After breaking up, I still dump all sentient beings [Rebirth]

Of course, Lan Muyu and the others were not aware of the director's behavior. They were still immersed in the joy of defeating the director's team, talking and laughing in a very harmonious atmosphere.

After a few people had enough rest, they upheld the good attitude of doing things after taking the money, and did not embarrass the program group, and prepared to start working again with a very good conscience.

Just to avoid causing Lan Muyu to work too hard and cause something to happen, the director waved his hand and asked the six people to go fishing obediently in a fish pond with a large number of dense shades.

You can enjoy the shade without having to work, so it's not abusing them, right?

All in all, as long as these six people stay there safely, the director doesn't want any variety show effects. Anyway, the last few seasons were slow variety shows, so it's better to go to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau for fishing, right?

The six people took the fishing rods, found a place to sit down under the arrangement of the staff, put on the bait and threw the line out.It's already late autumn, and there are no mosquitoes. The breeze blows slowly, rolling up the fallen leaves all over the ground, which looks a bit peaceful.

Neither Lan Muyu nor Min Xia knew how to fish, but fortunately, the director team also chose a location, and chose a fish pond with a lot of fish. Coupled with the temptation of bait, after half an hour, Lan Muyu's fishing rod was really good. The first to shake violently.

Lan Muyu exclaimed in surprise: "Fish! There are fish!"

"Hurry up and close the line!"

"let me help you!"

Lan Muyu's movement here successfully attracted several other people, and they all dropped their fishing rods and ran over, but it was also because of this huge movement that the other fish that were about to take the bait were frightened and ran away crazily.

After the lively fish was taken out of the water, where the fishing rods of several people could reach, under the crystal clear water, there was no fish.

Feng Li grinned, "Are we the only ones who eat Juehu?"

Lan Muyu shook her head, implying something: "No, the mineral water that costs two yuan is sold for 20 yuan, and the ones that can't be sold from now on are called "chijuehu."

Lan Muyu's explanation quickly caused bursts of laughter, and several people turned their heads to look for the director's shadow, but they failed to see the director.

Min Xia joked: "The director is not thinking about how to target Xiaolan, is he?"

Lan Muyu waved her hand: "This is a society ruled by law, the director won't embarrass a law-abiding citizen like me."

"Hahaha, you know the rules best."

"Xiaolan, do you want to accept apprentices? Teach me how to fight against the director team? From now on, brother, I will write songs for you."

Lan Muyu hurriedly waved his hands, rejecting Luo Wenxuan: "This kind of thing can only be understood and cannot be expressed in words, and I am tone deaf, so don't waste your song."

It was still Ding Sheng who suggested: "Okay, it's almost noon, everyone can catch as much as they can, and don't be hungry later."

After Feng Li heard this, he took his fishing rod and went to Lan Muyu's side, and asked, "If you don't care about meals during working hours, will the Industrial and Commercial Bureau take care of it?"

Lan Muyu frowned, thought for a while, and said hesitantly, "If it's a work-related injury...it seems to be the Industrial and Commercial Bureau?"

Feng Li's face instantly beamed with joy. He already had a face that fascinated thousands of fans, but now he smiled warmer, "Then I don't have to worry about the director team not giving me food later."

The word "sure enough" quickly popped up in the hearts of the staff who heard this, and they looked in the direction of the director with some sympathy.Some things, although late, will always come.

When it's time to finish work and cook dinner, the staff will decide the quality of their lunch based on the labor results of several guests.

It was also at this time that Lan Muyu heard Min Xia popularize the unspoken rules of the program group: "Don't think that all the delicious food prepared by the program group is for us. face to go."

"I've done everything, wouldn't it be a waste if they took it away?"

Min Xia looked at Lan Muyu lovingly: "Silly boy, of course it got into their own stomach."

Lan Muyu: ...

Min Xia looked at the way the staff were counting, and pulled Lan Muyu to complain again: "Later, the dishes on the table will be clearly marked, and the fruits of our labor will also be marked with corresponding rewards, you will know how cheating they are people."

At first, Lan Muyu looked at the way the staff were weighing and recording, thinking that Min Xia was worrying too much.It can be imagined that it is beautiful after all, but reality is cruel after all.

The liquidation staff just happened to be the one who was "forcibly taken away" by Lan Muyu just now. It can be said that the old and new grudges were avenged together. He raised his head and said aggressively:

"Six bundles of firewood, sixteen baskets of strawberries, four crucian carp, a total of 180 yuan."

180 eight?Sound auspicious?

Lan Muyu asked Min Xia in a low voice: "Sister Min, are things expensive here?"

"It's likely to be exchanged for a few steamed buns."

The staff member was even more proud, and greeted them in front of several people, and removed the plates of big dishes, leaving only a large plate of white steamed buns: "Because you didn't get more rewards, this is your lunch." gone."

Lan Muyu watched anxiously as the dishes were taken away, and took a step towards the staff with a look of unwillingness and stretched out her hand: "180, please bring it."

The staff pushed the big plate of steamed buns towards Lan Muyu, looked at the other dishes that were not far away, and asked cautiously: "Take, what are you taking?"

"Money, we don't want these steamed buns, just give them the money." Lan Muyu smiled, "I know it's troublesome to find change, rounding it up is two hundred."

The staff looked vigilant: "How can this be rounded up?"

Min Xia immediately helped Lan Muyu: "That's right, we just finished work, you've already forgotten the money, and you still want to renege on the debt?"

Feng Li followed: "You don't get paid for your work, you want to get in... Is there anywhere I can report Lan Muyu?"

Lan Muyu smiled slyly: "The Labor Bureau."

Feng Li instantly gained confidence: "Would you like to go to the Labor Bureau for tea?"

The vicious staff lost all confidence in an instant, turned their heads and stuffed the steamed buns into the hands of other assistants, and ran towards the director: "Director! I quit! I want to resign!"

Lan Muyu turned around, and innocently spread her hands at the rest of the guests: "Did I say something wrong?"

"No, no, you are helping the program team improve, hahahahahahaha I can't do it anymore."

"Did you just see the change of the staff member's face? It's a double blow. It's too miserable hahahahahahaha."

Luo Wenxuan even hummed a song: "It's not a crime for a man to cry, it's not a crime, all kinds of situations are waiting for you to experience~"

The good times didn't last long, and the director who was not allowed to call other departments was added to the contracts of several people, and soon "killed" them aggressively, holding a big director's special loudspeaker, angrily roaring in Dantian: " From now on, no calls to other relevant departments are allowed."

"Director, what's the point?"

"That's right, you are restricting your personal freedom."

"Restrict personal freedom, right?" The director put his hands on his hips and directed to the staff behind him, "You six, you are not allowed to use mobile phones during the recording of the program, and now I have confiscated your mobile phones."

After speaking, intentionally or unintentionally, he looked at Lan Muyu, his eyes seemed to say: 'This is about you, don't hide, it's aimed at you'.

As a singer-songwriter, inspiration pops up all the time. Luo Wenxuan, who needs to record it on his mobile phone, was the first to refute the director's words, "Director, you are depriving me of creative inspiration."

The director sneered: "I believe that the brains of talented singers can remember inspirations, or should I assign you a staff member to record inspirations at the revolving door?"

Luo Wenxuan closed his mouth, but Feng Li retorted: "Director, you forgot, this phone is our sponsor father."

The director was out of breath for a while, and only remembered it after being reminded by Feng Li. At this time, Ji Chao stood up to the director, "Director, it's the same for sending out mobile phones during the event, so don't delay the advertisement."

The director nodded and gave Ji Chao an appreciative look.

But this made the rest of the people unable to sit still, and they all gave Qu Ji Chao a "traitor" look.

Min Xia pulled Lan Muyu's elbow, "Xiao Lan, is there anything else you can do? This variety show never stops sleeping from morning to night."

Lan Muyu accepted Min Xia's worried expression, and looked at the proud director again, thinking of something in her mind, the corners of her lips curled up slightly, and said slowly:

"Director, according to our country's laws, employers are not allowed to seize employees' belongings. Arbitrary search of employees' belongings will constitute an invasion of privacy, and a lawsuit can be filed according to the law. If the circumstances are serious, they can be sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years."

After speaking, there was a moment of silence at the scene, only the crowing of chickens and ducks could be heard not far away.

Then a few seconds later, even the staff burst into laughter: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha..."

Min Xia took out his mobile phone and shook it in his hand: "Hahahahaha director, compared to going to jail, it's a trivial matter for investors. Do you want a mobile phone? Hahaha I offer it with both hands."

Feng Li also booed from the side: "Director, my phone is here, why don't you hurry up and get it, hurry up, I can't wait."

And Luo Wenxuan also eagerly urged: "Director, why don't you take it quickly? I'll send you to the police station right away, and the police uncle may give me an award for bravery."

Ding Sheng, an old drama player, was also amused. He agreed with Luo Wenxuan's words solemnly, "At that time, there is no need to buy trending searches. As long as you, the director, enter because of this, our variety show will definitely become popular."

"Brother Ding, will the police send us a pennant or something because we obey the law?"

"Goose goose goose goose goose goose..."

"Hahahahahahaha director my phone is here, hurry up."

The director looked at the people around him, and even his most trusted assistant director laughed and fell to the ground, hammering the floor hard.

The director has been in the industry for decades, and this is the first time he has kicked such an iron plate.For other people's variety shows, even if it is difficult to negotiate in private, during the recording process, which of the guests is not at the mercy of the program team?

Today is a good day. After a while, the Industrial and Commercial Bureau will investigate and report to the police station. The director wiped the sweat from his forehead fiercely, thinking that he might have to find a lawyer as soon as possible so that he can find someone in time. sent in.

Seeing the director clutching his heart in despair, the kind-hearted Lan Muyu poked his head out: "Director, do you need to buy insurance? Can I introduce it for you?"

Min Xia looked at the director teasingly: "Xiaolan, don't let the director buy insurance, he won't let him use his mobile phone, the investor is angry, how can he have money to buy insurance?"

Lan Muyu nodded, and asked the director back: "Director, do you still need your phone?"

"Yes!" The director is also an old fritter who has been in the world for a long time. Amidst the ridicule of the guests, he faced the camera and said, "Please don't misunderstand, our show has a script, and it is all about acting. "

The honest man Lan Muyu interjected again: "Director, but I haven't received the script?"

The director glared at Lan Muyu, "The clothes you are wearing are from the world of martial arts? All of this is arranged, so there is no illegal behavior. Our program team never does illegal things. Everything is for the program As a result, everyone, don't be serious?"

The words of the director were short of being directly printed on the screen: "The program has a script, please do not imitate".

The assistant director at the side looked at his selfless family, sacrificing himself for the program group, bursting out with the dedication of the script, saying that he was moved, but more importantly——

"Hahahahahahahahahaha, director, are you serious?"

"The variety show has a script? Hahahahahahaha director, you're going to kill me with laughter."

"Hahahahaha my stomach hurts."

"Goose goose goose...hahahahaha..."

The director felt ashamed, and after glancing at the guests present, he turned around and was about to leave, but was stopped by Lan Muyu: "Director, our 200 yuan... When do you think you can settle it?"

"What do you want money for?"

Lan Muyu tilted her head and said with a smile, "Of course I went to the village to buy food."

The director team is too stupid, are they not allowed to buy food from other villagers?

The director grabbed the loudspeaker at hand: "You are not allowed to go out of the prescribed range of activities."

Feng Li has already learned to be a teacher, imitating Lan Muyu's tone: "Oh, are you still restricting your personal freedom now?"

The director suppressed his temper, "I'll give you 10 minutes to think about it, if you like to eat it or not, it will be cold if you don't eat it."

Gritting his teeth, the director rushed back to his resting place angrily, gulped down a mouthful of water, and asked the assistant director, "Why did I agree to Ling Shan and let Lan Muyu be the flying guest?"

The assistant director smiled: "Didn't you say that she is good-looking and popular, and can bring fresh enthusiasm to our variety shows?"

The director clutched his chest, "How many contracts did she sign with us?"

"Only one episode, director, do you want to renew the contract?"

"What's the continuation? Hurry up and tell Ling Shan to come and take this big Buddha away for me. Look at the other guests who have been spoiled by her." The director recalled the resident guests who were silently squeezed by the program crew in the previous episodes. Come on, grab a bunch of hair with your hands, "Sooner or later, she will lose all my hair."

On the other side, the six people looked at each other with the plate of steamed buns. Ding Sheng, as the big brother, took the lead, "Why don't we just settle down and record a program this afternoon."

Feng Li retorted: "Brother Ding, this is not something to be done with. If it is stipulated that it is a box lunch, I will eat it without saying a word. But we have been busy all morning and have done so much work, so they will take a few It’s too much to send us away with a steamed bun.”

"The dog is still the dog of the program group. They just want to film our miserable scenes of tears mixed with steamed buns." Luo Wenxuan looked at Lan Muyu, "Xiao Lan, do you have any other ideas? If you have a way, start from today You are my goddess."

Min Xia brushed his hair aside, and joked: "In the last issue, you still said I was your goddess."

Luo Wenxuan was stunned, "I..."

"That's enough, let's deal with the immediate problem first. As long as you can live a good life, who cares about being your goddess?"

Lan Muyu pursed her lips, and under the expectant eyes of everyone, said tentatively: "You also think the program team is too much?"

Feng Li knew there was something going on as soon as he heard it: "Of course, the show crew is too shameless."

"To capture the thief, we must first capture the king. We have to start with the director." Lan Muyu was persuasive, his peachy eyes seemed to be able to confuse people, "He is capitalism oppressing the people, we have to stand up and resist!"

"Yes, resist."

"Xiaolan, tell me what to do, brother, I will cooperate with you."

"Yes, just to do it with him."

So the few people gathered together and discussed in low voice for a while, then quietly moved towards the direction of the director.

Then, in the director's monitoring room, suddenly there was a loud noise outside the door.The director who was taken aback hurriedly ran out, but before he took two steps, a sack fell from the sky, and the moment it covered his head, he was pulled down again, and half of the person was covered in it.

At the same time, the director's two hands were quickly pulled behind his back and tied tightly, all in one go.

——As expected of Ding Sheng, who is used to acting in gangster movies.

The staff at the door wanted to rush in after hearing the commotion, but was blocked by Min Xia with a bright smile on his face, "You are busy with your work, have you not eaten yet? You have been busy all morning, why don't you hurry to rest? "

The staff hesitated, if the gatekeeper was a male guest, they would have started, but it happened to be a female guest, so they didn't dare to move!

All I could do was listen to the director yelling inside.

Inside, Lan Muyu spoke first without the director saying a word: "Director! Kidnapped! You were kidnapped by us!"

The director, whose sight was blocked by the sack, opened his eyes wide in horror, "Tie Tia Tia... you kidnapped me?"

Relying on the director's sight being blocked, Feng Li rubbed the director's head: "Director, please cooperate with us from now on, so when will our lunch be delivered?"

"Cooperate?" The director simply didn't cooperate, "It's against the law for you to kidnap me!"

Lan Muyu took off the sack from the director's head, and the director who regained his light cursed again at this moment: "I'm going to sue you!"

Lan Muyu lazily leaned against the table and spread her hands: "Director, our show has a script, aren't these actions all arranged in advance?"

After finishing speaking, he said to the big cameraman they brought in specially: "Remember to tell the later stage later, this sentence must be emphasized."

The big cameraman nodded with a suppressed smile.

And Luo Wenxuan cooperated righteously and sternly: "My friends, this is the script of the program group. We have to do things for others after receiving money, so don't take it seriously."

"Reality shows, everyone is acting according to the script. If the audience friends like it, please show your love on the screen."

Hearing these familiar words, the director looked at the delayed rescue at the door, and finally realized his situation. A mouthful of old blood choked in his throat, and he just stared at the few people present.

Dare he say that this was not arranged in advance?

The industrial and commercial bureaus, labor bureaus, and police stations are all lined up, watching him covetously.

But as a director, even if his hands are tied, he cannot lose his aura.The director tried his best to move himself to stand up, and sat on the stool beside him, "Alright, let's talk, what conditions do you want to negotiate."

"When the staff removed the food just now, I happened to take a few extra glances. I clearly remembered that we had chicken soup that we had boiled all morning for lunch? Was there the special fried beef here? And..."

Luo Wenxuan added from the side: "There are also fresh fish and shrimps. My assistant told me that the fish heads here are delicious."

"Yes, all of these!"

"Okay, I'll give it all to you." The director gritted his molars, "Why don't you let me go quickly?"

Lan Muyu shook her head, "Eating alone is a bit boring, I want to drink Coke, do you want to?"

"That must be iced Coke!"

"I must let the happy water like Coke soothe my wounded heart!"

Lan Muyu then negotiated with the director: "Then add iced Coke!"

Injuried?Who was hurt?

But the director has cut out so many dishes, still cares about ordering Coke?

So he waved his hand: "Buy, buy, buy, buy everything!"

So in the end, the director arranged for the staff to deliver the food, handing over the food and letting people go.

In this scene, even the staff present were laughing up and down, and the variety show effect was perfect!

——The only person who was unhappy was the director who had just been released.

While enjoying the farmhouse fun, several people did not forget to emphasize to the camera: "Look, this is a variety show with a script!"

"Yes, this is all arranged by the director!"

"Thank you to the program team, thank you to the director!"

And the director who silently looked at the shooting camera had given up struggling and could shoot whatever he wanted, anyway, Lan Muyu wouldn't be around in the next issue anyway.

In the afternoon, the six people also discovered an alpaca base. Looking at the grass-mud horses running one by one, they looked at the director with bright eyes.

The director has given up struggling, just like a parent with six children on a spring outing, the strictness at the beginning is gone, the only requirement is to finish recording this episode quickly.Therefore, the director immediately consulted with the staff and put the six people into the base.

So after eating and drinking enough alpacas, it was time to get off work, and Lan Muyu waved goodbye to other guests.

Min Xia, as the only female resident guest, originally had to worry about being overwhelmed by the other female artist, but now she reluctantly pulled Lan Muyu, "Aren't you going to record a few more episodes?"

"Yeah, Xiaolan, we have to be oppressed by the director again after you leave. It's all because my agent signed a long-term contract."

"Xiaolan, will you go to other variety shows in the future? Let me know when the time comes, I will go with you, and you won't have to suffer any more!"

Lan Muyu embarrassedly apologized to several people: "Actually, even if I want to stay...the director may not want me, right?"

Several people looked at the director who immediately turned his back, and laughed again.

"Hahahahahaha how dare the director want you?"

"Variety show directors stay away from Lan Muyu and cherish life."

"It's not that harmful, it's extremely insulting, it's bold, it dares to challenge the authority of the director hahahahahaha."

"Hahahaha, it's important to save your life, it's important to save your life."

Lan Muyu shouted at the director who turned his back: "Thank you for your care, director, goodbye?"

The director turned around: "Let's go, let's go quickly." Don't come back after you leave.

So, amidst everyone's laughter, Lan Muyu got into the car that Ling Shan came to pick her up.

Ling Shan looked at the farewell looks of the few people, and looked at her artist in surprise: "I have been worried that your variety show will not be released, and I dare not sign a long-term contract for you, but I didn't realize that you have quite good communication skills. Okay? I heard that Min Xia is difficult to get along with."

"Maybe this is the charm of personality?" Lan Muyu leaned against the car window and said in surprise, "Could it be that I am so weak, pitiful, helpless and isolated in your eyes?"

Ling Shan thought for a while, and suggested: "That's good, since you have so much confidence in yourself, how about I give you a few more variety shows?"

As soon as Ling Shan's words came out, Lan Muyu pursed her lips in embarrassment, "This may not work."

Ling Shan asked: "What's the matter, didn't you just say that you are good at socializing?"

"Sister Ling, there is something I must tell you."

"Wh...what's the matter?"

Lan Muyu hesitated, and explained very self-aware: "It's... um... about my trip...that may have... been blocked by all the variety show directors."

Ling Shan: ...

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