Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

Shen Yu touched Jiang Weihe's forehead worriedly:

"Lao Jiang, you were struck dumb by lightning, right?"

"You still want to play me?!"

Just as Jiang Weihe was about to jump up and punch Shen Yu, there was a thunderous thunder, which made Jiang Weihe burst into tears, and hugged Shen Yu tightly without letting go:

"Son, woo woo, father is going to die..."

"It's all like this, you still take advantage of me."

Shen Yu complained, but still tightly covered Jiang Weihe's ears, but couldn't completely isolate it. Jiang Weihe could still hear the faint muffled thunder. After knowing that the other party was really Shen Yu, Jiang Weihe He was extremely relieved, and while crying, he lifted the hem of Shen Yu's school uniform, and blew his nose violently.

"...Fuck," Shen Yu couldn't help but spit out the fragrance, and grabbed Jiang Weihe, "Get up!"

"You little bastard, you lied to me, woohoo!"

Jiang Weihe grabbed Shen Yu's collar angrily, and shook Shen Yu with such force as to shake his brains away:

"Bodhisattvas don't even know how sad I am! I live in this world with neither human nor ghost, standing on the street, being beaten, and my younger brother shrunk. You are good! Pretend! Pretend! How can you act so well? Why didn't I see you get a movie star for my brother?" Refreshing?!"

"Brother Weihe, are you inside?"

Duan Jinnian's voice suddenly sounded outside the toilet cubicle, which startled Jiang Weihe: Why did Duan Jinnian appear here? Did he just come out to go to the toilet?Just as Jiang Weihe was about to speak out, Shen Yu covered his mouth. Shen Yu mouthed a little nervously and said: Don't open the door, Jiang Weihe's rebellious psychology has been revealed: Why don't you open it, open it!It's not like you're doing something shady here, open it for me!So Jiang Weihe reached out to pull the latch, and creaked the compartment door open.

"It's here!"

Jiang Weihe pulled off the school uniform on his head, wiped his face casually, and pulled the embarrassed Shen Yu to claim credit for Duan Jinnian who looked complicated:

"Great news! Old Shen is also the original old Shen! No wonder, I thought he was very kind when I met him, hehe!"

Duan Jinnian's reaction was very indifferent:

"You'll be fine."

"Hey? Oh... are you here to look for me?" Jiang Weihe asked shyly.

"No," Duan Jinnian quickly denied, "I came to the toilet."

Well, well, Jiang Weihe was ashamed all over, so he hurriedly dragged Shen Yu away at the speed of light, and did not forget to bid farewell to Duan Jinnian politely:

"Private Marseille, the dog has no Nasai, then you go to the toilet properly, don't bother!"

"You have to explain it clearly to me, say! Why play me?!"

Jiang Weihe held Shen Yudong at the corner of the stairs in a wall-dong posture, and asked fiercely.However, Jiang Weihe, a high school student, is a full head shorter than Shen Yu, a high school student. He has no momentum at all, and even reveals a little bit of absurdity. Shen Yu fondled Jiang Weihe's head. After a while, he Her cropped head is like a weed that grows again when the spring breeze blows, showing a gratifying growth trend.

"Old Jiang, you say that I am a weak, pitiful and helpless love security guard who survives in the cracks of other CP novels, is it easy for me?"

Shen Yu was also wronged, his innocent eyes drooped, and he punched Jiang Weihe's chest angrily:

"You are the protagonist after all. No matter what you do with the aura of the protagonist, you won't die. I'm different. I'm just a passerby with a name. I shouldn't be here. I should be under the car. It's obviously a movie of three people. But still can't have a name, I hear the eternal mockery of love..."

Let’s put aside the golden tunes from the Chinese music scene, Jiang Weihe ruthlessly used the skill "Pinch Your Hip", Shen Yu had already predicted Jiang Weihe's prediction, and blocked with a backhand and pinched back at the same time Jiang Weihe directly squeezed Jiang Weihe into a screaming chicken, Shen Yu looked at his hands in disbelief:

"...Lao Jiang, why are you still a bitch?"

Jiang Weihe was severely wounded, grabbed Shen Yu's hand and pressed down:

"It's just small, it's not nothing, and it's not a depression! You can touch it carefully! Not only with your hands, but with your heart, feel it with your heart!"

"...YSL small clarinet."

Shen Yu evaluated with a heavy face, Jiang Weihe slapped his hand off angrily:

"Fuck you! Is this a MAC bullet anyway?"

"There can't be more Mentholatum lip balm." Shen Yu gave in.

"If you can't speak, I can treat you as dead, don't try to change the subject! If you take me in, I won't have to live with Duan Jinnian anymore!" Jiang Weihe wrote revenge in capitals.

"I thought about taking you in, but isn't that not allowed by God?" Shen Yu cried out, "Didn't I invite you to my house last time? You can still be tied up while walking on the main road in broad daylight, isn't it?" God’s will? My Duan Jinnian owns a Porsche 911 with a time of 80 seconds, and with my two legs, I can’t even breathe in the exhaust of other people’s cars.”

Well, there is one thing to say, Shen Yu is the most innocent passer-by, and these fan authors are really, can't they walk alone and let the century-old Haohe be beautiful alone? It's a bit of an all-or-nothing smack, it's fine that he and Duan Jinnian can't go back, but Shen Yu is innocent!Who doesn't say a word of bad luck after reading it?

"Don't worry about old Shen," Jiang Weihe's eyes became resolute, and he shook hands with Shen Yu tragically like a soldier, "We will definitely go back."

"If we can't go back, we will still be actors together."

Shen Yu's eyes are also extremely firm, which makes Jiang Weihe full of confidence:

"Okay, it's settled, let's be actors together! In this world, we play Dangai and we fire up CP. The fat water doesn't flow to outsiders' fields. 'Hundred Years of Good River' is fake, and 'Yongyu Love River' is real!"

"It's true!" Shen Yu shook Jiang Weihe's hand tightly, "Let's say first that I want to play 1."

"If you can't solve the first small problem of the penultimate math problem, you still deserve to be 1? It must be me." Jiang Weihe sneered.

"Put it down, just your lipstick, and you will be expelled from a fan girl directly. Being a 1 can be difficult for anything, but it can't be difficult for you here, you know?"

Shen Yu patted Jiang Weihe's lipstick, Jiang Weihe was so angry that he wanted to bite Shen Yu:

"You understand everything, right?"

As a result, "Yong Yu Ai He" collapsed halfway through its business due to a different model, and suffered BE.

Sitting in the passenger seat, Jiang Weihe stared at Duan Jinnian all the way. Duan Jinnian couldn't take it anymore and asked while waiting for the red light:

"what happened?"

"Tell me, how on earth are we going to go back? It's been a month, and there is no movement at all!"

After all, this is not only related to the future of the two of them, but also Shen Yu, an innocent passer-by. Jiang Weihe really couldn't bear to drag Shen Yu into the sinking with them.

If you have to choose one person to be a disaster, it must be Duan Jinnian!

"You have to ask yourself that." Duan Jinnian said flatly.

"Myself? How do I—oh..."

Duan Jinnian didn’t mention Jiang Weihe, and he forgot about it. In the end of this fanfiction, they fell in love. Jiang Weihe sincerely hopes that the majority of fangirls can understand a truth: a twisted melon is not sweet, and a strong CP will suffer. Damn.

Jiang Weihe didn't think he would like Duan Jinnian before, but now that it has become a mandatory task, Jiang Weihe feels even more conflicted.But from the past to the present, Jiang Weihe has never seriously thought about this possibility - will he fall in love with Duan Jinnian at a certain time, at a certain place, under certain circumstances?

Maybe when filming, because I conscientiously and professionally interpret the role I play, and bring myself into this role, there will always be a few moments when I can’t tell the truth from the false, whether I am moved by the character in front of me, or for the character. The actor is heartbroken.

"Don't be too stressed, just let nature take its course, I said I will support you."

I don't know if the two have been together for a long time, Jiang Weihe feels that Duan Jinnian has become more humane, and he will not be so rigid when comforting others.Not to mention, a 911-year-old handsome guy who drives a 4000 said lightly that I will support you, which is a perfect interpretation of "the most deadly pretense is invisible". Feeling stuck: What exactly does it take to be considered a liking?

Jiang Weihe felt ashamed when he said it. The only time he fell in love was in college, with the classmate next door, but he was busy with auditions and modeling, so he had no time to fall in love, so they broke up in the end. It's clear soup and water are not as good as him, the only physical contact with women is for work, even the cats at home are male, alas!

Seeing those young artists whose personal lives are more chaotic than the notes taken during naps in class, Jiang Weihe can only hehe: He is 28 years old and still a virgin, he What did you say?

In short, Jiang Weihe's love experience is rounded to zero. It is really difficult for him to like someone, and as he grows older, his yearning for love has been washed away by life and he almost no longer has expectations. Having said that, Duan Jinnian again What do you think?It's no use just because he likes Duan Jinnian, Duan Jinnian has to like himself, so that they can have a happy end, right?

"What about you? Duan, what do you think about me..."

When the green light came on, Duan Jinnian stepped on the accelerator, his expression remained the same, showing no emotion.

"What do you think?"

Duan Jinnian asked back, Jiang Weihe was speechless: Duan Jinnian is here to play football with him, why not go to the national football team to win glory for the country, the key is that Jiang Weihe really can't understand Duan Jinnian, he just thinks that Duan Jinnian Nian was pretty good to him.

"I think you are very kind to me, and you should like me too, right?"

Jiang Weihe fully demonstrated the art of language, and hoped that Duan Jinnian would not be shameless.

"...That's right."

Duan Jinnian seemed dissatisfied with this answer, Jiang Weihe didn't dare to make fun of himself any more, so he obediently shut up.

Duan Jinnian drove the car into the garage, the light dimmed, he came to open the door for Jiang Weihe in the dark, but Jiang Weihe held his arm.

"Xiao Duan, I want to tell you, uh, something, if you don't accept it, you can directly refuse..."

"what's up?"

Duan Jinnian's voice and the hot air he exhaled when he spoke were like soft feathers getting into Jiang Weihe's earholes, itching so much that Jiang Weihe subconsciously tilted his head and scratched his ears. stand up.

"That's right, I...can I kiss you?"

Duan Jinnian was silent, Jiang Weihe was afraid that Duan Jinnian would think he was playing a hooligan, so he quickly explained:

"I guess maybe this 'like' should trigger some kind of plot, for example, hugging and kissing is an expression of liking, so let's act it out? Maybe it will go back booming——"

"No." Duan Jinnian refused at the speed of light.

"They're all old men, you won't lose a piece of meat if you kiss them!"

"This is my first kiss." Duan Jinnian turned on the interior lights, his face was cold, "If you kiss me, you will be responsible."

The author has something to say: It is said that a straight man who plays Dangai only cares about one question: whether I play 1 or 0