After breaking up, I still dump all sentient beings [Rebirth]

Three days later, unable to withstand Lan Muyu's repeated pleading and coquetry, Li Ruonan finally restored the LED displays in those shopping malls to normal.

The effect of this publicity is also very obvious. Numerous media and marketing accounts took to the battle one after another to broadcast the news, which made Lan Muyu's fans on Weibo surge again. At the same time, she and Fu Qian's new movie It created a wave of momentum, directly omitting the promotional expenses in the early stage of filming, and attracted many investors.

However, Fu Qian tactfully rejected the investors' good intentions one by one. After all, he has accumulated a lot of funds in his hands over the years, and Lan Muyu himself also intends to invest.Fu Qian didn't know whether the investment Lan Muyu mentioned was from herself or Li Ruonan, but it was still welcome.

The crew has already decided, and in the remaining gap period, the variety show that Lan Muyu will participate in has also been officially finalized by Ling Shan.

"Let's go, Pikachu!" "The official Weibo of the program group updated a picture with the text: [The guests of the new episode are already in place, guess who is going to set off with us? 】

The figure in the picture is relatively blurred. After using the special effects, only the black figure can be seen. The figure is relatively lazy, and he slightly raises his head to look at the night sky. reverie.

On Weibo, it was like a calm sea with wind and waves rolling up, and there was a climax in an instant.

[My God, I recognized who this person was at the first sight, the sense of familiarity came over my face, Mumu, are you finally coming out for business? 】

[Ling Shan has never let me down, woo woo woo I really like this variety show, I've watched it for several years. 】

[Isn't it just to participate in a reality show, can you fans stop making such a fuss? 】

[If your idol doesn't usually participate in activities, can you not be excited about a reality show after all, no, I have to go and calm down. 】

"Let's Go, Pikachu! "is a life-oriented program that has emerged in the past two years, but it will give the guests a theme in each episode, and often because of the program group's tricks and inhumanity, the shooting effect is also excellent, which is warm and refreshing. People can't help but want to laugh.

Not long after the program group’s Weibo was posted, the trending searches on the program group, other resident guests, and Lan Muyu quickly accounted for half of the hot searches on the hot search list, while the other half was facing the trending searches below. is at risk due to the number of quick views.

"Let's go, Pikachu! "The weekly start of the broadcast will cause a lot of heated discussions. Netizens have already aroused heated discussions about Lan Muyu's joining, even if they haven't seen the finished film.

The popularity on the Internet did not affect Lan Muyu. After Ling Shan had finalized the flying guest for her, Lan Muyu played the previous seasons of "Let's Go, Pikachu!" "I read them all.

In the previous seasons, the variety show was relatively relaxed and the overall atmosphere was relatively active, but Lan Muyu didn't expect that after participating, Lan Muyu knew that this year's new season had a new director, which was quite different from what she had imagined.

The moment I saw the director, the director was very happy to draw a big cake for Lan Muyu: "Come to our show, just relax, if you have any troubles, the resident guests will do it for you, and the flying guests are here Enjoy life."

This is similar to what Ling Shan explained before, eat and drink like a beautiful vase, as long as you keep a low profile and build a good relationship with the guests, don't cause trouble, the recording is not difficult.

Lan Muyu greeted the director with a smile, and at the same time met another flying male guest - Ji Chao.Ji Chao and Lan Muyu are alumni, a few years older than Lan Muyu. After graduation, he did not enter the entertainment industry but went abroad to study jewelry design. During his stay abroad, he was spotted by a luxury brand and participated in acting. A big show and became popular.

After Ji Chao returned to China, he attracted a large number of fans by virtue of his rich second-generation personality and his own education.And Ji Chao has joined the variety show in the previous episode. This is his second episode of recording. In order to let Lan Muyu get acquainted first, the director team arranged for two flying guests to get to know each other first.

After the staff left, Ji Chao took the initiative to hand over a bottle of juice sponsored by the program group to Lan Muyu, and sighed: "I didn't guess it when I read Weibo at the time, but I didn't expect that the flying guest today was a student Sister you."

Lan Muyu was a little puzzled, but she still replied politely: "I heard about the senior in school, but it's a pity that I was a few years too late to witness the demeanor of the senior."

"It's only been a year since you debuted, and after you've only made two movies, you can come to a variety show that gathers first-line stars. It seems that the director likes you very much." Seeing that Lan Muyu didn't answer, Ji Chao unscrewed the bottle cap and drank He took a sip, "Oh look at my memory, I almost forgot the backer of my junior, and I don't know what tricks my junior used to make people like Li Ruonan care so much?"

As soon as Ji Chao said this, the staff on the side immediately went to ask the director outside the door if they wanted to continue filming.The director didn't want to cause trouble and ordered the staff to back out.

If it's just on the show, the program team can embarrass the artist in any way, but if other things are involved, the program team doesn't want to suffer such an unwarranted disaster.

Lan Muyu smiled, and asked back: "Oh? It seems that the senior knows Li Ruonan?"

Ji Chao seemed to be waiting for Lan Muyu's words. He stood up holding the juice, "My family has a cooperation with Li Shi, and my parents were interested in it back then... But you also know that I went abroad and asked a girl to wait for me. I'm always bad, but seeing you now, I feel a little regretful."

Lan Muyu looked at Ji Chao for a few minutes, and felt a little funny in his heart, where did he come out to seek relationships?

It's fine if it's someone who climbs her, but it's Li Ruonan, so she can't be blamed for turning his back on her.

Lan Muyu didn't answer Ji Chao's words, but looked at Ji Chao innocently: "But as far as I know, the senior has just returned to China, and he can come to a variety show full of first-line stars. It seems that the director group prefers seniors." .Ah, look at my memory, I almost forgot about my senior’s family background, and it’s so easy to open a back door, it’s really something I can’t match.”

After Ji Chao knew that Lan Muyu was also coming to this variety show, the dissatisfaction in his heart made him choke at Lan Muyu as soon as he met him. Without mercy, his face was immediately turned green and white with anger.

Ji Chao clenched his fist, "Sister Xue is really humorous."

Lan Muyu tilted her head slightly, "Thanks to the senior for teaching me well."

"Why is the school girl so aggressive? You've only touched the tip of the iceberg in the upper class. You can't afford to lose this kind of game."

Lan Muyu said with a friendly smile: "What the senior said is true, but we are in the entertainment industry, and the age difference between you and me is not very big, so I naturally hope to have a good relationship with the senior."

Ji Chao looked at Lan Muyu again, "Does Li Ruonan know that the canary she raised is so eloquent?"

Lan Muyu: ...

Why is this person still not giving up?

Lan Muyu nodded, "Li Ruonan just likes me to make trouble for no reason, and just likes my stinginess and holding grudges."

Ji Chao was stunned for a moment, he shook his head, "Sister Xue really knows how to joke."

"Things of a kind gather and people are divided into groups. Li Ruonan has been with me for a long time, and she likes me like this. She can't get along with others, and others can't stand her."

Ji Chao choked, "I... I'm going to the bathroom."

"The recording time of the program is about to start, seniors please."

Looking at the back of Ji Chao leaving, Lan Muyu sighed, took out her mobile phone and sent several WeChat messages to Li Ruonan:

【Ji Chao is your old lover? 】

[When did you steal away from me? 】

[I heard that when you looked at the stars and the moon, you talked about your life ideals from poetry and songs, but you were separated by the sea? 】

And Li Ruonan, who was in the meeting, was confused after seeing the news:? ? ?

A few minutes later, Ji Chao came back after going to the toilet, and at this time the camera from the director's team also reappeared, and Ji Chao returned to his gentle and polite appearance at the beginning, as if nothing had happened before.

Lan Muyu didn't intend to cause trouble, and cooperated with Ji Chao to talk about some daily life. When the director team notified the two of them to set off, at the corner, Lan Muyu deliberately slowed down, looked sideways at Ji Chao, and reminded him softly , "Senior, there is something I may have just forgotten to tell you."

Ji Chao glanced at the cameras around the two, and asked with a smile, "What's the matter?"

Lan Muyu replied in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Because I don't understand your circle, I'm afraid I may misunderstand the meaning, so I will report our conversation to Li Ruonan for verification. This time will be no exception. , and please don’t mind the seniors.”

Ji Chao's face collapsed at that moment, and he looked at Lan Muyu in disbelief.

Lan Muyu took a few steps ahead of Ji Chao, turned around and reminded, "After all——I am a very vengeful person."

The two were brought into a room, and waiting for them were four other permanent guests, namely Feng Li, a trafficker, Luo Wenxuan, a singer-songwriter, Min Xia, an actress, and Ding Sheng, an old actor.

After the director introduced them one by one, Lan Muyu greeted them and stood aside obediently, not talking too much and not stealing the spotlight.On the contrary, Ji Chao, who thought he had already recorded an episode, was talking on the sidelines, repeating what happened to them in the last episode, as if he was afraid that others would not know his relationship with the permanent residents.

The point of not stealing the spotlight and not acting as a demon has made several resident guests have a better impression of Lan Muyu. As the only female resident, Min Xia waved to Lan Muyu: "I have seen it before. The plays you acted were far inferior to yours when I first debuted."

Lan Muyu smiled shyly, "I still have a lot of shortcomings, and if I have a chance, I would like to ask my senior to teach me a thing or two."

Min Xia patted Lan Muyu's arm, "Okay, come on."

When several people were talking, the program team also thoughtfully prepared a fruit plate for the guests, "This seedless watermelon is quite sweet, you can try it."

Luo Wenxuan asked: "Director, do I need to pay for this?"

Feng Li echoed: "Shouldn't you tell me how many white seeds are in the watermelon later?"

Lan Muyu had been in the program group for an hour, and was quite thirsty when she saw the watermelon, but she saw that no one else was doing it, so she could only look at the melon helplessly.

But at this time, Min Xia stretched out his hand to take two pieces, handed one to Lan Muyu, took a bite of the other, and said slowly: "It's fine if you don't eat it, maybe you won't have anything to eat later."

When Lan Muyu saw someone opened his head, he also began to bite the watermelon. Due to the camera in front of him, even though Lan Muyu used a very elegant eating posture, he gnawed left and right, as if driving at double speed , only the blissful feeling of eating melon is left.

Until she and Min Xia ate the last bite of melon, the four men around looked at the director's team, but saw that the director's team didn't respond.

Ji Chao couldn't help asking: "Director, no... no punishment?"

The director spread his hands holding the manuscript, "This is a benefit before the broadcast, why should there be a punishment?"

Ji Chao, Feng Li, Luo Wenxuan, Ding Sheng: ...

So what are they doing so cautiously?

The melon just looked delicious, not to mention that there was a Lan Muyu who was eating and broadcasting and eating them all the time.

At this time, the rooms of the few people were closed, and the field of vision was also dark. At the same time, the director's horn sounded:

"If you were given a chance to time travel, would you like to travel to a world of immortality to experience happiness, or travel to a passionate world of martial arts to experience the righteousness of your family and country, or travel to a mysterious and unpredictable interstellar future to experience advanced civilizations? ?”

Min Xia reminded Lan Muyu: "This is for us to choose, you are a newcomer, this time I will let you choose."

Lan Muyu hesitated, "Is this not good?"

Ding Sheng was the oldest at the side, and immediately made a decision: "If you are told to choose, you will choose."

Luo Wenxuan rushed to the point: "There is no need to have a psychological burden, anyway, whichever you choose is a pitfall, it doesn't matter."

Lan Muyu was stunned, why did it sound like something was wrong?

"Compared with immortals and the future world, martial arts is more suitable for actual human beings. I choose martial arts."

As soon as the words fell, many men in black appeared beside the six people, who blindfolded them and took them to their respective dressing rooms.

When he appeared on the stage again, the old drama bone Ding Sheng had white eyebrows and white beard, and his clothes were loose, giving him a somewhat fairy-like feeling.While the other three men were dressed in knightly clothes, Min Xia's was more elegant, while Lan Muyu's was in red.

After the camera crew took a quick shot of the six people acting coolly, the director looked at the people in front of him, with a sly smile on his face, and read the words on the script with a loudspeaker:

"Everyone is here. Today we are going to experience the life of a knight, but as we all know food is the paramount necessity of the people, so the first step to become a knight is to eat. There are still two hours before the noon meal, please All heroes rely on their abilities and complete the task within the stipulated time before they can be exchanged for ingredients."

After finishing speaking, the director team made a list, including a series of farmhouse entertainment such as chopping firewood, transplanting rice seedlings, herding cattle and sheep, and fishing.

Lan Muyu looked at the few guests who had become accustomed to it with a dazed expression, "So we are here to work?"

Ding Sheng, an old drama player, looked around, "Bring us to the mountains to shoot martial arts, don't think that the director team has any good intentions, we are probably arrested to do farm work."

Lan Muyu froze for a moment, her beautiful peach eyes widened, she looked at Min Xia beside her with a suppressed smile on her face, "But... but in the previous seasons, wasn't this a variety show to enjoy a slow life? "

Seeing Lan Muyu's irritated appearance, Feng Li finally couldn't help laughing out loud: "Hahahaha I was tricked by my agent in the same way back then, I thought I would be the last one, but I didn't expect the first one." The season hasn’t aired yet, and I can trick you into it hahahahaha.”

Lan Muyu was petrified, but she still struggled and said, "But aren't we the world of martial arts? Shouldn't we save the dying and heal the wounded and help the righteous?"

Ding Sheng suggested: "You can complete the task and win lunch for us, which can be regarded as saving the world and helping the people."

Lan Muyu was completely dumbfounded, just at the beginning of the director's kindness and the arrangement of the program group, she mistakenly thought that the variety show she participated in could not only work, but also enjoy life. Wearing a red dress is worth everything.

When "enjoy life" was only left with the word "life", Lan Muyu looked at the clothes with gauze here and ribbons and felt worried. Why do you need this clothes for work? She wished she could change them back on the spot. clothing.

After the director team read out the rules of how many points you can get for what kind of work, Min Xia raised his hand, "Director, we are knights, the kind who can enjoy the rivers and lakes as long as we drink!"

Lan Muyu immediately agreed: "The leader of the martial arts alliance is my father, give me the money!"

Feng Li cooperated: "Yes, be careful that we have gathered the entire rivers and lakes to challenge you."

The director immediately refused: "No, no, no, you are all newcomers to the martial arts with no backing, and you only have to work."

Lan Muyu didn't give up, "Then can I mortgage this sword?"

The director said with a smile: "In the martial arts world, people live with swords, and swords destroy people."

Lan Muyu: ...

Seeing Lan Muyu's deflated appearance, the people around him couldn't help laughing:

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha, you silly boy, give up."

"Lan Muyu, I'm sorry, ahhahahaha I really can't help it, you must be the second generation of the leader who messed up the worst."

"I'm laughing to death. If you don't want the sword, you don't want it. If you don't have a person, you can do it and go to the director."

The whole venue was filled with laughter and laughter, and as the youngest and newest Lan Muyu, she had to be alone in the wind, pitiful, weak and helpless.

But at this time, Ji Chao on the side made a sound, sneering and insinuating: "Isn't it just doing some work, pretending to be a young lady?"

As soon as these words came out, the other guests were not happy, and Min Xia immediately turned over the old account: "I don't know who stood there like a log in the last issue. He is 30 years old, and he can't even chop firewood." I have no strength, and I don’t know if it’s a man.”

"you!"

Min Xia has always been straightforward, and he can't get used to Ji Chao, a resource guy who steals the spotlight in front of the camera and does nothing in private. ah?"

"Oh, that's fine, that's fine, the young master is different from us." Feng Li, as a trafficker, has been touted by fans all the time, and he has long disliked Ji Chao.

Seeing this, the director team came out in time to smooth things over.After this trouble, Lan Muyu and several resident guests became closer, and they successfully formed an alliance against the director team.

As female guests, Lan Muyu and Min Xia were arranged to pick strawberries in the field. Looking at the endless strawberry fields, Lan Muyu let out a deep breath, "How hard am I to think about it? I'm here to eat and wait to die to make money?"

Min Xia patted Lan Muyu, "Young man, the routine of the program group is very deep. From now on, we will hang out with my sister, no matter how miserable we are, we will always have something to eat."

Lan Muyu: ...

So two "chivalrous women" in cumbersome costumes and long swords were forced to start picking strawberries.

Although Lan Muyu was complaining, the movements of his hands were neat. He picked up several baskets in a short time while carrying a small basket. When the sun was getting bigger and bigger, Min Xia wiped the sweat from his forehead and found that Lan Muyu Yu picked more than twice as many strawberries as she did.

When the two were resting at the side, the sun had already risen higher and higher. Lan Muyu looked around, looked at the strawberries in the basket, and chose to run to the staff and asked, "Hello, is there any mineral water?"

There was a smile on the staff's face instantly, and he said enthusiastically, "How many bottles do you want?"

"Two bottles, thank you."

"Twenty for one bottle, forty for two bottles, all deducted from your salary today." The staff handed the water to Lan Muyu.

Lan Muyu's outstretched hand retracted instantly, "How much is a bottle?"

The staff answered patiently: "Twenty."

Lan Muyu's pupils shrank suddenly: "Why don't you grab it?"

In order for Lan Muyu to understand better, the staff kindly reminded: "40 yuan means that all the strawberries you just picked were picked for nothing, and it's not a loss."

Not bad?

The two of them have been busy for a long time, is it worth two bottles of mineral water?

Lan Muyu felt that the prehistoric power in her body could no longer be suppressed, when would she have to wait until it did not explode?

So she quickly took out her phone and made a call.

During the call connection, the assistant director caught the attention and asked, "Lan Muyu, what are you doing?"

"Call the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, I want to report black-hearted merchants like you." Lan Muyu replied solemnly, without any hesitation, "Your actions have violated the interests of consumers in our country. As good citizens who abide by the law , I must report you.”

The assistant director following the filming panicked instantly, "Don't, don't, I want mineral water, right? It's free, it's free for you."

He almost knelt down and begged Lan Muyu to accept.

Lan Muyu cut off the phone, but still hesitated, "I still need two clean towels."

"Give it, as long as you don't be impulsive, I'll give it all to you."

"Does that require money?"

"It's free, ancestor, it's all for you!"

Lan Muyu just took a step, then turned around again, and the assistant director was flustered, "What's wrong with you?"

"There are six of us in total, so we need six copies." Lan Muyu reminded with a smile, "I am a chivalrous man, not an ancestor. Director, you called me wrong."

"Yes, yes, young man, young man, please." The assistant director wiped his sweat.

So Min Xia on the side stared dumbfoundedly at the usual unscrupulous staff, went to get water and towels conscientiously, and also gave two small electric fans as a gift, and handed them to Lan Muyu.

When Lan Muyu took the bag of spoils and found the other team members who were chopping firewood with Min Xia, the other four were also shocked.

It turns out that when the stingy program crew also found out with conscience?

It turns out that the cruel and ruthless program group also admits to be cowardly sometimes?

It turns out that the show crew who don't like hard and soft are also afraid of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau?

This caused several resident guests to cast admiring glances at Lan Muyu. They, who had been oppressed for a long time, seemed to have opened the door to a new world at this moment, drinking the water that cost 20 yuan contentedly, as if drinking What a fine wine is as satisfying.

Luo Wenxuan drank the mineral water and sighed in admiration: "Ah... I snatched it from the program crew, it's really delicious."

Lan Muyu retorted in a low voice: "I didn't grab it, they gave it to me on their own initiative."

This made everyone present laugh:

"Hahahahahahaha, I can actually see the show crew being so deflated."

"During your lifetime, Lan Muyu, do you want to stay a little longer?"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

But at this time, the director who just came back from a trip, saw six idle people basking in the sun, arrested the staff and asked what happened, and was furious: "It's not just a few guests, you have recorded so many people anyway." It's the first episode of the show, can't you handle this thing?"

The assistant director reminded weakly: "Director, but the guests you invited are not ordinary guests. They can report to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau. What if you really go to the bureau to drink tea?"

The director was short of breath, and couldn't get up or down at one breath, and the original joy of watching Lan Muyu dissipated.

This is not a beautiful female artist, a whole man-eating monster, subduing his staff one by one.

So, the director, who couldn't get angry, abruptly added a clause to the contracts of several people: During the recording of the variety show, they are not allowed to call the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, and they are not allowed to report to the relevant departments.