so pitiful. Senior brother, where are you? Come back soon.

"oops."

"what."

Zhu Bajie felt a sudden pain in his leg, and subconsciously opened his mouth.

Xieci waved his short legs and kept slapping on Zhu Bajie's legs.

The endless screams made the lying female fairy very irritable. She turned over and sat up, and walked down angrily. She opened her mouth to curse, and suddenly a white thing jumped up.

The female goblin was taken aback for a moment, and immediately wanted to make a move. As soon as she moved, she felt something hit her face.

He quickly closed his eyes and shook his hands, trying to escape.

Using Zhu Bajie as a pedal, Xieci sprinkled the top-quality crane top that he took out with great effort towards the monster, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

I began to count silently in my heart.

Three, two, one, down.

Huh?

Instead of falling down, the monster opened its eyes. Gradually, the violence inside turned into confusion, and then, it stared at them fixedly.

???

!!!

Did his medicine not work?

He was sure that the goblin had definitely absorbed the powder.

This is a special version that can knock down even demons and ghosts. It doesn't need a strong dose to make the opponent fall. He just wanted to be on the safe side, but if he sprinkled the whole bottle, the effect will only be stronger.

Is it expired?

'...Master, you seem to have taken the wrong bottle. 'The cat cub floating on the side stared at the bottle with a strange expression.

???

Got the wrong bottle?

Jieci subconsciously looked at the small bottle in his paw.

That's right.

The red one, with two cranes drawn on it...wait, two?

Jieci poked his head closer.

"..." The whole rabbit's face froze, what kind of crane is this, it's a mandarin duck.

What he sprinkled just now wasn't some red crest at all, it was a powder of love and affection! ! !

Looking at the female goblin who was already looking at Zhu Bajie, her face was blushing suspiciously.

Jieci silently covered his face.

Excuse me, what should I do if I took the wrong medicine?

Holy monk, I'm sorry for you, you may be about to have many wives of monster apprentices that you can't get rid of.

I just don't know, this apprentice daughter-in-law can live for a few days without being beaten to death by Monkey King.

This is awkward.

Feeling the coldness in his paws, Jieci hurriedly put away the bottle, pretending that he hadn't done anything, squatting on Zhu Bajie's shoulders, looking at the sky and the earth but not seeing that he was already cuddling together, one eyebrow and eyes were tender and tender, one The female goblin and Zhu Bajie were flushed and felt that they were going to ascend to heaven in the next second.

Too hot for the eyes.

Literally.

But no matter how you look at this scene, Zhu Bajie has fallen in love with a great beauty, and it will soon become a good story.

But in the eyes of Tang Seng and Drifting who had just woken up, they were very nervous, scared, and shocked.

This female goblin actually didn't molested me/Master.

On the contrary, he treats the apprentice/Second Senior Brother with a look of deep affection. Isn't this... a bit heavy?

The mood of the two is very complicated.

This is the same as they used to wake up, no.

Seeing that they were awake, Xieci quickly kicked Zhu Bajie.

"Ouch." Zhu Bajie, who was immersed in the beauty's sudden affection for him, couldn't find Bei, and suddenly screamed, and the whole person immediately woke up.

"What are you doing in a daze, the holy monk is still over there, quickly let her untie it." Seeing that Zhu Bajie didn't respond, Jieci kicked him again.

Zhu Bajie's face was distorted by being kicked, woo woo woo, it hurts so much.

Before he could speak, a weak and boneless hand was attached to the place where he was kicked just now, and the beauty in his arms was looking at him worriedly.

"Brother Bajie, is it really painful? I'm going to be in a hurry, I'm going to stop the pain."

!!!

Zhu Bajie's eyes widened suddenly, feeling the hot air blowing on his face, his mind ran away from home again, and his whole body immediately felt ecstatic.

He still didn't forget to murmur back: "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, hehe, hehe..."

Explanation: "..."

Zhu Bajie is lustful, sincerely do not deceive me!

That is.

I don't know if he would still be so rippling when he knew it was a skeleton.

Think about it, it's really miserable.

It was so hard for this beauty to be blind. She fell in love with him, but she couldn't be together. It's so pitiful.

pity.

The fat cub looked puzzled, 'Aren't they doing it?Why not? '

Jieci grinned, and jumped onto Tang Seng's shoulder, "Because, I want to fight pornography." '

"Saint Monk, let him be restrained quickly. If this continues, he will be banned for ten years. What should we do if he is banned? How can we get out?"

"Bajie!" Tang Seng was also shocked, and immediately shouted when he heard the words, his face was full of pain: "How can you be deceived by the goblin, where is your Taoist heart?"

When the female goblin heard that Brother Bajie was accused, her expression became fierce in an instant. That was not an excuse for her eyes being divided a little bit after being tricked just now, and she just ignored it.

But full of killing intent.

Tang Seng was taken aback, but soon stabilized.

He has seen this kind of scene a lot, and it is a routine operation. After all, every goblin who catches him wants to eat him.

got used to.

It was a bit of a surprise that the protagonist was replaced by his second apprentice this time.

Zhu Bajie's mind was sober for a rare moment, he turned around and wanted to admit his mistake to his master, only to find that he was still tied up and couldn't move at all.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Master, I'm not bewitched, it's because I can't move, I'm tied up."

As soon as he finished speaking, the rope on his body disappeared.

Another warm and fragrant nephrite nestled on her body.

"Brother Bajie, I'm sorry I hurt you."

!!!

Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, and he immediately embraced him with both hands faster than his brain.

Feeling being rubbed against his chest, he immediately floated away again.

He, the old pig, unexpectedly encountered such a beautiful thing.

so happy.

Jieci looked at Zhu Bajie with a rippling face, and sighed softly, this guy is really not afraid of what the golden cudgel feels like.

"Second Senior Brother, wake up and untie Master and me first." Sand Monk couldn't stand it any longer, and shouted.

If things go on like this, there will really be a colored scene as Xie Shizhu said.

Aren't you afraid to wait for the senior brother to come back and just wave a stick at him?

It's a pity that Zhu Bajie, who is obsessed with beauty and cannot extricate himself, doesn't listen to other people's words at all.

Seeing this, Jieci raised his paw, put it to his mouth, and shouted at Zhu Bajie: "Monkey King is here."

"What? Eldest brother is here, where is it, where is it." Zhu Bajie woke up suddenly, pushed the person in his arms away, and looked around nervously.

Jieci patted his paws, and said in a faint voice, "If you don't untie your master and junior brother, he will really come."

Zhu Bajie looked at a certain rabbit with grievances, and dared not speak out.

Go over and untie the rope for your master and junior.

Just untied, listened to him again.

"By the way, let that elf in your family who was accidentally blind prepare us something to eat. I'm starving to death." After speaking, he felt that what he had just shown did not match his cute, weak and helpless person. , Remedy: "The holy monk must be tired after tossing for so long. There are chairs over there. Let's sit down and rest first."

Speaking of this, he sighed: "Hey, if it wasn't for my spiritual power being sealed and unable to help you, why did the holy monk suffer such grievances? Tutu is really too weak and useless."

Zhu Bajie:! ! !

Are you still weak?

I couldn't help touching the place on my body that was kicked before and now still hurting, feeling scared.

Tang Seng shook his head kindly at Jieci when he heard the words: "It's not the fault of Xie Shizhu. Don't blame yourself for Xie Benefactor. If Xie Benedict doesn't mind, when that stubborn apprentice of Pindao comes back, Pindao will ask him to show Xie Benedict if he can do it." Unlock the seal of the donor."

"That's really thanks to the holy monk." Jieci immediately thanked him with bright eyes.

Then he directed Zhu Bajie to ask the female fairy to deliver food to them.

The goblin cave is good, there are many things with aura.

Jieci squatted on the throne of the banshee, with a large non-poisonous apple in his left paw, and a piece of freshly made pastry in his right paw, his beard curled up when he ate it, and he was very happy.

"Come on, little demon, bring me a glass of water." Xieci shouted down, feeling very refreshed.

Tang Seng took Zhu Bajie away to teach him, Drifting was afraid that the female goblin would get out of control, so he accompanied Tang Seng, and the female goblin followed her lover every step of the way. Now, he is the biggest.

Happy.

Just as he was eating deliciously and thinking well, Monkey King rushed in angrily with a golden cudgel on his shoulders.

He opened his mouth and said, "Monster, hand over my master quickly."

Xieci was taken aback and looked subconsciously.

Sun Wukong also happened to look.

The four eyes met like this.

Sun Wukong was taken aback for a moment, then his face changed.

In the goblin cave, the rabbit is on the king's throne, and there is a little goblin serving tea in front of him, and all kinds of spiritual fruits and food are placed around him, and he eats deliciously and feels very comfortable.

What does this mean?

Explain that this is his own territory.

Immediately, his eyes became angry: "Well, you rabbit monster, you are really trying to get my master's idea, and hand over my master quickly."

!!!

Explanation: I am not I did not stop talking nonsense.

The author has something to say: Sun Wukong: Let’s just say that this rabbit is bad, now I caught him doing it, proud of it.

Explanation: ...I can't explain clearly...it's strange.

He opened his mouth and shouted: Holy Monk, help, the Great Sage is going to kill Tutu.

Sun Wukong:? ? ?Hey, hey, I haven't waved my stick yet, so don't touch the great sage of porcelain to kill you.

Explanation: Then if you don’t kill me, you like me~

Monkey King: ...I just want to eat you.

The fat cub's eyes shine: which one to eat?

Sun Wukong: You are not right, go away!No date!

感谢在2021-06-0220:39:27~2021-06-0317:37:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of quicksand with one finger;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!