Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

"Don't make trouble," Duan Jinnian sighed, "Don't be impulsive."

In order to make Jiang Weihe happy, Duan Jinnian took Jiang Weihe to eat Australian lobster. When Jiang Weihe heard that he wanted to eat Australian lobster, he instantly said goodbye to all his troubles and said hi to all his happiness:

"Yeah! Australian lobster! So the question is, where are we going to eat?"

"Should there be more advanced hotels?"

"...Then if you go in like this, will someone fork you out? Forget it, or don't take risks."

"I'll take you."

"Farewell, what if you are chased by your enemies? You were thrown off the table before you even had dinner."

"will not."

Wow, Duan Jinnian is so determined to take him to eat Australian crayfish, he looks really handsome, the kindness is hard to turn down, Jiang Weihe agreed.

So Duan Jinnian bought a formal suit on the side of the road, and after putting it on, he looked like a dog again. Duan Jinnian's angelic face matched his devil's figure, and the 200 yuan suit also looked like he was going to go to a luxury Couture show.

So the two swaggered into the big hotel for dinner. Duan Jinnian was too eye-catching, attracting the attention of all the waiters, completely leaving Jiang Weihe aside.Damn it, don't pretend that he doesn't exist!Jiang Weihe was rebellious, he deliberately and affectionately took Duan Jinnian's arm, and choked his throat softly and acted like a baby:

"Husband, if they want to eat big lobster, I want it, I want it, I want it."

After the bridal shop incident last time, Duan Jinnian was no stranger to Jiang Weihe's behavior of becoming addicted to drama anytime and anywhere, and even went back and forth with him with a serious face:

"Okay, what else do you want to eat?"

"People still want to eat, steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, stewed pig, oven duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, Assorted su pan, smoked chicken with white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, duck stuffed with glutinous rice..."

After a moment of silence, Duan Jinnian said:

"You don't talk about cross talk, it's a shame."

"Oh, don't tell me, I really wanted to study sketches in the past, but I don't look funny enough, alas, otherwise I should have been on the Spring Festival Gala to amuse the people of the whole country!"

Unfortunately, Jiang Weihe had to slap his thigh.

"You make me very happy right now."

But brother, you are really not convincing when you say this with a dead face.

Thanks to Duan Jinnian, their table was served faster than the 5G network, and the table was filled with exquisite dishes in the blink of an eye.Jiang Wei's saliva was dripping all over the table. Since he came to this world, he hasn't had a good meal. He thought Shen Yu could have a decent meal, but it turned out to be just a plate of fried beef. Heh, man ,See through.

Jiang Weihe has already overdrawn the death of Sansheng III in front of Duan Jinnian, and the matter has come to this point, presumably Duan Jinnian should be indifferent even if he collapses and shit. !

Jiang Weihe wolfed down his food, rolling his eyes several times, scaring Duan Jinnian so much that he almost had to arrange artificial respiration.

Due to eating too much and in a hurry, his stomach was overwhelmed. Jiang Weihe immediately sprinted [-] meters straight to the bathroom to unload a batch of goods. It took a long time, and Duan Jinnian might suspect that he fell into the toilet, but after unloading Huo is relaxed, and it is no problem to fight him with ten plates of fresh-cut beef.

Jiang Weihe hummed an out-of-tune tune, and returned to the restaurant contentedly. He was so shocked by the scene in front of him that he almost vomited against the wall: the room was full of mess, dead bodies were everywhere, and shocking blood was splashed on the walls and floors. It was obvious that something happened here. A brutal and bloody shootout.Wait, why does this short golden hair feel strangely familiar?Jiang Weihe turned one of the corpses over with his feet tremblingly—it was the yellow-haired man who called him Michelle!Is it just such a sloppy burp? !

Duan Jinnian still sat in his seat elegantly, his side face was as sharp and hard as a sculpture, and the red blood stained his black suit unevenly. explained:

"There was an accident just now, and I solved it."

Only then did Jiang Weihe discover that the other half of Duan Jinnian's face was splashed with radial blood, but Duan Jinnian didn't realize it:

"you eat."

... Does he have to be so thoughtful to be able to eat in a restaurant full of dead people? !Thank you for the invitation, it's almost yue.

"Don't eat, eat to the top, really, really, let's go."

Duan Jinnian stood up, shaking twice as if he was a little unsteady, Jiang Weihe hurried forward to check, Duan Jinnian's leg was injured, and the blood flowed all over the calf, it seems that Duan Jinnian's calf injury is a plot Arrangements cannot be avoided.

"I'm stupid, why don't you tell me you're hurt?!"

Jiang Weihe hurriedly took out the napkin to bandage Duan Jinnian's wound, and couldn't help but scold him:

"If I sit down and eat for another two hours, can you still have your legs? You are such a big person, and you don't care about priorities?"

"I'm afraid you're hungry."

"It's important to have your legs if I'm hungry?!" Jiang Weihe vomited blood.

"I'm afraid you're hungry."

Duan Jinnian repeated it again, Jiang Weihe had nothing to do with Duan Jinnian, he was angry and distressed: the whole world is crazy, even Duan Jinnian is no exception.

Ridiculous!Did Duan Jinnian think that if he did this, he would be stunned and heartbroken?Hmph, he's 100% a 24K straight man on a telephone pole, so he won't be attracted by such naive little tricks!

"Brother Weihe."

Duan Jinnian took out two sticks wrapped in a napkin from his pocket, peeled off the tissue, and found two lobster legs.Like an abandoned kitten, Duan Jinnian handed over two lobster legs to Jiang Weihe, offering treasure pitifully:

"Don't be hungry."

"..."

How could Jiang Weihe be willing to blame Duan Jinnian for going so fast that he finally found a clinic.

The decoration style is so dilapidated that it seems to have been seen somewhere... Jiang Weihe didn't have time to think about it, so he hurriedly helped Duan Jinnian get out of the car and enter the clinic.

As soon as he saw the doctor's bald head, the brightest in the night sky, Jiang Weihe immediately recalled the extremely unpleasant experience of seeing a doctor.

"The clinic is closed today—"

"I know what you want to say, I'm not your little nightingale, I'm your big cock," Jiang Weihe pointed his gun at the shiny head, "Every sentence dare to exceed ten words , I beat your head to one side, bandage my friend, don’t wrap him up, I want light, breathable and energetic sporty ones, hurry up!”

"You actually predicted my prediction..."

Jiang Weihe had finished all the lines, and the bald man had nothing to say, so he could only honestly bandage Duan Jinnian.Jiang Weihe, Party A, is a bit fierce, but as long as the needs are fulfilled, it is straightforward to give the money. Baldhead thanked him again and again, and warmly welcomes the two of them to enjoy 95% off next time they come again.

After dealing with Duan Jinnian, Jiang Weihe felt a dull pain in his lower abdomen, the pain almost made him die.Could it be that the unloading is not clean?Or is the food in the hotel not fresh?Uh uh uh, settle the score when you have time, hurry up and find the public toilet first!Jiang Weihe searched and searched, miserable and miserable, almost lost his grip on the steering wheel, and finally found one.

A [-]-meter sprint jumped into the cubicle—the waves run, the waves surge, and the river is endless. Jiang Weihe silently watched the blood flow into a river under him, and then he reacted slowly and forgot to ask Shen Yu for a few packs of aunt's towels .

Girls, you really don't have to be so serious.

Visually, the road escape plan must be temporarily stranded, otherwise the next day when I wake up, I am afraid that the car will not be driven into the ditch.But now that Duan Jinnian is the boss, I have to ask Duan Jinnian for his opinion:

"Shall we find a place to rest?"

"Look at you."

"I am sleepier than a dog now. I must want to rest. You are young and you are the champion of staying up late. I can't. Hey, let me tell you, 25 years old is a watershed. Before 25 years old, I was also like 'Come on, be happy, there are a lot of things anyway. Time', after 25, half of it fell into the soil! Unless it is a night scene, I go to bed at ten o'clock every night. By the way, it is best to soak your feet with wormwood and drink a cup of hot milk before going to bed, which will help you sleep ..."

"have a rest."

Duan Jinnian interrupted Jiang Weihe's health presentation.

Both of them still have an impression of this hotel. It is the hotel where Duan Jin went to buy painkillers for Jiang Weihe in the middle of the night, but Jiang Weihe ran away and got into an accident. Jiang Weihe secretly vowed that he would never capsize twice in the gutter : Let the brat fight with the strong man, my wife wants to be beautiful alone!

In the middle of the night, Jiang Weihe was woken up by the boy's cries for help. It sounded so distressing...Jiang Weihe gritted his teeth, no, in this world where the jungle preys on the weak, superfluous kindness is a burden instead. The big villain of emotion, the world kisses me hard, and I repay him with two big slaps.

So Jiang Weihe covered his head with a quilt, but he could still vaguely hear the young man's stern "help".Speaking of which, it really hurts that strong man to beat someone, what if he beats the boy to death?When he opened the door the next day, he found someone dead at the door, how unlucky it was.

Yes, this reason is very good, Jiang Weihe convinced himself, turned around and went to Duan Jinnian, Duan Jinnian slept soundly, and after being shaken awake by Jiang Weihe, he was dazed, like a sleepy kitten , couldn't open his eyes, and asked Jiang Weihe with deep tiredness:

"What's wrong……"

"There are people fighting outside, what if they die at our door? Go out and have a look."

"Death is death."

Duan Jinnian's strong arm pushed Jiang Weihe onto the bed, holding him tightly in his arms:

"Go to sleep."

"But Xiao Duan, he cried so badly..."

Duan Jinnian sat up suddenly, startling Jiang Weihe, then Duan Jinnian picked up the pistol beside the bed, Jiang Weihe immediately hugged his head:

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, brother Duan, I was wrong, I won't force you, shut up, good night, have a good dream—"

There was a click of the door and sharp gunshots, but before Jiang Weihe could react, the door was closed again by Duan Jinnian.Duan Jinnian yawned, limped to the bedside, put the gun away, and continued to fall asleep.

There was silence outside the door.

Could it be doublekill? !Jiang Weihe looked at the person next to his pillow in horror: Although that brat stole his gun and caused him to be taken down by a strong man, it is not a crime to die, it is really a bit too manly, it is really unnecessary.Before the fear could spread, there was a menacing knock on the door:

"Little brother! Little brother, are you there? Little brother, do you want to serve? I can waive it! I live very well, little brother, open the door, little brother!"

It was that boy's voice!Jiang Weihe breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly felt guilty: he thought Duan Jinnian too badly, it was too much, how could Duan Jinnian be such a cruel and ruthless person.

So Jiang Weihe went to open the door, the young man saw that it was Jiang Weihe who opened the door, and his attitude was instantly cold:

"Who are you? What I'm looking for is a handsome guy with a cut head. He is the incarnation of Apollo. He is a big boy made up of the summer night wind, lemon soda with ice cubes bubbling, and the scent of sun-baked quilts." , Elegant, mysterious and dangerous, so full of infinite appeal, he is—"

"It's your father," Jiang Weihe wanted to close the door angrily, "He's asleep, don't disturb him."

"I have to repay him by letting me in! I have to thank him with my body!"

The boy shamelessly stuck his leg in the crack of the door, Jiang Weihe was afraid of trapping him, so he could only hold back a little bit, the boy immediately took the opportunity to sneak into the room and ran towards Duan Jinnian——not good!The gun is still by the bed!Jiang Weihe rushed towards the young man, but he rushed towards Duan Jinnian one step ahead of the young man, Jiang Weihe breathed a sigh of relief again: Oh, it turned out that the target was not a gun, but Duan Jinnian, huh...huh?Duan Jinnian? !

"I fucked up with your father, you just want to grab my gun and grab my man?! Did I warn you to stop him? It's too much!"

Jiang Weihe violently tore the boy down, and the boy cursed:

"You're sick, who stole your gun! Didn't you sell it too, whoever is more noble than whom?"

"Which eye of yours sees that Lao Tzu is out to sell?"

"Then why are you robbing me of a handsome guy? Are you his husband or his mother?"

"Of course I am!" Jiang Weihe said confidently, "None of them!"

"go out."

Duan Jinnian suddenly scolded the young man in a cold voice, the young man frightened for a moment, and whispered softly:

"Brother, your girlfriend is so scary, unlike me, I only feel sorry for Giegie."

"I'm not as kind and kind as he is," Duan Jinnian said impatiently, "Get out."

The young man's expression was ghastly in an instant, Jiang Weihe quickly put on the posture of Ultraman emitting light waves and waited for it. Just when he thought that the young man was going to do something, the young man suddenly uttered nonsense to Duan Jinnian:

"You don't care about me today, and you can't stand up to me tomorrow! Remember to me, my name is Xi Rui, and I will definitely make you pay a painful price for what you did today. When the time comes, your Tears will be redder than rose petals, and your remorse will be deeper than the sea, and you will taste the fruit of arrogance and ignorance, and despair will be like the night Alas, I haven't finished describing-"

"Don't be Xi Rui, I'm still turning into it. What kind of accent do you have?"

Jiang Weihe quickly pushed the boy out of the door. Seeing his pitiful appearance, he couldn't bear it. He took out his pocket and stuffed the boy with the 230 yuan and three yuan:

"Take it, go out and turn left to the intersection, then turn right and walk 300 meters to a clinic. Tell the bald doctor my name and get a 95% discount."

"what's your name?"

"I..." No, I don't seem to have mentioned my name to the bald doctor, "Just say it was introduced by the big cock."

"Hmph, big cock, don't think I'll forgive you, I'll—"

"If you are too busy to pick up the dung at the entrance of the village in a hurry, you won't grow up if you sleep late! Good night!"

After dismissing the little kid and the big kid, Duan Jinnian's face smelled worse than a can of herring, Jiang Weihe knelt down and apologized on the spot, smashing the pillow loudly:

"Brother Duan, I was wrong. I was really wrong. I would like to trouble you, old man, to go out and waste your precious sleep time. The small crime is heinous, too numerous to write down. The only way to apologize is to die!"

Jiang Weihe tried to commit suicide by knocking on a pillow, but Duan Jinnian grabbed him by the collar:

"I'm not angry with you, I just remembered this episode."

"Wow, what will happen to us after that?" Jiang Weihe's eyes lit up, like a dog who only hears that he can go out to play.

"I'll be caught."

"and then?"

"you are pregnant."

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.Jiang Weihe was silent for a long time, and asked solemnly:

"Is there really no leeway?"

"Or we die again and go back to the beginning."

"No, escaping is a cowardly act. A real man should face difficulties and never give in to adversity!"

Jiang Weihe held Duan Jinnian's hand and made a gesture of socialist brotherhood that is more indestructible than gold:

"Xiao Duan, resist with me! This dark and chaotic world needs to rewrite its rules, and we will become the supreme saviors of this world. Your left hand is the violent wind, and your right hand is gentle rain. You are The lingering rose, you are the warm midsummer, you are the pale moon, I will pick you and store you in the left atrium to dry and treasure—"

"Brother Weihe, wake up." Duan Jinnian patted Jiang Weihe's cheek lightly.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I've been assimilated," Jiang Weihe shook his head wildly like a puppy, "In short, let's face it bravely together!"

As we all know, a man is a kind of animal that is more diligent than changing underwear.When Jiang Weihe woke up, he regretted it.

Duan Jinnian has already woken up to pack his luggage, Jiang Weihe is still pretending to be asleep, he suspects that Duan Jinnian knows that he is pretending to be asleep.

But Jiang Weihe really doesn't want to face such a cruel plot, can this be written by humans? !

"Brother Weihe, we have to check out in 10 minutes, do you want to get up or continue."

"No more..."

Jiang Weihe walked into the bathroom angrily to wash up, since he has to die sooner or later, it is better to die sooner or later.

Because he foresaw his future misery in advance, Jiang Weihe was listless all day, afraid that a group of burly men would jump out of nowhere and drag him and Duan Jinnian out of the car, forcing them to stand still or beat them to death.

Doi is also a slang word that Jiang Weihe learned, DO = do, i = love, the combined meanings can be understood by yourself.

Duan Jinnian's leg injury is still not healed, so Jiang Weihe is driving.Jiang Weihe was in great pain. He drove for ten hours even stop-and-go every day, and his buttocks were stretched. Even a ten-year-old driver would suffer from road phobia.

When refueling at the gas station, Jiang Weihe lay on the steering wheel and thought to himself: Anyway, there is no escape from the plot, why not find a more comfortable hotel, eat and drink every day, and maybe have a beautiful sister to see...

Duan Jinnian touched Jiang Weihe's forehead and asked him if he was not feeling well. Jiang Weihe looked at Duan Jinnian listlessly, and tactfully told Duan Jinnian what he thought, and Duan Jinnian agreed readily. up!Fuck you, you know!Even a rough man like him can't stand Duan Jinnian, can a young master like Duan Jinnian stand it? !

So the two immediately drove straight to the luxury hotel. Jiang Weihe hadn't seen a beautiful woman for a long time, and he couldn't take his eyes away from the welcoming lady.However, the attention of all the female creatures present was focused on Duan Jinnian. Jealousy made Jiang Weihe completely unrecognizable: This is definitely just a fanfic setting. Changing the face value of the ceiling—one of the boards on it. Well, be more serious, he also has girlfriend fans and wife fans, who do you look down on fangirls!

The front desk saw that Duan Jinnian had injured his leg, and reminded them that the hotel still provides medical services included in the project. Hearing that, Jiang Weihe was so happy that he wanted to give the front desk a ten-star praise: It can be regarded as a bit of a human being.

They booked a deluxe big bed room for a week. Jiang Weihe kicked off his shoes as soon as he entered the door, jumped into the soft and wide big bed with joy, and bounced DuangDuang twice. He hugged the quilt and wrapped himself into a sushi roll , rolling back and forth on the bed.Duan Jinnian took two cans of cold beer from the refrigerator, sat on the sofa beside him, drank beer quietly and watched Jiang Weihe make a fuss.

When Jiang Weihe was tired, Duan Jinnian pulled away another can of beer with one hand and handed it to Jiang Weihe. Jiang Weihe blushed with excitement, took the beer and toasted Duan Jinnian excitedly :

"Hahaha, Xiao Duan, as the saying goes—"

Jiang Weihe's smile gradually froze: It's over, I wanted to pretend at first, but I couldn't think of a suitable common saying for a while, Duan Jinnian still had an expression of "you say I listen", Jiang Weihe dropped the topic like a thief To Duan Jinnian:

"Come on, this rare opportunity to speak, let me tell you."

"..." Duan Jinnian obediently took a sip of beer, "My Chinese is not good."

"Forget it, don't care about these details, in short, enjoy it and it's over."

The two stayed in the hotel for a week without incident.

The most important thing is that in this world, you don't need an ID card to stay in a hotel.What did you do early!Jiang Weihe collapsed until his hair went bald: Why did he go so early!If you know that you don't need an ID card, he must have borrowed money from Shen Yu to rent a presidential suite here for three months. He has never lived in such a nice hotel room in the real world.

Apart from being expensive, the hotel has no other disadvantages, but expensiveness is the most fatal disadvantage. It costs one yuan less and one week later, the two of them changed from the presidential suite to a deluxe double room. The bed room was changed to an ordinary double room, and then changed from an ordinary double room to an hourly room.

"There is no way to change it anymore. The hourly room is already the cheapest, so if you change it again, you have to get out."

Jiang Weihe shook his backpack, and there were a few red tickets in it, which were shabby and shabby. He really didn't have the money to stay in the hotel anymore, and the plot killing that should come was delayed.

The desperate Jiang Weihe even pinned his hopes on the back seat of the car. After bathing and burning incense, he begged the omnipotent car back seat to give him another 100 million, 300 million is not too much, 500 million is the best. The wise and powerful god of the backseat of the car can satisfy the humble and simple wish of a 28-year-old boy.

Then Jiang Weihe opened the back seat of the car full of anticipation, and there was an extra piece of A4 printing paper inside out of thin air, with a large character printed in black Song Dynasty on it: roll.

So cold, so ruthless words.

Jiang Weihe hugged the pillow reluctantly, feeling sore in his heart:

"Little Pillow, I will remember the good times I spent with you."

Then Jiang Weihe grabbed the quilt and wrapped himself up:

"Little Quilt, I will miss you like I miss Little Pillow."

"drop--"

The door card sensor sounded, and Duan Jinnian had just returned from exercising. As soon as he entered the door, he took off his vest and rolled it into a ball to wipe the sweat off his face. By the way, he glanced at Jiang Weihe, who was dressed as an Arab woman:

"Are you cold?"

"I'm just saying goodbye, everything has animism, I can feel that the furniture in this space are trying to keep me."

"..."

Duan Jinnian walked into the bathroom, and Jiang Weihe stared at the seraph tattooed on his back. Every time Duan Jinnian moved his muscles, he would move his wings, which was ready to come out, bringing an extremely cool visual effect. Jiang Weihe couldn't wait for his heart to move Use your tongue to lick.Killer Jinnian's skin is just a graffiti wall, with all kinds of patterns. On the inside of his left elbow, there is also a stick figure of the Paige family. In this world without mobile phones, Jiang Weihe picks up Duan Jinnian when he is bored. tattoo look.

Now that we are leaving, let's enjoy the hotel service again.

So Jiang Weihe went to a full set of spa and foot massage again, soaked in a bucket of fragrant rose petal bath, it was called a skin that was firm and fat, charming and lovely, Jiang Weihe himself couldn't put it down.

On the way back to the room, Jiang Weihe took advantage of his beauty and offered him two cones. In fact, he was only given one, but Jiang Weihe begged for two and wanted to take one back to him. Duan Jinnian, if this stick goes on, Duan Jinnian's practice will be wasted in a day, huh huh.

Suddenly Jiang Weihe's shoulder was bumped violently, almost knocking his cone into the air.

"Big cock, run away!"

What the hell is the big cock... Jiang Weihe took a closer look: It's Xi Rui!Compared with before, Xi Rui has become a delicate and lovely person.

"Hey boy, which giegie is climbing this time?"

"The handsome guy with an inch cut seems to have had a grudge against our boss before, but now that he is caught by our boss, he will definitely die a miserable death, but you are innocent, so go away!"

"No way, isn't he in the room, how did your boss catch him?"

"He was checking out at the front desk, and the boss happened to be booking a room, it seems like this..."

It’s true that Hades told you to die on the third watch and never leave you to the fifth watch. Those who should come still have to come.

"I won't go, I have to save him."

Jiang Weihe stuffed the cone to Xi Rui, leaving behind a resolute and unrestrained back, Xi Rui held him desperately, almost crying:

"You are stupid, there are so many men in the world, and high-quality human men like him are a bit scarce, but with your conditions, you can definitely find the same one. Don't lose your life for a man, it's not worth it at all!"

"Thank you, Xi Rui," Jiang Weihe pressed Xi Rui's shoulders, with a firm expression and bright eyes, "However, he and I are a community of destiny. If he dies, I can't live on. I must be with him! "

"Oh my god, what kind of beautiful love is this!" Xi Rui's eyes filled with tears, "Since you have already talked about this, I can only help you."

"You misunderstood that I am not with him..."

Xi Rui dragged Jiang Weihe away without saying a word.

As soon as Jiang Weihe entered the door, he saw Duan Jinnian lying motionless on the ground covered in blood. Jiang Weihe gasped for breath: Duan Jinnian won't be beaten to death, right? !

"Xiao Duan, Xiao Duan, don't scare me! Don't get into trouble, Xiao Duan, Xiao Duan, Duan Jinnian!"

Jiang Weihe hugged Duan Jinnian and shouted his name desperately. Tears dripped on Duan Jinnian's bloody face. The new man followed, and Xi Rui patted Jiang Weihe's shoulder sadly, and comforted him:

"Big cock, forget it, men are just like clothes, they are always changed and new."

"But I like this one! I am a very dedicated man!"

Everyone thought that Jiang Weihe was dead. The man was stimulated and went crazy, so he left without having anything to say to the madman.Jiang Weihe gave Duan Jinnian both cardiopulmonary resuscitation and artificial respiration, and Duan Jinnian kept his eyes closed.

Jiang Weihe's clothes were stained red with blood, he wiped away his tears, the dead are gone, the living are strong, so he gritted his teeth and sat on Duan Jinnian - Duan Jinnian suddenly opened his eyes, scared Jiang Weihe slipped on the soles of his feet, pressing heavily on Duan Jinnian.

Duan Jinnian was so suppressed that he let out a muffled groan, and asked in a deep voice, gnashing his teeth:

"what are you doing."

"I'm, uh, artificial pacing..." Jiang Weihe smiled awkwardly but politely.

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