Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target
Chapter 17 About Crazy Criticism of Beauty Rose and Gun Killing the Moon
Jiang Weihe almost spit out the rainbow special effect of faceu. In fact, his alcohol capacity is not bad, but the drinks provided by this high-end banquet are too real, and he used too much force, and he died directly.
Jiang Weihe came out of the toilet cubicle with sloppy gait, unexpectedly Duan Jinnian was still waiting for him outside the door, Jiang Weihe went to the sink to wash, Duan Jinnian came forward silently, handed Jiang Weihe Jiang Weihe took a bottle of mineral water after thanking him, unscrewed it, and rinsed his mouth.
Her hairstyle was messed up, her make-up was messed up, and the sparkle on her face was washed away by tears. Jiang Weihe felt desolate in his heart, so he could only touch some water helplessly to smooth the loose hair.When Jiang Weihe looked in the mirror and straightened his appearance, he had a strong intuition that Duan Jinnian was looking at him, but Duan Jinnian's cap was pressed down so low that Jiang Weihe couldn't even see his face clearly.
At this time, Zhao Sijin came in talking and laughing with others, and the others went to the toilet, while Zhao Sijin walked to the sink and washed his hands side by side with Jiang Weihe.Jiang Weihe hurriedly pretended not to notice, and continued to concentrate on styling his hairstyle. Suddenly, Zhao Sijin slapped Jiang Weihe's butt, and Jiang Weihe shook his hand, and directly tore off his hairstyle.
Seeing this situation, Zhao Sijin pretended nothing happened, but talked enthusiastically with Jiang Weihe:
"Weihe, old classmate, I'm really happy for you to be as popular as you are today! Didn't you announce the endorsement of LU some time ago? This wave, this wave is soaring in situ."
Just looking at Zhao Sijin's appearance, he is a handsome guy with an elegant temperament, so it is easy to create an illusion of being approachable. In fact, he is the only one. Not through fair competition, Zhao Sijin's team is as dirty as himself.
"Hahaha no, it's all luck, luck," Jiang Weihe smiled brightly, and patted his wet hand on Zhao Sijin's shoulder, "Unlike you, you are all down-to-earth, step by step, take down The actor's international impact is just around the corner!"
Zhao Sijin laughed until he couldn't see his eyes, and hugged Jiang Weihe's slender waist vigorously:
"Oh, ouch, don't dare, but you are a real top-notch now, come on, let me rub- rub- your redness."
As Zhao Sijin said, the strength in his hands was still increasing, and that strength wished to cut off Jiang Weihe's waist.
"Please let it go."
Duan Jinnian came forward suddenly, and bumped into Zhao Sijin's shoulder heavily. Duan Jinnian was not only tall, but he looked slender, but he was full of muscles when he took off his clothes. Sijin staggered from the bump.
Then Duan Jinnian sharply turned on the faucet to the maximum, rubbed it sloppily a few times to close it, and shook his hands vigorously a few times, water splashed everywhere, and Zhao Sijin's suit was wet all at once.Zhao Sijin let go of Jiang Weihe and turned to Duan Jinnian, with a smile on his face that didn't diminish by half:
"Young Master Duan, I have admired you for a long time. I saw a real person for the first time today. He is indeed a young talent. The title of carbon-based biological husband is not for nothing, hahaha..."
Duan Jinnian turned a deaf ear to it, without even giving Zhao Sijin a look, took off his peaked cap, and gently put it on Jiang Weihe's messy hair:
"gone."
Like an obedient puppy, Jiang Weihe immediately followed Duan Jinnian away.
"Small duan, thank you so much just now!"
Jiang Weihe pressed his peaked cap, wagging his invisible tail and circling Duan Jinnian. Now Jiang Weihe firmly believed that the relationship between him and Duan Jinnian had been qualitatively sublimated in that campus essay. A man's life-and-death friendship is established in a harsh and extreme environment.
"Pants." Duan Jinnian reminded.
Jiang Weihe quickly reached out and touched his father's. Sure enough, Zhao Sijin wiped his wet hand on his butt on purpose. He pouted his butt to Duan Jinnian and asked through gritted teeth:
"How about it, are the handprints obvious? This is a dirty thing, next time I find a place where no one is around and smash him!"
Duan Jinnian dared not look directly:
"……fine."
"That's fine, but my hair..." Jiang Weihe pressed his chest in pain, "My hair is messed up, and my heart is also messed up."
"Here's your hat."
"Thanks husband!"
After returning from fanfiction, Jiang Weihe looked at Duan Jinnian again, he was 180 pleasing to the eye, and said that his husband was willing.Duan Jinnian choked, and asked jealously:
"Which number am I your husband?"
"Of course it's just you!" What a question.
"Where's Shen Yu?"
"He is my son."
"……Oh."
Jiang Weihe went back to the party, and Duan Jinnian followed him every step of the way. The two met the new director Duan Jinsi was talking about. He said he was a newcomer, but he was over 50 years old. He was a well-known best-selling author. A suspense novel turned into a movie.
The writer talks eloquently. Give him a gavel and an allegro to start acting. The more Jiang Weihe listens, the more hopeless he becomes. Listening to his tone, he definitely doesn't like these popular actors, most of them are used for fans and entertainment. It was a gimmick, but out of politeness, I still had a lot of wine.After listening to the meeting, Duan Jinsi asked casually:
"Then look at my young year, what is suitable for the role?"
The writer got drunk, squinted his eyes and scanned Duan Jinnian from head to toe, then shook his head:
"Not good, not good, this face is only bought by little girls, the murderer is so handsome, little girls will follow the five senses, you can't let young master Duan act as a corpse, hahaha..."
Duan Jinsi nodded and smiled:
"That's what a pity."
Then he beckoned, and several young and beautiful artists came to chat with the writer. The writer was so happy that he couldn't see his eyes from laughing, and started a new round of painting cakes.
Duan Jinsi took Duan Jinnian up to the second floor to sit in a box, Jiang Weihe wanted to get out, but was held back by Duan Jinnian, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow.
There is a transparent floor-to-ceiling window in the private room. Looking down, you can have a panoramic view of the glamorous and undercurrent Vanity Fair.Duan Jinsi lit a cigarette and let out a laugh:
"Calling him a great writer, he really thinks of himself as Lu Xun. Now those so-called 'literati' all think that their literary stars are down to earth, and their masterpieces can be included in the nine-year compulsory education textbooks... Oh, by the way, Xiao Jiang, you are also there , I almost forgot..."
Duan Jinsi took out his mobile phone, pointed at Jiang Weihe and Duan Jinnian, smiled apologetically and said:
"Your sister-in-law has been knocking on you recently. You two are a couple. What's your name... Hiss, it sounds like a wedding speech. What are you talking about and having a son together..."
"A century-old river." Jiang Weihe reminded thoughtfully.
"Yes! Come on, sit closer, Xiaonian, put your arms around Xiaojiang, hey, yes, let's move our heads closer together, hey good! Come on, laugh, Xiaonian, smile happily!"
Duan Jinsi is like a wedding photographer, in full swing guiding a couple to take wedding photos:
"Okay, come on, look at the camera, and then say, 'The century-old river is real', I'll take it back and give it to your sister-in-law, and I promise not to spread it! Three two one——"
"The century-old river is true." Jiang Weihe said with a stiff smile.
"The century-old river is true." Duan Jinnian said mechanically and numbly.
It's great to be rich, Jiang Weihe thought enviously, as long as you are rich enough, your CP is real.
It was already early morning after the party. Considering that if the paparazzi were to look at pictures and write words, Duan Jinsi reserved rooms for Jiang Weihe and Duan Jinnian. As a result, there was only one big bed room left, and the hotel could not coordinate the second room. Duan Jinsi He didn't drink for a year, so he gave up his room to Jiang Weihe, and he went home.
Jiang Weihe drank wine to help him fall asleep, and fell asleep happily after taking a bath.
In the middle of the night, Jiang Weihe felt cold all over his body, and suddenly woke up. The intense pale light made him unable to open his eyes, and he could only hear a noise in his ears:
"Wake up, wake up! The young master is awake!"
"That's great, master, you're finally awake!"
"Go and inform sir and madam! Hurry up!"
What... Jiang Weihe looked around dully. At the moment, he was in a well-decorated ward. There was a faint pungent smell of disinfectant and alcohol in his nasal cavity. He raised his head and scratched his head, and found There is also an infusion tube inserted.
This is... crossing over again? !Jiang Weihe had a splitting headache: last time he was standing on the street, this time he was sick, will he be paraplegic next time?One or two of these fangirls, can't he just think of something better!
A middle-aged man and a middle-aged woman appeared at the door of the ward. When they saw Jiang Weihe, the woman immediately cried until she burst into tears, and hugged Jiang Weihe in her arms:
"My poor child, woo woo woo... It's my parents who are sorry for you, you have always been our favorite baby, how can we live if you die, woo woo woo——If you die, from now on, everyone in the world A rain is the tears of the Creator for the loss of the most perfect handicraft created by himself. Your grave will be walked by every man who has loved you or still loves you. You will take away their true passion heartbeat, from now on they are just walking corpses."
Jiang Weihe was so strangled by the woman that he couldn't breathe, so he quickly let the emotional mother let go:
"Sister, sister, beauty, beauty, you strangled me cough cough cough—"
"Why don't you even call your parents? Xiaohe, don't blame us, of course we don't want you to marry Shen Yu either! Huh, but if you don't marry him, our family will go bankrupt. If you are sold on the black market, you will become a dirty mermaid trapped in a quagmire. Your beauty is a Pandora's box, which will only bring you misfortune and pain. Your beauty is the Aurora rose lingering in the dark night. The bullets loaded in the pistol penetrate every man's chest..."
The woman's cold tears slapped Jiang Weihe's face indiscriminately, the amount of information was too huge, Jiang Weihe's brain couldn't handle it—did he hear Shen Yu's name just now?
"Shen Yu, what's wrong with Shen Yu?"
"Is this kid out of his mind? Why doesn't he look very smart?" The middle-aged man frowned, "Let the doctor take a look."
The doctor came soon, opened Jiang Weihe's eyelids and fiddled with his limbs to beat him up, called the men and women aside, muttering, Jiang Weihe vaguely heard words such as jumping into the sea and amnesia.
Then the woman turned her head and happily held Jiang Weihe's hand:
"Xiaohe, Shen Yu is your fiancé, you are the seventh rib in his chest that hurts him, you are the pink moon that hangs in his heart, you are the gentle hometown of your dreams, and you are the only flower in his garden." Delicate and charming wild rose, dangerous, romantic, you are drowning fish drowning in the river of love—”
"Can you say something human?" Jiang Weihe was so embarrassed that he was about to tear the mattress with his toes.
"You are going to marry Shen Yu tomorrow!"
...Could it be that this time I have entered the "Yongyu Love River" fanfiction?Jiang Weihe's goosebumps all over his body: Why are the lines of the characters here so contrived? !He a big man can't stand this!
The author has something to say: Lao Shen is a mascot tool
Jiang Weihe came out of the toilet cubicle with sloppy gait, unexpectedly Duan Jinnian was still waiting for him outside the door, Jiang Weihe went to the sink to wash, Duan Jinnian came forward silently, handed Jiang Weihe Jiang Weihe took a bottle of mineral water after thanking him, unscrewed it, and rinsed his mouth.
Her hairstyle was messed up, her make-up was messed up, and the sparkle on her face was washed away by tears. Jiang Weihe felt desolate in his heart, so he could only touch some water helplessly to smooth the loose hair.When Jiang Weihe looked in the mirror and straightened his appearance, he had a strong intuition that Duan Jinnian was looking at him, but Duan Jinnian's cap was pressed down so low that Jiang Weihe couldn't even see his face clearly.
At this time, Zhao Sijin came in talking and laughing with others, and the others went to the toilet, while Zhao Sijin walked to the sink and washed his hands side by side with Jiang Weihe.Jiang Weihe hurriedly pretended not to notice, and continued to concentrate on styling his hairstyle. Suddenly, Zhao Sijin slapped Jiang Weihe's butt, and Jiang Weihe shook his hand, and directly tore off his hairstyle.
Seeing this situation, Zhao Sijin pretended nothing happened, but talked enthusiastically with Jiang Weihe:
"Weihe, old classmate, I'm really happy for you to be as popular as you are today! Didn't you announce the endorsement of LU some time ago? This wave, this wave is soaring in situ."
Just looking at Zhao Sijin's appearance, he is a handsome guy with an elegant temperament, so it is easy to create an illusion of being approachable. In fact, he is the only one. Not through fair competition, Zhao Sijin's team is as dirty as himself.
"Hahaha no, it's all luck, luck," Jiang Weihe smiled brightly, and patted his wet hand on Zhao Sijin's shoulder, "Unlike you, you are all down-to-earth, step by step, take down The actor's international impact is just around the corner!"
Zhao Sijin laughed until he couldn't see his eyes, and hugged Jiang Weihe's slender waist vigorously:
"Oh, ouch, don't dare, but you are a real top-notch now, come on, let me rub- rub- your redness."
As Zhao Sijin said, the strength in his hands was still increasing, and that strength wished to cut off Jiang Weihe's waist.
"Please let it go."
Duan Jinnian came forward suddenly, and bumped into Zhao Sijin's shoulder heavily. Duan Jinnian was not only tall, but he looked slender, but he was full of muscles when he took off his clothes. Sijin staggered from the bump.
Then Duan Jinnian sharply turned on the faucet to the maximum, rubbed it sloppily a few times to close it, and shook his hands vigorously a few times, water splashed everywhere, and Zhao Sijin's suit was wet all at once.Zhao Sijin let go of Jiang Weihe and turned to Duan Jinnian, with a smile on his face that didn't diminish by half:
"Young Master Duan, I have admired you for a long time. I saw a real person for the first time today. He is indeed a young talent. The title of carbon-based biological husband is not for nothing, hahaha..."
Duan Jinnian turned a deaf ear to it, without even giving Zhao Sijin a look, took off his peaked cap, and gently put it on Jiang Weihe's messy hair:
"gone."
Like an obedient puppy, Jiang Weihe immediately followed Duan Jinnian away.
"Small duan, thank you so much just now!"
Jiang Weihe pressed his peaked cap, wagging his invisible tail and circling Duan Jinnian. Now Jiang Weihe firmly believed that the relationship between him and Duan Jinnian had been qualitatively sublimated in that campus essay. A man's life-and-death friendship is established in a harsh and extreme environment.
"Pants." Duan Jinnian reminded.
Jiang Weihe quickly reached out and touched his father's. Sure enough, Zhao Sijin wiped his wet hand on his butt on purpose. He pouted his butt to Duan Jinnian and asked through gritted teeth:
"How about it, are the handprints obvious? This is a dirty thing, next time I find a place where no one is around and smash him!"
Duan Jinnian dared not look directly:
"……fine."
"That's fine, but my hair..." Jiang Weihe pressed his chest in pain, "My hair is messed up, and my heart is also messed up."
"Here's your hat."
"Thanks husband!"
After returning from fanfiction, Jiang Weihe looked at Duan Jinnian again, he was 180 pleasing to the eye, and said that his husband was willing.Duan Jinnian choked, and asked jealously:
"Which number am I your husband?"
"Of course it's just you!" What a question.
"Where's Shen Yu?"
"He is my son."
"……Oh."
Jiang Weihe went back to the party, and Duan Jinnian followed him every step of the way. The two met the new director Duan Jinsi was talking about. He said he was a newcomer, but he was over 50 years old. He was a well-known best-selling author. A suspense novel turned into a movie.
The writer talks eloquently. Give him a gavel and an allegro to start acting. The more Jiang Weihe listens, the more hopeless he becomes. Listening to his tone, he definitely doesn't like these popular actors, most of them are used for fans and entertainment. It was a gimmick, but out of politeness, I still had a lot of wine.After listening to the meeting, Duan Jinsi asked casually:
"Then look at my young year, what is suitable for the role?"
The writer got drunk, squinted his eyes and scanned Duan Jinnian from head to toe, then shook his head:
"Not good, not good, this face is only bought by little girls, the murderer is so handsome, little girls will follow the five senses, you can't let young master Duan act as a corpse, hahaha..."
Duan Jinsi nodded and smiled:
"That's what a pity."
Then he beckoned, and several young and beautiful artists came to chat with the writer. The writer was so happy that he couldn't see his eyes from laughing, and started a new round of painting cakes.
Duan Jinsi took Duan Jinnian up to the second floor to sit in a box, Jiang Weihe wanted to get out, but was held back by Duan Jinnian, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow.
There is a transparent floor-to-ceiling window in the private room. Looking down, you can have a panoramic view of the glamorous and undercurrent Vanity Fair.Duan Jinsi lit a cigarette and let out a laugh:
"Calling him a great writer, he really thinks of himself as Lu Xun. Now those so-called 'literati' all think that their literary stars are down to earth, and their masterpieces can be included in the nine-year compulsory education textbooks... Oh, by the way, Xiao Jiang, you are also there , I almost forgot..."
Duan Jinsi took out his mobile phone, pointed at Jiang Weihe and Duan Jinnian, smiled apologetically and said:
"Your sister-in-law has been knocking on you recently. You two are a couple. What's your name... Hiss, it sounds like a wedding speech. What are you talking about and having a son together..."
"A century-old river." Jiang Weihe reminded thoughtfully.
"Yes! Come on, sit closer, Xiaonian, put your arms around Xiaojiang, hey, yes, let's move our heads closer together, hey good! Come on, laugh, Xiaonian, smile happily!"
Duan Jinsi is like a wedding photographer, in full swing guiding a couple to take wedding photos:
"Okay, come on, look at the camera, and then say, 'The century-old river is real', I'll take it back and give it to your sister-in-law, and I promise not to spread it! Three two one——"
"The century-old river is true." Jiang Weihe said with a stiff smile.
"The century-old river is true." Duan Jinnian said mechanically and numbly.
It's great to be rich, Jiang Weihe thought enviously, as long as you are rich enough, your CP is real.
It was already early morning after the party. Considering that if the paparazzi were to look at pictures and write words, Duan Jinsi reserved rooms for Jiang Weihe and Duan Jinnian. As a result, there was only one big bed room left, and the hotel could not coordinate the second room. Duan Jinsi He didn't drink for a year, so he gave up his room to Jiang Weihe, and he went home.
Jiang Weihe drank wine to help him fall asleep, and fell asleep happily after taking a bath.
In the middle of the night, Jiang Weihe felt cold all over his body, and suddenly woke up. The intense pale light made him unable to open his eyes, and he could only hear a noise in his ears:
"Wake up, wake up! The young master is awake!"
"That's great, master, you're finally awake!"
"Go and inform sir and madam! Hurry up!"
What... Jiang Weihe looked around dully. At the moment, he was in a well-decorated ward. There was a faint pungent smell of disinfectant and alcohol in his nasal cavity. He raised his head and scratched his head, and found There is also an infusion tube inserted.
This is... crossing over again? !Jiang Weihe had a splitting headache: last time he was standing on the street, this time he was sick, will he be paraplegic next time?One or two of these fangirls, can't he just think of something better!
A middle-aged man and a middle-aged woman appeared at the door of the ward. When they saw Jiang Weihe, the woman immediately cried until she burst into tears, and hugged Jiang Weihe in her arms:
"My poor child, woo woo woo... It's my parents who are sorry for you, you have always been our favorite baby, how can we live if you die, woo woo woo——If you die, from now on, everyone in the world A rain is the tears of the Creator for the loss of the most perfect handicraft created by himself. Your grave will be walked by every man who has loved you or still loves you. You will take away their true passion heartbeat, from now on they are just walking corpses."
Jiang Weihe was so strangled by the woman that he couldn't breathe, so he quickly let the emotional mother let go:
"Sister, sister, beauty, beauty, you strangled me cough cough cough—"
"Why don't you even call your parents? Xiaohe, don't blame us, of course we don't want you to marry Shen Yu either! Huh, but if you don't marry him, our family will go bankrupt. If you are sold on the black market, you will become a dirty mermaid trapped in a quagmire. Your beauty is a Pandora's box, which will only bring you misfortune and pain. Your beauty is the Aurora rose lingering in the dark night. The bullets loaded in the pistol penetrate every man's chest..."
The woman's cold tears slapped Jiang Weihe's face indiscriminately, the amount of information was too huge, Jiang Weihe's brain couldn't handle it—did he hear Shen Yu's name just now?
"Shen Yu, what's wrong with Shen Yu?"
"Is this kid out of his mind? Why doesn't he look very smart?" The middle-aged man frowned, "Let the doctor take a look."
The doctor came soon, opened Jiang Weihe's eyelids and fiddled with his limbs to beat him up, called the men and women aside, muttering, Jiang Weihe vaguely heard words such as jumping into the sea and amnesia.
Then the woman turned her head and happily held Jiang Weihe's hand:
"Xiaohe, Shen Yu is your fiancé, you are the seventh rib in his chest that hurts him, you are the pink moon that hangs in his heart, you are the gentle hometown of your dreams, and you are the only flower in his garden." Delicate and charming wild rose, dangerous, romantic, you are drowning fish drowning in the river of love—”
"Can you say something human?" Jiang Weihe was so embarrassed that he was about to tear the mattress with his toes.
"You are going to marry Shen Yu tomorrow!"
...Could it be that this time I have entered the "Yongyu Love River" fanfiction?Jiang Weihe's goosebumps all over his body: Why are the lines of the characters here so contrived? !He a big man can't stand this!
The author has something to say: Lao Shen is a mascot tool
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