my dog ​​brother

I slept until almost noon before waking up. I wanted to go to the bathroom. The bones in my body felt like they were about to fall apart.

I moved a bit, but I couldn't move at all. Ruan Xun was still on top of me, heavier than his mother's sow.

I made a big move and woke him up.

I said that he was angry for getting up, so he stared at me with a dark face, as if he was watching the murder of his father and enemy.

I swallowed my saliva and said, brother dog, let me order, I am going to the toilet.

He tightened his arms around my waist, closed his eyes as if he didn't hear me and continued to sleep.

I went to break his hand, and he said, Ji Wen, you kept talking in your sleep last night, and I didn't fall asleep.

Did I talk in my sleep?I don't even know, Wang Dali and Zhao Jia never told me that I was going to talk in my sleep, neither did my dad.

I said, brother dog, did you sleep well?

He looked at me with empty eyes and said, yes, how could it be possible to sleep well.You've been talking all night.

I'm very embarrassed, but I can't control this matter even if I want to.I was a little reluctant to say, or I won't sleep with you when I go to bed in the future.

He hugged me a little tighter, put his chin on my shoulder, and his snort hit my face, itching.

He said, it's useless, you are yelling too loudly, keep yelling, keep yelling, brother dog, I think you fuck me, fuck me now.

I fuck him uncle.

shameless.

I kicked him away and climbed out of the bed. When I landed, my feet wobbled a little, and my waist was sore.

He laughed a few times, turned over and got off the bed, reaching out to pull me.

Go away, idiot, big idiot.

It is impossible for Lao Tzu to say such nonsense.

I went to take a shower, I seemed to have cleaned my body, but I still broke my pi and rushed into the water, the pain made me jump, why do I think he didn't look like this when I fucked him, is it because of the battle-hardened ?

Or, what I took over was a big loose cargo?

Damn, I was so hungry that day, I didn't feel well, I don't remember it being loose, it was quite tight, maybe it's just that his muscles were too hard, making him look tight.

When I think about it this way, I am really unhappy.

It's my first time, he's all broken shoes, bah.

Forget it, just let it go, who told me to love him.

It's already December, and the weather is getting cold. I put on my clothes and went into the bedroom to clean up. Ruan Xun was still sitting on the edge of the bed with bare arms and legs, fiddling with something.

When I got closer, my face turned red.

It was Mario, with his arms and legs torn apart, revealing the white foam cotton inside.The color is a little dark in some places, I don't know what is stuck on it.

He waved it in front of me and said, waste material, you broke my baby.How to compensate me?

Bah, he kept stuffing my mouth in my mouth yesterday, baby fart.Who would put a baby in someone else's mouth for them to bite.

I said, it's not worth ten yuan, and I'll buy you a dozen tomorrow.

He said, that won't work, I have kept this one for a long time.Feed it with human essence every day, you have to pay for one with the same function.

I fuck.

I said, then I'll get you another one that's the same, and you can take it every day.

He said, it doesn't work, if you change it, you won't feel it.Why don't you replace it temporarily, it's okay to masturbate to you last night, it's not too bad, it's just that you are a little bit more flirty than this thing, so let's do it.

I rushed forward and punched him three times, not enough.

We quarreled for a while, and Wang Dali called me and asked me if I had handed in the social practice form, which was due next Monday.

I just remembered the purpose of my visit to Ruan Xun yesterday, so I quickly took out the form in my pocket and asked him to find someone to stamp it for me.

I feel that he often doesn't listen to what I'm saying. He lifts his pocket, grabs the scarf inside and asks, what is this?

I suddenly felt like a little daughter-in-law, quite shy, and said with a cold face, the scarf is for you.

He looked at it repeatedly for a while and said, so ugly?How to wear it out?

I grabbed it and said, do you think you are handsome?Really handsome people look good in anything, and that's me.

He looked at me for a moment, laughed and said, I look better without it.

I'm too lazy to talk to him.

He took the scarf and said, I'm going to find a suit to match.

I sat on the sofa and watched him change a few sets, and I was so angry, what's going on, I look like a dick around me, but he looks tall, rich and handsome around him?

Well, I was originally a dick, and he was tall, rich and handsome.

Cut, it must be because his clothes are more expensive than mine.

He said, waste material, when do you have winter vacation?

I calculated the time and said, after January 1th.

He said, do you want to go out and play?Go farther, where you want to go, north, south, east, west.

I said, do you have time?

He said yes.Where is it that you haven't been?

I said, I have never been anywhere, and I have never been out of the province since I grew up.It's good to go anywhere in the southeast, northwest, as long as you don't let me dove again.

When I was young, my dad was a father and a mother by himself, and he had to go to work, so he had no time to take me far away. When I was studying, I had to go to school. When I was older, I mixed with young people in society, and I never thought about it. How far do you have to go to travel, and you think about smoking and drinking more.

He hesitated for a moment, then said, let's start from the south, okay?South, west, north, east, turn around.

My breathing froze for a few seconds. He said it as if he was talking about a lifetime, as if the future time would reincarnate in the north, south, east and west, from one place to another, changing time into space and space into time.

I said, well, let's start on the south side.

He suddenly walked to the edge of the sofa, touched the back of my neck and said, Ji Wen, you can go anywhere you want.Wherever you want to go, we will go there, okay?

Sometimes it’s like this, it’s obviously sweet, but it’s a bit sour when you chew it, and it’s obviously bitter, but it’s a little bit sweeter when you lick it.

I turned around and hugged his waist and said, Brother Dog, I just want to be next to you.

He laughed and said, Ji Wen, can you not put your head on my crotch?I'm a little hard.

Dogs are always talking about shit.

I asked Zhou Ao for two nights off, my butt hurt, and I didn't dare to drink, and I ate porridge for two days, which made me frown.

There is no oil or water at all, and it is less bland than the fried bean sprouts in the cafeteria.

I said, brother dog, I want to eat meat.Fat meat, beef, chicken legs, no matter how bad it is, give me the whole duck neck to eat.

He said, eat again when the pain in the butt is gone.

I said, it doesn't hurt anymore.

He kicked me and said, take off your pants and show me.

Think beautifully.

I said, brother dog, you didn’t see you not eating meat for three days that time.

He grinned and said, your dick is small, mine is too big.

Stupid, why didn't he say that it was him who was loose.

But I'm still a little uncomfortable behind the scenes.

When I go to the bar, I always feel that everyone is staring at me with that kind of thief look, Xiao Xiao is, Zhou Ao is, even A Sheng is.

I said, Brother Zhou, what's wrong with me?

Zhou Ao smiled so hard that his face was dying, and said, it’s nothing, it’s nothing, you asked for leave to go out and play?

I choked up, nodded my head indiscriminately, and said, yes.

Xiao Xiao said, well, just now the boss called and told Brother Zhou to pay attention, don't let you drink, he said that you are not ready yet.

Crazy, why didn't I call his secretary to say that he hasn't recovered yet, shit.

Ah Sheng pulled me aside and whispered, Xiao Wen, do you want to buy some anti-inflammatory drugs?

Oh shit!

I said, I am very good.

Ah Sheng rolled his eyes and said, is it cool?

It's a ghost, I said, go and try it out!

Ah Sheng smiled awkwardly, and said, last time I opened a drink for someone, I heard someone say once about the boss, saying that his skills are amazing, are you having a blast, please confirm it.

fart!fart!fart!

It's a fart!

How many people have slept with a broken shoe that looks like a dog!

Don't you love Meng Xia the most!

Ah Sheng pushed me, looked at the door and said, there are guests.

It's still early, it's not the usual time to pick up customers, so it's rare to come here so early.

One of the four people who came in was familiar to me, as if I had been to the bar several times, but I had never seen the others.

The long-haired man walked straight to the bar to look for Zhou Ao.

I also leaned over to listen, and it turned out that they wanted to take over all the seats on the second floor next Wednesday.The business of the bar has always been good. There have been requests like this before. However, Zhou Ao thought it was troublesome and difficult to manage. Later, when someone proposed to reserve the venue, they basically declined it politely.

But those few people talked about it, saying that it was to celebrate the birthday of a good friend, and that person had just left the single, and met another partner in this bar, and they especially hoped to celebrate that friend here.

I am quite envious of their friend. Someone remembers your birthday and your life and is willing to spend time and money to create surprises for you in life. No matter how much material or how long the time is, it is always a happy thing. Things, even others will feel happy happiness.

I also want to spend my birthday with Brother Gou.

Because next Wednesday, December 12rd, coincidentally is also my birthday.

I used to think that celebrating birthdays was quite boring, but when I think about it, I really, really hope to be with special people on special days.Maybe that's what birthdays are for.

But I haven't figured out how to talk about it.

Of course it is impossible for me to take him to a villa near the city to watch the stars. Although I want to find something special to do together, but after racking my brains, it seems that I can only find the old-fashioned way of eating and watching movies, and I suddenly have a kind of interest The feeling of nothing.

Zhou Ao still rejected the request of those people.

It looked like they were disappointed.

I probably sent it out of feeling, and I also helped to intercede, Brother Zhou, or let them seal up the second floor.

The long-haired man quickly agreed with me, saying, yes, it’s really not easy, and it’s not so easy to find a long-term one in this circle.

Zhou Ao nodded and said, I know, I am also very happy for your friend, but we are closed that day, how can I cover it for you?

I thought Brother Zhou was fooling them. After those people left dejectedly, I asked Zhou Ao, why were we closed that day? Didn’t I hear you say that?

Zhou Ao glanced at me and said, isn't the 24th Christmas Eve?The boss said that he plans to hold a big Christmas Eve reception this year, so he will be closed for a day on the 23rd to make some preparations.