Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

"Then you can go now."

"Wait, wait, wait, let me catch up with him, give me another 2 minutes!"

Jiang Weihe hurriedly pulled Duan Jinnian aside and conspired in a low voice:

"You left me with that yellow hair and then what? How can I run away?"

"I forgot." Duan Jinnian said simply.

"How could you forget..." Jiang Weihe's eyes darkened, "I'd better hurry up if you were shot dead now."

Jiang Weihe really doesn't want to be lost in this inflationary world of The Little Mermaid, Little Nightingale, and Little Rose. He is too naive. If he can choose again, Jiang Weihe will choose to return to the previous campus article without hesitation: I want to study, let me study, no one can stop my desire for knowledge!

"it is good."

Duan Jinnian fished Jiang Weihe over with a blank expression, and pointed his gun at Jiang Weihe's temple. The men in black immediately pointed their guns at Jiang Weihe and Duan Jinnian, but Duan Jinnian was completely indifferent , holding Jiang Weihe to the window without changing his face.

Huangmao's face became a little ugly:

"It's not your style to go back and forth, D, we are also ex-colleagues who once loved each other, and trust is more fragile than glass, alas, D, you are the best and best killer, for killing and fear Born..."

Jiang Weihe's head was getting bigger, Duan Jin reminded him in a young voice, hold me tight, and Jiang Weihe immediately obeyed.

Then Duan Jinnian fell backwards and fell directly from the window.

"Wow ah ah-"

Duan Jinnian hugged Jiang Weihe tightly, and the two of them fell into the packed garbage bag with a muffled thud. Because of Duan Jinnian's human body pad as a cushion, Jiang Weihe was not injured much, but what about Duan Jinnian? ?Jiang Weihe's heart shrank suddenly, and he quickly got up to check the condition of Duan Jinnian below him:

"Anywhere hurt?"

Duan Jinnian shook his head and sat up with difficulty.

"call out--"

The messy gunshots sounded, and the bullets rustled into the garbage bag. Duan Jinnian immediately gave Jiang Weihe a push:

"run!"

Jiang Weihe is like a heroic dog. He pulls Duan Jinnian and runs away. In theory, so many people shoot at the same time and the distance is so close. Even at the end of Parkinson’s disease, he can shoot people, but I don’t know it’s Jiang Weihe’s position. Coquettish and flexible, but everyone on the other side is a master of human body strokes, Jiang Weihe was unscathed.

"Go and drive."

Duan Jinnian threw the car keys to Jiang Weihe, Jiang Weihe hurriedly caught them, only to find that Duan Jinnian's calf was injured, he was shocked:

"You got shot?!"

"Scratches."

"Then don't run away! I'll come right away!"

Jiang Weihe was so worried that he didn't care about any road safety laws (the plot requires that everyone must abide by traffic safety in real life, for others and for ourselves).

"Get in the car!"

Jiang Weihe opened the door of the passenger seat and yelled at Duan Jinnian. In Duan Jinnian's eyes, he wondered if his image was particularly tall and majestic, like a god descending, but in Jiang Weihe's eyes, he felt that he was It's so cool, compared to the main character saving the supporting role, Deus Ex to save the main character's supporting role is more exciting!

Of course, Duan Jinnian didn't know that Jiang Weihe had so much drama, he quickly jumped into the car, slammed the door with a "bang", and sat on the passenger seat panting violently.

There was a ding-ding-dong-dong sound of iron strikes coming from the back of the car, which was quickly left behind by Jiang Weihe's speeding up.

"Go see a doctor?"

Jiang Weihe relaxed a little, and smelled a strong smell of blood, and couldn't help worrying about Duan Jinnian, Duan Jinnian refused:

"No need." Duan Jinnian's face turned pale, but overall he didn't seem to be in any serious trouble.

"It's up to you."

Who has the right to say who owns the steering wheel, Jiang Weihe looked all the way, and finally saw a small clinic that looked clean and tidy, Jiang Weihe parked the car on the side of the road, and helped Duan Jinnian go to see a doctor.

The doctor was a bald man, who was reading men's magazines with his back to them, and said without raising his head:

"The clinic is closed today."

Crazy, what door do you open when it's not open? !Jiang Weihe was patient and said to the doctor in a nice way:

"Doctor, doctor, genius doctor, big brother, my friend's leg is injured and he's bleeding a lot, just take a look!"

The bald man turned around impatiently, rolled up the magazine in his hand, and waved it around like chasing flies:

"I've been telling you it's closed, don't be annoying—"

The bald man glanced at Jiang Weihe angrily, his eyes lit up immediately, and he smiled maliciously:

"Let me hear which little nightingale is crying sweetly? I can see the universe and stars, the wind and verses in these strange and beautiful eyes, and it is the sound of roses weeping—"

"Don't be him!" Jiang Weihe drew his gun and pointed it at the bald man's head with a ferocious face, "If you dare to say more than ten words, I'll kill you, hurry up!"

The bald head nodded:

"Okay okay..."

"Really, if you don't say anything to a good person, you insist on turning my face... What are you looking at? Falling in love with Lao Tzu?"

Jiang Weihe said in a vicious voice, just like a big villain.

"Yes Yes Yes……"

The bald head was obedient, and hurriedly bandaged Duan Jinnian, not daring to slack off at all. After the bandage was finished, he went to ask Jiang Weihe for credit:

"Do you think this bag is okay?"

"Is it okay, don't you have a B number in your heart?" Jiang Weihe's face turned dark, "Where are you wrapped?"

Just wrap Duan Jinnian into a mummy!Duan Jinnian also felt that the bandage was too thick and it was inconvenient to move around, so the bald man took off the bandage again and wrapped it in a light and breathable one. Now both of them are very satisfied, Jiang Weihe finally smiled and gave the bald man the money :

"Don't worry, we are good citizens, we don't go whoring for nothing."

The bald man thanked him again and again, and invited Jiang Weihe to come often when he was free. Jiang Weihe gave him a stare:

"Curse me?"

The bald man didn't dare to say anything, so Jiang Weihe helped Duan Jinnian away.

Jiang Weihe was driving the car, while Duan Jinnian sat in the driver's seat in a daze, the atmosphere was a bit oppressive.In order to calm down, Jiang Weihe turned on the car audio, and the heavy metal rock with the best rhythm exploded in the car. This music style matches Jinnian's killing method quite well, and it feels like the background music for Jinnian's killing spree .

"By the way, have you seen "If there is love in the sky?" Jiang Weihe asked with a smile, "Maybe you kids haven't seen it yet."

"No," Duan Jinnian retorted in a muffled voice, "I'm not a child."

"□□The love story between Young and Dangerous and the rich lady is a bit like us—"

This statement sounds very strange, Jiang Weihe quickly changed his words:

"It's a bit like the character setting in this fanart. You are a killer, and I'm the young master of a rich family. Oh, but it seems that the young master Jiang Weihe has no money. Oh, forget it, it's also a pretty bad street setting. If we can If you survive in this world, you will hit the Oscars when you go back!"

Jiang Weihe typically does whatever he can. Painting cakes is the most active. Drawing cakes is a man's instinct. Painting cakes is the best way to find a balance between fiction and ideals. Duan Jinnian didn't say anything. Weihe has already begun to pour out his full of pride and ambition:

"We want to export to the domestic market. We will win the Oscar first, and then come back to occupy the domestic market. We will go to Hollywood to make blockbuster action movies, and then return to China to make literary movies. When the time comes, tsk tsk, take the best actor and get soft... What are you laughing at? I am a normal friend Don't talk about this! After all, you saved me, and we will be friends for life from now on!"

Now Jiang Weihe unilaterally believes that he and Duan Jinnian are close friends at least in this world. Duan Jinnian's thrilling act of jumping off the third floor with him in his arms completely changed his view of Duan Jinnian: Fortunately, he is Straight man, otherwise he would really fall in love with Duan Jinnian on the spot, so dangerous.

The corner of Duan Jinnian's mouth raised:

"so cute."

"What's so cute?"

"you."

Jiang Weihe trembled like an electric shock, almost lost his grip on the steering wheel:

"Fuck! Stop talking!"

As a representative of the Hollywood blockbuster class, Jiang Weihe can accurately summarize the typical plots of this type of film: the hero and heroine fall in love with each other through a suspension bridge effect in distress, and then the hero narrows his eyes and says when the two are alone. "You are beautiful" and then the two people flicked each other's lips with their tongues and began to do anaerobic exercise ranging from 10 minutes to 10 minutes.

"What were you doing before you came to this world?"

Jiang Weihe abruptly changed the topic, Duan Jinnian thought for a while, and replied:

"sleep."

"Coincidentally! Me too!"

Jiang Weihe remembered that before he crossed over to this world, he slept in Duan Jinsi's room. He also slept in a hotel when he crossed over last time. In the last world, Shen Yu also mentioned that he woke up and transmigrated into fanfiction. Yes, Jiang Weihe speculated that he would only travel through time when he was sleeping. This time, Shen Yu did not cross over. It is very likely that Shen Yu hadn't fallen asleep at a certain point in time.

Forget it, it's good that Shen Yu wasn't involved, otherwise, in this world view, it would be a problem whether that silly dog ​​could live past three days.

"Let's find a place to rest first." Duan Jinnian paused, "Your menstrual period hasn't passed yet, so you should avoid strenuous exercise."

"...It's okay not to mention such sad things."

It may be a psychological effect. After Duan Jinnian mentioned this, Jiang Weihe really felt a faint tearing pain in his abdomen. He wanted to take another painkiller, but suddenly realized that everything was left in that hotel room Li, thumping his thigh violently in annoyance.

"Xiao Duan, you are smart, how do you think we will leave this world?"

"If the rules of the previous world apply, it should be the final ending of the fanfiction. I'll help you in the public toilet—"

"Stop, stop talking, this fanfic will become an eternal nightmare in my life!"

Jiang Weihe likes to add "public toilet" and "delivery" to his PTSD vocabulary.

Jiang Weihe bought two packs of aunt's towels at a roadside store, and checked into an illegal hotel along the way.

Waiting for Jiang Weihe to go into the toilet and take off his pants, word mother, blood is flowing like a river, it's a bloody collapse!When he was a child, his head was broken and he was taken to the hospital without bleeding so much!Seeing Jiang Weihe dizzy, distraught and indignant: He can't stay in this world for a second, he must leave quickly, staying for a second is suffering!

So Jiang Weihe changed his pants, walked out of the bathroom, and Duan Jinnian slept peacefully on the bed as if he were dead.

Jiang Weihe’s conjecture is that the condition for leaving Tongrenwen should not be to achieve the ending of Tongrenwen, but to achieve the goal of “two people love each other”. After all, it is Tongrenwen. So sweet and sweet"?

So in the last campus article, when Duan Jinnian kissed him, they could go back. This world should also be triggered by the act of kissing.

Since Duan Jinnian is already asleep, he shouldn't find out if he kisses him secretly, right?Jiang Weihe swallowed nervously, tiptoed to the bedside, bent down and closed his eyes and kissed Duan Jinnian: Xiao Duan, Xiao Duan, I'm not taking advantage of you, I don't want to either...

Just as Jiang Weihe pressed Duan Jinnian's lips, his lower jaw was suddenly clamped hard, and Jiang Weihe's tongue immediately rubbed against a round and smooth steel ball.

--etc!How did he lick Duan Jinnian's tongue nail? !

The author has something to say: Duan Jinnian: XD

In fact, it doesn't feel much like a tongue with a tongue nail, unless the other party's kissing skills are good.