Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

"are not you tired?!"

Jiang Weihe was greatly shocked: Is this the world of the strong?

"tired."

Listening carefully, Duan Jinnian's tone reveals a vague tiredness.

"You still want to do it when you're tired? The sows in the production team will be exhausted to death by you!"

Jiang Weihe strongly condemned Duan Jinnian's behavior.

"...I didn't say I would do it." Duan Jinnian was still aggrieved.

"Then what are you doing in the room?"

"sleep."

"I'm sorry, I was the one who was mean." Jiang Weihe apologized sincerely.

As a straight straight man, Jiang Weihe actually refused to do that kind of thing with another man, and he was the one below him.But the most important thing to be a human being is to be happy. I have to say something, is it really cool!

But Jiang Weihe insists that he is an honest and good man, and every time he enters the sage mode and emos fiercely after finishing his work, he despises himself as a lowly, shameless, and unruly man.

Knowing that Duan Jinnian has someone he likes, and knowing that this is just a task of creating human beings, yet he shamelessly enjoys this improper job!Such a man will not be able to marry a wife in the future. Even if he does, your wife will not love you, your mother-in-law will not value you, and your children do not belong to you...

"continue?"

After Duan Jinnian drank the water, wiped off his sweat, he leaned over half of his body, the scorching body temperature almost melted Jiang Weihe, so Jiang Weihe immediately met a slutty customer, and he turned upside down again What is heaven and earth...

Jiang Weihe rubbed himself in a daze, and his delicate skin, which was originally white as snow, immediately turned red like a steamed suckling pig under the rubbing method of his bathhouse uncle.

"He, stop torturing yourself like this."

Duan Jinnian hugged Jiang Weihe from behind distressedly, Jiang Weihe was stunned for a moment, then quietly closed his eyes, letting the tears flow wantonly, his heart hurts so much, it turns out that you can't love, you can't ask for it , so heartbreaking:

"Nian, let me go, I'm so dirty, don't touch me, I'll get you dirty."

"He, I will never let go."

Duan Jinnian hugged Jiang Weihe tightly, wishing to crush Jiang Weihe into flesh and blood, domineering, wild, yet gentle, vowed to make Jiang Weihe want to stop!

Jiang Weihe was sobbing, and cold tears flowed randomly on his face:

"I'm a bad man, I don't deserve you to do this for me! You still have someone you love, she is a good girl, and our relationship is just a mistake, forget me, don't make any more mistakes..."

"If this is really a mistake, I will rewrite the rules of this world so that people will no longer feel that this is a mistake."

Duan Jinnian's eyes shot out a sharp and firm light, Jiang Weihe was greatly moved, and the little bird nestled in his arms like a human:

"Nian, why are you so nice to me?"

"Fool, you are my wife, the child's mother, I am not good to you, who is good to me?"

After speaking, a baby suddenly appeared in Jiang Weihe's arms, and a baby turned its head, and it was Duan Jinnian with a pacifier in his mouth!It is clearly a baby, but it has exactly the same face as Duan Jinnian. He looked at Jiang Weihe with a bright smile, and shouted to Jiang Weihe crisply:

"Mama, I want to drink neinei!"

"Drink your grandma's bathwater!"

Jiang Weihe roared and woke up from the nightmare. Due to overreaction, he faintly felt nauseous, so he lay on the bedside and vomited. ask:

"What's wrong? What's wrong?"

"No, I was just having a nightmare."

Jiang Weihe waved his hand, took the water and drank 500ml of water, and Duan Jinnian patted him on the shoulder as a comfort.Jiang Weihe stared at Duan Jinnian's face for a while in the soft light of the bedside light, and after watching for a long time, it inevitably overlapped with the face of the baby Duan Jinnian in his dream. Speaking out the content, he cannot be the only one injured:

"I dreamed that I gave birth to a son who looked exactly like you, literally, do you know what I mean?"

"...That was indeed a nightmare," Duan Jinnian kissed the corner of Jiang Weihe's mouth, "Don't be afraid, I was born to look good like you, go to sleep."

After speaking, Duan Jinnian fell back to sleep. They said that there is no plowed land but exhausted cattle. With Duan Jinnian's high-intensity exercise, he is only exhausted but not dead.

However, Jiang Weihe unfortunately lost his sleep. As the saying goes, he thinks every day and dreams at night. If Jiang Weihe didn't have a guilty conscience, he wouldn't have such a bizarre dream.

After all, as long as you calm down and think about it for a while, you will realize that this is really far from him: First of all, no one used a gun to force him and Duan Jinnian, it was he who thought Duan Jinnian hiccupped and quickly took the initiative while it was hot , Duan Jinnian did not die, not only did not pursue the matter, but also actively cooperated. Here I really want to thank Mr. Duan Jinnian for his great help.

The problem lies in the matter of pregnancy. Jiang Wei resists in his heart, but his body is very honest, so his heart is full of extreme guilt: he and Duan Jinnian did this kind of thing, not only sorry for the person Duan Jinnian likes, but also sorry He still doesn't know where his future wife is, Duan Jinnian doesn't say anything, but Jiang Weihe is really sorry.

Ever since they had a relationship, Duan Jinnian always kissed him at every turn. Jiang Weihe licked Duan Jinnian's tongue nails and wounds. Nian will act like a baby, and it won't hurt to kiss you, so Jiang Weihe was led by the nose by Duan Jinnian in a daze.After thinking about it afterwards, I realized that everything was wrong, why did Duan Jinnian kiss him?Doesn't Duan Jinnian have someone he likes?With what mentality did Duan Jinnian kiss him?

His father made a comparison and couldn't figure it out, but Jiang Weihe's blunt intuition told him that if things went on like this, something would happen, and then it would not be intuition but intuition.No, Jiang Weihe thought it was necessary for him to make it clear to Duan Jinnian face to face, it was wrong, as for why it was wrong, he could give Duan Jinnian the right to speak.

However, it is not easy to speak up. It involves comprehensive factors such as language arts, interpersonal communication, psychological problems, social humanities, gender health, and moral public opinion. It needs to be treated very carefully and carefully. We must choose an auspicious day to discuss it carefully. .

So Jiang Weihe used Duan Jinnian's time to go to the gym this week to conduct in-depth analysis on language arts, interpersonal communication, psychological problems, social humanities, gender health, moral public opinion, etc., and wrote a book full of hotel notes.

The general idea is: Although Comrade Duan Jinnian is a capitalist and Comrade Jiang Weihe is a proletarian, they still established a great socialist brotherhood and marched towards a common ideal goal. However, due to the misjudgment of both parties, Some mistakes in the direction have occurred, and we must always keep in mind the teachings of the straight men's organization: the high-tension line of socialist brotherhood cannot be crossed!It is necessary to always keep in mind the teaching rules of straight men: straight men sell rot, the vas deferens are blocked, the chirp is bitter, Beijing night is poisonous, as dry as dead wood, as short as mushrooms... Regarding this, Comrade Jiang Weihe has deeply reflected on it, corrected it in time, and always strives to improve Human action is the first and only important goal, and other unnecessary and useless behaviors that consume labor are avoided.

After finishing writing, Jiang Weihe read it again by himself, and was almost overwhelmed by his outstanding literary talent. The last time Jiang Weihe exhausted his literary skills all his life was the composition for the college entrance examination ten years ago.

Everything is ready, just waiting for Duan Jinnian to return.

As soon as Duan Jinnian opened the door, he was caught off guard by Jiang Weihe, who greeted him with a smile. Jiang Weihe held a dry towel and mineral water, and enthusiastically handed them to Duan Jinnian:

"Xiao Duan, you must be exhausted after exercising for so long, right? Look at your sweaty body, come in and change..."

Duan Jinnian looked at Jiang Weihe with frightened eyes for a moment. He took the towel and wiped the sweat off his face, stared at the smiling Jiang Weihe for a while, and asked with some doubts:

"Want it?"

"I want one—" Jiang Weihe swallowed back the swear words that came out of his mouth, smiled coquettishly, and nodded coquettishly at Duan Jinnian's hard chest muscles, "It's annoying, it's because I have something to tell you !"

Duan Jinnian himself felt embarrassed, so he buried his face in a towel to wipe off his sweat, not daring to look at Jiang Weihe's face, like a shy cat covering its face, so cute... No, let's talk about business, Jiang Weihe Wei He welcomes Duan Jinnian into the room, pulls him to sit on the sofa, takes out a post-it note so as not to forget his words, and faces the conversation with a serious attitude:

"Xiao Duan, brother wants to tell you something very important, you must listen carefully, this matter may make you feel a little excited, a little confused, a little bit at a loss, a little bit entangled—"

Duan Jinnian opened his round eyes and blinked lightly:

"you are pregnant?"

"Oh shit!" Jiang Weihe was startled, "I put the pregnancy test stick in the car, but I kept forgetting to get it. The terminal procrastination is hopeless, so just take it away."

"I'll get it."

Duan Jinnian was very active, and his long legs disappeared in an instant. Jiang Weihe sat on the spot holding a notepad, feeling a little embarrassed that "the clown is me": the pregnancy test is indeed very important, but he I didn't mean to say this...

Duan Jinnian quickly brought the pregnancy test stick, and the two of them studied the instructions. They needed to take the test in the morning to be accurate, so they returned to the topic just now:

"Don't you want to talk about this?"

"No, no, that's the thing, haha," Jiang Weihe sat down the post-it note under his butt calmly, "Hurry up and wash Xiangxiang!"

Taking advantage of Duan Jinnian's spare time to take a shower, Jiang Weihe crumpled up a whole stack of sticky notes that he wrote so hard, and threw it into the trash can.Filial piety, what a big man is so hypocritical, the post is all tangled into a bow, let's work hard to get pregnant as soon as possible and quickly go to the public toilet to deliver the baby.

After Jiang Weihe fell asleep at night, Duan Jinnian quietly got out of bed, rustled in the trash can, picked up the stack of post-it notes, spread them out and smoothed them out, and used the faint breathing light in the corridor to read through them. all content.

After reading it, Duan Jinnian smiled silently, crumpled the post-it note again, and threw it into the trash can with his hands raised.

The next day, Jiang Weihe got up early in the morning, feeling a little excited, a little confused, a little helpless, and a little tangled, and used the pregnancy test stick.

Five minutes later, Jiang Weihe walked out of the bathroom with the pregnancy test stick. Duan Jinnian stood by the door, obediently with his hands in his hands, like an elegant cat waiting for his owner to feed him, but his face showed a look of anxious anticipation.

"I ask you a question."

"En." Duan Jinnian swallowed.

"Does your family have a throne to inherit?"

"..." Duan Jinnian shook his head.

"My family has one. The child has my surname. He will be the successor of socialism in the future."

Jiang Weihe handed the pregnancy test stick to Duan Jinnian.

Two bars, Jiang Weihe is pregnant.

The author has something to say: We, Lao Jiang, have a high level of political awareness

感谢在2021-08-1622:26:37~2021-08-1723:35:29期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: TR1;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of non-fei; 5 bottles of concealment and retention; 3 bottles of Li Zeyan still loves me;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!