Professional Dreamer [Quick Transmigration]

Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, and silently gave his elder brother a thumbs up.

As expected of you, Brother Monkey.

Well done!

He hurriedly agreed: "Yes, yes, we are also here to present a rabbit to the princess. Look at how hairy and shiny this rabbit is, how unique it is. Only such a rabbit is worthy of the princess."

Explanation: "..."

Although you are praising me, I'm sorry, but you still have to be recorded in my notebook.

And a certain monkey.

Good guy.

I really call it a good guy.

I thought you really felt that there were not many of them. Feelings are waiting for me here, okay, very good.

Keep a grudge and arrange it in a small book.

After entering the city, they will come to settle accounts slowly, and none of them will even try to escape.

"Then you go in." The soldier looked at the rabbit with some regrets, and no longer asked for tolls.

Sun Wukong hugged the rabbit and entered the city with a smile.

"Are you happy?" Jieci Rabbit squinted, looking at the monkey who still had a smile on his face, and asked quietly.

Sun Wukong nodded, "Of course."

Bullying you can not be happy?

They were all overjoyed.

"Heh..." Jieci sneered, and his three-petal mouth grinned, "Then I'll make you happier."

?

"Are you going to stew yourself to cheer me up?" Monkey King raised his eyebrows, "That's not necessary, I don't kill." The conversation changed, and he said with great interest: "But you can change the way, for example, give me a massage ,Find me a baby, listen to me, let me order, how, am I very kind.”

"...That's true, it's a pity." Xieci was silent for a while, and nodded his head in agreement.

"What's a pity?" Sun Wukong was taken aback, what's the pity?

Xieci smiled, and listened to the bustle coming from ahead, his tone was brisk: "It's a pity that I'm not kind."

A struggle jumped out of Monkey King's hand, jumped onto Zhu Bajie's head, and kicked him.

"Go, join in the fun."

Zhu Bajie groaned, not daring to be negligent, and hurriedly ran forward.

Heart sad.

Why did this rabbit always trouble him.

Obviously he didn't do anything this time, if he wanted to bully, he would go to his elder brother, so angry, but the pig dared not say it.

Zhu Bajie ran away, and Tang Seng and the others could only keep up.

Before Sun Wukong understood the words of the excuse, he felt that someone was watching him.

Looking up, on a tall building not far away, a masked woman was looking at the group of them.

"How is it? Does it look good? The princess of Tianzhu, the most beautiful woman in Tianzhu."

Xieci didn't know when he leaned over, and said to him with a smile.

Monkey King tilted his head, "What does it have to do with the Great Sage?"

Xieci smiled without saying a word, and looked towards the high platform again, seeing the princess taking the red hydrangea from her maid, her eyes fell on their side, and there was a flash of slyness and gloom in her eyes.

This princess is really adding drama to herself.

But this play is beautiful.

"Big brother, big brother, throw a hydrangea ball to invite relatives." Zhu Bajie was immediately excited, he knew this well.

Don't excuse your excuses, just squeeze in spontaneously.

It was only after a few sprints that he was pulled back.

"Hey, idiot, you still want to grab it. I'm afraid you have forgotten the master."

Sun Wukong was very speechless, what's so good about this woman, why can't this idiot lose control every time, can't he grow his brain?

Is it really pig brain?

Oh, forgot again, indeed.

Zhu Bajie's enthusiasm was extinguished in an instant, and his invisible big ears collapsed.

Eldest brother is too bad, how could he expose such a cruel thing so ruthlessly.

We can't let him grab it.

"Wukong Wuneng, it's getting late, let's go into the palace first." Under the protection of Drifting Monk, Tang Seng squeezed to the two of them with a bad complexion.

Zhu Bajie suddenly raised his head, trying to grab the hydrangea dream, and it was all over.

Sun Wukong looked indifferent, he was not interested in this.

As he was about to leave, something red flew over in front of his eyes.

The conditioned reflex is to swing a stick, and at the moment when the thing is about to be smashed, a soft spiritual power wraps around the opponent, pulls it quickly, and before Monkey King can react, it crashes straight into his arms.

The streets were quiet.

The air is also stagnant.Countless pairs of eyes looked straight over.

"Big brother, you, you, you..." Zhu Bahuan hugged his brother Monkey, his eyeballs almost fell out.

Xieci, who was squatting on his shoulders, immediately raised his short paws, and patted them exaggeratedly, "Congratulations to the great saint, congratulations to the great saint, it's a happy marriage, how about it, are you happy or surprised?" , are you happy soon?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

He understood what the White Rabbit meant when he said it's a pity that I'm not kind.

Ah...

"Great Sage, don't be dumbfounded, the princess has already seen it, don't feel embarrassed, and you don't need to thank me, who told you to treat me so well, I've always been a kind person, and I will never delay , how, this beautiful wife is not bad."

Jieci continued to sprinkle salt on Sun Wukong's nerves, with two long rabbit ears moving around, extraordinarily cheerful.

Him.

Has always been vindictive.

I also especially like to report on the spot, hehe.

"Great Sage, come on, come on, show your Monkey King's arrogance, charge up, and take him down, I'm optimistic about you." Jieci kept urging, his eyes full of gloating.

Sun Wukong looked at the red hydrangea in his bosom and chuckled, "I didn't expect you, a rabbit, to adore and love this great sage so much, and I was so worried about this great sage. Since you are so considerate of this great sage, I will How can the Great Sage not return the gift, the Great Sage has decided to take good care of you."

???

Jieci blinked his rabbit eyes, what is it?

He takes care of himself?

"Don't worry, the Great Sage will definitely arrange the best place for you." Monkey King smiled very meaningfully.

Explanation: "..."

He had a bad feeling.

"Idiot, do you want to marry the princess?" Sun Wukong asked Zhu Bajie who kept staring at the hydrangea in his arms.

Zhu Bajie nodded immediately.

Think, he thinks too much.

That princess looks really good.

he likes.

Sun Wukong grabbed the hydrangea ball and threw it over, "here, here you are."

Zhu Bajie, who was stuffed with a red and festive hydrangea all of a sudden, his eyes widened.

This this...

Is there such a good thing?

he can!

He can do it!

He will!

A few more times and he's fine!

"Thank you, Brother Monkey, you are so kind to me, Brother Monkey, you are my real brother." Zhu Bajie quickly hugged the hydrangea ball, smiling like a [-]-year-old fool.

Sun Wukong patted him on the shoulder, "Since I am your brother, I will help you prepare the dowry." He slipped past the white rabbit, "Well, you will give him to the princess later, the princess will definitely like it." , and then promise to marry you."

Explanation:!

Tutu couldn't believe it, Tutu couldn't believe it, Tutu couldn't believe it.

Do monkeys' brains turn so fast?

Is the monkey brain so smart?

Seeing that he was looking at the monkey who was so proud of him, the dead fish heheed twice, "Stinky monkey, you are dead."

This hatred has doubled.

"What are you talking about, Dasheng, I am still alive and ready to eat my junior brother's wedding wine." Sun Wukong was in a good mood, his mouth almost grinning to the back of his head.

Jieci sneered: "Haven't you heard that some people are actually dead when they are alive?"

Without waiting for him to answer after speaking, he kicked his hind legs and turned to Tang Seng, his rabbit's eyes watered, and he complained with tears in his eyes.

"Holy Monk, what did I do wrong? Why doesn't the Holy Monk like me?" Sobbing twice, he wiped his eyes crying, "I know I'm weak, I can't help you, and I'm a drag on you, Holy Monk, I'm sorry, I Leave later, please help me beg the Great Sage, don't send me away, I'm afraid, woo woo woo..."

Two short front paws hugged his short legs, curling up into a ball.

It was only the size of a palm, so it would directly become a small ball.

Looking so weak, pitiful and helpless, it is especially pitiful.

Before Tang Seng recovered from the hydrangea's shock, he felt distressed by the excuses. He quickly took the little rabbit from Monkey King, held it in his palm, and softly comforted him.

"It's the poor man's fault that the benefactor is not afraid. He doesn't dare to have the poor monk around."

"Bad man, look at the good deeds you have done, why don't you apologize to the benefactor quickly, how did the teacher teach you, don't bully the weak at will, especially the benefactor is kind to us, you not only don't know how to repay, but also bully like this He, you really disappointed the teacher."

Tang Seng was very angry, why did he think that the stone monkey had changed before.

Learned well?

This is clearly unchanged.

unacceptable.

"If you continue like this, when will you become a Buddha?"

Sun Wukong, who was educated again when he was caught off guard, became numb.

Come again and again.

In fact, he doesn't care at all whether he becomes a Buddha or not, isn't it good to live freely in the world?

how happy.

When you are free, go to the alchemy stove of the Taishang Laojun. When you are hungry, you go to the peach garden of the Queen Mother. When you are tired, you go to sleep on the moon. Avalokitesvara drank some nectar, and went to chat with the Jade Emperor Buddha when she was bored, what a refreshing day.

Hey.

It's a pity that these mortals don't understand him.

"Wukong! I'm talking to you, are you listening?" Tang Seng looked at the apprentice who didn't know where he was wandering, and became even more angry.

Sun Wukong quickly returned to his mind, glanced at the excited rabbit and almost took out the melon seeds, perfunctory said: "I am listening, I am listening, what the master said is right, I will change it in the future."

When Tang Seng heard this, his heart finally calmed down.

However, he still issued a warning: "Don't let me see you bullying Master Xie again."

"Yes, yes." Sun Wukong quietly rolled his eyes, he bullied that rabbit, hehe...

That rabbit elf is going to die, who can bully him.

If I didn't see this, I will give you revenge in the next second.

I really want to eat rabbit meat.

It must be delicious.

Xieci keenly sensed that Sun Wukong's eyes were wrong, he stared at him, and was about to say something, when he saw a person walking not far away, he immediately shut his mouth and pretended to be an ordinary rabbit.

Monkey King was surprised, but he didn't say anything, just staring at the person coming.

Princess Su'e of Tianzhu came slowly with a few maids and guards, glanced at the rabbit in Tang Monk's hand, flashed a look of disgust, then changed into a smile, and gave him a blessing: "Holy Monk, since you received it The hydrangea of ​​this princess, then you are the husband-in-law of this princess, go into the palace with this princess."

Zhu Bajie holding a hydrangea:? ? ?

excuse me.

I am so big, and this red hydrangea is so conspicuous, do you have bad eyesight?

Sun Wukong almost didn't laugh out loud, looking at his junior brother sympathetically, it's too miserable.

Jieci also quietly covered his face.

Not very lethal, but extremely insulting.

Pitiful.

Tang Seng also looked embarrassed, "Amitabha, the monks are not close to women, and I hope Her Royal Highness will forgive me, and it is not that the poor monk received the hydrangea from Her Royal Highness, but I also ask the princess to choose another husband. The poor monk who received the hydrangea ball apprentice."

Tang Seng clearly refused, but Su'e acted as if she didn't hear him at all, she stepped forward and took his hand, and then raised her hand indistinctly, trying to brush Xie Ci away.

Sun Wukong stared at her all the time, and when he saw this, he immediately slipped the little rabbit from his master's hand, and stared coldly at Princess Tianzhu with a stern expression on his face.

When Su'e saw that the rabbit was taken away, a look of displeasure flashed across her face, she met Monkey King's eyes, and quickly dodged away.

He hugged Tang Seng's hand, and smiled coquettishly: "Why should the holy monk refuse like this? This princess will not hinder your path of cultivation. Don't worry, since you are arranged for this princess by heaven, this princess will marry a chicken and follow along with you." A chicken marries a dog and follows the dog."

Zhu Bajie: "..."

Hey, princess, can I trouble you to open your eyes and see the world.

The hydrangea is in my hand.

Am I an invisible pig?

Can't even see me?

So angry.

Jieci once again sympathized with Zhu Bajie.

This guy is really miserable.

You don't even deserve to have a lens.

Tang Seng felt a little helpless when Su'e approached, and hurriedly tried to break free, but Su'e was too strong to break free at all.

Su'e didn't intend to let Tang Seng break away, and didn't even want to listen to his rejection, so she just dragged him away.

"Holy Monk, let's go to the palace to see the father. You are also going to see the father, isn't it just right?"

Tang Seng paused when he heard the words. They really wanted to enter the palace to meet the king of Tianzhu and ask him to stamp the customs clearance documents.

That way they can pass.

Zhu Bajie watched helplessly as Princess Tianzhu dragged his master away, holding a bright red hydrangea ball, suspicious of Zhu Sheng.

Obviously he should be held by the princess.

It hurts the pig too much.

Why should it be treated so differently?

Is he not worthy?

Chasing after her with a sad face, he felt that for the sake of his daughter-in-law, he could still save her.

Sun Wukong fell back slowly, looked at the little rabbit that he put on his shoulder, couldn't hold back, and laughed: "Aren't you very capable, why did you almost get hurt by a weak woman just now?"

Expelling the dead fish, the monkey whose scars were healed and forgot the pain, said coolly: "Holy monk, the great sage..."

Monkey King quickly covered his mouth, gnashing his teeth all over his face: "Do you dare not complain, are you a child?"

Jieci looked at him innocently with a rabbit face, shook off his hand, and said in a sweet voice: "Don't dare."

After all, he is inconvenient to move now.

We can only find another way.

But don't say it.

It's cool to complain for a while, and it's cool to keep complaining!

happy.

Sun Wukong knot.

This white rabbit is really disgusting.

Sooner or later he would buy a bucket of paint and paint his white coat black.

Let everyone know that this is a black-hearted rabbit, very special and hateful.

Seeing Sun Wukong deflated, Xieci shook his short tail and opened his three-petal mouth.

Fight him.

It's still tender.

Humph.

Oh, right.

Jieci remembered something, and patted the free mount under him: "Stinky monkey, that princess, don't you think something is wrong."

Sun Wu was stupefied, and when he heard the words, he suddenly said in a strange way: "You are so powerful, so capable, but you haven't noticed it yet, aren't you a spirit rabbit?"

Explanation: "..."

"Holy Monk..."

"How could you do this?" Sun Wukong was speechless.

Xieci's rabbit eyes turned: "There are not many tricks, as long as it works."

Obviously, his trick works.

Sun Wukong was depressed, he stared at the rabbit on his shoulder, and nodded aggrievedly: "Go into the palace and have a look."

The author has something to say: Zhu Bajie: Why is it always me who gets hurt┭┮﹏┭┮

Excuse the rabbit's paw and slap the pig's head: mourning.

Sun Wukong patted the pig's shoulder: Accept your fate.

Zhu Bajie cried loudly, it was too miserable, he was really too miserable.

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Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of quicksand; 3 bottles of Qianya;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!