Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

"Isn't it?! Then how do you film?!" Jiang Weihe really didn't realize that Duan Jinnian is actually a big innocent boy!

"I don't do kissing scenes." Duan Jinnian said it as a matter of course.

"……Too."

Jiang Weihe pouted into a chick's mouth, out of shape with jealousy: Resource coffee is cool, and he has the power to choose scripts and reject them. How can a former [-]th-line actor like him be thankful if he has a drama? How dare he choose? Pick and choose!

"You should give your first kiss to the person you like, you understand." Jiang Weihe patted Duan Jinnian's thigh, trying to ease the embarrassment, "It's because I don't keep my masculinity, Sao Urui."

"Unless—" Duan Jinnian's eyelashes trembled, "You are willing to take responsibility."

Jiang Weihe was so puzzled that his eyes widened: Isn't it just a kiss, why should he be responsible?Besides, how can he be responsible? Could it be that after kissing Duan Jinnian, he will be married home with red makeup? !Forget it then, Jiang Weihe said with a sneer:

"I can't bear this responsibility, forget it, you pretend I didn't ask, don't worry about it, Balala Energy Makabaka Avada Suo Ming lost his memory quickly!"

Jiang Weihe gestured to Duan Jinnian in the air to cast magic with a wand, then rushed out of the car and ran away without a trace.

Jiang Weihe and Duan Jinnian got up at four o'clock today for the college entrance examination. In fact, Duan Jinnian didn't need to take the college entrance examination in this world, but he still worked hard as Jiang Weihe's driver.

All the third-year students gathered at the school first, and then the school uniformly sent a bus to the designated hospital for a physical examination. Jiang Weihe was so sleepy that he couldn't keep his eyes open. As soon as he got on the bus, he slept on Shen Yu's shoulder with his eyes crooked and his mouth slanted. Because the saliva dripped onto Shen Yu's school uniform, Shen Yu slapped him several times.

The other students were very excited. There was a microphone in the car, and a few boys were singing "Dream Chaser" at the top of their voices.As soon as Jiang Weihe opened his eyes, in front of him was a big, simple and honest smile, and a microphone that almost stuck in his throat:

"Sister-in-law, please say something?"

"It's absolutely impossible!" Shen Yu's face changed suddenly, he snatched the microphone and stuffed it into the hands of the girl next door with a confused face, "Okay, okay, you guys go and play, go, go..."

The big fool was sent away in a disheartened manner, Jiang Weihe couldn't bear it:

"Old Shen, you are so cruel. This is called having fun with the people. These children are so happy, what's wrong with singing a few lines?"

"Pull you down," Shen Yu pinched Jiang Weihe's cheek and squeezed him into a round octopus mouth. "All the singers in the Chinese music scene are dead, and it's not your turn to open the mouth."

"tui—"

Jiang Weihe spat at Shen Yu with his mouth full, Shen Yu tilted his head and dodged:

"Hey, I can't tui!"

"tui—"

Jiang Weihe turned into a pea shooter, and launched another blow, but Shen Yu easily dodged it. Shen Yu patted Jiang Weihe's flushed face contemptuously:

"You are a bad brother."

"Shen Yu," Jiang Weihe said suddenly and seriously, "Let's kiss."

Shen Yu was stunned for a moment, and then entered the scene in a second, holding Jiang Weihe's face affectionately, and said in a low voice:

"You are so rude."

"No, I'm serious. If I kiss you, I might travel back in time. Do you want to kiss?"

"True or not?" Shen Yu licked his lips with a blurred gaze, and cast a flamboyant wink at Jiang Weihe, "I'm good at kissing, bear with me."

"That's right! Let me just say, this is the reaction that a normal person should have!" Jiang Weihe thumped his thigh in outrage, "That kid Duan Jinnian insisted that it was his first kiss and he didn't want to kiss him. I really don't understand. Two old men, what's the matter with a kiss? You won't get pregnant, who would take kissing a man seriously!"

"You didn't even kiss on the mouth?!" Shen Yu was shocked by a beautiful man on the spot, "You both slept in the same bed, why didn't you even kiss on the mouth? Are you really just chatting under the blanket at night?"

"That's not just chatting," Jiang Weihe scratched his head, "I'm memorizing texts before going to bed, or he's testing my English vocabulary."

"...You are quite proud."

Shen Yu broke the defense, covered his face and turned on the autistic mode, Jiang Weihe felt very uncomfortable, put his arms around Shen Yu's shoulder and shook:

"Old Shen, I will try to find a way."

Shen Yu said weakly:

"I... come... to die... you..."

"Don't be so old," Jiang Weihe gritted his teeth, "We must go back."

There was a blood draw in the physical examination items of the college entrance examination. Shen Yu was dizzy with blood and wanted to jump out of the window to escape. In the end, he was subdued by the joint efforts of teachers and students, and finally a tube of blood was drawn.

After the blood was drawn, Shen Yuwan's face was pale, his hands and feet were cold, his whole body seemed to be sucked dry, his cheeks were sunken, and he aged ten years instantly. His head was resting on Jiang Weihe's lap, and he murmured deliriously:

"Old Jiang, people speak well when they are about to die. I have to tell you something."

"Tell me, old Shen," Jiang Weihe pressed his cheek into Shen Yu's palm, his eyes were full of tears, and his expression was mournful, "If I have a daughter-in-law, I will take care of her as my own wife, son, Go at ease."

"I was too lazy to wash my underwear, so I wore yours secretly."

"It's okay, it's just underwear."

"But your panties are so small, I'm too tight to wear them."

"..."

"Salty zongzi is justice. Dogs don't eat sweet zongzi."

"I'll give you a punch, Zaizhong! Sweet rice dumplings are the best in the world!"

Jiang Weihe punched Shen Yu in the stomach, hitting Shen Yu almost to death.At this time, the next class for the physical examination came in, and saw the corpses of the previous group of students who fainted and died lying in the field, and several of them were already feeling unwell due to empathy.When Duan Jinnian passed by, he saw Jiang Weihe and Shen Yu fighting each other, and was about to pass by silently, when suddenly his shoulders were heavy:

"Brother! You're here! Sister-in-law is hooking up with other men there!"

The silly guy is like a broadcasting speaker at the entrance of the village. With this loud voice, everyone in the room looked at Duan Jinnian in unison. After all, Duan Jinnian is a famous figure in the school and the leader of female carbon-based creatures in the global village. The lover of his dreams, he has a partner, half the sky collapsed.

The boys booed at the side, wanting to see the face of Duan Jinnian's girlfriend, the silly guy pointed in the direction of Jiang Weihe and Shen Yu, Duan Jinnian was speechless as a fairy.The boys were disappointed, the girls were okay again.

The hard indicator for judging the popularity of a male high school student in school is to see how many grandfathers, fathers, sons, grandsons, wives, and husbands this boy has. Duan Jinnian glanced at Jiang Weihe indifferently and left. In a low voice, he asked Jiang Weihe:

"Did you mess with him?"

"……may be."

Ever since Jiang Weihe's proposal to kiss Duan Jinnian was rejected, in the past few days, I don't know if it's Jiang Weihe's psychological effect, he always feels that Duan Jinnian is wary of him.There's no need for that, he asked so politely, it's definitely impossible for the beast to do something to Duan Jinnian, is Duan Jinnian still a man?

Thinking of this, Jiang Weihe is not happy anymore, he is not without temper well, he will stop serving whoever he loves!

After the physical examination, the bus carried the students back to school. The energy and vigor of the high school students would never be exhausted. Dozens of people on the bus sang "My Future Is Not a Dream" loudly. Shen Yu, listening to this youthful and energetic singing voice, heard "I have never forgotten me, the promise to myself", it is inevitable that I feel a little bit sad.

Jiang Weihe’s childhood dream was to be an actor. There were TV dramas on TV, and he would stand in front of the TV and act with the people in the drama. When he went to junior high school, he always imitated his teacher’s words and deeds exactly the same, which made him very funny. The classmates were laughing and crawling all over the floor. Everyone said, Jiang Weihe, it’s a pity that you don’t go to act. Ten years later, you will definitely be the best actor——Jiang Weihe was still very young at that time, full of hope for his future, convinced I have no doubt that I will become a well-known actor.

In a blink of an eye, half of my life has passed by in such a muddle. If it weren't for the popularity of "A Thousand Cities", Jiang Weihe really wanted to give up. It is really difficult for ordinary people to persist in making achievements without even being recognized.

So Duan Jinnian is you... Thank you.

It hasn't rained recently, and the weather is very, very hot. On the way to the cafeteria for lunch at noon, Jiang Weihe passed under a tree and was almost infested by cicadas.Jiang Weihe was already in a bad mood, and even the cicada bullied him, so he climbed up the tree to catch the cicada, picked up a mineral water bottle and put it in it.

Jiang Weihe brought the cicada back to the classroom during his lunch break. All the classmates came to watch and discussed how to deal with the cicada. The girls all suggested to let the cicada go, and the boys offered all kinds of "torture".

Some said to pour hot water into the bottle to scald it to death, some said to pierce it with compasses, and some said to cut off its mouth to make it dumb. Worry arises in the future: Isn't it common knowledge that cicadas use their abdomen to make sounds?

In the end, Jiang Weihe just locked the cicada in a mineral water bottle and didn't let it go, but he didn't torture it either.The cicada was still quite obedient, and might have given up struggling, and didn't sing much.

After school, Jiang Weihe gave the cicada to Duan Jinnian as a tribute and asked Duan Jinnian for peace:

"Play for you, don't be angry with me."

Duan Jinnian took the mineral water bottle, shook it, and the cicada inside screamed loudly. Duan Jinnian took it in his hand and looked at it for a while, then said:

"This is the third cicada you gave me."

Jiang Weihe was stunned: At that time when he was filming in the mountains, he did catch cicadas for Duan Jinnian to play with, but after more than a year, he did not expect Duan Jinnian to remember them so carefully, but what is so good about such things? ?

"There are so many trees in the school. If you like it, I'll get you a bottle tomorrow."

"...No need."

"If you take my cicada, you can't be angry with me." Jiang Weihe revealed his true face as a wolf grandma in less than three seconds.

"I'm not angry with you." Duan Jinnian said.

"Is it because my proposal to kiss you makes you feel disgusted?" Jiang Weihe was a little aggrieved, "Don't get me wrong, I don't think of you as unmanly, I just want to go back too much So to offer a possibility, I really don't want to take advantage of you—"

"Jiang Weihe."

Duan Jinnian suddenly called Jiang Weihe by his name in an extremely serious tone, which frightened Jiang Weihe into stiff muscles: Why are you so serious?You don't want to turn against him, do you?Calling him a pervert, sexually harassing his ex-colleagues, banning him from the industry when he returns home, getting out of the entertainment industry, wearing a rose gold bracelet for joy, moving into Hangzhou real estate...

"I'm going to kiss you."

After speaking, Duan Jinnian kissed Jiang Weihe.

The author has something to say: Guess if the kiss arrived -V-