Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

Duan Jinnian stepped on the accelerator indifferently:

"No."

"Are you in good shape? Put down your cow," Jiang Weihe's self-esteem was seriously frustrated, and his voice suddenly turned up, trying to relieve the embarrassment of being rejected from his momentum, "Do you think I am willing to rush to find grass? Isn't it because I can go back quickly , I am the one who sacrificed the most!"

"This kind of thing can only be done with someone you like." Duan Jinnian said sternly.

"Don't you think I'm not? But if you think about it from another angle, this world is fake anyway, and the body is not our original body. You just treat it as a dream. Besides, isn't it the same when you turn off the lights..."

"It's not the same," Duan Jinnian retorted seriously, "You didn't mean it from the bottom of your heart."

"...You must be satisfied if I sit on it and move it myself?"

Jiang Weihe also thought about the mental state of the innocent boy Duan Jinnian, he was quite understandable, he is not the kind of paranoid who will do whatever it takes to achieve his goals, it would be bad to cast a psychological shadow on others later, so he quickly smiled at each other to appease him Duan Jinnian:

"Oh, I understand, Xiao Duan, Brother Weihe is also from here, can Brother Weihe not understand, secretly tell you a secret, you must not tell others."

"Ah."

"You have to make sure that you don't speak out." Jiang Weihe said in a spirited manner.

"I promise."

"If you say it out, you will change the 500ml thermos cup into Mentholatum lip balm!"

"..." Duan Jinnian glanced at Jiang Weihe speechlessly.

"Say it!"

"...If I say it, I will change the 500ml thermos cup into Mentholatum lip balm."

"Actually, I'm still a virgin at this age."

Jiang Weihe finished speaking as if his mouth was burning. Seeing that Duan Jinnian was still calm and indifferent, he was a little disappointed:

"Why don't you respond?"

"It's not normal to be a virgin," Duan Jinnian drove without looking sideways, "Me too."

Can you, a 20-year-old kid, be the same as me, an old cucumber who is on the verge of three?Who do you look down on?Jiang Weihe cleared his throat, followed by Duan Jinnian's male virtue output:

"You are abstinent, and besides, you are still young, so it's good. Male virtue is the foundation of a boy's life. Chastity is the best dowry for a man. Boys must protect themselves when they are outside. Take care of yourself, if you can't even protect your own chastity, how can you protect the one you love the most?"

"..." Duan Jinnian didn't really want to pay attention to Jiang Weihe.

"Hey, it's strange, why is it so peaceful today, didn't we take off in Wuhu last time, Fast and Furious?"

"I killed them all."

Duan Jin said young and flutteringly, Jiang Weihe was awe-inspiring, his attitude was like a spring breeze, and Ying Shengyan said:

"Brother Duan, I am Superman."

Duan Jinnian is so loyal and loyal, which arouses Jiang Weihe's strong gossip mentality. Celebrities are also people, and celebrities will eat melons: presumably Duan Jinnian, a 4000-year-old handsome guy who has become popular in "A Thousand Cities" recently, has captured a large number of female fans Then everyone is really curious, what kind of fairy is it that makes Duan Xiaogong so desperate, let Xiaobian Jiang lead you closer to science, and explore the amazing secret behind Duan Xiaogong's lock of love.

"Brother Duan, can I have a few minutes of your time to interview you?"

"..."

"Pure passers-by, just curious, what kind of person do you like, beautiful or cute?"

Duan Jinnian thought for a while:

"Pretty and lovely."

"Hey, meow--ah!" Jiang Weihe meowed excitedly, "It's so good, it's younger than you?"

"Older than me."

"Wow, good year, a man will be a teenager until he dies."

Jiang Weihe clapped his hands in relief, but it's right to think about it, after all, Duan Jinnian is only twenty, if he likes someone younger than himself, wouldn't that mean falling in love with his little sister in high school?

"Are you in love with each other for a long time or at first sight?"

"It's the latter."

"That's so beautiful..." Jiang Weihe whispered.

"Very beautiful." The corners of Duan Jinnian's mouth rose slightly.Jiang Weihe's heart stabbed, and a sour feeling spread: He suddenly envied Duan Jinnian, who could love someone so purely and firmly, and also envied the girl Duan Jinnian liked, who could be loved by others. Simply and firmly like it.

Even if Jiang Weihe said that he has passed the age of believing in true love, what about him? Love him or not? Love him? Make a comparison. If you really can’t find a partner, go to South Putuo to escape into Buddhism. If you really have a chance, Who doesn't want to be loved, sour, so sour, so sour.

"Then she must have a good personality?" Jiang Weihe asked sourly.

"Yes, I noticed him very early. Later, I met him through filming. He has a lively personality, is older than me, and sometimes has a childish side. He is very funny. I am always very happy with him. , he is a kind person, full of sense of justice, very reliable at critical moments, he made me understand what 'love' is, human nature is very complicated, 'love' is the purest emotion."

"Wow, my heart was moved when I heard that, such a good partner, but you must take good care of it." Jiang Weihe offered his heartfelt blessings.

"you--"

Duan Jinnian hesitated to speak, showing a sighing expression:

"Oh, forget it."

"What what? What do you want to say?"

"It's nothing."

Jiang Weihe saw that Duan Jinnian was about to shake his face again, so he didn't dare to say anything, for fear that Duan Jinnian would be annoyed by him and he would shoot him dead.So what's the matter, sometimes Jiang Weihe is really angry with Duan Jinnian and wants to vent his anger by chewing on him: What's the difference between half-talking and constantly shitting?If you provoke Duan Jinnian again, he will be a dog, which will annoy my wife to death.

After all, it is the second week, Jiang Weihe firmly believes that "my fate is up to me", as long as he faces the sea 24 hours a day and rushes to poetry and distant places, no one can hurt him.

Jiang Weihe and Duan Jinnian's plan is to take turns driving for two hours during the day, find a secluded place to sleep in the car at night, and pay attention to the small advertisements on the wall that look like psoriasis. The plot needs it, good boys don’t fight) It’s easier to get two fake/identity/identity/certificates.

Jiang Weihe was afraid of accidents, so he and Duan Jinnian were inseparable, going to the bathroom together like elementary school girls.

Now Jiang Weihe has a bit of PTSD on public toilets. He wants to question fangirls countless times, like He Shuhuan questioning Lu Yiping, Vulkang questioning Xia Ziwei, and Cheng Zheng questioning Su Yunjin like questioning fangirls: If you are a zero in Dangai drama, you will be deprived of human rights ?Is it possible that if you go to sea as a 0, you will be nailed to the pillar of shame for the rest of your life?

Jiang Weihe was so engrossed in thinking about things that he even forgot to put the water in. He looked up at Duan Jinnian with a slightly worried gaze, and thoughtfully suggested:

"You can't get out standing up, why don't you try squatting?"

What a disgrace!Jiang Weihe stared at Duan Jinnian, but Duan Jinnian silently looked away.

After Duan Jinnian raised his mouth, Jiang Weihe's hand holding the water pipe trembled slightly.Duan Jinnian is a dead ghost, it's okay if he doesn't mention it, but it will make him feel psychologically burdened.Jiang Weihe closed his eyes tightly, sank his breath into his dantian, held his breath and concentrated his mind, and relaxed his muscles... Suddenly, a stream of clear springs gushed out continuously, as if listening to fairy music, Jiang Weihe was overjoyed, looked down, and was stunned: Why did he Did you turn on the wrong sluice!

The unprecedented humiliation and shock smashed Jiang Weihe's dignity as a man. In the next second, Jiang Weihe's loud cry pierced the tranquility of the night.

"Raise your legs."

Jiang Weihe raised his legs obediently, and Duan Jinnian immediately took off Jiang Weihe's dirty pants.

"Open."

Jiang Weihe opened his mouth obediently, and Duan Jinnian didn't think it was dirty, so he took out a bunch of tissues to help him clean it carefully, and found new pants for Jiang Weihe to change into. Silly, like a puppy that hasn't woken up.

"Let's find a place to rest."

Duan Jinnian proposed to let Jiang Weihe calm down. Jiang Weihe's lifeless eyes were full of despair for life. After Duan Jinnian called him several times, he met Duan Jinnian's eyes indifferently. , tears and snot sprayed again in an instant.

Duan Jinnian hurriedly took out a tissue to help Jiang Weihe wipe his face, but the more he wiped away tears, Duan Jinnian made a funny face at Jiang Weihe in desperation.

Duan Jinnian's grimaces were not funny, what was funny was Duan Jinnian's act of making grimaces, Jiang Weihe couldn't help but let out a pig cry, and sprayed out two crystal clear snot at the same time, almost soaring Duan Jinnian on the arm.

"What are you doing?"

Jiang Weihe took out two tissue papers, and blew his nose with a "bass -" blowing the earth shakingly.

"To make you happy."

"Who would be happy because of this kind of thing!" Jiang Weihe turned his face and refused to recognize anyone.

"My nephew."

"..."

Thinking of Duan Jinnian's nephew who was still wearing diapers, Jiang Weihe's old face was a bit uneasy, but he finally felt better.It's okay to put water in the wrong place, and even pissed his pants in front of Duan Jinnian. Duan Jinnian didn't say anything on the face, so he might not know what he was thinking.

Although this world is fake, the occurrence of this behavior is an established fact and does not depend on people's subjective consciousness. Unless he digs out Duan Jinnian's brain and throws it away, that scene must also cause trouble for Duan Jinnian. It was a big shock, maybe this stroke will last forever... Jiang Weihe shuddered, and held Duan Jinnian back like a flash of light, and threatened with grinning teeth:

"Xiao Duan, you are not allowed to tell about today's matter, otherwise I will—"

"Otherwise you will?" Duan Jinnian raised his eyebrows.

"Kneel down and beg you, woo woo woo, please don't say it, please, I'm such a big man, why woo woo woo..."

"Don't get excited, calm down."

Duan Jinnian wiped away the wet tears on Jiang Weihe's face with his hands. Jiang Weihe's face was so small that he could hold it all with one hand. Duan Jinnian stared intently at Jiang Weihe's face held in his hands , suddenly pinched Jiang Weihe's earlobe with his fingers and rubbed it gently.

"Amion!"

Jiang Weihe let out a strange cry, like the balloon man at the door of the mall waving his limbs to welcome guests at the opening of the mall, punching Duan Jinnian in the air with a set of military punches, blushing like a hyaluronic acid duck:

"Are you a hooligan?!"

"I just saw that you have pierced ears."

Duan Jinnian obviously didn't understand why Jiang Weihe reacted so strongly, and felt a little wronged.

"I used to hit it when I was a model." Jiang Weihe covered his ears, it was so hot that he flinched.

"Have you ever been a model?"

"Taobao model."

"Do you want your ears pierced?"

"Female mannequin."

"..." Duan Jinnian's eyes on Jiang Weihe gradually became complicated.

"Sir, it's not for food."

When it comes to food, Jiang Weihe's stomach made the sound of intestinal peristalsis, he quickly covered his stomach, and smiled awkwardly at Duan Jinnian:

"Why don't you find a place to eat first? Only when you are full will you have the strength to cry."

"Row."

"I want to eat Australian lobster."

"eat."

"Eat deep-sea arctic shells."

"it is good."

"Two more plates of roasted pig brains."

"Ah."

Jiang Weihe suddenly felt that in this indifferent and materialistic world, only Duan Jinnian's care still had a tinge of warmth:

"Xiao Duan, I think about it, I can sit on it and move it myself."

The author has something to say: Lao Jiang is really a lovely person with ill-fated fate (Saibo Huazi clicked on it)