my dog ​​brother

However, maybe I myself don't know how to do many things is right.

He parked the car at the gate of the family compound, and I said goodbye to him.

He said, Ji Wen, how can there be a toilet here?

I thought about it and said, I have it at my house, do you want to go to my house?

He entered the community with me, and I looked back at his car and said, Brother Dog, can you park your car there?It's easy to get scratched.

He squeezed half of the car and leaned against the side of the road, with a big tail dangling in the middle of the road. There were few cars at night, but it was inevitable that he would get injured if he didn't pay attention.His car is not cheap either.

He said, nothing.There is nowhere to stop.

I think he just went to the toilet, so it shouldn't be a big problem.

My house is on the fourth floor without an elevator. It is an old six-story house with narrow and steep stairs.

The lights on the second and third floors were broken and it was a bit dark.

I took out my mobile phone to illuminate him and said, brother dog, be careful on the stairs.

He stopped halfway and looked up at me.

He is so good looking.

He said, Ji Wen, can you pull me down?My night vision is a bit poor.

I just wanted to give him a more thoughtful and hospitable attitude to eliminate the less glamorous and affluent environment brought about by this old building.

Of course, I did not try my best to conceal the difference between my living environment and his, but after all, this gap exists, just like ordinary people would not want to go to the prefabricated houses built by migrant workers. I don't want to walk into such an old house.

But I always want to give him the best.

I want to show that even such an old house has its cuteness, maybe the narrow stairway makes people more friendly, maybe the darkness brought by the broken light bulb makes the light in the phone particularly warm, Maybe my kind reminder will make him feel comfortable.

Anyway, all my thoughts are on him.Therefore, I didn't immediately realize that what he said was completely false.

I just realized that I hadn't done enough. I didn't know he had night blindness.

I hurried to help him, and said, there is a light when you pass by here, and it was broken just two days ago, and I haven't had time to change it yet.

He was on my shoulders, and I could clearly feel his weight.

He said, Ji Wen, how many times do you masturbate a week?

I fuck.

I struggled to climb to the place where the lights on the fourth floor were shining, but wasn't he grabbing me by the shoulder?

He laughed twice and said, find a boyfriend, not the little fat guy last time, find someone else.

I'm looking for you big head ghost.

I think my heart is an oil field, and Ruan Xun is the guy who keeps drilling for oil, and now it's finally about to blow out.

I said, look for it, look for it.I will find someone in minutes.

He said, who is it?

I said, looking for you.

He said, yes.

I swallowed hard twice, I don't feel like this, it's not like this, this joke is not funny at all.

I went to the fourth floor and said, Brother Dog, why do you always like to make fun of me.

He said, if you have to find a reason, it is you.

When I entered the room, my dad fell asleep watching TV on the sofa.

He often does this, and I let him go to bed when he wants to sleep.

He said to wait for me.

I woke him up and told him to go to bed soon.

He opened his eyes to look, pointed to Ruan Xun and said, your friend is here to play, let him sit.Have you poured water?

Ruan Xun said, Uncle Ji, hello.

I hummed twice and urged him to go to the dormitory.

He nagged and read for a while, said some polite words, and then went to sleep.

Ruan Xun asked me where is the cup?

I handed it to him and said, Brother Dog, don’t you want to go to the bathroom?

He said, I am a little thirsty again.

I poured him a glass of water, and he walked around the house. On the TV cabinet was a photo of me and my mother when I was a child.

He looked at it for a while and said, you look like your mother.

I said, yes, my mother is beautiful and I am handsome.

He walked into my room, looked around, and his eyes fell on the frog on the bedside.

He picked it up and squeezed it twice, I was a little nervous, why nervous?I didn’t pay attention when I masturbated last night. I accidentally put some high protein on it.

I quickly snatched the frog over.

Ruan Xun glanced at me and said, I'm a little sleepy, are you sleepy?

I think he's leaving, and I'm a little bit reluctant.

I shook my head and said, not sleepy.

He lay on my bed for a while, then sat up abruptly and said, I'm leaving, you should take a rest.

I said, brother dog, I will take you downstairs.

He said no.

I said, there are no lights on those two floors, let me see you off.

He turned his head, smiled and said, can you send me to my house?

I watched him go down the stairs through the crack of the door.

Then I suddenly felt that he was completely gone.

I chased him out and called him to a halt.

Of course, I also made up an abrupt reason to stop him. I would say that a friend gave me two tickets to Happy Valley, and I wanted to go with him on Saturday. This was the only excuse I came up with in a hurry.

Before I could speak, he said three words first, I am free.

My lips are starting to twitch like, you know what I'm going to say?

He said, what are you going to say?

I bit the bullet and said, someone gave me two tickets to Happy Valley, and no one accompanied me to go, so I want to ask you if you can go.

He smiled and said, I am free.

I said Saturday.

He said, good.

I said, leave at 8 o'clock in the morning.

He said, okay, I'll be here at 8 o'clock, you go downstairs.

I still want to say a few words to him, but it seems that I have nothing to say.

I said, brother dog, are you going back?

He said, wait for you to go upstairs.

I think, maybe there is still hope between me and him.

There are always unexpected miracles in this world, isn't it?

For example, people with poor night vision can still drive at night!

Zuo Sunglass has been running to our bar every day for the past few days.

He is a very strange person.

For example, he must go to the door with his left foot first, any door.

For example, he never drinks alcohol, only drinks juice or water.

For example, he seldom smokes, only smokes when others offer him, and only takes the first puff.

He has a unique skill, fortune-telling.

So, despite his stinking mouth, he quickly built up a crowd of fans in bars.

I asked Zhou Ao, if a person readily accepts my invitation, does it mean that he still has some meaning for me?

Zhou Ao just laughed.

Zuo Sunglass was trying to calculate Xiaoqiu's marriage, so he interjected, is there even a need to ask?What he meant was come fuck me, come fuck me.All you need to do is jump on him hard, strip him off, and fuck him until he cries.

I said, really?

He grinned and said, errand runner, don't you believe in your brother Guoqiang?Brother used to be a tyrannical figure in thousands of grasses. If you just give you two tricks, you will have to kneel down and cry and call master.

I said, then you can give me two tips.

He glanced at me playfully and said, if a worker wants to do a good job, he must first sharpen his tools.Do you know what your worst quality is?

what did I say?No money?No product?Not talented?

Superficial, he said.The most essential thing, you know?

I said, what?

He said, work hard on the bed.Haven't you heard a word?Good skills in bed, blowing up bunkers overnight.Skillful in bed, Bingshan turns into a pussy.Errand runners, it all depends on how many people you can worship under your suit pants.

Seeing me being silent and silent again, he added with relief, don't worry, you are running errands.Your master, I like teaching juniors the most. Let's go. I will pay for the room tonight, so let's take it as an introductory gift from the master.I generally don't accept inexperienced ones.

Zhou Ao said, how dare you take him there.

Left Sunglasses blinked twice and said, what do you mean by that?Why am I afraid?

After he finished speaking, he touched his chin again, approached Zhou Ao and said, what do you mean?

Zhou Ao ignored him, turned around and said to me, I think if it feels good to go out this time, you can consider making a formal confession.

I said, so fast?

He said, when are you going to say it?

I said wait until I'm ready.

He said, when will you be ready.

I thought about it, as if I was always preparing.

I squeezed my fist and said, good!Stretch out your head and retract your head.

Zuo Sunglasses whistled suddenly and said, surprise, someone is here.

The first time I saw the man named Statement, that is, the paralyzed man in the mouth of the left sunglasses, I thought it was a full body paralysis, but it was half of his body.

He looked very clean, sitting in a wheelchair with his lower body covered by a thin blanket, and was slowly approaching the bar by a bodyguard-like figure.

He said, I'm looking for Ruan Xun.

His voice was steady, like his own, without conveying any sense of weakness in his illness.

Zhou Ao frowned and said, he is not here.

The man stared at Zhou Ao intently, and said flatly, let him come.I'm waiting for him here.

Zuo Sunglasses said, how big is your face?

Zhou Ao was silent for a moment, and said, Mr. Chen, I can convey it to you.

The man said, no, I want to talk to him in person.I have surgery tomorrow and I need to get some issues sorted out before taking the risk.I think Ruan Xun is the same.

Zhou Ao seemed to have compromised. I saw him turn around and call Ruan Xun.

Zhou Ao said, it's too noisy here, let's go to the teahouse over there, he will come over later.

He took those two people away.

I asked the man in the left sunglasses if the surgery he mentioned was the kidney surgery he said last time.

Zuo Sunglasses said, yes.

I said he didn't look like a sick person.

Zuo Sunglasses cut his voice and said, I really don't have any complaints about the paralyzed man, he is quite talented, and he is a columnist for a relatively famous newspaper abroad, doing economic analysis.But I have a big opinion on Meng Xia.

I said, why?

He said, why?Jealousy.

I'm dizzy.

I said, is it because Ruan Xun rejected your many times of going to bed?

He said, this must be one of the reasons, otherwise I would not be so persistent, I can't ask for it.However, this is not the most important reason.

I asked him, what is the most important reason?

He said, that little bitch Meng Xia once left deep wounds in my young heart.Didn’t I like Ruan Xun before? Well, I’ve liked that kind since I was a child. I confessed my love to him from the time I went to kindergarten with a runny nose, all the way to college, and then Meng Xia flew out of nowhere.

It was a bolt from the blue.

I looked in the mirror every day at that time, and I couldn't find anything worse than that guy.Which eye do you think Ruan Xun was blind and fell in love with Meng Xia?

I'll just treat Ruan Xun as blind, there's nothing I can do about it.But there was one thing that I couldn't bear at the time, that is, Ruan Xun was too kind to Meng Xia.Damn, better than ten of me combined!It simply does not conform to any theorem in the world.

Zuo Sunglasses looked at me, and continued: "Meng has no money, no quality, no talent."By the way, to put it vividly, it's just like you.Errand runner, think about it, I was pried into the corner of the wall by you, I still don't want a volcano to erupt in my heart!