Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

After Jiang Weihe experienced the collapse of his outlook on the world, outlook on life, and values, he no longer had any worldly desires.

Why on earth, I have done good and accumulated virtue in my life, why did I suffer this retribution!Doujin girls, tell me, make a price, how much will it take before you can stop?Fangirl, you are the master of your fanfiction, you are God, it is said that when God closes a window for people, he will also open a door for people, thank you, fangirl, if the door is not opened below it should be how nice...

Jiang Weihe didn't want to think about it anymore, closed his eyes in pain and numbness, and let the tears of despair flow wantonly on his face: It hurts so much, why is it so painful, it's not a heartache, but a stomachache, why is it so painful?

This kind of pain is the pain of being able to breathe, the pain of just lowering the brow but rising to the heart, the pain of noisy and mixed bombs, the pain of big beads falling on the jade plate, the pain of green fruit smashing her mouth, the pain of Lu Zhenhua The pain of whipping Lu Yiping was the pain of Erkang and blind Ziwei embracing each other and crying!

Suddenly the door of the room opened, and the tempting aroma of Fried Niuhe domineeringly occupied every inch of the space, making Jiang Weihe return to vulgarity in an instant: dry food is important, only when you are full will you have the strength to die!So Jiang Weihe jumped up with a flash of light, took the hot Chao Niuhe from Duan Jinnian's hand, and directly inhaled a crow flying a plane, a tornado destroyed the parking lot, and caught a glimpse of Jiang Weihe holding a plastic bag in the other hand, I asked curiously:

"What kind of treasure is that bag?"

Duan Jinnian opened the plastic bag silently, and dumped it on the bed with a splash, colorful and pink, daily use, night use, pads, ultra-thin... There is also a box of ibuprofen, Jiang Weihe almost ate fried beef The river choked to death on the spot without swallowing it.

"I don't understand this, so I take a pack of each type, and if it hurts, take painkillers." Duan Jinnian said thoughtfully.

Jiang Weihe was very moved: Girl, if you meet a man who can buy you a aunt's towel, marry him.

So the question is, how to use this thing?Jiang Weihe looked through several bags, but there was no way to use them. He subconsciously wanted to check his mobile phone, but only after he touched his pockets did he realize that they had no communication tools.

So Jiang Weihe turned his eyes to Duan Jinnian for help, and now Duan Jinnian's image is extremely tall in Jiang Weihe's mind, he is no longer called a husband but a father:

"This...do you know how to use it?"

"..."

"I'm sorry, Guoba Nasai, private Masai, sorry, I'm talking too much."

"But I changed my nephew's diaper, the principle should be similar? How about I try it?"

"Okay, let's do it."

"First this, then this, and finally this..."

Jiang Weihe always felt that Duan Jinnian was changing his diapers, and he almost put some talcum powder on his ass, but it seemed to be the case. At this moment, Jiang Weihe respected Duan Jinnian, and Unilaterally announced that he and Duan Jinnian will form a community of destiny, and say that Duan is a big brother!

"Brother Duan, Brother Duan," Jiang Weihe courted Duan Jinnian dog-leggedly, "From now on, you will be my own brother, and I will hit anyone you tell me to hit!"

Duan Jinnian shook his head.

Since it's a "Hundred Years of Good River" fanfiction, it shouldn't be so frenzied as to write them to death, and from the setting point of view, it must be Duan Jinnian who has the halo of the protagonist, the appearance of a wild boy, and the one who eats chicken tonight Combat power, "see what your father is doing" aura.

On the other hand, people with high EQ are called mascots, and those with low EQ are called iron trash.

"I'll take a nap first, call me if something happens."

Only then did Jiang Weihe realize that Duan Jinnian's dark circles were about to drop to his chin, and felt very sorry for Duan Giegie, so he cleared his throat and prepared to show his loyalty:

"Sleep, sleep, I'll sing you a lullaby."

"No, thank you."

Duan Jinnian ruthlessly refused, falling unconscious as soon as his head touched the pillow.Jiang Weihe started to feel sleepy after eating too much, and soon fell asleep with big characters spread on the bed.

The two slept until noon the next day, when they were both awakened by a rapid knock on the door, Duan Jinnian and Jiang Weihe exchanged glances, Duan Jinnian pulled out a pistol from his waist, went to the door and asked vigilantly :

"Who?"

"It's going to be twelve o'clock. We settle the bill on the same day. If you want to stay longer, you have to go to the front desk to pay."

"I can't stop."

"Check out before twelve o'clock, overdue eviction."

Jiang Weihe looked up at the clock hanging at the end of the bed. At 52:[-], he quickly got up to pack his things. Duan Jinnian grabbed Jiang Weihe and whispered:

"There are people outside the door."

Jiang Weihe was taken aback:

"Come to kill you?"

"I don't know," Duan Jinnian looked at Jiang Weihe and asked harmlessly, "Brother Weihe, if I kill people in this world, will you be afraid of me?"

"...No, do you really want to see blood?"

Jiang Weihe's first reaction was to worry that Duan Jinnian would burp, and he would cry for Duan Jinnian.

Duan Jinnian's eyes flickered a little:

"I have read this article."

"What the hell!" Jiang Weihe was furious, "Then why didn't you say it earlier! Are you busy? What do you watch every day?!"

"……sorry."

Duan Jinnian's tone was slightly aggrieved. Jiang Weihe calmed down and thought about it. After all, taking CP is the basic right of every citizen. He is born with the right to use CP, and he cannot deprive others of his qualifications to use CP.

"Forget it, why don't you tell us what will happen to us first, I didn't expect you to have a strong taste." Jiang Weihe sneered.

"We would run all the way, and then one day we got caught, and someone put a gun on us, uh, that, if we didn't, that would kill us, so that's what we did, and we continued to run, and one day we found out you are pregnant--"

"Don't say such horrible things with a calm face!"

Jiang Weihe broke the defense on the spot, how proud he can be, how vulnerable he is, okay?

"Wait, let me ask, this article won't end with you delivering my baby in a public toilet..."

Duan Jinnian's pupils trembled:

"Have you seen it too?!"

"How is it possible!" Jiang Weihe was in a bad mood, "Who would want to watch two old men, uh, that, and then have a baby! Don't you think this plot is... out of line?! "

"There are some."

"Give me an affirmative answer."

"Absurd."

"Kill, kill, kill, kill!"

"Stay in the room first, and come out when I call you."

Duan Jinnian turned to push the door open, but Jiang Weihe held him back awe-inspiringly:

"Brother Duan, just let me protect you, the guards will protect you brother!"

"……Need not."

Duan Jinnian left Jiang Weihe with a tall and decisive back, broke through the door, and Jiang Weihe's heart was tighter than his grandma's ponytail: Although this is a world in fanfiction, all the settings are fictional Yes, but what if Duan Jinnian is killed by biu?Bullets don't have eyes, it's too scary!Bodhisattva bless Bodhisattva bless... Jiang Weihe nervously prayed for Duan Jinnian, and within five seconds Duan Jinnian raised his hands in a gesture of surrender and walked back into the room slowly.

"Why did you vote before you hit it?! I told you to make it—"

In the next second, Jiang Weihe also raised his hands in a sensible way, and a group of men in black stood outside the door, pointing their guns at the two of them—the level that a cryptic patient could die on the spot just by looking at them.

"I'm sorry, I blamed you." Jiang Weihe whispered to Duan Jinnian.

People in black rushed into the room like eels, and finally a young man with yellow hair came in, he was handsome with a kind of evil, he grinned at Duan Jinnian:

"D, long time no see."

"Who is this?" Jiang Weihe asked in a low voice, Duan Jinnian shook his head.

"You are D's little lover, right?" Huang Mao touched Jiang Weihe's delicate skin, "It really is a cute and charming little canary, no wonder D would betray the organization for you, but beautiful things are always fragile, After all, beautiful things exist to be destroyed."

"Brother, don't read poems, just say something."

Jiang Weihe really can't stand the speaking style of the characters in this article, so can't he say something that people can understand?

"D, the organization has always valued you, but you have become a betrayer. For love, oh, cheap and worthless love, when you see the moon in the water, you naively think that you can pick it up with your hands? Your hands are not clean, you are already filthy, you are a black crow that devours carrion, this clean and beautiful diamond is nothing but stolen goods.”

Huang Mao pulled up Jiang Weihe, whose facial features were distorted in embarrassment, hugged him in his arms, and licked his face. Jiang Weihe was cut off by disgusting goosebumps and could fry two catties of Kung Pao Chicken:

"Brothers, pay attention to personal hygiene, I haven't washed my face for two days."

"Really? Then I'll help you wash your face."

The yellow hair pretended to lick it up again, but Jiang Weihe tightly covered his mouth:

"Don't bother you! Uwah——"

Jiang Weihe let out a distorted scream, and quickly withdrew his hand to wipe the yellow-haired clothes wildly.Is this yellow-haired man a dog? He wants to wash people's faces with his tongue and licks his hands. Is there no character in this article who is mentally normal except him and Duan Jinnian? !

"Ahahahaha, you are so cute! I can probably understand why D likes you!"

Huang Mao hugged Jiang Weihe tightly, stroked Jiang Weihe's hair, and provoked Duan Jinnian:

"D, do you know, when I was a child, I had a puppy, a small ball like snow, furry and cute, the whole puppy was like a doll, so when it died, I cried It’s been a long time, your little lover looks like my puppy,” Huang Mao pinched Jiang Weihe’s face, and said with a smile, “You will be called Michelle from now on, and my dead puppy will be It's Michelle."

"Are you polite?"

Jiang Weihe's face turned black, and he was a lunatic again, unable to communicate at all. Even if Huang Mao pulled out his gun in the next second and shot him and Duan Jinnian to death, it would be better than the current embarrassing plot hundred times.

"Hey D, why don't you talk? How about this, let's make a deal. The organization originally wanted me to kill you, but after all, we are brothers, and I don't want you to die, or you will give Michelle Me, I will treat you as dead, deal?"

Your organizational review is a bit too casual, and some people go on strike and some people take advantage of it. It seems that your corporate culture is not strong enough...

Duan Jinnian glanced at Jiang Weihe:

"Deal."

My grass?Is this how you sell Lao Tzu to Huang Mao as a dog?

The author has something to say: How should I put it... I never thought that I would write double Xs in JJ...

感谢在2021-08-1221:52:37~2021-08-1221:54:34期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: TR1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!