Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

"Are we transmigrating into "Fast and Furious"?!"

The scene in front of him left all afterimages on the retina, Jiang Weihe couldn't handle it at all, he could only see the few black jeeps that were chasing after him in the rearview mirror.No matter how petite and soft the figure of the young master Jiang Weihe is, it would be very uncomfortable to squeeze in the driver's seat with Duan Jinnian who is nearly 1.9 meters tall.

Especially Jiang Weihe's exaggerated wedding dress filled the passenger seat and even the back seat of the car, and the rhinestones shone like light pollution.

"Can you use a gun?" Duan Jinnian asked suddenly.

"Is it worth ten yuan to play a balloon at a street stall?" Jiang Weihe smiled awkwardly.

"……also."

Duan Jinnian asked Jiang Weihe to climb to the back seat of the car and open the seat cushion. Jiang Weihe started immediately, but his duck-like butt got stuck between the seat seams. nausea:

"Xiao Duan, your car makes me miss Yue."

"Two hundred and three, bear with me."

Duan Jinnian pushed Jiang Weihe's ass, coupled with a sudden brake, directly bounced Jiang Weihe onto the back seat of the car. As expected, he was not afraid to travel around the world after learning physics, but the angle was not calculated properly. Jiang Weihe He almost flew out of the rear windshield of the car, but he didn't bother to complain. He quickly put the hem of the skirt between his legs, lifted the car cushion, and let out a heart-shattering exclamation:

"Fuck! Namo Gatling Bodhisattva! Master, I've realized it, we've entered the chicken-eating battleground and the version is open! Let me tell you that I can kill. In the past few seasons-"

"Change to the tire shooter," Duan Jinnian interrupted Jiang Weihe's bragging, "Don't make too much noise."

"The tire shooter... AWM?" Jiang Weihe scratched twice, "No, hey, there's an AK—"

A sudden sharp turn, Jiang Weihe flew out and hit the door of the car due to inertia, he even kicked the car seat, the skirt exploded like a light cloud and filled the rear half of the car, Jiang Weihe He pawed at the hem of the skirt twice as if he was swimming, and lifted the rear seat cushion again, and was surprised to find that there was an extra AWM:

"Hey, this is Doraemon's treasure bag, right? If you want anything, then I want a third-level head."

Jiang Weihe covered the car seat, put his palms together and closed his eyes to make a pious wish, and opened it again, dancing with excitement:

"Really, hahaha! Do you want Xiaoduan? I'll ask for one for you too?"

"……Need not."

"Give me another third-level armor... Hahahaha! It's so cool!"

"Then can you give me a stir-fried beef river...I have fried beef river with straw! It smells so delicious to me, hurry up and eat two bites first, Si Liu--Xiao Duan, are you hungry, have a bite?"

Jiang Weihe always cared about Duan Jinnian, and thoughtfully fed Duan Jinnian fried beef with a chopstick, Duan Jinnian shook his head silently.

"The back seat of the car, the back seat of the car, give me a wife... Hey? Why don't you have a wife?" Jiang Weihe was disappointed, and turned on and off several times in disbelief, "Where is my wife, what about my older wife?"

Jiang Weihe looked at the car rearview mirror with bewildered eyes, met Duan Jinnian's speechless eyes, and was enlightened instantly:

"It turns out that I'm still transmigrating into the fanfiction of 'Hundred Years of Good River'! So you are my wife!"

"Get rid of them quickly, the car will run out of gas."

Duan Jinnian urged Jiang Weihe to open the sunroof of the car at the same time. Jiang Weihe rubbed his fists and flexed his muscles and bones, but the bones of the young master Jiang Weihe's body were too soft, and his joints could not make any cracking sounds. Instead, he twisted like a snake. Don't worry about these details!

Jiang Weihe put on a helmet and body armor, and put the AWM on the roof of the car. The wild instinct in the man's bones to pursue excitement and danger made Jiang Weihe feel hot all over with excitement:

"The draft is on fire!"

Three minutes later, Jiang Weihe shrank back into the car screaming, and asked Duan Jinnian for help with a mournful face:

"Xiao Duan, I can't hit it, it seems that I can't hide it, I am the master of human body stroke..."

"You come and go."

Duan Jinnian immediately exchanged places with Jiang Weihe, the two twisted together like twists and turns, kissing me, me, you, me, me, and me, inseparable, and finally the exchange of places was over.

Jiang Weihe grasped the steering wheel, looked at the two hundred and two dials, and was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat: the master is in the folk, and the underworld is in the wrong hand. A little carelessness directly kills two people in one car.

Then Jiang Weihe heard the sound of a bullet being ejected and cut through the air. He decided that the shooting distance could not be too dense, but the rhythm was very even. After less than 2 minutes, Duan Jinnian sat back in the car again, panting. Tone:

"Are you under a hundred?"

"No, I remember stepping on 150..."

Duan Jinnian leaned over and took a look: 65, Jiang Weihe immediately made amends for himself:

"As a law-abiding citizen, you must strictly abide by the traffic rules! Excessive speed!"

"I don't blame you, it's easier to get a shot if you drive slowly, so let's find a place to rest first."

Seeing that the fuel gauge was running out, Jiang Weihe first drove the car to the gas station to refuel. The refueling brother saw Jiang Weihe in a white wedding dress with a third-level head and a lower body, and Duan Jinnian, who was dressed as a wild boy in the back row, embraced Pointing the gun, he smiled:

"Are you guys playing cospaly?"

"Yes, yes," Jiang Weihe nodded guiltily, "Number 95, thank you."

Then Jiang Weihe turned his head and asked Duan Jinnian in a low voice:

"Do you have gas money?"

Duan Jinnian shrugged, Jiang Weihe had an idea:

"Why don't you ask about the magical back seat of the car? Can you lift the seat cushion and have a look?"

Duan Jinnian lifted the car seat cushion and shook his head.

"Isn't it sir, this is out of order?" Jiang Weihe was heartbroken, "I wanted to make a wish for a big Australian lobster."

"It should have been necessary for the plot just now," Duan Jinnian put the gun away, opened the door and got out of the car, "I'll go to the trunk to check."

Duan Jinnian found a dusty backpack from the trunk of the car, opened it, and it was filled with pink and tender hundred-yuan bills.

This plot is familiar to Jiang Weihe, the main character who is hunted down in the movie is like this, let him write it, and write another five yuan: drive an unlicensed vehicle, hide a car full of weapons, pay with cash, live in a black hotel, sleep until late The door was kicked open in the middle of the night, and a group of people came in with machine guns "da da da" and fired. He turned 720 degrees in the air and dodged backwards for three and a half weeks. Finally, as soon as he put on his hat, he didn't like anyone, so he turned around and left——

"Ma'am, ma'am? Ma'am!"

"Huh?" Jiang Weihe came back to his senses, smiling like a fool, "Call me?"

"Five hundred and six in total."

Duan Jinnian, who was sitting in the co-pilot, stretched out his elder hand and handed over six brand new one hundred yuan to the refueling boy, asking Jiang Weihe to drive away. Jiang Weihe strongly condemned Duan Jinnian's extravagance and waste:

"How can this work? We are all unemployed, and the cost is one yuan less. Forty yuan is enough for us to have dinner..."

Duan Jinnian was speechless.

Jiang Weihe was driving, and couldn't help complaining to Duan Jinnian:

"There are one or two people here who can't speak well...By the way, you are so handsome with tattoos on your body. You guys have Guan Gong's tattoos all over your back. You won't suffer if you walk in society!"

Duan Jinnian's well-proportioned muscles and wild tattoos full of masculine strength attracted Jiang Weihe so much that he wanted to lick it with his tongue. Speaking of tongue, Jiang Weihe asked Duan Jinnian to open his mouth to look at the tongue nails. Duan Jinnian was obedient do so.

"Cool man, does it hurt?"

"No pain."

"I've heard it's good to kiss someone who nails their tongue..."

Jiang Weihe licked his lips unconsciously, like a greedy puppy, Duan Jinnian stuck out his tongue at Jiang Weihe:

"Try?"

"..."

"Kidding."

Duan Jinnian withdrew his tongue and turned his head back to the front.In fact, Jiang Weihe's mind was distracted at that moment, he really imagined himself and Duan Jinnian's passionate tongue in his mind...uhhhh!I didn't expect Duan Jinnian to make such jokes, it's too unscrupulous, if you don't abide by masculinity, you will be judged!

Jiang Weihe drove for a long time, and finally found a dilapidated clothing store with the style dreaming back to the millennium. Duan Jinnian went into the store to buy clothes, and when he came out, he took off all the eyebrow studs, lip studs and ear studs on his face. , the whole person is clean and cool, like a male version of Little Dragon Girl.

Jiang Weihe was finally able to change the wedding dress that got in the way. The wedding dress took up a lot of space, but the rhinestones on it could buy some money, so he might as well keep it for now, and sell it at a high-end bridal dress shop when the time comes.

Then the two found a fast hotel that looked unscrupulous, no need to register for ID card, eighty one night, the boss had a face full of gangsters, and his mouth smelled worse than the sewer:

"Look at the delicate skin and tender flesh of you two, don't be responsible for the accident, don't die in the room, especially you, the delicate little rose in the garden, you will be defiled by this filthy dark world, your tears will be the most pleasing to the devil Sweet honey water..."

Duan Jinnian lifted up the sleeves of his shirt without saying a word, revealing his two colorful arms, the boss immediately changed the topic:

"The elevator 3018 on the third floor goes straight to the left."

Jiang Weihe rolled his eyes, grabbed the door key and Duan Jinnian on the counter and left.

I don't know if it's because he was in a hurry to eat just now, but after he relaxed his mind, Jiang Weihe's stomach has been aching.So as soon as Jiang Weihe entered the room, he couldn't wait to rush into the toilet, looking at the toilet with a yellow gasket and spots of unknown stains in front of him, Jiang Weihe closed his eyes and bit his pants after three hundred rounds of fighting between heaven and man As soon as he took it off, he was about to put his butt down when he looked closely at the blood all over his underwear. Jiang Weihe was so frightened that his eyes turned black and he almost fainted in the toilet: When did he get injured? !Still hurt in this kind of place? !How could he feel nothing at all? !

Jiang Weihe stretched his hand tremblingly downwards, touched it, and rushed out of the toilet in the next second. Duan Jinnian was exhausted after fleeing for a day, and fell asleep. Waking up immediately after screaming:

"what happened?"

"I'm finished!" Jiang Weihe raised his bloody hand with ashes, "My bottom is cracked! It's over, I'm going to die before three episodes, fan girls, you guys are so cruel..."

Duan Jinnian asked after a little thought:

"May I help you see?"

Jiang Weihe immediately lay down on the bed very cooperatively, his posture was like a frog on an anatomy table, Duan Jinnian pressed his thigh, looked away, and instantly took a breath.

Jiang Weihe's thoughts are all hopeless, that's all right, he can be buried on the spot.

"What's the matter, Xiao Duan, I, am I missing something?"

"It's not too little," Duan Jinnian showed embarrassment, "it's too much."

The author has something to say: It’s kind of embarrassing, just to say, I’m counting to see when I’ll enter V and save some drafts, brother Meng is waiting for me