"My grass!"

Jiang Weihe uttered an earth-shattering C language, and his whole body was ejected from the bed: Where is this again? !Jiang Weihe looked around, looking at the interior decoration, it was obviously in a hotel room, why did he travel through again? !Jiang Weihe knelt down on the bed collapsed, and slammed his head on the pillow, thinking about what was wrong, isn't this the hotel he stayed in when he rushed to make the announcement? !

I'm back!I did it!I am really back!Ha ha ha ha!Jiang Weihe was crawling all over the ground laughing, and the great joy of the rest of his life even made him cry. At this moment, he just wanted to dance the song "Grateful Heart" and kowtow devoutly to thank God for his good life: I live, even if I want to die!

At this time, the phone rang, and the ringtone was also very familiar to Grandpa Lu’s previous live broadcast of Landlords: “Give a super double with a backhand, make a fortune with a muffled voice…” Jiang Weihe grabbed the phone, and the caller ID was Lao Shen, oh, it must be Shen Yu sent a congratulatory message, and Jiang Weihe happily answered the phone:

"Hey, old Shen, Happy Chinese New Year, Gong Xi Fa Cai, who gave birth to a precious son early, what did I say, I said that if I can come back, I will definitely be able to come back, don't look at how much a man says, it depends on how much a man does, I, Jiang Weihe , is a god of war, brother Hezi, forever god!"

After Shen Yu was silent for a long time, his tone was heavy and sad:

"Lao Jiang...unexpectedly, this day really came."

"What's the matter?" Jiang Weihe's heart skipped a beat.

"I know you've been under a lot of stress since you became popular, and I've been telling you to see a psychiatrist, but if you don't listen, it's all over now, and you're still crazy..."

"Playing me again? Are you addicted to drama?"

"Old Jiang, what are you talking about, whether you are acting or not, where are you, I will go and see you, you really need to see a doctor."

ah?Isn't this reality?Isn't it back to reality?Jiang Weihe rushes into the bathroom in a frenzy, the mirror reflects the face of the star Jiang Weihe, he stripped himself naked again, the body is also the original factory.

Jiang Weihe was terrified: Could it be that he was dreaming?Then this dream is too real... Jiang Weihe shuddered, could it be that he was too tired and mentally stressed to hallucinate?

--correct!There is one more person!There is another person who can prove whether he is crazy or has really time-traveled.

"It's all right, old Shen, don't be nervous, I just recited my lines, I have something to do here, I'll call you back later, bye!"

Now that the matter has come to this point, Jiang Weihe has released Duan Jinnian's WeChat account from the blacklist, regardless of the old and dead relationship.It may have been two months since he blocked Duan Jinnian. During these two months, Duan Jinnian might have found out that he was blocked and removed him from his contacts.

Jiang Weihe began to calm down slowly, and said after being deleted from friends, if Duan Jinnian and Shen Yu had the same reaction, then go to the hospital to see a doctor. Dear, dear—forget it or don’t ask, Jiang Weihe is cowardly, so let’s assume it’s an illusion.

Jiang Weihe called Shen Yu back, and Shen Yu told Jiang Weihe to go to a private party tomorrow, there were many producers and managers, and Shen Yu went there as a manager, saying that it was to attract investment and cast a role for a new director , Think of it as getting to know people.

Who is hungry?Of course, Jiang Weihe is greedy. With his current traffic and popularity, he is definitely far from reaching the threshold of the movie, but it is not against the law to make a face in front of the director, right?

Jiang Weihe glanced at the filming schedule, and it happened that tomorrow was a daytime scene, so he asked his agent Hu Wenwen for advice. Stars are reasonable and superstitious, and it is not auspicious to be called "Sister Hu". Jiang Weihe calls Hu Wenwen "Sister Wen" ", Hu Wenwen agreed, and repeatedly told Jiang Weihe not to drink too much, Jiang Weihe nodded and tapped the phone screen, and Sister Wen agreed for him to go.

The next day after the show, Jiang Weihe immediately changed into the most expensive suit. It was a bit bitter to say, this suit was given by the brand after Jiang Weihe became popular, otherwise he would have to wear it for the party before. Humph, if you don’t accompany the sunset, who are you when you make a comeback!

Now Jiang Weihe still has his own makeup artist, Xiaoyuan. He wants Xiaoyuan to paint him a make-up that is exaggerated yet understated, sparkling yet restrained. It is best to freeze the focus of the audience in a second. Do you know what I mean?Xiaoyuan understands in seconds:

"I understand, it's the kind of makeup that your little wolfdog husband saw that would make you give birth to four."

"..."

Jiang Weihe was tired, so he silently ordered a Cyber ​​Huazi for himself.The young girls around Jiang Weihe are all talking about "Hundred Years of Good River". Jiang Weihe has a good temper and no airs, anyone can joke with him... Jiang Weihe had a flash of inspiration and excitedly grabbed Xiaoyuan's wrist :

"Do you read fanfiction?"

Xiaoyuan was so frightened that he almost poured loose powder on Jiang Weihe's head:

"look."

"Then have you read an article on campus, it's me, uh, I'm on the street, I'm a scumbag, Duan Jinnian is a rich academic bully, and then I lived with him, and finally we fell in love," Jiang said. Wei He clasped his hands together, "Please, this article is really important to me!"

Xiaoyuan frowned and thought for a while:

"This kind of setting is too bad. If you click on the super chat of "Hundred Years of Good River", you can read ten similar settings in one minute. Is there any special plot?"

"Let's think about it, uh, I've been getting beaten up in this article? And there's a benefactor dad who drives a Mercedes?"

"This kind of article is too common, even if you read it, you forget it." Xiaoyuan shook his head regretfully.

Jiang Weihe had an ominous premonition:

"So what makes it special?"

Xiaoyuan's eyes light up instantly:

"For example, Duan Jinnian ran away with you, and finally delivered your baby in the public toilet!"

Jiang Weihe screamed and covered his ears:

"Why do fingers with a temperature of more than [-] degrees type such cold and cruel words!"

"Oh, you may feel that you can't accept it, but it's written so well! It's a masterpiece of town circles. There are so many divine sentences in that article, and many readers even copy the whole article by hand. It's called "Stockholm Butterfly", and there is similar "Romantic" You can watch both Killing the Rose and The Rotten Moon! Hey, Brother Jiang, what’s wrong with you, Brother Jiang, talk to me!"

Jiang Weihe: Don't cue, it's buried in the ground.

When Jiang Weihe arrived at the scene, there was a little commotion. After all, he was a newcomer recently, and his momentum was just right.

Xiaohua, who once looked down upon Jiang Weihe and refused to act with him, raised her skirt and toasted him with a smile; the actor who reduced Jiang Weihe's leading role by less than 30% hooked up with him Even Zhao Sijin came to clink glasses with Jiang Weihe, and everyone said that he and Jiang Weihe were classmates in elementary school, rounding up and down, Jiang Weihe almost vomited on the spot.

"Old Jiang! I've been waiting for you for a long time, come here..."

Fortunately, Shen Yu arrived in time to save Jiang Weihe from the fire and water.Jiang Weihe drank a few more glasses of wine, and hurried away with Shen Yu.Shen Yu pinched Jiang Weihe's jaw while walking, looked left and right:

"Your eyes are shining brightly, overwhelming all the female stars in the audience."

"Isn't it good-looking?" Jiang Weihe asked a little worriedly.

"It's beautiful," Shen Yu patted Jiang Weihe's shoulder, "I'll take you to meet Mr. Duan and that new director later, don't drink too much."

"Master Duan is here?"

"That's right, the new director this time is a friend of Mr. Duan, maybe the hero will let his younger brother act."

Jiang Weihe was a little surprised, because of his family background, Duan Jinnian was nicknamed the third son Duan in the circle because of his family background. The eldest son Duan was Duan Jinnian's eldest brother Duan Jinsi.Duan Jinsi made his fortune in the real estate business. It is said that he intends to develop in the entertainment industry. In recent years, he has invested in several movies. The biggest shareholder behind "A Thousand Cities" is Duan Jinsi. People in the industry joked that one day the entertainment industry will be named Duan. To carry Duan Jinnian's sedan chair.

Even if Jiang Weihe didn't want to drink, he couldn't stop the people who came to toast him. Jiang Weihe had drunk on his face, with natural makeup and flushed cheeks.

After a while, Shen Yu came to take Jiang Weihe to see Duan Jinsi. After all, they were brothers. Duan Jinsi looked somewhat similar to Duan Jinnian, but he was definitely not as good as Duan Jinnian.Jiang Weihe toasted Duan Jinsi, Duan Jinsi took out his pocket hand and shook Jiang Weihe's, and said with a smile:

"I know you. You are filming with my Xiaonian. Xiaonian often praises you to me."

"I'm overwhelmed, I'm overwhelmed..." Jiang Weihe was flattered.

Suddenly there was another burst of human noise coming from a distance. When everyone heard the movement, they subconsciously followed the sound, and it was Duan Jin's birthday.Duan Jinnian was dressed in casual clothes, a peaked cap, wireless earphones, and a shoulder bag. He didn't fit in with this party, as if a male college student had strayed into a high-end party.

Everyone toasted to Duan Jinnian, Duan Jinnian walked through the crowd without seeing them, Duan Jinsi raised his hand, Duan Jinnian saw it, took off his earphones and walked towards them, like an arrogant and indifferent cat.

"Just finished class?" Duan Jinsi asked thoughtfully.

"Ah."

Duan Jinnian glanced at the people present, and when his gaze passed Jiang Weihe, he took a second look calmly.

"It just so happens that your brother Weihe is also here, you two have a chat, I'll go find Director Dai."

After speaking, Duan Jinsi left, and when Jiang Weihe turned his head, Shen Yu, the son of a bitch, also ran away at some point, leaving only him and Duan Jinnian, this is an opportunity!Just as Jiang Weihe was about to speak, a group of people sprang out of nowhere, all chattering to toast Duan Jinnian.

Tons of perfume couldn't cover up Duan Jinnian's stinky face, these people insisted on drinking Duan Jinnian, Jiang Weihe quickly blocked the wine for Duan Jinnian:

"Tomorrow our college students will have classes. I'm his half-brother. I'll drink with you!"

Jiang Weihe came out on the way, immediately swept away everyone's interest, and intensified his efforts to persuade Jiang Weihe to drink.

Duan Jinnian dragged Jiang Weihe into the toilet, Jiang Weihe drank too much, lay on Duan Jinnian's back sticky and called out:

"Xiaoduan, Xiaoduan... Xiao-duan--"

Jiang Weihe called Duan Jinnian like calling a pet, his voice was much softer, and the tone was drawn out like a baby.

"... Mmm." Duan Jinnian's throat tightened a bit.

"Xiao Duan, let me tell you something."

"Say."

"That's right," Jiang Weihe's eyes straightened, and then he slapped his face heavily, "What am I going to say?"

"..."

"Oh, I remembered, it was us, the two of us—"

Jiang Weihe's expression changed suddenly, and Duan Jinnian asked nervously:

"what happened?"

Jiang Weihe sprinted straight into the nearest compartment:

"Vovo vomit yueyueyue..."

作者有话要说:下一篇双X咯噔文学,老江,真的很对不起你,要委屈你生孩子了:)感谢在2021-08-0420:47:41~2021-08-1221:34:43期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 347357761;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Zhang Yuge's baby, Turkish astronomer, Siweimian, TR, 53617680, 34735776, 317561771;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:老海23瓶;张语格的宝贝多20瓶;有缘自会相聚、栗子雪糕味雪糕、芋泥牛奶西米露10瓶;云梦你舅妈6瓶;粉刷熊5瓶;深藍怪物。2瓶;声声、魔法秃头莉莉卡1瓶;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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