Professional Dreamer [Quick Transmigration]

I clearly hit your mind, okay?

"Eat me with a stick."

Monkey King roared and rushed towards Jieci.

Xieci's ears trembled, it was too scary, he was shocked after eating the spirit fruit, he drank the spirit tea slowly, and then took a bite of the pastry.

It's terrible, Bunny is scared.

Sun Wukong landed a stick next to the rabbit, squatting in front of him, staring dissatisfiedly at the white rabbit that was still eating, and stretched out his hand to poke his ear.

"Hey, didn't you see that the Great Sage is about to hit you? You should hide for a while and give me some reaction."

It's boring for him to sing a one-man show alone.

Jieci raised his eyes, continued to eat the spiritual fruit in his hand, and said very calmly: "I'm so scared."

Sun Wukong: "..."

"You are too perfunctory."

Xie Ci thought for a while, and said, "Ah, Dasheng, don't come here, I'm afraid, blah blah..."

Sun Wukong: "..."

"You are too fake, can't you be more serious?"

The excuse of gnawing on the spirit fruit immediately gave him a rabbit's eyes, and he was very speechless: "Why do you ask so much, I'm just a weak and pitiful rabbit."

Sun Wukong immediately rolled his eyes back, "You, weak? Heh... Come on, I don't know you yet."

"Oh." Jieci rabbit had a cold face and continued to eat, not wanting to talk to this showy monkey who disturbed him while eating.

When this guy rushed in just now, he was really surprised.

When he blamed himself angrily, he was also taken aback.

When he rushed towards him, he was almost confused by him. If he didn't feel the murderous aura of this guy, he wouldn't be bothered to act with him.

Sun Wukong was dissatisfied, "Hey, you rabbit, you are small, but you have a big temper. Believe it or not, you will eat stir-fried rabbit meat tonight."

Xie Ji looked up at him abruptly.

Sun Wukong is proud, now he is afraid and asks for forgiveness.

however.

Jieci gave him a disdainful look, and then shouted to the back: "Holy monk, holy monk, help, the great sage bullied me, holy monk, holy monk."

The heart-piercing sound shocked even Monkey King who heard it.

Quickly jumped two steps away from him, pointed at him, and before he could speak, Tang Seng walked out quickly with two apprentices and a female fairy, and began to preach to Monkey King.

"Wukong, what are you doing, why are you bullying the benefactor again? Where have I forgotten the teachings of the teacher before, saying that we cultivators should be merciful, not bullying the weak, not wanton killing, not uttering wild words, No..."

Monkey King immediately covered his head, his face full of pain.

He hates being nagged the most.

Depressedly stared at the culprit.

The spirit fruit in Xieci's paw has been changed, and he is eating it with great relish.

Meeting his gaze, he grinned.

Sun Wukong: "..."

Just say that this rabbit is not cute at all, there is a reason why he doesn't like rabbits.

too dark.

Sun Wukong didn't think much about why he always felt that he didn't like rabbits and was very upset, but he never really did it, instead he often teased him.

If it had been a different person, he would have started beating him long ago.

Even if the other party is not contaminated with bloody aura, but still has fairy aura, he will never be like this.

"Wukong, do you remember?"

Jieci immediately raised his paw and replied for Monkey King: "Holy Monk, the Great Sage must not have remembered it. You are saying it twice more. I just think it is very beautiful and deeply touched. I want to listen to it and pay my respects to the Holy Spirit." The glory of the monk."

Fat Cub: '...'

Sun Wukong: "..."

Zhu Bajie: "..."

Drifting: "..."

You are afraid that it is poisonous, but it is pleasant to hear and deeply touched. Come, become a monk, and become a Buddha immediately.

What kind of brilliance is there? I think you want to be tainted with the brilliance of Brother Hou's golden cudgel.

Zhu Bajie slandered inwardly.

"Master, it's getting late, since the elder brother is here, why don't we pack up and start our journey." Drifting acted as a regulator, and said hastily.

He was afraid that when the master really did it again, he would be angry with the elder brother.

Monkey King also nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, master, let's talk about it another day, and leave this goblin cave first."

Then he glared at the provocative thief rabbit and gritted his teeth.

Jieci grinned not to be outdone, and fought him a little bit tenderly.

When he is full, find a chance to give him some affectionate noodles, hehe...

This rabbit will ride on your head from now on!

Domineering!

'...' The fat cub was silent for two seconds, but he still couldn't help breaking his master's beautiful fantasy: 'Master, move your noble eyeballs and look aside. '

Jieci looked over subconsciously.

A beautiful woman is in love with a fat pig with big ears and a round belly.

"..."

OK, he remembered.

His medicine was contributed to these two.

unwise.

It was rare for Sun Wukong to see depression on the rabbit's face, and he followed suit curiously.

Happy.

"Hey, old pig, have you changed your taste? Are you in love with skeletons?"

?

"What skeleton?" Zhu Bajie was taken aback.

Tang Seng also looked at Monkey King suspiciously.

Sun Wukong was also unambiguous, and struck directly with a stick. The fast female fairy had no chance to dodge. She was hit by the stick abruptly, and immediately took off the outer layer of skin, revealing the white bones inside.

With a crash, it broke to the ground.

Zhu Bajie was terrified, jumped up behind Tang Seng, and yelled: "Master, master, there are goblins, woo woo woo, it's so scary, so scary."

Tang Seng: "..."

"Idiot, you're so funny, you're full of goblins, and goblins, are you a pig's brain?" Sun Wukong rolled his eyes repeatedly, really stupid.

Zhu Bajie felt aggrieved, he groaned and retorted: "Brother Monkey, this is me."

"What is it?" Sun Wukong asked angrily.

"Pig brain." Xieci kindly helped him to solve his doubts, and by the way, gave him a gloating expression.

Sun Wukong: "..."

Bangzi is ready to move, wanting to kill pigs and eat rabbits.

Jieci ignored him, recruited Zhu Bajie, packed up all the unfinished food, and after searching the goblin cave, he squatted in Tang Seng's hat and waved his hairy paw.

Heading towards Tianzhu.

With the cheating rabbit of Jieci, the four masters and apprentices did not go wrong, and soon arrived outside the city.

"Hey, master, where is there a farmhouse, let's go to stay overnight." Zhu Bajie saw a faint light flickering not far in front of him with sharp eyes, and hurriedly encouraged him.

He doesn't want to live in the wild at all, and he has to watch the night, and there are mosquitoes, so he doesn't sleep well at all.

Pig life is tough.

Tang Seng also thought it was good, nodded, "Then tonight, our master and apprentice will stay here."

As soon as Zhu Bajie agreed, he ran towards the farmhouse.

Excitedly followed up with Yun from Guadain.

Xie Ci was not interested in this at first, but when he approached the farmhouse, the rabbit frowned slightly and moved his nose.

It seems to be the smell of rabbits, a lot.

Standing up, looking around, he met the eyes of a certain monkey, who raised his chin towards him, motioning him to look at the backyard.

But his position was blocked, he couldn't see anything, so he just jumped onto Sun Wukong's shoulder boldly, poked his hairy head to look inside.

A dozen listless rabbits were kept in a small cage.

One of them was dying.

"Do you want me to let them all go?" Sun Wukong poked the furry rabbit squatting on his shoulder, looking so focused, he must be sad.

Same kind.

Jieci was unsteady from being poked, staggered, and grabbed his hair to stabilize himself.

pissed.

He raised his paw and was about to hit him. The farm owner who was talking to Tang Seng over there looked over and found him, and suddenly realized: "So you, the holy monk, are also going to sacrifice rabbits."

???

Offer a rabbit?

What rabbit to offer?

"Amitabha, monks are merciful and don't kill. Why did the almsgiver say that?" Tang Seng performed a Buddhist ceremony with doubts on his face.

The farmer's owner is a simple man, and he didn't hide anything. He said bluntly: "I saw that you brought rabbits, and I thought you were also going to present rabbits to the princess."

"Previously, His Majesty ordered that the princess loves rabbits very much, so that all parts of the country will send rabbits to the capital. Anyone who sends rabbits will be rewarded, so now everyone is sending rabbits to the city."

Jieci rabbit raised his head, meditating.

Does the princess of Tianzhu like rabbits?

Doesn't he like rabbits?

He hasn't even got a rabbit yet, how can a princess who likes rabbits accept rabbits.

Hey, that's not right, the princess pretending to be a jade rabbit doesn't have the plot of hunting rabbits all over the country.

"Since you are not going to offer a rabbit, then you must not bring this rabbit into the city. If you want to bring it in, you must not be discovered, otherwise the officers and soldiers will force you to leave."

"In the city, no rabbits are allowed except for the rabbits that were brought in. Once they are found, they will be taken away, and those that cannot be taken away will be killed on the spot."

The farm owner explained to them seriously, looking a little regretful at the sight of the explanation.

If such a beautiful rabbit is also given to the palace, the princess will definitely be able to choose it, and maybe she will get a big reward.

The explanation is even more wrong.

There is absolutely no such plot in Journey to the West.

Could it be that because of his temporary escape, a butterfly effect appeared, and that princess started to add drama to her family?

Entering the wing room, Xie Ci hadn't figured out why yet, when Zhu Bajie asked a question, he stopped thinking about it.

"Then shall we bring this rabbit with us tomorrow?"

"Of course I will." Sun Wukong replied immediately, full of righteous words: "Although this little rabbit is hateful, but it is all the way, how can we leave him?"

Xieci immediately raised his head to look at him, his rabbit face moved.

"You are so kind, Great Sage."

For the time being, I will forgive you for poking me before, and wait until tomorrow to continue to hold grudges.

Sun Wukong raised his head and chest: "Of course, who is this great sage, and Monkey King, the great sage Equaling Heaven."

Explanation: "..."

Narcissistic monkey.

But Tang Seng was very satisfied, looking at his naughty apprentice with satisfaction, "Wukong, you have grown up, it's good, you really listened to the teacher's words, I am very pleased as a teacher."

"?" Sun Wukong blinked, what was he talking about?

No matter who he is, he agrees first, with a smile: "It should be, what the master said is correct, and the disciple naturally wants to listen."

Tang Seng was moved.

When had he been so obedient and sensible as a villain.

It can be educated, it can be educated.

Tang Seng felt that he finally had a sense of accomplishment, which was not easy.

I couldn't help but patted Monkey King on the shoulder, and said to the other two disciples, "You must learn from your elder brother in the future."

Zhu Bajie: "..."

What can I learn from him?Does Xue quarrel with you every day?

Drifting indeed nodded obediently, "It's Master."

Tang Seng looked at Drifting Monk very softly, and this disciple is not bad.

Tang Seng maintained a good mood all night, and when he went outside the city gate the next day, he was still smiling. He really wished he could reach the west in no time.

Let the Buddha see the results of his enlightenment.

Although there was still the second disciple who slipped through the net, the eldest and third disciples were enough to make up for it.

"There are a lot of people." Zhu Bajie, who had no idea that his master thought he was a problem apprentice, looked at the city gate full of people, a little timid.

"Junior Brother Sha, you go."

Sun Wu gave him a blank look: "Coward."

Seeing the girl running faster than anyone else, I was scared and ashamed at this time.

Zhu Bajie snorted twice, but refused.

Tang Seng sighed again, his second disciple was really hopeless.

He stepped forward and handed the customs clearance document to the idle gatekeeper, "Amitabha, the poor monk is Tang Xuanzang who traveled from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures. Please help me to tell the lord of your country to allow us to see him." .”

The officers and soldiers guarding the gate glanced and stretched out their hands.

?

Tang Seng was taken aback.

What does it mean?

"Entrance fee, one tael per person." The soldier thought, those who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty must have money.

Before Tang Seng could speak, Zhu Bajie quit first. He had no money, and he still wanted their money, just dreaming.

Pointing to the people who went in one by one over there, he said dissatisfiedly, "Why don't they give money."

"They came to present a rabbit to the princess."

Hearing this, Sun Wukong took the rabbit off his shoulders and brought it in front of the officers and soldiers. He smiled and said, "Actually, we are also here to present the rabbit to the princess."

The offered rabbit explained:? ? ?

The author has something to say: Explanation: I was surprised!happiness!

Sun Wukong: Then thank me (*￣︶￣)

Explanation: huh...